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Family / Re: Traditional Wedding List Given To Me To Marry A Calabar Bride. Please Advise by ikemesit4477: 8:58pm On Mar 21, 2022
Carolcitycartel:
This is my traditional wedding list...to fulfill for my bride to be mine....This is Americandad...I deactivated my profile for certain reasons. Iv fulfilled the knocking on the door list

Front page pls
from my own understanding, this is not the original list, is what you complied after collecting the list, I mean your estimate! Let me tell you, to marry from Calabar is very cheap, when the bride's family reason with you, because most of the items in that list are negotiable, a reasonable family in Calabar will not demand for what you can't provide, except you want to do it in a big way, good for you!

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Travel / Re: This Is Oba, Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by ikemesit4477: 8:22pm On Mar 21, 2022
Iyaebe:
No riches can ever be compared to the heavenly riches,I’m not carried away by the things of this world.Heaven is the goal
what a sudden change of heart! Are you for real!
Celebrities / Re: I’m A Cultist, They Are Trying To Kill Me – Singer Portable Confesses by ikemesit4477: 11:56pm On Mar 13, 2022
Suspects:
empty threats noise, so keep shut!
you are becoming a nuisance in this forum with you stale meme! Is no longer funny! Get a life! undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: US House Passes $13Bn Ukrainian Aid Bill; Outrage At Bombing Of Mariupol by ikemesit4477: 9:37am On Mar 10, 2022
Comradewhy:
Let's take a minute to appreciate this great deed from USA, firstly Putin broke international law by invading Ukraine, secondly he committed a war crime by hitting civilians especially children to the extent of bombing an hospital.
Is this an act of frustration or what,no one deserves this.
My heart goes to the children and innocent civilians that were struck.



and even pregnant women for God sake! Putin is not trying! God bless US!

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Romance / Re: Repent guys by ikemesit4477: 3:41pm On Feb 25, 2022
grin grin grin
FuckYouPorn:
it's bad bro when you've been caught, also I've been trying to pretend to be a person that actually hates masturbation. Now I've been bursted.
I'll be commiting suicide this night

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Roads In Villages In Akwa Ibom State (Pictures) by ikemesit4477: 4:17pm On Feb 22, 2022
NkanAkpanika:
i learnt Abia as improve their road network
says who? abia is the worse state in Nigeria when it comes to infrastructures!
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Nairaland (datboredberri) by ikemesit4477: 7:44am On Feb 21, 2022
Hartugrin27:
Either she's a feminist or not...
I don't care.
Redpillers can yab or throw punches at me buh I'm too calms to feel concern.
All I want is her cos I have been liking her sense of humour, charismatic , boldness and all in all...
The feelings is high cos can't hide it anymore

But you are married!
Education / Re: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by ikemesit4477: 2:04pm On Feb 16, 2022
Kingsleyebere:
Hall of mercy! close to 750caps!
futo!

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Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by ikemesit4477: 11:27am On Feb 05, 2022
Omicron007:


Refer to the original poster
ignore the original poster definitely he's toxicated!
Celebrities / Re: With You, I Ignored The Warning Signs — Rosy Meurer Tells Churchill (Photos) by ikemesit4477: 12:21am On Jan 22, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Shop owner will bring his 'sister' from the village to serve as salesgirl, two years later, she'd be the mother of his kids.

Baby girl will introduce Chief to you as her father's elder brother only for you to find out she's been sending nudes to him.

Same way Rosy told us she couldn't feel anything for Churchill because he was like a brother to her. Today she's the mother of his child.

Fear women.
fact!
Romance / Re: I Lost My Virginity But I Couldn't Ejaculate by ikemesit4477: 6:33am On Jan 21, 2022
snitchbitch:
the penis cap is the most sensitive part of the male organ, so all you just have to do after first round is to just tickle it,

you can use a little oil or vaseline on the penis cap,

if you dont know the penis cap, its the red swolen uppermost part of the penis rod,

after first round, you dont need to masturbate,

if the penis is not hard, it wont enter the pxssy, we all know that

so just rub the penis cap till it gets hard again and put it inside her and continue fxcking

but be careful, dont fxck on an empty stomach

you must have eaten very well and good food ooooo!

because if you no eat very well, you no fit do pass only two rounds before you go collapse


and also replenish your body with fruits like WATERMELON( eat am with the seeds), it make you regain erection very very quickly,

buy TIGER NUT, AYA OR DABINU , DATES and coconut and eat them! they are very good for man power,

dont allow your babe to just lie on her back missionary style for the whole day,

tell her to position for doggy style, you will enjoy it

or tell her to ride you cowgirl style, or tell her to stand touch the wall with her palms and push her bum bum backwards for you to enter from the back, YODI style


sex is not stress, its knowledge and experience

the more you sleep with women, the more you learn how to fxck them better


ehen and lastly, USE CONDOM!


