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CelebritiesRe: Teju Babyface Shares Story Of How His Car Once Disgraced Him At Psquare's Home by ilaugh1: 1:17pm On Aug 20, 2013
so? we should begin to cry for him?
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya & Yinka Ayefele Perform For Jonathan & Patience In Abuja by ilaugh1: 11:35am On Aug 20, 2013
Don't they have the right to do what they wish to do?
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Prefer To Be Prisoners In US Than Stay In Nigeria by ilaugh1: 10:58am On Aug 20, 2013
nonsense.
TV/MoviesRe: Angelo Fought Beverly On Big Brother Because She Wanted More Sex by ilaugh1: 9:54am On Aug 19, 2013
This op is a big foooool. This was not the way Angelo presented it. They didnt fight, they only had a disagreement because they kept away from having sex in the house because Angelo said he wanted to keep to what he promised his mother before coming to the house. Basically, they never had sex. Foooool.
PoliticsRe: Is State Of Emergency The Best Option For Boko-Haram? by ilaugh1: 8:27am On May 15, 2013
OP. Can you suggest the best option?
PoliticsRe: If Governors Remain In Post LG Caretakers Should Be MILITARY OFFICERS!!!! by ilaugh1: 8:25am On May 15, 2013
You must find something to criticise. Afterall you are Mr. KnowAll who ends up fooling himself not knowing he knows nothing.,
PoliticsRe: Is State Of Emergency The Best Option For Boko-Haram? by ilaugh1: 8:20am On May 15, 2013
Pedagogue: Under GEJ, impunity is not only thriving, absurdity is the order of the day!!!


Has anyone checked Section 305 of the 1999 constitution ?

The constitutional expectation for a state of emergency declaration is that all political office holders will seize to exist!!! But GEj's coward brand of state of emergency is that the affected states will still have functioning Governors,commissioners and aides!!! What is the sense in that?

Until a full scale state of emergency is declared in those states and politicians no longer CHOP,d boko haram menace will continue!
Nobody should take you serious. You want MILADS to be appointed and then the opposition cries out its a plot by PDP to consummate power in those states. They havent done so yet but your ACN and CPC are already crying so.
PoliticsRe: Is State Of Emergency The Best Option For Boko-Haram? by ilaugh1: 8:17am On May 15, 2013
OsunOriginal: State of emergency even when the governors and all elected officials are still there doing their job of funding Boko Haram guys. How will this be different from JTF patrolling the states other than more soldiers on the road? I am still wondering how this will help the situation.
Keep wondering until Boko Haram hits your ugly face.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG To Recruit 17,000 Youths For Road Maintenance by ilaugh1: 8:15am On May 15, 2013
I am privy to this and I can say for sure, it aint no joke, its true.
FoodRe: 7 Dangerous Acts After A Meal by ilaugh1: 3:18pm On May 14, 2013
and I guess. Dont have sex,.
CelebritiesRe: Oluchi Onweagba Flaunts Photos Of Her Figure by ilaugh1: 3:17pm On May 14, 2013
hmmm. Not nice. Get some flesh girl.
PoliticsRe: Do These Diasporic Nigerians Love D Country More Or Just Out To Rubbish It More? by ilaugh1(op): 12:05pm On Apr 22, 2009
lucabrasi:
@post
no they dont,an overwhelming majority just want to rubbish the country more hence the reason they never see anything good in the country and even if they do acknowledge it,they do so with cautious cynisycm, for you to know the nigerian diasporians in this category
1.they have been away for upwards of ten years or more

2.didnt have a middle to high standard of living hence the fixation of nigeria still being as they left it in their sub-conscious

3.they rarely call friends and family at home,neither do they even pick up international calls due to their imbibed western culture that" im working hard for my money and not nder any obligation to shell out to any family or friend"this had had an effect of them being totally disconnected

3.they rely on nigerian social networks,pointblank,sahara e.t.c for news and happenstances on nigeria hence they never get involved in issues that isnt reported on these mediums cause they honestly have no idea.

4.they have been away for too long,and hearing how expensive properties are,basic standard of livng e.t.c ar in nigeria,they ll criticise in a strangely mistaken believe that nigerians in nigeria will fight for the liberation of that country,things will be ok and nigeria will become this egalitarian dream of theirs then they can move back home

more to come,
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO NAIRALAND.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Richyblack Dont Ever Send Me This Kind Of Message Again by ilaugh1: 3:50pm On Apr 21, 2009
I always thought there were fewer fools on NairaLand, now I have been shown to be mistaking.
PoliticsRe: Do These Diasporic Nigerians Love D Country More Or Just Out To Rubbish It More? by ilaugh1(op): 3:36pm On Apr 21, 2009
ElRufai


You come to me as a child who bread had just been taken away from him and is crying on his way to school. You are just simply a nomenclated azure and a teetotaler with a pot belly and frugal hombolus.
PoliticsRe: Do These Diasporic Nigerians Love D Country More Or Just Out To Rubbish It More? by ilaugh1(op): 3:11pm On Apr 21, 2009
El Rufai

