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PoliticsRe: What Nigeria Means To Me - My Story As A Detribalised Nigerian by IKEYMAN1: 6:08pm On Apr 06, 2012
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look there is no point dancing around

if we are prepared to be one then personally i think the yaribas need to change big time

that will be the first step i think
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints Here by IKEYMAN1: 5:56pm On Apr 06, 2012
and why did this guy ikeyman00 got banned shocked

huh cool

spam wetin pot ANGRY
PoliticsRe: Stuburn North; Did They Learn Any Thing From Iran by IKEYMAN1(op): 9:16pm On Mar 19, 2010
hmm
TravelRe: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by IKEYMAN1: 1:23am On Jan 26, 2010
^^^^

went to naija for a month( xmas)2009

came back, damn that grin tilapian fish still in the pond lipsrsealed lipsrsealed; that witch-fish lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

anyway nice pic u got on your profile; but emm wait ooo wetin dey sweet u there, abi na camera or hausa majic stick cuz u got your eyes closed in the picture grin tongue

hmmm
SportsRe: Live: Cameroon (1) Vs Egypt (3) In Extra Time by IKEYMAN1: 7:05pm On Jan 25, 2010
nawoo
SportsRe: Africa Nations Cup Angola 2010. The Official Thread by IKEYMAN1: 9:31pm On Jan 24, 2010
link plzz
TravelRe: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by IKEYMAN1: 11:45pm On Jan 23, 2010
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na lie!!!

anambra state could boast of many tared roads now!!

shocked shocked shocked shocked; u will be suprised when u step down there

from benin to onitsha brigde na fele fee

enugu is ok

benue,markudi aint bad

maybe u are referring to ur backward villa
PoliticsRe: Nuzo For House Of Representatives 2011. The Revolution. by IKEYMAN1: 11:17pm On Jan 23, 2010
^^^^

nuzu wahala dey

alien on your thread shocked

now this is what nigeria dnt need

1; corruption

2; big-manism

3;t-pianism lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Under Superman Fashola Potholes Are In Multiples In Lagos Roads by IKEYMAN1: 11:12pm On Jan 23, 2010
^^^^

there u go shocked
PoliticsRe: Under Superman Fashola Potholes Are In Multiples In Lagos Roads by IKEYMAN1: 11:11pm On Jan 23, 2010
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PoliticsRe: Is It Possible For Hausa People To Advance ? by IKEYMAN1: 11:05pm On Jan 23, 2010
jarus
Richie,
Sanusi had this to say, amongst other lacerative condemnations, in an article he wrote in March 2004 titled MUSLIM LEADERS AND THE MYTH OF MARGINALIZATION

The problem of religious conflict and parochialism  bedevils the north. Of course it is not the only problem, which is why a unified northern forum must address the common problems faced by all northern people. The north suffers from the neglect of agricultural production, the lack of proper access of cash-crop farmers to the international market, the collapse of industry, the debilitation of its infra-structure, lack of alternative source of power to hydro-electricity, among others. Most of all the north suffers from the general massification of its population that is to say, its collective subjection to the intense and deliberate processes of qualitative leveling for the purpose of quantitative maximization. As a result of this, politicians and religious demagogues and fanatics have a ready army of uneducated, unemployed northerners willing to participate in bloody riots and attend rallies where emotional inanities pass for patriotic leadership.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH


there are countries with more deprivation than in the north; the diference here is u will never see them act like chimps

the north got serious class A wahala need to be addressed just as the niger-delta; kidnapping in east is dealt with
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tolerance Between Muslims And Christians Impossible In Nigeria? by IKEYMAN1: 10:52pm On Jan 23, 2010
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some hausa are [size=32pt]endangered species[/size]

yesssssssssssss sir!!!


this is what happens when u spend your hole life distributing suya

now by the way SIsi-jinx hmmm wonder the reason u gone undercover lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

some hausa should be living alongside baboons in the tree

oh i forget; by the way disguy no comment grin

aboki gworos


for real!! this is for real
PoliticsRe: Nuzo For House Of Representatives 2011. The Revolution. by IKEYMAN1: 10:20pm On Jan 23, 2010
@@@@@ becomerich-become mumu

hope u are readin

to all the fakers out there; too bad reading what yall are sayin
Car TalkRe: What Could Be Wrong With My Power Steering? by IKEYMAN1: 7:57pm On Jan 22, 2010
grin laugh in tiv
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police And Killing by IKEYMAN1(op): 7:39pm On Jan 22, 2010
PoliticsNigeria Police And Killing by IKEYMAN1(op): 7:35pm On Jan 22, 2010
https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46876000/jpg/_46876821_nigeria226.jpg
The police are facing criticism over the deaths

It really overwhelms our capacity to store bodies," says Dr Anthony Mbah, chief medical director at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital.

