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Education / Re: Hilarious!!! Look At What A Secondary School Girl Uses Ring Boiler For by ikbnice(m): 10:05pm On Mar 22, 2020
I keep saying it... Women are like secret cult. There are lots of things they know that men won't ever know. They understand themselves alot. Can't even imagine all these.

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Romance / Re: When You Come Home And Meet Your Wife Standing Like This by ikbnice(m): 4:38pm On Mar 22, 2020
Dollywood:
Easy stuff, Just hold her waist and glue your prick in her yansh. She'll calm down like shrunken balloon grin
bro, if she does that... No enter. She wouldn't even let you near hear. Moreso, she has got convincing evidence too, so don't argue your case with her.
Health / Re: Corona Virus Cases by ikbnice(m): 5:30pm On Mar 21, 2020
bodejohn:


Same in San Francisco, govt placed a stay at home order but the residents rushed off to beach calling it a spring break...

We only need to be saved from ourselves...
the reason for the spread is the people. Imagine people going to beach, parties and concerts in the midst of a pandemic despite government warnings. The aftereffect is what we are now seeing
Health / Re: Corona Virus Cases by ikbnice(m): 4:31pm On Mar 21, 2020
It was reported that the case of Italy was because citizens failed to adhere to measures laid down by the government. It even put a question mark on the sustainability of democratic government in enforcing citizens. It got so worse that Italy is now drafting in military to enforce citizens to adhere to rules.
If people will take government measures seriously, the curve could be easily flattened.

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Health / Re: Corona Virus Cases by ikbnice(m): 4:31pm On Mar 21, 2020
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Phones / Re: Chinese Teleco Subscriber Base Drops By Over 8 Million by ikbnice(m): 3:50pm On Mar 21, 2020
How can you have 3 million active subscribers in China in November and less than 5 million in December and suddenly 8 million subscribers are gone in February... Even Nigeria active user surpasses that
Politics / Re: Did China Deceive The World: A Conspiracy Theory by ikbnice(m): 2:14pm On Mar 21, 2020
China tweaked a virus to make it highly contagious, low fatal rate especially among younger population and defy all known cure.

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Romance / Re: I'm Giving Out Recharge Cards To 20 People Who Can Get This Correctly by ikbnice(m): 1:17pm On Mar 21, 2020
7 of course

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Crime / Re: A Day After Making This Post On Facebook,his Girlfriend Stabs Him Dead(pics) by ikbnice(m): 1:14pm On Mar 21, 2020
Fear anybody who doesn't fear women...

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Health / Re: Senegal Have Discovered Covid19 Cure by ikbnice(m): 1:09pm On Mar 21, 2020
And no credible source to back the news
Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by ikbnice(m): 12:56pm On Mar 21, 2020
Slimranky:


You mean like just keeping the conversation friendly,slow and steady and never rushing her right
yes, most of these white folks raise their guards when they sense that you are black because they know someone is about to use them escape the heat of his continent. Flow with her pace, don't sound desperate. If she replies after one week, reply after some days too. Since she cares more about her look, offer suggestions and guidance that will help her achieve that faster. Demand she updates you on her progress and monitor it too. You can then reward her for keeping to your suggestion/advice for attaining her new look.

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Politics / Re: UN: Top 10 Happiest (and Saddest) Countries In Africa (2020) by ikbnice(m): 12:49pm On Mar 21, 2020
Not matter how bad a situation is, Nigerians will make fun out of this. If government cannot make us happy, we have chosen not to make ourselves sad.
Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by ikbnice(m): 12:46pm On Mar 21, 2020
She has seen through your motives... Just keep it slow

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Celebrities / Re: “nigerian Musician Has Tested Positive For COVID-19 In UK” – Kemi Olunloyo by ikbnice(m): 12:42pm On Mar 21, 2020
This woman tracks all these celebrities 24/7
Politics / Re: Couple Donates First Child As Offering To Barren Pastor by ikbnice(m): 12:40pm On Mar 21, 2020
Op, have you ever seen a thread with an advert... Wonder shall never end
Education / Re: Nostradamus Has Prophyced Coronavirus As The End, Reference In Bible “in Revelat by ikbnice(m): 10:22am On Mar 21, 2020
dazzlingd:


Why didn't the 2010 prediction not come to pass....
You guys dont know the way prophecies work, the trick is to predict as many events as possible using past occurrences, either one or two may enter...then u become a hero of prophecy.

Nothing mysterious about all these prophecies.


