₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
Sinaj typed cloud 9

ronald4lif:
You see, pictograms representation doesn't convey any credible message. Bring forth your disaffirmation or contradiction if you have any. Cheers!

pussygotlips:
to confirm by yourself
check their profiles as from tomorrow any one who is absent for three days

ronald4lif:
Yes, it's a crime and can attract jail sentence if one doesn't desist from it after being cautioned. It's an offence to disturb the peace of the neighbourhood or close-by neighbours under any pretext.

They were warned by the cops but failed to desist from the act. No one stopped anyone from having sex but at same time we have to respect others peace and maintain decorum when on it.

sinaj:
jux for noise ...



cloud 9 tinz o!

pussygotlips:
guy u no want my peace


check the pix very well
or very soon you notice the absent of some troll.

kazyman11:
Today being a New Month, I was called to come and pickup my Offer Letter and resume immediately in a Big IT FIRM.
The package is AWESOME...am really Excited n full of Joy.
Am gainfully EMPLOYED!!!

Thank you Nairaland Teams and Members for Encouragements and Directions in preventing attending fake Companies...

Please Guys Never give UP, Pray and try again and keep Trying....GOD BLESS YOU ALL

pussygotlips:
Bad market,




i pray no nairalander is involved

teemanbastos:
loool... Na most phones get expensive spareparts.... Tho u fit get cheap parts@aba...IGBO KWENU !!

mistypiper:
Nice one.
This should always be posted to shutdown those hungry biafrans.

dickrider:
HOW TO ERADICATE BIAFRA



Now that we have a new president at the helms of affairs, it is glad to know that security and our territorial integrity are part of his major plans. Boko haram, Mend , Opc are still easy to contend with because as brutal as they may seem, they can all be dealt with using the carrot and stick approach. The only group threatning our unity is biafra and as a matter of fact their seccesion request is treasonable. President Buhari must rate the threat level of Biafra to the highest. We do not want any form of civil war anymore and anything that threatens our unity must be forbidden. here are ways i suggest the new president should deal with biafran rebels;

He should declare Biafra radio as illegal and ban it henceforth.

He should arrest the owner of biafra radio and make him face treasonable charges for spreading hate campaigns against other tribes in nigeria.

He should establish a special Anti-biafra task force fully armed to the teeth.

He should resensitize the southeast through national orientation agency and make them learn to put the past behind them and embrace national unity.

He should offer financial rewards for informations leading to the arrest of biafran chanters and pro seccesionists.

He must make them realize that we all have a role to play for the development of nigeria.

God bless Nigeria.

United we stand, Divided we fall.

Say no to Biafra

mayorkyzo:
People saying he should rest..when he quits his work all cos he wants to be a bleeping champion you all would call him lazy..was once in ya position...Go to any kedi health store and ask for re-vive...now any girl comes near me she begs me to stop ...thank me later

Tuntheycr7:
5. someone should suggest a title for this pix abeg....

Diesel1:
culture is wen u doesn't take ur bath, only watch ur dick and face

otijah:
Very simple and humble boy just like his Dad
Can I be ur friend Yusuf?

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/nigerians-nominate-for-buharis-cabinet/


What do you think about their suggestions?

stevolinkon40:
no lite,

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Yeah, to you.

Have you seen the doll from the annabelle movie? If this was scary, then the sight of that doll should kill you. [/color]

LasoulMacuby:
The best thing that can happen to any man is to marry a beautiful woman who has good character.
Imagine if this fine girl marries a handsome man, how the children go be. . .

MrCork:
... aint light skin....who is he?

youmour:
I for date this girl that year,but she get mouth odor

Mubby4luv:
Pls who be her father? Never heard of her

MrMcJay:
Ok

Doyin Okupe's aide once said GEJ would rather hand over to the military than Buhari.

There have also been several corroborative reports of GEJ wanting to hand over to the military instead of President-Elect Buhari. Remember, GEJ's transition committee hasn't submitted a single transition document to the APC team.

Today, due to the deliberate mischief of GEJ, telecoms service Providers and radio stations are shutting down. These are the last lines of communication in cases of security breaches and coup plots. This same thing was a factor during the Orkar coup.

I hope what I am thinking is not what is playing out.

NLjega:
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Winner, Miss Nairaland 2015 Edition is none other than...
The Intelligent, Pretty, Sound, and Amiable


































TOHPAHZ!!!!!!!!
Nurse Tohpahz!!!!!!!

With 285 votes

*a standing ovation for her please*
*rounds and rounds of applause for the new queen*


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baybeeboi:
if you dei near me talk that kind thing by now dem for don wear you POP for jaw, i swear to Ifa.

baybeeboi:
what on Earth could have triggered you to say something like this?