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ChangeIsCostant:
Former first Lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dame Patience Ebele Jonathan was spotted in an eleated mood at an event to celebrate the DOKUBE PERI-TI, (Festival) in George Town, Okrika LGA, Rivers state today. This is the first time she's been seen in public since after her house in Abuja was raided by security operatives.

It was gathered that, apart from the private security guards, no other person was within the Maitama premises when the policemen arrived. More than 20 policemen, who came in three Hilux vans and a Toyota Hiace Bus, were said to have forced themselves into the building. They were said to have broken into the building and went away with a brown envelope.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/01/patience-jonathan-spotted-in-happy-mood.html

my fellow widow!

hilario8898:
Just for the fun of it

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daneni1:
As an undergraduate, which of these sentence scare you most?


1. Tear a sheet of paper
2. Get out of my class
3. Answer all questions
4. Gv me ur ID card
5. Your test is nextweek
6. Result has been pasted
7. Tear sheet of paper, write your name and submit.

4 of course!

ExAngel007:
President Muhammadu Buhari rode to the corridor of power on the platform on Change although a lot of Nigerians have complained that the promisesskyrocketing ot been fulfilled.

Here listed are nine points that shows that the administration of President Buhari at the end of 2016 has achieved a lot.

1. Sambisa Forest now a military garrison.

2. Nigerian (local) rice now a brand.

3. No more free government money.

4. Celebrated Christmas without fuel scarcity and bomb blast.

5. Created 200,000 N-Power jobs and 10,000 police recruitment without charging application fee and without single loss of life.

6. No more subsidy scam. Nigeria no longer indebted to fuel importers.

7. Boko Haram Commander arrested in Lagos... end of d road to Boko haram menace in d North East.

8. Treasury Single Account policy implemented without any hesitation.

9. Nigeria now ranked 22nd largest economy in the world... 1st in Africa.


l believe Nigeria will be great once again...


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.naij.com/amp/1079604-buharis-successes-2016-listed.html?client=ms-android-tecno

But prices of commodities are still skyrocketing everyday , and are still talking about change, where is the change?

XtremelyCoded:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/entertainment.naij.com/amp/1078385-why-emmanuella-hair-mark-angel.html?client=ms-android-tecno

Na football age!

conductor1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f11GKi_uSgc
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/12/video-weeks-after-losing-n25m-to-mmm-mc.html

He is only trying to console himself!

Aklas4lyf:
For those who have not done our test log on to; https://portal.npower.gov.ng/testing/login/index.php with ur phone no & username to av ur assessment test, thanks. You av to be quick with it because of d limited time we av....

*Send to your relative who missed the first test*

what of people that wrote the test successfully and they have not been selected, what's their fate?

paschal47:
Stomach infrastructure








Calabar people don enter ekiti ooo

Lol, God go see you, abi na only calabar people dey chop dog?

saints2:
Watch the video below...

http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/12/angry-dele-momodu-walks-out-of-event.html


Lalasticlala

what kind of insult is that? That's not funny!

[quote author=Ifexxy post=52315623]http://thearticleng..com/2016/12/checkout-this-complete-makeup.html
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To be honest, i really find it hard to believe that it is the same woman..... anyways

[That means they are a lot of fake women that lives under the shadow of make up!

CeoNewshelm:
Some beer parlour operators in Lagos have lamented over poor patronage this festive period.

The number of people, who usually relaxed and socialise at some bars and joints in the evenings, has reduced drastically at yuletide.

News Agency of Nigeria, NAN, who visited a beer parlour owner, Mrs Chioma Nwanze, lamented the fall in the number of customers this festive period due to the parlous state of the economy.

“Many of us are no longer making it because there is no money in town, yet the prices of beer from brewers keep on increasing.

“Soon, many of us may have to return to our villages because of poor records of sales in Lagos.

She said, “Sustaining our families is becoming a herculean task. There are rents and school fees to pay, in addition to feeding.”

Another pub operator, Mrs Chiamaka Chukwuma, said that not many people were coming out to booze these days.

Chukwuma added that in the past, he continued to sell till about 12 midnight at festive period but not anymore.

Some others who usually visit joints after work said that the purpose of doing so was to relax and get relieved of tension.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/12/cchristmas-lagos-beer-parlour-operators.html

cc lalasticlala

Na MMM cause am!

zoba88:
A pro-black woman and mother shared the photos of what he got from her man after she bought him a car. See the screenshots of what she narrated below....


