₦airaland Forum

GurlFriend:
Khoudia Diop is a Senegalese, Paris/NYC model and her very dark skin along with her stunning features have brought her a lot of attention, including write-ups in Bossip and African Celebs.

She is dark as night and unapologetically charcoal black. She calls herself 'Melanin Goddess'

See more photos below

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/09/photos-meet-model-khoudia-diop-gorgeous.html

she resemble baby doll

NaijaCelebrity:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/m-flexible-bum-use-well-didi-ekanem/

I just like that v shape finish, for the butt na sh**t full inside there!

amoduokoh:
SEE the questions given to N-TEACH Candidate


Which is the smallest fraction among the following?

Select one:

a. 3/4

b. 6/7

c. 1/2

d. 6/5

How did you do in the test? Not so well. I ______ much better but I misread the directions for writing.

Select one:

a. will have done

b. can have done

c. must have done

d. may have done

e. could have done

Q: The Capital of Lagos State is_____

Select one:

a. Bariga

b. Isale-Eko

c. Eko

d. Ikeja

e. Ikorodu

If the day tomorrow is Sunday, what was it yesterday?

Select one:

a. Monday

b. Tuesday

c. Friday

d. Saturday

Amaka was the cynosure of all eyes at the party. This means that __________

Select one:

a. she attracted everybody's attention

b. everybody was surprised that she attended the part

c. None of the options

d. everybody looked down at her

e. she was notorious for her behaviour

Q: Who is the current Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria

Select one:

a. Alhaji Mai Borno

b. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi

c. Godwin Emefiele

d. Adamu Chiroma

e. Charles Soludo


In words number 14 can be written as _________

Select one:

a. Forteen.

b. Fourteen.

c. Fortin.

d. Fourtin.

[Choose the one that is most nearly opposite in meaning to the uppercase worD.] Few people prefer the RURAL to the ______ areas.

Select one:

a. urban

b. modern

c. pastoral

d. central

e. rustic

Q: A piece of land completely surrounded by water is known as_________

Select one:

a. a platform

b. a lagoon

c. a lake

d. an island

e. None of the options

Bose shouldn't have interrupted the teacher, _________?

Select one:

a. could she

b. didn't she

c. should she

d. did she

e. can she

Are you willing to be deployed to a rural area?

Select one:

a. YES

b. NO

At this time, do you have any computer programming or software development skills?

Select one:

a. YES

b. NO

At this time, which one or a combination of these devices do you own:

Select one or more:

a. Smartphone ( mobile phones with Internet capabilities)

b. Laptop

c. Tablet

Do you have any physical disability?

Select one:

a. Yes

b. No

Gender?

Select one:

a. Female

b. Male

Which of these classifications and/ or post-graduate degrees apply to you?

Select one:

a. 3rd Class / Pass

b. 1st Class / Distinction and Masters

c. 2nd Class Lower / Lower Credit + PGD

d. 1st Class / Distinction

e. 3rd Class /Pass + PGD

f. 2nd Class Upper / Upper Credit

g. 2nd Class Upper / Upper Credit + PGD

h. 3rd Class / Pass + Masters

i. 2nd Class Lower / Lower Credit

j.
2nd Class Lower / Lower Credit + Masters

k. 2nd Class Upper / Upper Credit + Masters

l. 1st Class / Distinction and PGD

What is your current employment status?

Select one:

a. Full-time

b. Part-time

c. Freelance

d. Unemployed

http://www.mrmayormedia.com/2016/09/see-here-nature-of-n-power-assessment_20.html#more

please how can I access my profile, somebody should help me out please!

dexy007:
FCSC finally advertises vacant positions for employment. The portal opens today 19th Sept. 2016 and closes on the 31st of October.

The catch is this, it's strictly on first apply first considered basis. The earlier you are able to register and apply the better your chance of been considered.

They are targeting a certain number of applications, once they get to that number, other applications won't be considered.

That's my one cent, don't ask how I know, thank you.

The site is www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng

http://www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng/?p=3607

Success everyone.

please someone help, is it only CV we are sending?

godin:
you didn't insure it,
your stupidity na die

Nawa to you o, must you abuse him?

