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PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Property Boom: Only For The Brave by ilaugh1: 7:03am On Sep 19, 2013
ifyalways: Lie lie story.
When people travel,they not just mount 24/7 security on their property but also inform family, neighbours, church members and friends who occasionally come check the house.
What are you trying to say in relevance to the story?
HealthRe: Can A Person Be Allegic To Water by ilaugh1:
google
RomanceRe: Am In Love With A Refferend Sister by ilaugh1: 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2013
go back to school so you can speak better English Language and spelling first.
CelebritiesRe: Oops! Denrele Edun Takes A Snipe At Souncity by ilaugh1: 6:19am On Sep 18, 2013
tpia@:
how much are those his boots?

i saw some really cute ones [not the kind he wears though] in a store, however, @ $1000+, its only window shopping i fit do.


i did google the items and saw them on a lot of foreign celebrities.

so, i was wondering, how much do his own cost?

like two to three thousand plus?
Ask him, dont ask us.
CelebritiesRe: Check Out This Old Picture Of Don Jazzy, D'banj, & JJC Before Their Fame by ilaugh1: 6:12am On Sep 18, 2013
so?
Jokes EtcRe: Travel Alert by ilaugh1: 5:20pm On Sep 17, 2013
not funny at all. Dumb
FamilyRe: I Sleep With At Least 56 Men Per Week, My Boss Inclusive–bank Employee Confess by ilaugh1: 6:54am On Sep 17, 2013
old news. re cycled story.
PoliticsRe: Warning Lagos Megacity Is Not For The Poor by ilaugh1: 6:52am On Sep 17, 2013
I am surprised at the responses here. If this had been written about a PDP governor, these same goons will twist their mouth and say something else, but because its against the almighty Fashola, then, the poor are miscreants. No hope for Nigeria with these mind sets.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Delivered On Board Our Flight- Arik by ilaugh1: 6:42am On Sep 17, 2013
hard to believe anything you read in the newspapers these days.
PoliticsRe: U.s Agents Expose Bola Tinubu's Drug Trafficking Deals by ilaugh1: 8:30pm On Sep 16, 2013
Cross Legge: You dont understand how intelligence works in the US. If there was a forfeiture deal, they wont even let him near any event as sensitive as a Democratic Convention. This is the laziest form of trash reporting and intelligent people should not even give it a second thought
Lier.
PoliticsRe: U.s Agents Expose Bola Tinubu's Drug Trafficking Deals by ilaugh1: 8:23pm On Sep 16, 2013
Paul John: Why do we like to cook up stories to tarnish others image for whatever reason best known to us?

I trust the FBI, no dulling moment, they would have arrested him. Let's not forget that this same Tinubu went for one program like that this year in the US, but the FBI they wanted us to believe made this report never arrested him.

If I am not mistaken, Tinny is presently in New York for treatment, yet the FBI never arrested him. And here we have our very daft and shallow minded Nigerians behaving like baboons that many of them are.

Same way some claimed Buhari is a major sponsor of Boko haram, yet the EFCC, SSS, and other agencies that are under the federal government that could have been used to gather intelligence and arrest him are all unable to trace the islamic sect to him, but these same set of moronic and insane member are hell bent on v@mitting trash.

I am not a fan of Tinubu, and also not a fan of liars like the op.
Try and read properly before making comments. Did they say they were looking for him? He made a settlement, a forfeiture, so, he is not a wanted man, but fact remains, he did drugs previously. Period. You guys should read properly before making comments.
PoliticsRe: U.s Agents Expose Bola Tinubu's Drug Trafficking Deals by ilaugh1: 8:10pm On Sep 16, 2013
Cross Legge: This is the biggest collection of lies since the beginning of time. Only an idiot would believe the lies published on pointblank. This is a website know to have collected $25,000 from Doyin Okupe to publish horrible stories against the opposition. Just go to their website and see all the negative stories on APC people. I hope the the money GEJ paid them is useable in hell because that is where they are going. grin angry
Stay there dey yearn roforofo.
PoliticsRe: Policemen Collected Bribe In Onisha Under Bridge by ilaugh1: 8:09pm On Sep 16, 2013
ok o soldier. Next news.
PoliticsRe: U.s Agents Expose Bola Tinubu's Drug Trafficking Deals by ilaugh1: 6:02pm On Sep 16, 2013
^^^^^^

if it was some other topic, this type of comment above would have been hidden. but alas, here it must stay.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spent N4.7B To Import Umbrellas & Headgear In 3 Months by ilaugh1:
Nigeria spent N4.7bn to import umbrellas, headgear in 3 months

THE Federal Government spent N4.7 billion to import umbrella, footwear and headgear in the second quarter of 2013.

The amount spent on the importation of those materials notwithstanding, the country recorded a favourable balance of trade, with export volume exceeding import volume, as the total value of external merchandise trade amounted to N5,341.1 billion in the second quarter 2013, an increase of N242.3 billion or 4.8 per cent from N5,098.9 billion recorded in the previous quarter.

