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Events / Re: Will You Allow Your Children To Appear Like This On Their Wedding Day? by ikelvin(m): 10:42pm On May 19, 2015
Akkord4gov:
Capital YES and psychiatric hospital after the wedding or I sell them to a zoo
Haha!!! Zoologists surely need them. cheesy

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Events / Re: Will You Allow Your Children To Appear Like This On Their Wedding Day? by ikelvin(m): 10:41pm On May 19, 2015
sinaj:
c as d guy Bugatti dey grin
Haha! No be only bugatti, na lamborghini and V-boot grin

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Events / Will You Allow Your Children To Appear Like This On Their Wedding Day? by ikelvin(m): 10:19pm On May 19, 2015
Will you?

Cc Standd, Rocktation

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Culture / Re: Will You Allow Your Children To Appear Like This On Their Wedding Day? by ikelvin(m): 7:39pm On May 19, 2015
loomer:


All of the above
Haha abi oo grin
Culture / Re: Will You Allow Your Children To Appear Like This On Their Wedding Day? by ikelvin(m): 7:30pm On May 19, 2015
loomer:
Madly in love
Are you sure this is love? Or insanity? sad angry
Culture / Re: Will You Allow Your Children To Appear Like This On Their Wedding Day? by ikelvin(m): 7:24pm On May 19, 2015
kilokeys:
then.. i guess giving him a BJ would go for "I DO"

crazy pple dem
Haha!!! grin cheesy very crazy bro.
Culture / Will You Allow Your Children To Appear Like This On Their Wedding Day? by ikelvin(m): 7:21pm On May 19, 2015
Will you? This is such a weird wedding!

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Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Become Side Chicks by ikelvin(m): 12:23am On May 14, 2015
BrainnewsNg:
Hmmmmm!

Am i a side chick?
No you're a chick side. angry
Celebrities / Uti Nwachukwu Apologizes To Jim Iyke Over Comments He Made About Him On Jara by ikelvin(m): 3:12am On May 07, 2015
Uti Nwachukwu took to his instagram page this evening to apologize to Jim Iyke over comments he made on his TV show, Jara, yesterday. Uti and his co-host had talked about Jim's failed relationship with Nadia Buari and apparently said something Jim didn't like because one of Jim's aides told reporters the actor was angry about what was said and planned to confront Uti whenever he sees him. Uti has since apologized. See what he wrote....

My sincere apologies to one of the greatest Nollywood icons of our time. @jim.iyke .. I'm sincerely and deeply sorry for the insensitive joke/post made yesterday. As one of my favorite and most respected actors I will never set out to intentionally disrespect you brother. Using the insert from jara was my own friendly way of reaching out and once again I'm sorry for being insensitive especially at the special period. �� . Rest assured it won't happen again. please accept my unreserved apologies. Like I said you are one of the few that actually inspire and motivate people like me to be better and work harder. Abeg nor too vex for me bro . I Troway salute

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/05/uti-nwachukwu-apologizes-to-jim-iyke.html?m=1

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Crime / Re: Female Staff Of Sweet Sensation Jailed For 266 Years For Stealing Employer’s N8m by ikelvin(m): 10:58pm On Apr 25, 2015
prettydiva89:
bad?how am i bad
Commenting without reading. Not really bad. You guys are dragging who's gonna be the first to comment and so on.
Health / Re: Mysterious Uses Of Table Salt by ikelvin(m): 9:37am On Apr 24, 2015
It's now salt ba? undecided next it will be pepper.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Shares A Bad Exprience With The Lady Who Threatened To Defame Her by ikelvin(m): 11:03pm On Apr 23, 2015
ginawest:
i knew tonto dike will Neva kip quiet n watch someone call ha broke n fake.
If you were in her shoes, would you have kept quiet? When someone's trying to give you a bad name. undecided
Crime / Re: Female Staff Of Sweet Sensation Jailed For 266 Years For Stealing Employer’s N8m by ikelvin(m): 7:48pm On Apr 23, 2015
prettydiva89:

no

Lol bad girls!!! cheesy grin
Crime / Re: Female Staff Of Sweet Sensation Jailed For 266 Years For Stealing Employer’s N8m by ikelvin(m): 12:03am On Apr 23, 2015
prettydiva89:
OMG She don die be that nah,abi 266 years,even her great grandchildren would have been dead by then..

What a pity?
It's 7years.. are you sure you read the post before commenting? undecided
Education / Re: Help! My Lecturer Is Failing Me because Of Sex by ikelvin(m): 11:22pm On Apr 22, 2015
bombella:
Fellow nairalanders pls help me. I'm a student of microbiology in Delta State university. I'm from a humble home as my parents labor hard to pay my tuition. I have given my all to ensure that I study and have no reason to fail any course. This lecturer named A.A Anigboro BSc, MSC (Benin), an Urhobo man married with kids. He lives at Okhogoro in Abraka. Lecturer 11 (biochemical toxicology/molecular biology). This man has been failing me just to sleep with me. He has failed so many girls just cos of sex. No one is doing anything about it. He calls you with a private number and asks you to come to his house to sex him. We also have conscience and dignity for our bodies. I have younger ones and my parents aren't getting younger. They can't afford paying school fees for me every year. I'm lamenting for myself and the many girls who have to suffer years just because of the illicit pleasure of a adulterous married man. Whoever can get the attention of any authority should please help us female students in microbiology department in Delsu. It is so unfair. I can't be sleeping with lecturers when am studying and paying my fees for them to lecture me. Pls help somebody!!!
Scam alert!!!
Sports / Re: See What Mikel Obi's Russian Girl Friend Bought For Him As Birthday Gift [photo] by ikelvin(m): 10:46pm On Apr 22, 2015
ginawest:
Dis one z small..lolz..if u c my own gift ehn,u wl know dat pipu r stingy..lolz
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Sports / Re: See What Mikel Obi's Russian Girl Friend Bought For Him As Birthday Gift [photo] by ikelvin(m): 10:44pm On Apr 22, 2015
smvinreal:
I even thought it was a car or House abi private jet self
Car, house, private jet for a man who's not yet your husband? undecided shocked they are not yet married na.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Ministerial List Updated. by ikelvin(m): 10:38pm On Apr 22, 2015
ivyT:



