₦airaland Forum

baby124:
They are there to work for Nigerian's. So this is part of the work. We Nigerian's say we cannot afford to pay you. If the money is too small, biko quit the job let a more serious person assume the position. We must make these positions very unattractive. The killings will stop during election. Everyone will go and find work.

finally sumone that reasons like me

what is the meaning of outpost

i will just give the gal undertaker smack down

pretydiva:
C as d guy face b like person wey swallow frog..dat serves him right

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Just like M.I said ,dey ur middle. The guy dey im middle , babe meet am con tell am sau make dem commot. Expecting d guy to share d bill. For wetin na. What if na u i invite for dinner, after few bottles of moet and correct food bill con be 150,000 i tell u make u pay 75k make i pay 75k shey u go gree

majidyusuf:
Vote for Ayima as Mr Nairaland and get 5gig free

now dis is what we call selling your votes. I don write ur name down , just incase u wan contest for any public seat

Rosemary216:
In summary. Openning a blog, havin meaningful content and traffic, advertisin on ur blog nd gettin paid. Or writtin articles for oda blogs and gettin paid.

your blog is eating my MB badly

adorablepepple:
She just dumped you, cry her a river

River

wicked gal

Deefuray:
7 years?
@op pls leave him alone and move on nd quit waiting for any wedding that isn't visible. Your biological clock is ticking.

leave him maka y na

believer01:
i am a regular member on nairaland and i create this user to remain anonymous.

tell me ur real account or no advice for u

EDO
















Let the tribal war begin

LadyBoss1:
Shey nah rape or nah molest im confused

rape and molest na d same thing

BeeBeeOoh:
Me don learn sey, "Even Though Your Eyes Big E No Mean Sey You Dey See..

heheh wicked guy

shey ethanol and methanol dey BABY OKU









Let me know if i am safe

Nairalandar:
Which of the baba

BABA ONE CHANCE NSA

alaoeri:
Lagos drainage system is poor, a good drainage system will reduce this flooding.

reasonable citizens too

lol becos the people they wanted there didnt enter thats y the have rejected it. Foolish APC and there propaganda. When they rule us for the next 4years and cant achieve anything, and the people come out to vote dem out they will also reject the result and the war SIR GEJ is trying to prevent by conceding defeat will now erupt. Stupid Apshit

lalasticlala:
National Assembly gate on Tuesday morning.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photo-national-assembly-gate/

i didnt see any gate

Ezenwammadu:
Uche ekwunife pls don't disgrace Anambra central with VIP toilets like mallam ngige.Don't turn into a sit down dey look senator like ngige

when u realise what 'ekwunife' means in english , only then will you know that she is related to ngige

Merlissa:
Sure

SUREBET24/7

Merlissa:
After 4 weeks of unprotected sex
Girlfriend: hey hubby
Boyfriend : Hey bbe.
Girlfriend: I wanna tel u sumthng
Boyfriend: ummmm okey shoot
Girl: Plz promise me you wont be mad?
Boyfriend: was little bit nervous,he then asked.. are u telling me or not (With high tempter)
Girlfriend: (she started to cry) I, I,I, I, I think , I think, I think am pregnant.
Boyfriend: WhaAaaaaaat??, How (with a high temper)
Girl: yeap, i missed my periods I am pregnant
Boyfriend: you gotta be kidding ryt?
Girlfriend: Oh bbe how could i joke with such thing?? (the boy dropped the phone & the Girl cried a lot)
Thinking she lost him for good, she even thought of committing suicide ,
After 30 minutes she then hears a knock at the door when she opens up boooooooom it was her b.f ,kneeling on the door
Boyfriend: 200 billion stars, 7continents ,196 countries, 9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital cities and I had the privilege to meet such an sophisticated,intelligent, motivated, inspirational loving woman like you.
..Babe let me correct you , you not pregnant.. We pregnant, we both responsible for the baby..
The love of my life will you marry me
Do these kind of guys still exist?

they do exist and am 1 of them

MillionDollars:
They say happy birthday this one is saying happy new month

dis wan na fool oh

hustler86:
Arindin, d life wey u sef de live nw na 1 chance, sit don dia de hate shotigbo agbaya, opolo e ti melt bi butter.. Maorafoka oshi. Apprci8 gud tinz so dt better 1ns go fit manage X ur path. #Ikombeonchance

buhari no even know say u or ur family member dey exist dis wan wey u con carry im matter for head like gala seller

Old man still rocking it like he is in his early twenties. Oya oshe, dont touch it , if you touch it you are on a long tin

“On getting there, he put his hand inside his
pocket and brought out N500; he asked me to
enter. But I told him my daddy used to give me
N500. He then brought out N1,000. As I
entered the building, he removed my pants and put
his private parts inside my own. “After he removed it, I demanded the money and
he brought it out. As I was about to collect it, he
put it back inside his pocket. That was how
Brother Obinna started sleeping with me.”

you have got to be kidding me so ur popsy dey give you #500 for wetin na . This is pure prostitution and not rape. Y u go demand for the #1000 if na rape. Before any hediot quote me pls go and read d meaning of rape

demmy0325:
They keep blamin the government for nt helpin nollywood... Lets see what he does now that hes in power....


I dont care if hes jst a lawmaker or nt...

what d Bleep are u saying

Bonapart:
The guy dey play play na... and na small boy too.
Not even up to the size of Jesse

dem no dey play with death threats oh

nativedoctors:
They should ban all Alcoholic drinks not just Ogogoro

mind where u post such things cause na people life u wan stop so

oya start beating dem before dem reach station

finally Baba one chance don land. Oya come and start work maka ura

Twaci:
Nope.
Pls take note, I said "nope" not "no".

lmao