Kimjinkyu:
The rate of indecent dressing these day is becoming too much. Especially
from ladies. Wedding Gown Worn By this Bride On Her Day Will Get You Talking. Nawaoo! The things people do all in the name of fashion these days eeh.
This wedding gown worn by this lady has got internet buzzing after..what can we call this?.



http://www.naijapopular.com/2016/09/fashion-or-madness-see-what-bride-wore.html?m=1

mad bride and groom!

Okworigeorge:
good for him


meanwhile...

That is change for you!

GenBuhari:
[size=28pt]shame HIV is a scam.[/size]
[size=18pt]
Never ever take the HIV test.[/size]
HIV does not exist and does not cause AIDS - fraudulent toxic HIV meds causes AIDS
The fake fraudulent test may lead to your death sentence when the start giving you poisonous HIV meds.

AIDS is curable - simply stop HIV meds and eat nutritional diet .

Who decieved you!

[quote author=mezynaija post=49438565]Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/09/see-how-this-young-man-almost-lost-his.html[/quote ,Dame patience Jonathan stole 15m dollars she never receive these kind beatings , so because of Nokia torch phone na him they want to kill these poor guy, no be small panel beating!

gbollybakare:
http://thenigeriafocus.com/2016/09/16/flash-fg-apologises-to-nigerians-for-the-plagiarism-in-the-presidential-speech/


https://mobile.twitter.com/GarShehu/status/776869544061181953

So even federal government follow do copy and paste!

conductor1:
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/09/exclusive-photos-fire-razes-police.html

There is no need getting angry that the fire fighters did not arrived on time because that is the same thing they will do, if there is robbery incident if you call them there will not also arrived on time, and they will start giving you excuses that there is no fuel in there car.

micfoley:
So sad. I hope someone up there in the Police heirarchy will read this and intervene. The said man could be dying in detention right now

for where! Intervene? There are all bird of the same feathers!

WalkerMichael:
Hardworking Ladies like this should be celebrated, honestly. God bless her and her works.

She posted the below on Facebook,

"Farming is really a tough but enjoyable work to do. I cant imagine myself buying 13 cups of garri 400 naira when i am physically and mentally fit to go to farm."

See pictures below:

Two days process! She will be a very good house wife.

etinanguy:
https://www.nairaland.com/3319481/nairalanders-pre-wedding-pix-broke-net


I thank God for this wonderful Union, may God bless and guide us through.




Lalasticlacla abeg front page d hail u

Akwa ibom isong oooo ,if you know what i mean press like!

08064978510:
http://punchng.com/student-confesses-cheating-wassce-withdraws-unilorin/


See earlier thread here

https://www.nairaland.com/3341995/born-again-unilorin-student-withdraws

instead of withdrawing he should have confess his sin to God, and sin no more I believe God will be there to forgive him!

pikapizy:
did u read the post at all ..or does your brain escape that cell you call ur skull anytime u hear buhari ? nobody accused or probed patience ...they at efcc saw a fraudulent account and froze it ,it could belong to anybody a fraudster, drug dealer, human trafficker or even buhari's son..they never probably considered the owner of the account but patience came to claim it ...so she brought the fingers to her direction ...hope u dig now? if u don't , then u need to visit a neurologist..oh I forgot we don't have any in naija ..that 15 mils USD is enough to open a centre for kidney transplant right here in nigeria ..even in their own village if they so wish but they chose to stash it away

Son of a bitch! It seems you are reasoning with your anus, how many APC members that are in such situation since these despenstion name them or are they saint?

FriendChoice:
http://punchng.com/15m-accounts-medical-bills-others-says-patience/

OK since APC said that the corruption they are fighting is not one -sided , that no APC member have been accused that they never go after, now I have accused Tinubu, ameachi, fashola, & co , they should investigate these people then we nigerian will be convinced that they are not bias in these corruption fight!

illuminaty:
I really do not get the deployment part...are they going to be posted to their state of origin or state of residence To make this thing easy,state of residence should be considered here if not enough people go do "ghost workers" based on say I won't leave lagos where I reside and go 2 akwa-ibom my state of origin!...that one na to find person to dey stand in for me while I keep looking for anoda job

They will post you base on the location you put while filling the online form!

princeofpeace22:
http://m.guardian.ng/appointments/federal-government-recruitment-scheme-receives-749000-application/

The truth of the matter is that, not everybody that register for these program that will go for the training, some just want to, after the training collect that computer device and vanish into the tin air!