Sorry to ruin your fun
whether the 2010 prediction came to pass or not, that of 2020 was a perfect description. Many prophets in Nigeria make prophesies which are complete falsehood and yet no one held them to ransom.
Education / Re: Nostradamus Has Prophyced Coronavirus As The End, Reference In Bible “in Revelat by ikbnice(m): 9:41am On Mar 21, 2020
aimuan:
But the virus started in 2019.
read the line;
... Will spread throughout the globe...
It doesn't matter when it started, what matters when the whole world was at risk, even as at January, the whole world was still laughing at China. It was February when the whole showdown began. What prediction could be more precise than this. It is currently in over 150 countries and virtually all habitable continents
Education / Re: Nostradamus Has Prophyced Coronavirus As The End, Reference In Bible “in Revelat by ikbnice(m): 8:21am On Mar 21, 2020
light099:
Nostrademus is a smart player and con-star. He makes predictions that can easily be interpreted to flow with different world events. That's why he's never specific but employs ambiguous presentations. He uses DNB, 1x, x2, 12 and handicap options all included in his predictions. So no matter what, Nostrademus' so called prophecies will always relate to something. Such a smart Nigga grin
I believe The Eye of Darkness prediction more... More accurate and precise
Education / Re: Nostradamus Has Prophyced Coronavirus As The End, Reference In Bible “in Revelat by ikbnice(m): 8:19am On Mar 21, 2020
Basit46:
Don't worry, tb Joshua said its ending march 27

Time to know whether christainity is a joke or not
someone that parades lots of miracles on Emmanuel TV that can't heal one corona virus case...

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Education / Re: Nostradamus Has Prophyced Coronavirus As The End, Reference In Bible “in Revelat by ikbnice(m): 8:10am On Mar 21, 2020
sunsewa16:
His predictions was totally accurate, the world is really coming to an end,is now I believe, with all such abnormal things happening, there is no more doubt about it.
you call this prediction accurate. Wait till you read the prediction from "The Eye Of Darkness" which reads ;
In around 2020 a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments…

Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again ten years later, and then disappear completely.”

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Health / Re: Corona Virus: Meet The Woman Who Predicted This Virus 11 Years Ago. by ikbnice(m): 5:56am On Mar 21, 2020
Many of these prophesies are more precise and realistic than our so called men of God here who just make predictions like a bet9ja game

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Health / Re: Nigeria's Coronavirus Index Patient Discharged After Testing Negative by ikbnice(m): 4:31am On Mar 21, 2020
That was how ebola was contained too... Using antibodies from recovered patients to treat new cases...

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Orders Closure Of Varsities, Schools Nationwide by ikbnice(m): 9:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
youngsahito:
you talk too much Mr Man...if they do anything u will still talk
The government of Uganda shut down all activities even without a single case of corona outbreak... That is what we call being sensitive amd alert to the situation of things. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
https://www.monitor.co.ug/News/National/Museveni-closes-schools-religious-gatherings-coronavirus/688334-5495888-srauuwz/index.html

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Religion / Re: Corona Virus:Shame On Nairaland Atheists!!! by ikbnice(m): 9:11pm On Mar 19, 2020
Franzinni:
Op I heard tb Joshua and enenche said this march corona virus will be over ... I am counting days o ..21st for tb Joshua and 27 th for enenche ..
one idiotic redeemer even said that Pastor Adeboye have informed them that redeem members are saved from the virus.
Just like the moronic Islamic professor who said Muslims have immune system against Corona.

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Religion / Re: Corona Virus:Shame On Nairaland Atheists!!! by ikbnice(m): 8:39pm On Mar 19, 2020
mrbishop:
Many nairaland Atheists were very happy and salivated at the thought of churches getting closed down due to the corona virus, some of them may have even masturbated to it.
One of them here even had the boldness opened a thread to insult the holy spirit.
They abused pastors, and rained insults on Jesus Christ.
Some said Government should seize mega churches and turn it to Coronavirus isolation centres.
Now God has started his work by making a rejected drug (chloroquine) to be effective in the treatment of corona virus.
Shame on you Atheists!!! .
Very soon Corona virus will pass, and many more souls will be added to the church.

Did you even read what you wrote or you just vomited this trash and zoomed off. How sweet will it have been if it was a pastor who provided miraculous healing water we always see them sell on TV and gave the cure or one arranged for holy ghost prayer session and voom! The virus gets healed like we always watch them do on TV.
I am still waiting for that pastor who boasted of going to China to heal corona virus and now that corona have visited him from China, he has kept mute.
Use your brain for once.

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