A document on Q2 trade statistics released by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) in Abuja, at the weekend, showed that the change resulted from an increase in the value of exports from N3,452.1 billion in the first quarter of 2013 to N3,742.9 billion in the second quarter (an increase of 90.8 billion or 8.4 per cent) and a 2.9 per cent decline in the value of imports from N1,646.7 billion in the first quarter of 2013 to N1,598.2 billion in the second quarter.

Furthermore, NBS said the increase in exports and decrease in imports resulted in a favourable trade balance of N2,144.7 billion in the second quarter, an increase of1 N339.3 billion or 18.8 per cent from levels recorded in the first quarter of 2013.

Further analysis indicated that the value of the nation’s total merchandise trade decreased by N1,742.8 billion or 24.6 per cent, while trade balance also declined by 49.7 per cent.

According to the analysis, imports increased by 13.5 per cent, while exports decreased by 34.1 per cent year on year.

The crude oil component of the total trade stood at N2,709.4 billion, a decrease of N321.2 billion or 10.6 per cent when compared with the previous quarter, while for year-on-year, the crude oil component recorded a 23.6 per cent decline.

The value of total trade for the first half of 2013 was N10,440.0 billion, a decrease of N3,266.0 billion or 23.8 per cent when compared with N13,706.0 billion recorded in the same period in 2012.

The value of Nigeria’s imports stood at N1,598.2 billion in the second quarter of 2013, a decrease of N48.5 billion or 2.9 per cent from N1,646.7 billion recorded in the first quarter.

In the second quarter of 2013, the value of imports increased by 13.5 per cent year-on-year. For the first half of the year, the total value of imports stood at N325.0 billion, a 6.0 per cent increase from N3,060.7 billion recorded in the corresponding part of the previous year.

The decline of imports in the second quarter 2013 relative to the first quarter of the year resulted from the decline of some products classified according to SITC, such as crude inedible materials, which accounted for N12.2 billion or 0.8 per cent of total imports; oil and fats at N1.2 billion or 0.1 per cent; mineral fuels at N14.2 billion or 0.9 per cent and beverages and tobacco with N6.7 billion or 0.4 per cent of total imports.

Details of imports classified by sections showed that footwear, headgear and umbrellas accounted for N4.7 billion or 0.3 per cent of total imports; miscellaneous manufactured articles accounted for N7.0 billion or 0.4 per cent; mineral products were recorded at N254.7 billion or 15.9 per cent and vehicles, aircraft and parts at N89.4 billion or 5.6 per cent.

The Nigerian imports, according to Broad Economic Category, revealed that consumer goods accounted for N55.7 billion or 3 per cent of total imports; transport equipment and associated parts, N57.8 billion or four per cent, while food and beverages were recorded at N147.5 billion or nine per cent.

A summary of Nigeria’s imports by region showed that Asia ranked highest with N672.8 billion or 42.1 per cent of total imports, Europe recorded N584.6 billion or 36.6 per cent, America at N211.5 billion or 13.2 per cent, while Africa stood at N119.4 billion or 7.5 per cent.

Out of the total imports from Africa, Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) countries contributed N59.7 billion or 50 per cent.


http://tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/component/k2/item/21704-nigeria-spent-n4-7bn-to-import-umbrellas,-headgear-in-3-months.html
SportsRe: Nigeria To Face Ethiopia In World Cup Play-off by ilaugh1: 11:26am On Sep 16, 2013
Davo93: After much anticipation, the Super Eagles of Nigeria has been drawn against in the final qualifying round of the 2014 World Cup to be held in Brazil.

Other draws include;

Cote D'Ivoire vs
Ghana vs
Algeria vs
Tunisia vs
Drawn against who?
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Girlfriend And Sister Spotted In Tokyo by ilaugh1: 2:10am On Sep 16, 2013
so what?
EducationRe: Why Do Teachers Still Teach Nine Planet In Schools? by ilaugh1: 8:51am On Sep 15, 2013
so because they teach kids there are nine planets in the solar system, that's why we are where we are technologically? Na wa o
CelebritiesRe: Billionaire Ray Dolby Of Dolby Sound Systems Is Dead. by ilaugh1: 6:46am On Sep 14, 2013
fr3do: Dolby was born in Portland, Ore.
No too far from Shagamu grin

After studying electrical engineering at Stanford
Portland, Oregon. duuhhhhh
RomanceRe: How Does He Feel??? by ilaugh1: 6:42am On Sep 14, 2013
You are making a great mistake by coming here to seek advice. I advice you to run away from this place and face your man yourself.
FamilyRe: How Do I Cope With Insomnia Due To Hubby's Nightcrawl? by ilaugh1: 6:35am On Sep 14, 2013
Kanwulia: Why don't you get a bigger house like I did. . .
I live upstairs and my husband lives downstairs.
When his garage door opens, I do not even know.