His mortuary is overflowing - with corpses brought in by the police.

"We have between 70 and 80 bodies right now, and about three weeks ago, there was a mass burial of some other corpses," he says.

"We are now getting ready to get these ones buried."

Inside the mortuary in the south-eastern city of Enugu, two rooms are set aside for the remains of the young men.

In the first room, they are stacked, naked, one on top of the other. In places the piles are four or five deep.

Faces peer out amongst a forest of legs. Heads loll into groins. Limbs are flung around torsos. Some almost seem to embrace. The smell - and the flies - make it impossible to get close.

It is a scene beyond belief.




Fathers' pain

The mortuary is in a state of chaos. No-one working here can put a precise number on the corpses. Many of the bodies have no names. Mortuary records simply say "suspected armed robber" or "unknown thief".


https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46877000/jpg/_46877593_sdc11499.jpg
As they killed him, they killed me, my life is over

Dennis Onovo
Father of victim
The register says police left 75 bodies between the beginning of June and 26 November this year.

But the records are imperfect - staff correct mistakes as they go along, one page appears to be missing.

It is uncertain how many of these bodies really are those of armed robbers.

The father of one victim of a police shooting has no doubt about the innocence of his son.

"A child is a gift from the Gods. They have taken him from me," Chief Dennis Onovo murmurs.

The morning that Mr Onovo's 22-year-old son, Matthew, died he had been walking to a computer class. Police were searching for an armed man in the area - and shot him dead.

"I always hoped my son will one day be governor of this state, or even head of state - but all my effort is in vain," says Mr Onovo.

For two days, the community stood still as people came out in peaceful demonstration.

The police told Matthew's parents he was suspected of armed robbery.

"This boy was not an armed robber. He was never a thief, much less an armed robber," says Mr Onovo.

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46877000/jpg/_46877589_pix200905235543878.jpg
Emmanuel Egbo's parents say he was a keen student, not a criminal
A few miles away, another father echoes his words.

Chief Mark Ngena trembles, remembering.

"He was playing with his fellow children," he says of his 13-year-old son Emmanuel.

"Suddenly policemen, three of them, came in. They shot and killed this boy. Murdered him in cold blood."

It was later claimed that Emmanuel too was an armed robber.

His family have never recovered his body.

Lawyers and relatives point to a pattern - of unlawful killings by police, followed by claims the deceased was an armed robber.

It is an easy way to cover dirty tracks, they say . . . . . . . .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8401119.stm
TravelRe: How Expensive Is Nigeria At Present? by IKEYMAN1: 6:35pm On Jan 22, 2010
GNBohr
The problem is that you people that live abroad cause problems for yourself. You created false impression about your self, standard of living and economic status. You made people back home feel you are much better off and enjoy life more abundant where you are located in the diaspora. Even those who goes abroad for schooling create so much false image about their welfare. So much that many back home believe that living abroad is akin to experiencing financial eldorado. Now the chicken is coming home to roost.

Many of us know that Nigeria is a country where anything goes, if you want to go home with 500 pounds or 1 million pounds depends on the false impression you want to continue to register in the mind of your people. Mind you, many back in Nigeria are living far better in terms of finances than most in the diaspora. They know the situations most cope with in the diaspora and how difficult it is to survive economically abroad. Yet some silly diasporans would want to go and show off that he just arrived.

You dont need to announce yourself in a manner that you can not cope with. My friend, if you want to be honest with yourself, your budget of 200k naira is more than enough for the period you intend spending. You can even do well with lesser amount. The issue is simple, be honest with yourself. do not create the impression that you have access to the Bank of England, do not behave in manners that will bring uneccessary demand to you. Stay within the confines of your immediate family who knows your status. Dont go around annoucing your presence as if it is the best thing to happen in Nigeria.

You can not impress anybody in Nigeria, even if you go with 10million pounds. At the end of the day, people will mock you for not meeting certain expectations. Remember most people in Nigeria are not that poor, particularly those that would mill around you. If you want to be in all the best places in Nigeria for the holiday, then be prepared to meet the requirement for that. Nigeria is both expensive and very cheap, depends on what you do, where you go, the market you patronise, the people you drag around, the girls you run after, the drinks you take, the food you consume, the place youn stay, the calls you make, the noise you make, the parties you attend and above all the impression you want to create.