LegendDrogba:
I am not a writer and I don't intend being one, so please just pay attention and you will definitely understand this my life story. My life is playing out before me like a nollywood movie and am so confused right now.
I finished service late last year and got a job early this year in an oil&gas marketing firm in Port Harcourt. Everything were going fine until July this year, my immediate boss called me to his office one good day and informed me that chairman(owner of the firm) would like to see me the next day, he asked me to be in the office as early as possible. Now prior to this time, I had been opportuned to see the chairman once, can't really remember what necessitated our meeting but immediately he saw me I could see surprises written over his face. He stared at me for a while, it was as if he saw a ghost. The day we were to meet came, dressed like never before and I made sure I was smelling nice, got to the office and discovered he was already in the office. 30mins after my arrival, I was sent a message that the chairman was ready to see me,got to his office, do I need to tell you that I was scared as hell. He asked me to sit, then after staring at me for about 10 seconds, he asked me of my full name, told him, by now my armpits were already getting wet. I became apprehensive when he started asking me about my personal family background, my state of origin,local govt, grand parents and even went as far as asking me if my dad was alive. I was surprised though but in all honesty I told him everything about me. I could see a smile in his face after hearing me, he then asked me to leave that he would call me again when he needs me. 2 days later, my boss called again that Chairman was around and he wants me in his office immediately, got to his office, he was with somebody, the person sitting in his front meaning the person was backing me. I greeted him, not even minding who was with him, was probably scared of what Mr chairman wanted this time around. In a split of seconds, I saw my chairman telling the other person sitting.. "Austin see your lost brother" fellow nairalanders, immediately this man turned to me, sitting in front of me was an advance or should I say a matured version of my humble self,though he was chubby and keeps afro, unlike myself that was still growing and also keeps low cut. He was an exact replica of me, he called me by my tribal name, now nobody aside my mom calls me by that name. He asked me to come closer, he hugged me,within a twinkling of an eye, he was shedding tears. He asked me of my mom, where have I been and all sorts of questions I can't really remember now. I could not even answer any one of the questions, you sure know how I was feeling now, didn't even know what waproduct on. He thanked our chairman, with the way they were joking and talking, it was obvious they were childhood friends... I was asked to sit and I immediately turned to one sort of a new born baby the way this man was talking to me, holding my hands,rubbing my hair and telling me how grandma would be so happy to see me. Didn't even know what brought my boldness back, I immediately asked him, who are you sir and whats going on here? He paused and looked at me and told me was my late dad's brother, he was my uncle. I stood up immediately and freed myself from his grip, dashed out of the office and headed to my house immediately without even carrying my back pack from my office since my phone was in my pocket. Called my mom and explained everything to her, she ordered that I take the next available flight back to Lagos. Was getting ready when i heard a knock on my door, my colleague in the office walked in, followed by our chairman and the 'sudden uncle'.

MY CHILDHOOD STORY.
Let me quickly take you back to my story, I was a product of teenage pregnancy, mom was rejected by my dad's family, she was only supported by my dad and his immediate brother, others were against my dad accepting his responsibility, even my mom's family rejected her with the excuse that she has brought shame to the family. In all of this, my dad and his immediate brother stood by my mom, rented an apartment for her and visits her often. Long story cut short, my mom gave birth to me and her family accepted her back. According to my mom, my dad was a comfortable young man then in the early 1990s cause he was a tanker driver. Tragedy struck when I was 2months old, my dad died in an accident. My mom was left to cater for me alone, though she was being assisted by my dad's brother. In all of this, my dad's other siblings and parents did not one day pay my mom a visit or even asked of me. All of this was explained to me after my mom was embarrassed by my dad(step-dad) younger ones after a disagreement they had with my step-dad. I was 18 before I knew that the man I grew up with to know as my dad was not really my Dad, my siblings were surprised to also know that we don't share the same father. My step-dad was such a nice man that I didn't lack anything, prior to his fight with his siblings, I was regarded as the first born, he was responsible for my schooling from nursery to university level, we were nine in the family and also a one big united and happy family. Even after the fight with his siblings, nothing changed at all, aside my surname that my mom advised me to change. I started bearing my dad's family name.