My section of the house is ALWAYS LOCKED! cheesy
Besides, I have another house o!
HIS LEGS DO NOT ENTER THERE! grin

Separate bedrooms. . .separate kitchens. . .separate living rooms. . . .SPLIT LEVEL HOME! Simple!!!! kiss

We communicate BY PHONE. . .IF NECESSARY! kiss

Welcome to AFRICAN MARRIAGE! First to quench. . .inherits the retirement benefits! kiss

Shiooooooooor!!!

Sleepless nights ko. . . night crawler ni! Which wan consine me? undecided One day he go crawl nor come back! HALLELUJAH! I YAMMU A FREEEEEEEEEEE WOMAN. . .RICHER BY A FEW HUNDRED THOUSANDS! cool

Siddon dia dey worry yasef. . .nor go fain work! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
I doubt you are a woman, talkless of being married or in a marriage.
CrimeRe: Police Man Extorting Money From A Bike Man(photo) by ilaugh1: 7:35pm On Sep 13, 2013
what does this picture prove?
InvestmentRe: Ex Nigerian Footballer, Idah Peterside Acquires TV Station In South Africa. by ilaugh1: 7:54am On Sep 12, 2013
jchime: Why are Nigerians obsessed with church opening, once a politician, entertainer or footballer retires he automatically turns into an evangelist. Does it mean that the many churches we have is not enough or that God needs more branches for effective salvation of the soul. Church opening is now a business where unsuspecting people are milked dry. Its high time we start quoting churches in the stock exchange surely they will add substance to our stock exchange market since they make more profits than our oil companies.
What pains me the most is that lands that are supposed to be used to build life changing infracstructures is used in building church empires. Christ will definitely reject many churches when he comes the second time.
You need deliverance.
PoliticsRe: Lagos-ibadan Expressway Reconstruction To Be Completed In 24-30 Months-fg by ilaugh1: 7:39am On Sep 12, 2013
boladez: My dear, try and disconnect your head from your balls and attempt to connect your skull to your fingers before you post. OK?
I cannot help you if your addiction to chat , BB and music has degenerated your grey matter! ...OK?
dumb
PoliticsRe: Lagos-ibadan Expressway Reconstruction To Be Completed In 24-30 Months-fg by ilaugh1: 7:19am On Sep 12, 2013
Ewarrior: Push futher how??

Was it not after the govs made their intentions known that the FG hurriedly revoked Bi-Courtney's consession and awarded the contract for the reconstruction to Julius Berger and Reynolds Construction Company (RCC) without any plans on how to fund the project..

Let's be honest, the flagging off that GEJ did on dat road was mere PROPAGANDA cos only a clueless govt will award a contract for a project now and look for ways to fund d project later

No wonder 2 months after flagging off there is no single equipment on ground not even a wheelbarrow.
Lier. All liers go to hell fire.
PoliticsRe: Lagos-ibadan Expressway Reconstruction To Be Completed In 24-30 Months-fg by ilaugh1: 7:17am On Sep 12, 2013
boladez: The FGN is useless and they only yap like dogs........They should shut up and get the damned job done.

Promises and lies since 2007 .......shameless dogs. Stop promising and work.

To the guys who are blaming the states, please get full details on the matters concerning this road since 2007. Luck or sincerity cannot move any nation forward without vision, purpose and hardwork.
Try to make more sense when you shout.
PoliticsRe: Lagos-ibadan Expressway Reconstruction To Be Completed In 24-30 Months-fg by ilaugh1: 7:14am On Sep 12, 2013
jayyem: as far as am concerned that road is no longer in the map of Nigeria, despite different crashes that occur on that road every now and then.
whats the meaning of this statement? So, if its no more on the map of Nigeria, where has it moved to?

Some of you talk on what you know nothing about. Ibadan Ilorin road is dualised all the way to Oyo, and from Ogbomosho all the way to Ilorin, the only stretch left is between Oyo to Ogbomosho, and this dualisation has been since 2011 when I travelled last on the road.
FamilyRe: I Am No Longer Interested In Sex With My Hubby by ilaugh1: 2:05pm On Sep 11, 2013
Get a boyfriend fast.
PoliticsRe: Lagos-ibadan Expressway Reconstruction To Be Completed In 24-30 Months-fg by ilaugh1: 8:20am On Sep 11, 2013
tatosh: So they've not even yet taken care of funding and framework before Our Joker of a president came to comission the road months ago.
What was the commissioning now for anyway?
I bet it was for political reasons.
These politicians don't even do anything for sincere reasons, it is all for person gain. What kind of country is this?
We are cursed with the worst kind of individuals as leaders.
To lift the curse, here is the solution: Vote APC in 2015
You are obviously a curse to yourself when you refuse to appreciate little efforts. APC my b..utt hole.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - International Friendly (4 - 1) On 10th Sept 2013 by ilaugh1: 8:21pm On Sep 10, 2013
so did Bance play?

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