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/lady-gets-new-house-from-her-man-after.html

That's trade by barter!

Love Machine:
The reason why men cheat on their wives.
1.She is always looking unkempt.
2.She tie wrapper often.
3.She doesn't take her bathe regularly.
4.Down there stinks.
5.His condo cannot rise for her any longer.

brilliant student! Oya tell us why women cheat on their husband.

tomakint:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/218936-ekiti-apc-slams-pastor-adeboye-support-fayose-alleges-bribery.html

so what is there to jealous about?

Truth234:
The harsh economic situation in the country has thrown 1.7 million Nigerians into the job market in nine months, a report from the National Bureau of Statistics has indicated.

The unemployment report, which was obtained on Friday, covered January to September this year.

Specifically, the report showed that the number of unemployed Nigerians rose from 9.48 million at the beginning of the year to 11.19 million by September ending.

The report also indicated that while the number of those employed rose marginally from 69 million at the beginning of the year to 69.47 million by September ending, the labour force population rose by 2.18 million from 78.48 million to 80.66 million.

The report said that unemployment was highest for persons in the labour force between the ages of 15-24 and 25-34, representing the youth population in the labour force.

For instance, it said the unemployment rate was highest for those within the ages of 15 to 24, rising from 21.5 per cent in the beginning of the year to 25 per cent as of September ending this year.

For the 25 to 34 age group, the unemployment rate, according to the NBS report, increased from 12.9 per cent at the beginning of the year to 15 per cent as of the end of September.

It noted that unemployment and underemployment were higher for women than men in the third quarter of 2016.

For instance, it said while 15.9 per cent of women in the labour force were unemployed as of the third quarter ending this year, a further 22.9 per cent of women in the labour force were underemployed during the period.

On the other hand, the report said 12 per cent of males were unemployed in the third quarter of 2016, while 16.7 per cent of males in the labour force were underemployed during the same period.

“Given that the nature of rural jobs is largely menial and unskilled, such as in agriculture and the likes, unemployment is more of a concern in urban areas where more skilled labour is required.

“The unemployment rate in the urban areas was 18.3 per cent compared to 11.8 per cent in the rural areas, as the preference is more for formal white collar jobs, which are located mostly in urban centres,” the report said.

Meanwhile, financial experts have warned that the huge preference for imported items by many Nigerians, if left unchecked, could worsen the unemployment situation.

The Acting Director, Trade and Exchange Department, Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Woritka Gotring, said the problem could be better managed with the patronage of made in Nigerian products.

He said the resilience of the informal sector was what had been reducing the impact of the economic crisis on Nigerians.

Gotring said if not for the resilience shown by the informal sector where a lot of people were engaged in various economic activities, it would have been very difficult to manage the economic crisis.

He said despite the fact that a lot of people in the informal sector were employed in one form of economic activity or the other, the infrastructure gap in the country was limiting the potential of the sector.

In order to enable the country to conserve its foreign exchange, he called for policy consistency that would encourage capital flows and promote local production, fiscal discipline, enhancement of local manufacturing capacity and import substitution.

Gotring said, “Foreign exchange rate is one of the most important means through which a country’s relative level of economic health is determined.

“The slump in global oil prices has hit Nigeria hard plunging the country into recession. It is evident that the economy is going through tough times with a decline in inflows and continuous demand pressure on foreign exchange arising from high import bill.”

Also, the President, Abuja Chamber of Commerce and Industry, Mr Tony Ejinkeonye, called for an aggressive diversification of the economy to reverse the unemployment situation in the country.

He said aggressive diversification of the economy through agriculture and solid minerals was vital as it would help to create more jobs for the people and reduce the level of poverty in the country.

http://investorsking.com/1-7-million-nigerians-became-jobless-in-nine-months-nbs/

Nice report, so what is the way forward!

TunezMediaTV:
Nollywood actress, Daniella Okeke has put the finishing touches on her crib which was still under construction few weeks ago. The actress who had earlier vowed to complete it before the end of the year, shared a photo of the huge house and her exotic range of cars well parked in the compound.

See below...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/12/actress-daniella-okeke-flaunts-exotic.html

pu**sy get power ehn

ladyF:
Merry Christmas.

same here!

[quote author= post=52171498]An accident said to have happened in Banana estate, Kiambu county, Kenya has surprised many.

