₦airaland Forum

barallanee:
my Broda..e confuse me pass u...we gals na wa o...d talk no jux correspond

.... BTW u look chic

fumiswtpusy:
I hope they bath atleast once a day considering the fact they are celebrities.even if other yorubas are not neat please they should for the fact they are actors and actress.
For a example I am a yoruba girl with a difference I am extremely very neat to my pant that change regularly.maybe that's why they call me the first,neat,brave and truthful yoruba girl

I don't really know what u wrote here..... In fact am discombobulated

Premier league abeg start oooo ... At least I'll make good money ND forget nigeria problems #august12

BTW :Nigerian youths rant too much that's y we're still in this state just imagine early morning unnecessary arguments like this

raped brutally

Explorers:
Hub at Tucson(Tucson, USA).



This student accommodation in Tucson has a rooftop sun deck with swimming pool, a hot tub, and games area.

It also has some mean barbecue grills and a sandpit with hammocks and a volleyball net.

The list goes on and on.

This is definitely one of the best residences in the world.

How will one pass his exams in this hall... Shayo galore

Bruce Lee died today July 20 1973.....

Samusu:
OK, noted. Our Ewedu Amala Dancing Senator

Am Yoruba nd I detest this food.... It's irritating

Diebyfire05:
Chai, you're about quoting someone but it failed bruhuhuhuhu!

ur laugh na die

vizkiz:
They feel anything they want can be achieved through the hole in between their legs.

Don't underestimate so power of that HOLE

prof1990:
let the attack begin

when did Lincoln say this ehh.. Somebody that died before the invention of aeroplane talk less of internet

chai lwkmd

Tolexander:
The only elements of SENSE you know are just the alphabetical characters in the word "SENSE".

deepwater:
By their heads you shall know them

I said it earlier, my observations are true, this one will start going by the title "mo ti bi omo te le" (i don born pikin before).
Yoruba's are good like that.

Please advise the mom not to inoculate the little baby with some hydraulics, she is too innocent for that.

Inoculate with hydraulics...... U mean ewedu soup

vandal savage

Hotshawarma:
Sad no iota of sympathy from you...all u can think of is to be spamming threads with how to post one mumu link on nairaland ignorance is a
disease ....get well soon

Is this my ftc..... Chai zero chill

dutchnorics:
Did he danced

danced

okway:
The way lost flatttheads worship unconsciously Yorubas nowadays ehn.

First it was Kemi, they called her "Madam Nkem, the firecest lioness of biafra"

Now FFK, who FFK-ed Bianca

Now it's Fayose, the ponmo cutter

I wouldn't be surprised if they start worshiping Gani Adams and Afenifere [PDP's mouthpieces and Yoruba's bastard children]

Which of the Ibo leaders speaks for Biafra like the FFK and Fayose touts?

The Yoruba moles.....I thought flatttheads were smarter than this.

Ur adjectives

DonVikings:
Degrading to the monkey right?

He doesn't deserve this na

DonVikings:
Degrading to the monkey right?

He doesn't deserve this na

Flintstone06:
Go Carlcare na. Drop it for two weeks... Remember to take Ur receipt along

Restored factory settings ND days shit temperature is gone.... Thanks BTW

DonVikings:
The confused flat head monkey specie is getting more confused. Anambra is not and will never be a part of your foolish agenda. These idiots will soon start disappearing, mark my words.

Obi did it effectively, Obiano won't be different.

Pls stop comparing this man with a monkey it's degrading

Son of lucifer and luciferdevil chai oga ooo.... what monikers

When would Nigerians esp some nairalanders cease to be dumb and realize that MISTAKES can happen anytime in life

Flintstone06:
Go Carlcare na. Drop it for two weeks... Remember to take Ur receipt along

Pls what if I flash or restore factory settings

pyyxxaro:
To the Poster above, u can fry your testes

savage

Alwaysking:
Oya laff small So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon. You will nor kill me o Shift lemme faint A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to London... See question!! who wants to stay in this Nigeria where 1. Fowls rape themselves 2. Exam questions come out before the proposed examination date 3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are expensive 4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30 Naira 5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small size compared to your own 6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1) 7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the Road because They don't want to die again If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn just dnt let me talk!!!!! People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he has deleted it. � Plz shift small lemme faint Some Men are not romantic. If you see the way some Men pull off their ladies panties before sex, you will think they are starting a generator When they want to play your video on judgement day and it begins with not for viewer under the age 18 Viewer's discretion advised. . Just kuku start strolling to hell was struggling with my biology practical when one slay queen asked, "please is earthworm a wild animal" Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, Courtesy officer has fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric number, ah just dey wait for my turn... After taking tramadol 600mg... 1 Erujeje, 2 Agbara.. .. Your phone naw rings # Girl : Baby, I can't make it today # Boy : You will never make it in life.. God I cannot laugh # positive vibes # dont leave ur fakers # let them realize you're there...............

Jokes cool... But no punctuation and everything is "sardined"

Alwaysking:
Oya laff small So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon. You will nor kill me o Shift lemme faint A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to London... See question!! who wants to stay in this Nigeria where 1. Fowls rape themselves 2. Exam questions come out before the proposed examination date 3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are expensive 4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30 Naira 5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small size compared to your own 6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1) 7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the Road because They don't want to die again If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn just dnt let me talk!!!!! People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he has deleted it. � Plz shift small lemme faint Some Men are not romantic. If you see the way some Men pull off their ladies panties before sex, you will think they are starting a generator When they want to play your video on judgement day and it begins with not for viewer under the age 18 Viewer's discretion advised. . Just kuku start strolling to hell was struggling with my biology practical when one slay queen asked, "please is earthworm a wild animal" Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, Courtesy officer has fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric number, ah just dey wait for my turn... After taking tramadol 600mg... 1 Erujeje, 2 Agbara.. .. Your phone naw rings # Girl : Baby, I can't make it today # Boy : You will never make it in life.. God I cannot laugh # positive vibes # dont leave ur fakers # let them realize you're there...............

Jokes cool... But no punctuation and everything is "sardined"

Jst wandering what 2019 is gonna be like...... An interesting year for sure

Illiteracy is killing Africa

Help!!! my infinix hot4 lite gets hot after data connection has been on for some time nd it affects my battery performance.... Somebody pls help me

fumiswtpusy:
Will you be sucking my wet puzy and rimming my anus.if yes and you are very rich and not related to yoruba or northerners.you can pm me.
But rimming my anus with your tongue is very important.

ehhh as in?

Mrchusenvessel:
your phone name said it all .ur phone is hot4 so it normal 4 it 2 be hot.
lol
come nd beat mhe

Seriously it's not funny ehhh... I'm thinking of restoring factory settings or flashing it