Advice, just go home to see your family and siblings, by family I mean the nucleaus, have a decently exciting time and return back to England to continue the struggle. You would enjoy it, how long you have stayed away from home is irrelevant.

To my country people in the diaspora, many of you runs from visiting home because of this impression of how much I need to be able to stay comfortable, ask your self the question, if you are actually going back to your family to see and be with them and not to go and show off, you dont need a little bit more than what you averagely spend where you are resided now exluding flight cost, gift cost amd may be accomodation if there is no relative to squat with. The gift cost should even be moderate. Some of the items you take home are even cheaper in Nigeria.

GOD BLESS US ALL. ENDEAVOUR TO ALWAYS VISIT HOME ON A MODERATE BUDGET YOU CAN MOST CONVENIENTLY AFFORD!!!!!
of all the post in here; the only one making sense is this !!!!!

even debosky implies crap shocked

the problem with these people is they all fake; mind u dem plenty;i saw lots of them in the airport

that #200,000 for few weeks in naija aint enoughhuhhuh shocked shocked shocked shocked kia fake backside people may una take am easy nowwwwwwwwwww

unless u got some runnings in the sense u might want to pay someone school fees, impress your people etc

are u buying bag of beans; rice; garri for your people hahhha

do u always wana impress in function by spraying naira even when its uncalled or

then #200,000 will in no chance be enough

as u see me self hey hahhha i drive honda baby boy shipped from Uk and its converted; say#1.35 millions all its cost me; so even more cheaper in naija  but then its well converted that u wouldnt regret at all, drive nicely, hey picture me on the highway hahhahha, but then there are some few better suv at my yard; well and im proud rolling with my honda

the thing is there are just too many fake azz naija here in uk and us that wouldnt go home till they can save up and afford suv in their quest to go to nigeria and say i ve arrived; some even sell their ride on their way back to oversea

NOOOOO u are wrong; u are the only one that know yourself; if u are those kind of people u might never go home soonest.

eachtime i hit the petrol station in my hood, oh na xmaz oo time man, when u go give me mine, my reply is, dnt worry i still dey around, some people oh small time now u don travel, when i go see mine, my response is dnt worry i see what i can do, even mechanic self wey suppose repair my car, oh boy i go leave this car for me now,

the thing is u have to be in charge and shouldnt driven; for eg my ofenumamm friend then landed in naija weeks after, he said to me on phone that he isnt gona give any body money anymore cuz he is intrigue on the rate his naira dey go down, now ask urself why?

cuz all those naira he was dashing out to people has had its toll

im not saying u shouldnt give people money but then all im saying is u got to be real

u cant be giving money in occassion cuz u wana impress in the name u came from london


let me tell u what scares a lot of naija overseas when they come home hhha

they often realise their mates are living quite comfortably; the same ride u saved all your pounds to buy is being driven by your friends sister or wife; he also pays rent in lagos

this is the kind of wake up-shock wave they get when they finallly made it to nigeria, their whole life change.
PoliticsRe: Is it true that plateau/Jos man call Gowon kill many southern christain.? by IKEYMAN1: 2:19pm On Jan 22, 2010
ok
PoliticsRe: Us Should As Well Put Themselves On Terror List! If Not Now; Well At Some Point by IKEYMAN1(op): 10:14pm On Jan 21, 2010
PoliticsRe: Us Should As Well Put Themselves On Terror List! If Not Now; Well At Some Point by IKEYMAN1(op): 10:05pm On Jan 21, 2010
honeric
India should put them on their own list.
how can they?? whiteman ??india god

no way
PoliticsRe: Us Should As Well Put Themselves On Terror List! If Not Now; Well At Some Point by IKEYMAN1(op): 10:04pm On Jan 21, 2010
hmmm
CIA cannot deny they dnt know this half white/half asian man

i think personally this man might be working for them 00-agent

hence the reason america declined o india request for hand overhuh?

sure there are more Multallab in US possibly in white ready to strike
PoliticsRe: Us Should As Well Put Themselves On Terror List! If Not Now; Well At Some Point by IKEYMAN1(op): 10:01pm On Jan 21, 2010
indians speakin??
Amir Khatana wrote:

American dont know what is truth or lie is but they do know very well that what are thier intrests are.

They are one of the most clever evil people on the earth and i would also acceppct that they are working hard for thier own people and country.

But all of that is on the expense of precious lives which is a sad but actual fact.