An Uber driver reportedly lost control of his Mazda vehicle and veered off the drive way before crashing into a residential house.

From the pictures, the wall seems to have been the biggest casualty of the day since it is NOT known whether anyone was injured in the unfortunate event.


SEE PHOTOS:

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/12/photos-uber-driver-loses-control.html[/quote]fast and furious!

ladyF:
It is well. I don't even know what to say. What people don't realise if you can't rip people off and go free. Karma is a real bittch.

The money you feel you made from someone else's misery, you'd end up using it to pay up your karmic debts in one way or another, either from treating terminal diseases or even much bigger losses in life.

Sadly, people never learn, always looking for means to get-rich-quick to the detriment of someone else.

It's LadyF again

lady F what's up long time!

Naijboyzz:
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Kemi Olunloyo has expressed her disregard for the bible in a fresh social media message to her thousands of followers. She took her time to explain her stand, as she claims the bible is riddled with 'fake' stories.

She also claimed Christmas is not associated with being a Christian as its being purported all over the world. Miss Olunloyo has a histroy of provoking people on social media with questionable posts for the purpose of staying relevant.

Read her views on the bible below titled "Why I Don't Believe in the Bible":

"Many of u fans all over social are asking me how I knew about Jesus and God if not the bible. Stupid dumbass question.

The answer is FROM MY UGLY SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER who told us stories. I don't believe or read the bible. I will never touch it again. It is full of fake stories. God NEVER ENDORSED the bible! He asked us to worship him directly not thru a book or pastor. If more people were spiritual like me rather than being religious, this will be a better world.

I became a born again spiritual being Sunday December 25th 2011 and now this Sunday December 25th 2016 #Kesus is back. Remember Kesus, my spiritual name. I don't do church, don't respect pastors or read the bible. So many versions of it too. That King James (Lebron) version is the FAKEST!

The real King in the biblical days was not even A CHRISTIAN and his royal biblicalness had no business writing a BIBLE. Christianity has nothing to do with Christmas! Jesus was not even born December 25th either. Lies everywhere. 400 ppl got blocked off my verified Facebook page's 77,000 and I'm ready to block another 400 who insult me.

There is an Igbo guy in my inbox now who says he wants to marry me and get rid of my bachelorette reality show, good looking and all and I must "give my life to Jesus" begging me. He says if I do he will give me $100K aka N48M. He's a company CEO. You can't even "buy" me with these Jesus freak lines. I already love Jesus and God and that's why my Christmas name is #KESUS.

Absolutely no bibles, pastors or church. Religion is the biggest lie to mankind. I see ppl heading to #Mecca to stone the devil. The devil is already in ur home, office, everywhere and many DIE in stampedes there! I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
STAY SPIRITUAL! I LOVE YOU ALL!! #MerryChristmas

#MadamHNN

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOUN9UjgwBl/

[img]https://4.bp..com/-o-xT7OqtV24/WFvfOwcTjwI/AAAAAAAAGXs/Em9i-kqTb2c0Iep3iKHV4-AucHci1OG7wCEw/s320/Hnn%2Bafrica.JPG[/img]

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source: http://www.villaboot.com.ng/2016/12/i-dont-believe-in-bible-its-full-of.html

These lady's brain is made of popcorn!

saints2:
Dangote cement drivers are at it again. According to reports from Onitsha, A Dangote cement truck caused a serve accident thereby killing scores of people, the irate youths set the trailer ablaze, Read the report below..

Wreckless Dangote cement trailer driver crushes several people to death on Irete/Owerri/Onitsha road (From Coca Cola junction to Forte filling station) road as at 9:40pm,this night -Tuesday, 20, December, 2016.

According to Saviola Godwyn reports, angry youths set trailer ablaze. Await more Dangote trailers.

I lost two neighbours in this unfortunate accident.

May God protect us in this last month of the year...


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/12/dangote-cement-truck-kills-several.html

sometimes it is as if some of these dangote truck drivers are always on suicide mission, all I know, it is not only dangote that owns fleet of trucks in these country, others are not causing hovoc like these ,checkout the one that happen yesterday in Berlin, Christmas market in Germany, which IsIs later claim responsibility!

[quote author=NgeneUkwenu post=52082258][/quote : They say if you want MMM to unfreeze your account, and you withdraw your money text MMM ABEG to 131 text cost 50 naira only!

