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where's my ACCURACY INTERNATIONAL AWM sniper

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Omo I dey find FTC where èé dey

Rip... Electrocution one of the most horrible way to die

Hmm......Never underestimate ANYBODY. FTC by the way

holatin:
jerking to death.


yeah its a thing.

smartphone make you have access to porn anytime and anyway and one day sperm finish for your body due to over jerking, na pure blood go cum out till you die

what kinda horror movie is this

Jskelly11:
Do you know how much for that lamborghini alone? Before you go dey behave like Benin goat on Nairaland.

As in I don't understand how people reason.... Is Lamborghini $2000 that he wants to buy 10

walai this woman is back to back

martineverest:
if a commoner could successful ridicule a comedian with great savagery then seyi law shud shamefully retire from comedy

pussypounder:
Tips for sure men

I. If you don't want to be a father yet, don't creamp1e even if you keep your nuts hanging out, Instead you can cream pie her assssshole

II. Let her sit on your face before you teabag unless it smells like rotten fish or it is a thick forest

III. Once the snail is already slimy, you can put just the mushroom tip inside but don't explode inside even though it's too sweet

IV. Never keep your nuts hanging out for too long unless you will mistakenly put your akamu inside the pot

V. Then you can decide to bury the hammer so deep that the next explorer would think it was a dagger

Thank me later

Lwkmd.... Orisirisi afi pussypounder na

lonelydora:
Good one. Thank you Op, you shall make heaven IJN . Amen

uv just been corrected na

Why is everybody still sleeping by this time

iLoveConductor:
Is it because they both start with "Ob"? ie Obosi and Obomoso?

LOL it's OG Ogbomoso not Obomoso

iLoveConductor:
All you Obomoso migrants know is to be claiming Lagos.
Show us how many skyscrapers dey inside your abandoned father's village in Obomoso.

Ogbomoso has better infrastructural development than obosi

hopefulLandlord:
the grammar hurts my brain

I dedicate this FTC to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that created everything

Wats FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

Bisjosh:

Im really enjoying this 9ice "living things" song
Kin sha ti lowo o..
Dancing

The most stupid song I've heard in a long while

Nigerians and stupid ignorance.. Dats nunu from bkchatldn a show in England

Africa and slave mentality, half of those youths won't spend that money wisely... That money should have been used to build a TECHNICAL SCHOOL or an industry

drxeus:
The lord be fattening them for the day of destruction

lwkmd

woodboi:
mp3ify.com

Thanks

I'm been searching for this song Dr Albans guess who's coming to dinner Carolina... Can someone help me with a download link

Zuckerberg bought Instagram WhatsApp and he has Facebook..... He is damn greedy and d fools that sold Instagram and WhatsApp for a billion dollars are damn stupid

YOUNGSTUNNA:
believe you me by 2030, news will still headline this girl *16 years old actress* but none of my business as long as it doesn't affect the price of garri...

this is my business..

Garri over *16 years old actress* Garri over Nnadi, Garri over buhari, Garri over biafra, Garri over Nigeria...
Where was Nnadi when Garri was saving lives?
where was buhari when Garri was saving lives?
where was Biafra when Garri was saving lives?
where was nigeria when Garri was saving lives?
Bread and beans saved thousands, but garri saved millions.
God bless who ever discovered garri, he deserves to be celebrated, garri is more useful to me than electriciy. garri is the greatest discovery of all time.
I stand with garri, garri is bae, garri is life
#TeamGarriRepublic.

YOUNGSTUNNA:
believe you me by 2030, news will still headline this girl *16 years old actress* but none of my business as long as it doesn't affect the price of garri...

this is my business..

Garri over *16 years old actress* Garri over Nnadi, Garri over buhari, Garri over biafra, Garri over Nigeria...
Where was Nnadi when Garri was saving lives?
where was buhari when Garri was saving lives?
where was Biafra when Garri was saving lives?
where was nigeria when Garri was saving lives?
Bread and beans saved thousands, but garri saved millions.
God bless who ever discovered garri, he deserves to be celebrated, garri is more useful to me than electriciy. garri is the greatest discovery of all time.
I stand with garri, garri is bae, garri is life
#TeamGarriRepublic.

Is this the latest

dejavubobo1:
Ha, correct am ilaje too... but can't speak oo.. anyway I hail o, ko ti ri ke ?

Ó hàn...... Lol I hear but can't speak its damn complex Jat devoting time recently to d language

dejavubobo1:
lol no mind them... but come o u be true aiye'mafuge

Yes I am ilaje ese odò

iykofias:
far better than benzema? Then I guess u must be far more intelligent than zidane

As long as Zidane ain't a geophysicist

Phi001:
I think you mean Real Madrid...


They are the ones that buy the Galacticos...Barca only started spending like crazy like 4 seasons ago...even Man City spend more than them.

Shey mancity wan die

idiosyncratic

dejavubobo1:
this one dah u shying away from my mentions & not replying PMs I hope hmmhmmm ?

Club record fee of 70million... All dz premiership clubs dey learn where Barcelona dey. No wonder they don't go far in champion's league

Nov6:
Waste of money..
Been good i've doubt,
worldclass,No he is not,
if he scores 15goals in his first season then i will choke on my drink.
I would have prefer a Kun Aguero in Chelsea
He is just a good professional,but i doubt if he will really fit in.

Real lets go for Abuma.......

Then I can assure you ull probably be hospitalized.... Just pray d drink doesn't kill u. BTW.... Morata will score nothing less than 25 goals dis coming season he was far better than benzema

teelaw4life:
To the ones who still think they're students of lautech after 2 years. Cheers oo.

https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Al-Pacino-LaughSmoking.gif

Thanks man

Different people on dz forum hw will someone's moniker be MADMANTALKING

barallanee:
chic

CHIC.... Oxford dictionary should do the trick