May God give guidence to US & UK Leadership not to kill innocent people and respect others , Ameen
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George LoBuono wrote:
When CIA says: "Any suggestion that Headley was working for the CIA is complete and utter nonsense. It’s flat-out false,” Paul Gimigliano, from the CIA’s Office of Public Affairs, said---you have to wonder. When conservatives say "ridiculous" or "absolutely false" they're hiding something


Wayne Madsen points out that a Mumbai mafioso doing big narco deals through Dubai, etc. wanted revenge on India for cracking down on his Mumbai rackets, forcing him into Pakistan, hence the attacks in Mumbai. So, big narcotics, a "DEA" agent working for the attackers, and India as a rising power---all of it would invite CIA crime lords to intervene. Remember, the CIA does some intel, but is also used by evil moneymen as a narco drone-hive. That segment is public enemy #1.
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john blyth wrote:
Why would people assume that this agent has gone rogue when the whole history of the CIA is about rogue operations, manipulating the world into selling more weapons and making distractions so that they don't ever have to answer for their crimes back in America?

Look up CIA with each of these alternatives: drugs, banks, operations, schools, Iran Contra, planes, Jonestown, weapons, media, Mockingbird, Al Qaeda, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Mossad, Lockerbie, Bilderberg, assassination, corporations, Kennedy, MLK, cancer, Wall St., and oil. See what you discover.


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Khalid Yusuf wrote:
Bill Jones wrote:
"rogue US secret agent"

What evidence is there that he went "Rogue" ?
All we know is that he was a " US secret agent".

You're absolutely right Bill, the only proven thing is that he works for the US govt, no proof that this isn't what the US government paid him to do. You have Americans caught in Pakistan in all kinds of acts of terrorism, in Iraq, in Afghanistan, and in India now. The US seems to be very busy spreading freedom and democracy in the world, particularly among these new "allies" that it is "helping". Do these guys ever speak the truth? Do they even know what that is?
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Bill Jones wrote:
"rogue US secret agent"

What evidence is there that he went "Rogue" ?
All we know is that he was a " US secret agent".
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jayil london wrote:
"Andrew Carpenter wrote"
"They all have one MO and that it to serve and protect, using any and every means at their disposal."

Exactly what insurgents and terrorists are doing in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Andrew Carpenter wrote:
By definition, "rogue agents" are those who go against the very reason why they became agents in the first place. Many of them had mercinary or grudge motives in the first place and were merely useful or had good contacts and could get things done through whatever nefarious means at there disposal.

That the CIA are being cited here is just good news cover, it could have just as easily been MI6 or MOSSAD or any other Secret Service orginisations. They all have one MO and that it to serve and protect, using any and every means at their disposal.
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alan grant wrote:
Denying access to Mr.Headley, is what I feel is a direct insult to India(a good friend of America.)and the victims of the Mumbai attacks.No way to treat friends, shame on America.
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P B wrote:
I thought this week's episode of Spooks was fantastical, then I read this article, then it got worse, I read jayil london's comment.
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Vimal Andrew wrote:
From the beginning itself, it was clear that US secret agencies are behind Mumabai attack to make a war between India and Pakistan, since India was growing economically without allowing US and Britain to enter India's market.
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PoliticsUs Should As Well Put Themselves On Terror List! If Not Now; Well At Some Point by IKEYMAN1(op): 9:57pm On Jan 21, 2010
December 17, 2009

https://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00660/mumbai_660947a.jpg
Mumbai terror suspect David Headley was ‘rogue US secret agent’
David Headley was allegedly involved in reconnoitring targets for the November 2008 Mumbai attacks, including the Taj Hotel

Rhys Blakely in Mumbai

A key terror suspect who allegedly helped to plan last year’s attacks in Mumbai and plotted to strike Europe was an American secret agent who went rogue, Indian officials believe.

David Headley, 49, who was born in Washington to a Pakistan diplomat father and an American mother, was arrested in Chicago in October. He is accused of reconnoitring targets in India and Europe for Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT), the Pakistan-based terror group behind the Mumbai attacks and of having links to al-Qaeda. He has denied the charges.

He came to the attention of the US security services in 1997 when he was arrested in New York for heroin smuggling. He earned a reduced sentence by working for the US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) infiltrating Pakistan-linked narcotics gangs.

Indian investigators, who have been denied access to Mr Headley, suspect that he remained on the payroll of the US security services — possibly working for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) — but switched his allegiance to LeT.

“India is looking into whether Headley worked as a double agent,” an Indian Home Ministry official said yesterday.