Alexander001:
Ghana? And you call that abroad. I was expecting to see hank anuku California or L.A

lol at least he has cross border!

don4real18:
My niece was playing by the window in my bro's house when her momma called her when they discovered a movement behind the curtain and to their utmost surprise they found this snake

green mamba

conductor1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT06Z98lVGk

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/12/video-two-nigerian-men-fight-inside.html

see how they are disgracing their self

calabaman:
Hello all.

Please help a friend of mine decide:

He has just been offered a bank job in akwa ibom state, however its a contract job in a commercial banks IT department with a salary of 95,000. Also, he comes from Akwa Ibom.

Thing is he currently employed here in Lagos as a full staff and earns 85,000. however he doesn't enjoy the job.

Now should he stick with this 85k job or take up the 95k job offer knowing how bank contract staff are usually treated, but how stress free akwa ibom is.

#No insults please.

Lagos may be stressful, but there is nothing as good as having a permanent job, I will advice her to stick with the Lagos job!

BornStunner1:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/leave-us-alone-mmm-founder-sergey-mavrodi-writes-nigerian-bloggers-journalists/

but why has it not come back to Zimbabwe since when it crash?

RyanMontana:
An alleged rapist was reportedly caught earlier today by Hostel security in Kam Abioye (private) hostel, University of Ilorin.

According to a source (name with held) in the hostel who narrated how the incident occurred to [color=#229570]TOONAIJ.COM’S[/color] representative, stated.


“He entered their room of two at 11:30 pm and told the girls that he wants to “Bleep” them.”

“So one of the girls told him that he should wait that they want to turn on the light so that they can see his face”

“Normally our light switch is beside the door so immediately the girl got to the door she opened it, ran out and started screaming for help”

“It was her voice that alerted the Gallant security men in the hostel and other resident students”

“So the guy ran out and tried to escape but the security men ran after him and later caught up with him”

“Then they dragged him back to the hostel and he was beaten to a pulp and bleeding profusely”

When asked if the female students beat him too, she said;

“Yes, Everybody beat him. Some even poured pepper on him”

On claims that he is a student of LAUTECH. She said;

“Yes, He claimed to be a student of LAUTECH but I don’t think he’s even a student”

He was taken to the security unit and is currently being interrogated.

Intense Investigations are still being carried out to find out his true identity.

Source: http://toonaij.com/read-news/unidentified-rapist-caught-in-university-of-ilorins-girls-hostel/

https://toonaij.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Screenshot_2016-12-18-17-10-00.jpg

where will these one get strength to rape somebody

Nuzy:
http://naijacookies..com.ng/2016/12/meet-newyork-trained-igbo-lady-who.html

op address please!

ObiOmaMu:
A Nigerian wedding was yesterday cancelled because the bride refused to swear she'll never sleep with another man apart from her husband.
According to Toni who shared the story:

A friend went for a wedding today only to call us and say it was canceled..
Like a "wedding" canceled...
guess why my people

.they gave the lady palm wine and told her to swear that she'll sleep with no other man but her husband.. babe no gree talk
And wedding was called off...
like a WEDDING..
and this did not happen in a movie.


Would you say this bride did the right thing?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/12/nigerian-wedding-bride-refused-swear-sleep-no-other-man.html

maybe the guy cannot perform during their little encounter!

TrapQueen77:




May I ask... Is palm wine an alcoholic drink?

may I ask where you are coming from?

[quote author=Daminaj1 post=51998719]Finally. Laura Ikeji fashion blogger and clotheir is getting married and her family could not be less excited. Her older sister Linda shared the news. via a video she shared on her Instagram page and her Blog.

She took to her blog and wrote;

So my amazing little sister Laura Ikeji got engaged tonight. Her man of about a year, former footballer and younger brother to football legend Kanu Nwankwo, Ogbonna Kanu, asked her to marry him and she said yes! So so happy for them. Big congrats to Laura.

Meanwhile, to my matter, dear future husband, biko show up nah! Me sef want to wear wedding dress..lol. I tap into Laura's blessings! 2017 loading. *wink*. See their engagement video




http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/12/my-younger-sister-laura-ikeji-just-got.html?m=1


http://www.daminaj.com/2016/12/laura-ikeji-engaged-to-ogbonna-kanu.html

Watch the video here: https://www.instagram.com/p/BOGASgQhxc7/[/ delay is not denial, there is always time for everything