You have mixed gaari with hot water and mistakenly called it amala and you hgave swallowed it with grass soup thinking it was vegetable soup, you have then gone to the toilet to poo poo but in the process you have made the mistake of poopooing inside your bath instead of inside the toilet bowl and while wiping the poo from your butt hole, you have mistakenly used sand paper instead of toilet tissue, and when you realised, you wanted to wipe your butt with water and instead of using the cold water tap switch you mistakenly used the hot water instead, now the hot water burnt your butt hole so much that while you got to the clinic, the man said you need an herbalist in Nigeria to cure the burns and you told him, Nigeria ke, over my dead body will i go there, meanwhile your butt hole rots and smells each time you want to poo - the lesson of this is that, never write off Naija my lovely country.
PoliticsDo These Diasporic Nigerians Love D Country More Or Just Out To Rubbish It More? by ilaugh1(op): 2:20pm On Apr 21, 2009
something is not right here - why is it that the Nigerians who live outside Nigeria contribute and comment with so much venon in them whereas the contributions of Nigerians living in Nigeria are always subtle- the Nigerians in Nigeria always see things good about their country, they are more hopeful but the ones lost in the diaspora, speak with lost hope, their thinking is so rubbish and sickly that you often wonder if they ever see good food to eat - do they love Naija more than the people living in it or what is the matter? The frustration?

They are the ones who compare Nigeria with everywhere they have been, they are the ones who comes out first to rubbish anything planned, they are the ones who only see corruption, they are the ones who see failed facilities, they are the ones who knows when government policies will fail or work - they are the all knowing goons scattered and battered with frustrated life all over the globe.

They are the ones who curse the country, they are the ones who knows what is good, what is their problem, can they just shut up and let nigeria be?
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Cuts Salary Of Ministers, Himself, Etc By 20% by ilaugh1: 2:08pm On Apr 21, 2009
something is not right here - why is it that the Nigerians who live outside Nigeria contribute and comment with so much venon in them whereas the contributions of Nigerians living in Nigeria are always subtle- the Nigerians in Nigeria always see things good about their country, they are more hopeful but the ones lost in the diaspora, speak with lost hope, their thinking is so rubbish and sikly that you often wonder if they ever see good food to eat - do they leve Naija more than the people living in it or what is the matter? The frustration?
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:16am On Apr 21, 2009
@RichyBlack

No wonder you are in Somalia.

Who took your bread o - abeg, no extra tooth for sale on NairaLand - if you bark and loose you tooth, no one to help you o.

If you pack 10,000 Nigerian youths to other places like you said, in one year, that country would have been spoilt, go to South Africa, go to Ghana, your youths are the ones spoiling the place - what are you talking about?

Home is home? Nonsense talk! Man's home is the planet earth! Anywhere a man is on this planet is home. After all, many Nigerians are treated much better in places outside Nigeria than in their purported "home".

Hmmm - this statement can never be true even if you become president of your town.


All the things you said about Nigera happens in worse scales in other countries - you are simply barking without saying anything new.
Nairaland GeneralRe: American Tv Show Makes Fun Of Nigeria by ilaugh1: 10:09am On Apr 21, 2009
what the F is hulu -shove it down your arse boy.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 5:35pm On Apr 20, 2009
any woman who writes anything further on and about Anambra State on this thread has thus accepted my invitation to have my pen is, di ck, pric k inserted in their pus sy for public show here on NairaLand.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 3:02pm On Apr 20, 2009
I go slap all of una - dem tell you say this thread is for Anambra State?
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 11:21pm On Apr 19, 2009
ElRufai

Thanks very well.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:51pm On Apr 19, 2009
El Rufai

I have lost your point sir. You are in advertedly agreeing with me.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:43pm On Apr 19, 2009
El Rufai

I have always said it, the problem with Nigeria is with Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:41pm On Apr 19, 2009
Ikey


Only a slowpoke can say there are bot belly on Nigerian roads -it is called pot holes and not pot belly.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:33pm On Apr 19, 2009
ElRazur:
Once again you are missing the point.

You know, you really are displaying that Naija mentality I am talking about.

Nigeria have good things and good side, however the bad eggs spoils the good one is a popular saying.

Once again, I put this question to you - Do you really not see anything wrong with how Nigeria haven't progressed much in over 40years? Malaysia had their independence around the same time as us, yet they have done more than we can ever dream off. How come they can achieve this and we some how cant?
Exchange Nigerians with the citizens of those countries you mentioned, and see how those countries will turn for the worse in three months, and how Nigeria wll turn out for the good in exactly those three months.
CrimeRe: See Me See Trouble: What Is All This: With Pics by ilaugh1: 10:31pm On Apr 19, 2009
He did it because of the bad government that we have in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:28pm On Apr 19, 2009
ikeyman00:
i[b]-laugh[/b]

u got 24 hrs to withdraw that satement and appologies

slowpoke, dnt bring my family in here angry
Cool, then dont call me slowpoke, I am also a father to someone, and I also have families - do as you would be done by - edit your post and I will edit mine.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:26pm On Apr 19, 2009
ElRufai

And your point is? that Nigeria is all that bad? ok - noted. You have said, no good thing can ever come out of Nigeria - u r noted.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:17pm On Apr 19, 2009
Ikey

When your father was screwing your Mum - he said to her - this stupid man here wants some moronic pussy.

Ikey,

You have lots of issues - now you call holes on roads "pot belly" - if not that my small daughter said i shouldnt call you names, i will easily have said you are a buffon and a boffun, roads have pot holes and not pot belly holes. hahahahahaha. Sugomu.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really This Bad? by ilaugh1(op): 10:13pm On Apr 19, 2009
ElRufai

If it makes you happy, I have lived legally in the UK for close to seven years.

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