BACK TO PRESENT
now fellow nairalanders, here's the problem, my uncle (my dad immediate brother)has suddenly found me through my office and chairman, several family meeting has been held, they(my dad's family) want me back, they said they wants me to further my academic career abroad, take full responsibility of what they didn't do when I was kid. All they need is for my mom to forgive them, and let them have access to me when they want and also be a part of their family cause that was the promise they made to my dad a year after his demise. My mom's family has also joined them in pleading with my mom, my mom has sworn not to forgive any of them for what they did to her when she was a teenager. All of this happened (my mom's ill treatment happened in my mom's village back then before she relocated to Lagos and remarried. Now my mom has threatened to disown me and lay a curse on me if I dare accept them as my uncles or aunts or have anything to do with them. They are stinkingly rich cause my dad's immediate brother is into oil business and he has promised to sponsor my siblings (step-siblings) to university level, my step-dad has declined this offer, telling them he could take care of his family and he does not need anybody's help.He (step-dad) has refused to say anything concerning my dilemma, he told me i was a grown man now and should take responsibility for my life and make the best decisions I feel suitable.
Fellow nairalanders am at a cross road here, am confused and don't know what to do, presently am in with an uncle (mom's brother) my career has been haulted, am just confused and need your advises. What should I do? My mom is on my neck, sane with dad's family members. From the numerous family meetings, I got to know that am the only grand child in the family, non of my dad's siblings has given birth despite some of them being married for up to 10years now. They are six in numbers and four are married with no kids... Am the only hope(for now) of sustaining the family name.


I just need your input, how do I come out of this?
Am a very popular commenter here, especially in politics section, just created this moniker to get unbiased public opinions so this place won't turn to a place of hearing the word zombie or wailer. Am in my mid twenties.



Pls help me.

I believe your mum respect her pastor so much, kindly confide to your mum's pastor to talk to her she definitely listen to him, am not telling you to go back to your father's family because they are rich but it is their blood that flows in your veins, blood is thicker than water, God will see you through!

Aminat508:
Photos of the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II praying with other faithful Muslims to observe Sallah Prayer at Ilode Prayer Grand Ile-Ife today.





Source : http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/09/see-photos-of-oni-ife-observing-eld.html

But why did he say the other day that Jesus is his father? Or does Muslims also use the name of Jesus?

slim75d:
Richest LGA list in Nigeria
Now when you’ve known about factors that have their
impact on the ratings, we can observe the list of the
wealthiest areas. It contains:

These list is pure fake in akwa ibom out of 31 LGA, in terms of rating etinan cannot even fall under 20, why not mention , EKET , ibeno Ikot ekpene, oron that maritime academy is situated !

GossipHeart:
Buhari
You will never go unpunished

wow old cargo!

robedu:
I graduated quite early and at 22 i already had an okay job, my education was miraculously funded with the little meaner jobs i was doing from house girl to sale's girl, typist etc.

So when i had a job, i decided to help my other siblings both younger and elder ones get qualitative education, for 4 years i work solely to pay their fees, i had no savings, so finally last year the last one standing graduated and i thought i was going to breath fresh air.

One came to stay with me, my immediate elder brother, after his NYSC he started job hunting and couldnt get any, he came to me to explain that he wants to go into photography, that he will use that to establish himself since there are no jobs coming forth, i went ahead to buy expensive photo camera, photo light, printers and all sort of photography stuff for him. weeks pass, months pass without him making any good out of the photography business, i keep on advising him and all.