Mr Headley, who changed his name from Daood Gilani, was in Mumbai until two weeks before the attacks on the city, which claimed 166 lives last November. It is alleged that he spent months checking targets in India’s commercial capital, using his Western looks and anglicised name to move in elite social circles, hobnob with Bollywood actors and even to pass himself off as Jewish.

Despite being firmly on the radar of the US intelligence agencies, he was allowed to return to India as recently as March. Indian officials are furious that their American counterparts did not share details of that visit at the time. The Indian media has raised the possibility that Mr Headley was being protected by his American handlers — a theory that experts say is credible.

“The feeling in India is that the US has not been transparent,” said B. Raman, a former counter-terrorism chief in the Indian foreign intelligence service, the Research and Analysis Wing.

“That Headley was an agent for the DEA is known. Whether he was being used by the CIA as well is a matter of speculation, but it is almost certain that the CIA was aware of him and his movements across the subcontinent.”

According to Mr Raman, it is probable that Mr Headley, who was arrested when the US authorities learned that he was about to fly to Pakistan, was listed on the main database of the US National Counterterrorism Centre, a facility used by the CIA and several other American agencies to track terror suspects.

Indian officials suspect that US agencies declined to share intelligence to avoid compromising other secret operations and to to be able to deny any link with Mr Headley.

Analysts believe that the US may also have been anxious to avoid sharing information that could further raise tensions between India and Pakistan, nuclear-armed neighbours who have fought three wars.

According to documents put before a court in Chicago, Mr Headley had links with the Pakistan Army and, through it, with al-Qaeda.

As well as helping to co-ordinate the Mumbai atrocity, Mr Headley is accused of planning attacks on Mumbai’s Bollywood film industry, the Shiv Sena, a Hindu extremist group also based in Mumbai, a major Hindu temple, and a Danish newspaper that had published cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad.

The US authorities allege that he was close to Tahawwur Hussain Rana, a former Pakistani schoolmate and businessman who is also being charged with planning to attack the Danish newspaper, Jyllands-Posten. Mr Rana is accused of having known about the attack on Mumbai in advance.

The CIA denied that Headley had worked for the organisation.

“Any suggestion that Headley was working for the CIA is complete and utter nonsense. It’s flat-out false,” Paul Gimigliano, from the CIA’s Office of Public Affairs, said.

The Indian Home Secretary, Gopal Krishna Pillai, has said that his Government would seek the extradition of Mr Headley — a request that has so far been stonewalled by US officials.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6960182.ece
PoliticsRe: Is it true that plateau/Jos man call Gowon kill many southern christain.? by IKEYMAN1: 8:18pm On Jan 21, 2010
^^^^^

pure lies

he hate igbo like  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

second in commander na Tpia

so its needless to show by writting

hmmm i think we already knew it shocked
PoliticsRe: Watch Ojo Mmaduekwe Talking Trash On Bbc Hard Talk. by IKEYMAN1: 8:13pm On Jan 21, 2010
G u are a foreign minister righthuh

M yes

b when was the last time u spoke to ogo missing in action

M two months ago
b and even in the face of US had u on their list shocked shocked shocked

M yes i bi chop chop man; so i no matter man

grin grin
PoliticsRe: Watch Ojo Mmaduekwe Talking Trash On Bbc Hard Talk. by IKEYMAN1: 8:08pm On Jan 21, 2010
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these lots plenty well well for here ooo

they pretend like they dnt understand whatever is written infront of them when its pure lies

fake backside people

i met lots of them in my flight from Lagos

some even go chop them flight meal for hours like dem de feed an infant and like they never chop good rice for house

they form no bi small

i remember some yoruba lady on the plane; acting up and stuff; when she asked me some queston al my reply was on broken english

now i know better

foolish and abokilous sets
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 7:18pm On Jan 21, 2010
k thanx
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 4:50pm On Jan 21, 2010
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Glove-box.jpg/800px-Glove-box.jpg

so this is the glove box hahhahha

well as for 98-02 accord; now u know where it is

hidden maybe some where on the firewall under the mat or the body
AutosRe: Help Plz!experts Advice Sought; siena holla by IKEYMAN1: 4:45pm On Jan 21, 2010
rightttttttttttttttttttt

upon impact the above switch will spring off creating an open circuit which will in effect disable your main-relay therefore the car wouldnt be able to start

even any reasonable dectected vibration will do

however i guess your check engine light should be ON in the instrument reading before blaming it on this switch

even indequate oil could set the switch off

leakage of fuel also

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