U didn't have to say this,its kinda serious_nd ur joking about it
undecided
I'm not joking ma'am. If she needs money, I can give her money. But what exactly does she want? An advice? The only advice that would work is giving the lecturer money.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Ministerial List Updated. by ikelvin(m): 8:24pm On Apr 22, 2015
bombella:
Fellow nairalanders pls help me. I'm a student of microbiology in Delta State university. I'm from a humble home as my parents labor hard to pay my tuition. I have given my all to ensure that I study and have no reason to fail any course. This lecturer named A.A Anigboro BSc, MSC (Benin), an Urhobo man married with kids. He lives at Okhogoro in Abraka. Lecturer 11 (biochemical toxicology/molecular biology). This man has been failing me just to sleep with me. He has failed so many girls just cos of sex. No one is doing anything about it. He calls you with a private number and asks you to come to his house to sex him. We also have conscience and dignity for our bodies. I have younger ones and my parents aren't getting younger. They can't afford paying school fees for me every year. I'm lamenting for myself and the many girls who have to suffer years just because of the illicit pleasure of a adulterous married man. Whoever can get the attention of any authority should please help us female students in microbiology department in Delsu. It is so unfair. I can't be sleeping with lecturers when am studying and paying my fees for them to lecture me. Pls help somebody!!!
So what do you want us to do now? We should help you sleep with him?
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 11:08am On Apr 22, 2015
mainman7:

Yeah, by fuccking everything fucckable and unfucckable. Yes, you are destructively touching their lives with your destiny destroying smelly over-slacked, perfume laddened, alum socked, deep-well poshoposho totoh. Senseless cheap whoretitude, u even have the effrontery to boast of how you fucck clueless guys, what the fucck! I pity those low life niggas with so low self-esteem that they couldn't strive to get a good girl but visiting a psychedelically cheap scallywag prostitutes like you. Olobo rirun oshi!
I thank God you also saw what I saw in that girl. She's a witch!

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 2:43am On Apr 22, 2015
Burnnotice:
two wrongs dont make right' you might be wrong, she might be wrong...
I really don't have any ish with her. Don't know her from somewhere. She's free to continue her online bashing and bragging, after all it's just online. There's nothing she'll write here that will make me wink or blink. But I'm sorry for her future. She's a typical example of a failed woman.
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 2:33am On Apr 22, 2015
She's claiming to be ffucking big guys, yet she complains of abuja heat, go get yourself an a.c. Wretched soul.

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 2:29am On Apr 22, 2015
Burnnotice:
just say sorry and you guys should laugh it off nau....
Allow her to rant on bro. I know she's in pains cos I told her the truth. Didn't really wanna go hard on her, but she was so rude on her reply. She's hiding online to type rubbish to me. Most of these girls are paupers, they just come online to brag out their lives. Do I blame her? I don't. cool smiley
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 2:25am On Apr 22, 2015
Burnnotice:
hmmm sounds good.....
Thanks. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 2:22am On Apr 22, 2015
Lol, and she's beefing me? cheesy grin Lmao.
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 2:17am On Apr 22, 2015
Burnnotice:
Retire to bed bro.... you wouldnt like to doze at work
Lol.. thanks man. I will, I work only thrice a week for the government, and work once at my private establishment. So you see, I really rest a lot than I work.
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 2:11am On Apr 22, 2015
#haha! Ara di na udi na udi. grin cheesy I'm never seen a proud fo.ol before. Just met one imp Now.

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 1:58am On Apr 22, 2015
EggovinMma:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.
Got no time for phoolss.Seems you are the only guy on this thread that chooses to share a g string with me.Go on.....Wont quote you again. By the way, fuccck you! kiss
Now sounding like a slut in pains... just like a wasted soul talking about having time for fo.ols, you need a brain check; hiding online to type gibberish and submit. People like you are supposed to be stoned. Stupid biatch.
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 1:50am On Apr 22, 2015
EggovinMma:



You are the one deluding yourself!
Who gives a fuccck about your opinion? Dude you have your life to live face it! Now run along. Thank You! kiss
You sound like a hoe already. I too don't give a hoot about your opinions, just that you've scattered your senseless opinions all over this post. Must you show us all how uncultured you're? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by ikelvin(m): 1:41am On Apr 22, 2015
EggovinMma:



My dear, I am crazy, I drink a lot, sometimes I drag,bit if you see people I have dated, you be awed grin grin.THEY DONT SMOKE! THEY DRINK MODERATELY, THEY ARE NOT CRAZY, SOME TIME NERDY DUDE, so when folks who knows of my "disorders "see the match made in heaven they just wonder HOW THE HELL DOES HE CONTROL THIS BIITCH! grin grin.Men like babes wey dey happen jare, na Dem dey marry pass good gurls too.Some may marry good gurls, but spends more on a bad gurl outside than their good wives!
Continue deceiving yourself!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose Shows Off New Look. You Like? (photos) by ikelvin(m): 2:47pm On Apr 19, 2015
misscastle:

Lol that pic ain't look like her, though

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