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AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 4:40pm On Jan 21, 2010
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/InertialSwitch.jpg

most likely to be a[b] golden head sitting on a black case[/b]
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 4:15pm On Jan 21, 2010
one thing certain

the ECU might instruct the inertia switch or the fuel pump cut off switch to shut off current that goes to the pump for safety reason as regard emm the pump inside is driven by electric power from the battery

this could happen in the case of collision as for that bloody pot hole in otupo branch or something Benue; dem people better fill that hole and fg should take note as well

therefore ur car stall

therefore me certain this is what took place and i will have to instruct my mechanic to go and try to locate the reset bottom somewhere underneath the dashboard, maybe near the passenger's side

so whoever have their ass in situation like this; u now know what to do
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 1:59pm On Jan 21, 2010
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anyone with 1998-2002 shop/maintainance/ book

plz look up and holla
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 1:58pm On Jan 21, 2010
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and here we are now

fuel cut off switch??

under the gloves box

which one bi gloves box or something now??

kia
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 11:01pm On Jan 20, 2010
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well i think we are getting therehuh

this so called inertia switch must be some kind of push in bottoms that goes off in course of collision
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 10:59pm On Jan 20, 2010
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what is hazard switchhuh

does anyone know where is residehuh?

ok not hazard on the dash;

cleared!!!
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 10:30pm On Jan 20, 2010
yes all the light shows up apart from the green light

normally when the key is inserted and turn to ON position just before starting u see that green light

but after the incidence even as the key is inserted and turn ON nothing shows

yes all the LIGHTS including CHECK ENGINE LIGHT shows but not the green one

after the impact
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2010
The green key symbol that illuminates in the dash is the immobilliser warning. If it remains on whilst cranking the engine, it won't start. As it means the coil reader built into the ignition switch / barrel can't read the transponder embedded in the key.

Does this green lamp illuminate, start flashing then go out?
seina no; it completely gone dead after i drove over a deep pothole at high speed

even as the key is inserted
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 10:21pm On Jan 20, 2010
right  grin grin as im talking we are lecturing as well hhaha

now emm one its obvious the relay is being shot off as for there wasnt no sound coming from the fuel pump inside the tank

this relay is the main relay just undernath the dash near the steerling right??

coupled with the second relay that goes to the injector-current that goes to the injector

is this the reason there wasnt no ignition light that goes green in the instructment reading whenever the key is inserted to ON  before starthuh


i guess they are inter-connected somehowhuh

me personally knew the fact the ignition light in the instructment reading in the dash has gone dead means i was in serious trouble


since impact could trigger shot down of the engine, how do i get the main relay back on?? relay switch?? whats that
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 10:08pm On Jan 20, 2010
bump
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 10:05pm On Jan 20, 2010
now emmmm after looking in some context i now understand there is

1; ignition system; which the key start

2;ecu or shall i say brain box ?? right

3;main relay comprises fuel pump relay and injector relay

in honda according to them the relay could be some sort of wahala with time as for bad soldering of joints in the boxhuh

again in some cars generally right the brain box could instruct the relay switch to shut off current that goes in the main relay in course of collision as they sayhuh?

as in my case, that miserable pothole in Benue state aint no joke; it was that bad that it could easily destory some oil pot under the engine; so the impact then could be percieve as a collossion by the Brain box

now questionhuh?


since collision trigger a shut down of current that goes to the injector and fuel pump[b] main relay[/b] by the relay switch; wetin come bi relay switch now huh abi na the main relay itself under the steerling dash or some kind of fuse

somebody help plzzzzzzzz
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Facebook: Crook Ibori by IKEYMAN1: 8:51pm On Jan 20, 2010
sjzeey
Man that guy sure knows how to network to get what he wants. Ill admit even though he is a crook atleast hes not a tribalist lmfao

(haha see Tinubu in the background -the pic with the sultan of sokoto)
If only everyone in Nigeria can make moves like this- with progressive people and actually come together for a better Nigeria.

Aside from Ibori being a thief I admire the zeal he displays, it cuts across ethnic and religous lines. It should make one shed their ethnic shell, seeing as how the Elite from all tribes are robbing Nigeria blind
@@@ see how the yoruba celebrate crooks

these people sent millions to early grave by deprivation and yall are writing crap

shake head and throw up grenade
PoliticsState Of Emergency Must Be Declared In Northern Nigeria! by IKEYMAN1(op): 8:26pm On Jan 20, 2010
right me speaking

for far too bloody long as far as Nigeria is concerned, the word north has be synonymous to unrest in any way

we have Niger-delta wahala which has been contained by the fg and somehow is being fizzle out to a reasonable calm

Recently at the middle of the year, for some alien reason we had kidnapping sprang up; but with the election of new IG coupled with serious condemnation of the ills by the indigenous Igbos and their respective state governors effort the situation has been restored in the eastern Nigeria

Its obvious the Hausa has been deceiving theirselves which the Koran preach against. The fg government clearly lost its vision; its obvious there should be 8Th point agenda which is declaring state of emergency in the northern Nigeria in a bid to scrutinize the kangaroo system that has be plaguing the north-Hausa of course which in total has be lagging the development of Nigeria by all standard