#ITISWELL!
Say no to hard drugs!
Family / Re: Gun Bullet On My Dad's Bed This Morning Thank Uord by ikemesit4477: 10:57pm On Dec 25, 2021
[quote author=Massiveglory post=108803160]

Funny stunt. No video of the bullet Falling on your father's bed. Bullet can't just fall naturally like that.
It is an arranged stunt.[/quote, doubting Thomas!
Business / Re: Credit Deduction Theft From Account- Photo by ikemesit4477: 2:34am On Nov 17, 2021
CelestineNelson:

Firstbank deducted 355 Naira from my account this was their reasons

MTN:USSD SC I don't understand
mine the same thing from my first bank account 175 naira was deducted! Honestly first bank need to do something about this before things get out of hand!
Family / Re: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by ikemesit4477: 10:49pm On Nov 14, 2021
Missyajoke:


Nothing ohh but you indirectly disclosed your age on the social media
so what happened! Is it a crime!

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Family / Re: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by ikemesit4477: 10:48pm On Nov 14, 2021
inderhappy:
On the same bed we slept together but he never really wake up again that's how i loss my kid bro..... quite painful.
nawa o, these is serious! Life is a mistery!
Crime / Re: Cult Boys Beat Up And Strip Lady Naked For Using Their Slang In Tik Tok [VIDEO] by ikemesit4477: 1:02pm On Sep 29, 2021
Volkswagen90:
Hope then no fvck am
I heard they have killed her! I don't know how true!
Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Tobi Amusan Wins 100m Hurdles Heat by ikemesit4477: 6:03am On Jul 31, 2021
That's a very good lead!
Politics / Re: Cooking Gas ; How Much Do You Pay Per Kg In Your Area by ikemesit4477: 12:07am On Jul 22, 2021
416 per kg ( abia)
Family / Re: Confession Time - Have You Cheated? by ikemesit4477: 10:28pm On Jul 13, 2021
Times without number, but feeling guilty I must confess!

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Sports / Re: Salwa Eid Naser To Miss Tokyo 2020 After Being Handed Two-year Ban by ikemesit4477: 9:14pm On Jun 30, 2021
stagger:
The rules are very clear. A missed drug test is as good as a failed drug test.
I don't really think missing the drug test was her fault! Because the doctor that went to test her knock on the wrong door which is not her apartment! But for the ban, if it happens, she is just a victim, she is good sprinter! She has been battling head to head with shaunae miller uibo of Bahamas for a very long before she defeated her with 48: 14!
Events / Re: Has Anyone Here Hired Wedding Guests In Nigeria? by ikemesit4477: 9:24pm On Jun 23, 2021
Blixon:
This is no joke. Please I can’t afford to invite the people I know and then have a drunk guest fighting the servers over food. If I relocate to a new city (which I intend to do after the wedding), we’ll know nobody there. So I might as well hire people who are sane and able to make my day memorable, than invite people who would not spray money but won’t keep quiet either, they will crash my wedding with their low life behaviour. At least the hired sprayers can plan to have their money returned to them after spraying cos I don’t need their money. I can’t invite uncles cos those ones are practically greedy drunks waiting on my dad to go to his ancestors so they can plunder what’s left.
are you ok? Just asking!
Education / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Appointed As Chancellor Of Cavendish University Uganda by ikemesit4477: 9:44pm On Jun 22, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:

Your tears gives me joy

I love to see you cry .
louder please!
Business / Re: Nigerian Company, Ketron, Acquires Shoprite Stores by ikemesit4477: 11:07am On Jun 02, 2021
You are truly an angry goat as your moniker implies!
Business / Re: Nigerian Company, Ketron, Acquires Shoprite Stores by ikemesit4477: 11:05am On Jun 02, 2021
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Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma: Gulak's Death Is A Clear Case Of Political Assassination by ikemesit4477: 8:24pm On May 31, 2021
Story! Aunty kemi was right after all!
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Never Assaulted, Sexually Harassed Any Of Us — Nurse, Favour Anthony by ikemesit4477: 6:32am On Mar 19, 2021
This woman is lying, there is no atom of truth in what she just said! She has been bribe by ffk!
Health / Re: Nairalanders, I Have Registered For The Covid-19 Vaccines. Who Else? by ikemesit4477: 11:46am On Mar 04, 2021
Health / Re: Nairalanders, I Have Registered For The Covid-19 Vaccines. Who Else? by ikemesit4477: 6:57am On Mar 04, 2021
Iliyasdass:
This is my registration I.D
please how can I register!
Romance / Re: Lady Causes A Scene At An Eatery After Her Boyfriend Dumped Her After 5Years(Pix by ikemesit4477: 5:37am On Feb 26, 2021
This eatery looks like de choice fast food uyo!
Crime / Re: Abuja Human Milk Factory With 115 Young Girls Where Customers Pay With Bitcoin by ikemesit4477: 9:25am On Feb 08, 2021
Trash!

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