But early this year when my car started having issues, i decided to change the car, when he saw that i wanted to buy a new car, he came to me to explain that the photography business is not moving, and that i should buy a car that will be accepted in Uber, so he can be driving the car for Uber transport at the weekends when i will not be using the car, initially the car i wanted to buy wasn't uber spec, i wanted to get Lexus 350 or Prius, but because of the way he pleaded with me, i decided to buy camry 2010 which was uber spec so he can use it.

After i got the car, i taught him how to drive and he started driving the car during the weekend, later he came to tell me he can be using the car in the afternoon when i am at work then he will drop me in the morning and pick me up in the evening. this was the hardest part, i couldnt bear not having a car to move around for lunch or client meetings in the afternoon, then he begged me that if i allow him use the car in the day, in 6 months he will make enough money to buy his own car and leave me alone.

So i agreed to allow him use the car in the afternoon, it was the toughest decision have made in my life, I could no longer go for lunch except with one of my colleagues, i had to hire other uber taxi for client meetings, i couldnt have my life like before, but the troubled part was the fact that my brother became arrogant, to even take me to work with my own car became so difficult, he will hurry me to do quick let him drop me else he is going to leave me at home, he doesnt come to pick me anymore from work, i remember the day i had to wait till 11.30pm in the office because the rain was falling and he said i should just find my way, life became so difficult but i was going to bear it for the next 6 months.

But unfortunately, 3 months after he didnt come home that night but that was not the first time he will sleep out so i thought it was his usual ways, i use public transport that day to work, in the office one of his friend called that he had accident and the police said i should come, i went there and the DPO told me why i had to leave my car for somene who is so irresponsible, that he was so drunk last night when he ran into another car, he could not deny that he was driving under the influence of alcohol, i had to start begging the police who refuse to listen to our plea.

He was taken to court where i was ask to bail him out with 50,000, i spend alot of money trying to bury the case, then I had to pay all sort of damages before taking the two cars (the one he hits and my own) to repair, while all of these lasted my head was banging and i was really stressed.

After all of these the car is still being fixed at the mechanic workshop, my brother has not seen anything wrong in all he has done, no sorry whatsoever, instead he came to challenge me to hurry the mechanic to finish up repairs on time so he can start work.

I was thinking that i will not give him the car anymore, but my sister was begging i let go.

What do you think i should do.

I will say u should exercise patience already 3 months has elapsed, then call a family meeting, after six months if he cannot make it pls collect your car God knows you have tried as a sister!

mezynaija:
Lalasticlala This shall never be our portion amen!!!

these is so painful!

Tpave:
Just asking cos somebody asked me this question this morning and I decided to bring it to the forum.

I don't think is wrong, but I don't trust them they are so wicked they can use that avenue to rid of you!

ChangeIsCostant:
These notorious Boko Haram terrorists were apprehended by security operatives in Maiduguri, Borno state. According to a witness, the terrorists killed 35 people during a raid on Bama region in the state. The younger one reportedly killed 32 villagers while the older one claimed 3 lives...

This was shared few hours ago by the Assistant Secretary of Civilian Joint Task Force (CJTF) -Muazu Alhaji Misiya on his page ... See below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/boko-haram-terrorists-nabbed-including.html

They should be taken to the zoo to feed the hungry lions!

Ditala:
I have been on it for the past 25 yrs. One important aspect of it,is that,I looked more younger than my age @60.

wow that's impressive!

emamos:
http://punchng.com/also-feel-pangs-recession-saraki/

May God punish him for saying that!

dopedealer:

lol who no like better thing!

mmb:
I am Man city fan but I dont like the Guy.

can that stop him from not progressing?

raker300:
Sorry, I would hold out on the 7. No difference between my 6s and 7 except for the water resistance. But the 7+ with the dual camera sounds intriguing but a no no still cos I hate the size.

The wireless headphones sha, not sure I like dat. Having to recharge ur headphones after every 4 hours? Pls, I don't have that kinda time. Also a possibility of losing the hea phones like it's nothing.

Apple really dropped the ball on this one. Copying Samsung tech isnt a good look

please do u know how much it cost?