Who will dread in 2010 a country like Nigeria will be line up along side alcaeda huh think again, something is just not right and no amount of bu lllshit from nl will address that; the Hausa need to look in the mirror for once

this isn't about sanitizing the banking sector, this is Nigeria as a country we are talking about,this ist about splitting the country; Hm with terrorist standing as your neighbour abihuh?? the northern elites clearly think the time is on their side NOOOOOOOOOOO. The time has far too long moves on, the days of spear has come and long gone and the Hausa should recognise that. If Koran is what is, then these people shouldn't be running around killing their own for god sake

Its clearly the northern elite either dnt care about ordinary aboki on grassroot or are full of jealousy and hate towards the southerns and non Hausa as for what is happening is still on the earlier stage which will be easier to deal with than later; These so called religious elite need to stand up; IBB, Imams, Emirs like the elite done when the humdrum were gonna take over the Eastern part of the country. It was like that in England when young black male were shooting eachother the white couldn't care until it got so bad that a yhen young white male shoot another white male then the white man knew the got a wahala

the earlier the Hausa's recognise that the better. Like say the north discover oil but with this trend hanging nothing will change
PoliticsRe: Discrimination In The Uk by IKEYMAN1: 7:22pm On Jan 20, 2010
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ right see their mouth; EEC made rules abihuh

it high time all those vacancies in the oil companies in nigeria should get prefernial quotas locally


wouldnt be a suprise if the cleaner in aso rock and presidential villa are Lebanese people
PoliticsRe: What Is Nigeria's Most Worrisome Problem by IKEYMAN1: 7:17pm On Jan 20, 2010
[size=21pt]tpianism

aboki-nism

monekinism

non lovenism[/size]

they plenty oo

u tell me
CrimeRe: Police Release Cctv Pic Of African Tying Belt After Rape by IKEYMAN1: 11:09am On Jan 20, 2010
bump grin grin
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Builds Worlds Most Expensive Road(biggest Fraud) by IKEYMAN1: 10:45am On Jan 20, 2010
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i expect the militant to ask the same question
RomanceRe: Is Age Really Just A Number? by IKEYMAN1: 11:39pm On Jan 19, 2010
none shocked

u want t_ia lipsrsealed grin
PoliticsRe: Can't Wait Until Nigeria Is Split Up ! by IKEYMAN1: 8:30am On Sep 16, 2009
arnold
the thing is, the elite of each tribe is out to fetch for themselves and not their tribes. That was how Babangida
outsmarted everyone: Take care of the rich elite in the tribes and impoverish the masses.
somehow comment like that still goes as far to vindicate the white man that africas should be sent back t[quote][/quote]zulu days

somehow u are part of the wahala
PoliticsRe: Can't Wait Until Nigeria Is Split Up ! by IKEYMAN1: 8:27am On Sep 16, 2009
nigeria is here to stay and i will make sure that stay like that

but hang on

we are talkin about completely new and different nigeria all will be happy to visualise

gbam

soildeirs
yall feel me cool
PoliticsRe: Can't Wait Until Nigeria Is Split Up ! by IKEYMAN1: 8:24am On Sep 16, 2009
beaf
I am dead serious and very concerned, you need to visit a doctor for your own good. That is the best advice I can give, you are ill but don't know it.
I wish we could send pm's on this forum, then I could have sent this privately. But rest assured, nobody knows your true identity, so its ok.
You do need to see a doctor, your mind isn't normal.
well well

grin cool
TravelRe: Lagos-benin Road Via East For Yaramugu! by IKEYMAN1: 10:20pm On Sep 15, 2009
^^^^^

wetin de worri u self madam tpia

u drink ogogoro or rum

abeg carry time

i dey talk about road, u de talk from ur ikebe
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Hopeless, Arrogant, Plain And A Waste To Humanity. (Update) by IKEYMAN1: 9:58pm On Sep 15, 2009
anyway

grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Hopeless, Arrogant, Plain And A Waste To Humanity. (Update) by IKEYMAN1: 9:23pm On Sep 15, 2009
and what ahve u done to change thingshuhehh

talkin too much abi??

u are a big shame to humanity

docile fellow with baboon mentality
PoliticsRe: Somalia Has Several Ethnics group and Languages? Go to school Ikeyman by IKEYMAN1: 5:07pm On Sep 15, 2009
for where!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaAiHrCfUGI

lets fix our country

igbo, yoruba, aboki or not lets change our way plz
TravelRe: Calabar Much Better Than Lagos! spend x-mas in CALABAR!! by IKEYMAN1: 4:55pm On Sep 15, 2009
^^^ i know it usually around dec

but i guess the hotel prices goes on the roof durin this time
TravelRe: Lagos-benin Road Via East For Yaramugu! by IKEYMAN1: 4:53pm On Sep 15, 2009
wetin 419 1st lady Tura Yaradua dey do for Vieanna self

u no get eyes for your country

look woman; desist from foolin yourself!!

oh yes she like workin abi?

do something for the country; abi na fundin rasing hmmm
AgricultureRe: Ministry Of Agriculture by IKEYMAN1: 4:41pm On Sep 15, 2009
^^^^ create jobs and dissolve ^^
PoliticsRe: Turai Yar'adua Arrives Vienna For Atomic Energy Conference by IKEYMAN1: 4:40pm On Sep 15, 2009
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those monkey crew dnt know when to stop!!

asshole rocks

what do u expect
AgricultureRe: Ministry Of Agriculture by IKEYMAN1: 4:38pm On Sep 15, 2009
^^^^ and the evidence comes

wey u fit do

talk talk for nl abi!!

eyaooo nigeria must break up no bi mead,ezagu,becomeolochi etc

like some one say;eat ur heart

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