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This Gomes was a dud, how did he become so good?!

Almunia blows hot and cold all the time, its difficult to truly assess him

Super sub my foot!
Start Drogba Start Joe cole, bench nic and kalou.
Moreover A.cole is coming back against stoke

Well i guess i was lucky then!
I vex eh when the money came down from 29k to 19k in no time. I wan mad! even though no be my money lol
I sent out 10k in under 5 minutes, then when i was sure the stupid program they must have put out to search for 'defaulters' had ended i sent the money back!

Just back the damn coach. . .
He knows what he's doing

Le Sulk! Dont you just love him!

Blackburn all over again?

We should be 3 goals up in the first half. . .
But i fear anelka will be anonymous in his wide position
Its Chelsea and we ROCK!

@slap1
Please when did it vanish? Let me know if i'll transfer mine out sharp-sharp!

slap is telling the truth!!!
It happened to me!
It has stopped sha. Yesterday mtn had issues. . .if you load 100, you get an extra 400 totalling 500. 200 will give you 1000.
It started as far back as 5.15pm yesterday but i didnt realise until late at 10pm. I loaded cards till i had 3894 naira. But thats not the story.
The story is that when i heard mtn had found out and started clearing the money, i immediately switched off my phone and even removed the sim (mind you my number is 08039xx)!
When i switched it on this morning i could not believe what i saw!
It had moved one decimal point to the right and my money was now 38940.70! If i lie may God strike me dead as i type.
But trust mtn, dem no gree make i call or text or transfer. And they started clearing the money. It came down to 29k and then 19k and all of a sudden my phone started to work.
Come and see transfer!
1000 here, 1500 there.
But now i dont fear anymore because it has stabilized and i currently have 9kplus

Cos they're looking for a God-Fearing Husband

Mine was rather harsh but it taught me a valuable lesson: to always be prepared.
In SS2, There was this chic in my class, and this chic was B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L! My goodness!
To add to that she was very reserved and i like them like that. I was plotting to woo this girl, but man pickin no get liver. We crossed path on a number of occasions and each time i developed fever.
Then one day - a black day in my life's history - It was a free period and the class was rowdy. i was sitting at my desk when this chic came and sat by my side. I didnt know and i didnt hear her. Then she tapped me on the shoulder. When i turned and saw her i nearly fainted! Me and this chic have NEVER been this close not to talk of physical contact.
Then she asked me the weirdest, deadliest and unexpected question.
She asked me: "Do you like me?"
Just imagine that type of question. No fear, nothing.
The only thing that came out of mouth was: No. . .For what? And i answered it almost immediately.
She just looked at me for some seconds and then walked away.
I hated myself. I went home immediately, with 3 periods still left. I hated my whole household throughout that weekend like say na them cause am.
She is married now sha with one kid. Lucky husband, fuccked up me

The question should be:
"ladies why do you like guys staring lustfully at your body"
Daughters of eve, all of them.
I wonder why they do that? Surely it cant just be for the attention cos they already getting that from someone

Bodyguard!
Shiiiiiit!

Who the hell is that gigantic molecule lurking behind the president?

Help me with the research guys and stop whining. . .jeez

When a girl is ugly, yet loud/foulmouthed, then you know her greatest weapon is s:e:x
These two nairalanders:
Michelin89
Ayettymama
Have only helped buttress that point.

Another interesting observation i made is that girls dont usually upload a profile pic when they think they are ugly, but when one does, then they are desperate
Again:
Michelin89
Parislomo
Rokiatu

If a girl who initially uploaded a profile pic on nairaland later REMOVES it, She is no longer single and dont bother or waste time on her any longer:
Google
Patwhizkid
TheAmaka

If a girl without a profile pic for ages suddenly pops up with one, thats her best pic by a country mile and she may not look anything like that ever again so dont be fooled:
Mama-gee

Please guys help me create awareness by updating the lists above. Thank you

Contact lenses is a turn off

Its only natural.
Didnt you hear when their brain was analysed by a surgeon,
He found out nothing on the left was right, and nothing on the right was left

@OP
Wrong move, amico. . .Wrong move
They say what you dont know cant kill you
If you confess, expect if to come up in one of your quarrels. . .
IF she's a bad wife (assuming you're male), she'd make you feel guilty for the rest of your life

Cool.
When next you wipe your a-r-s-e after shitting, pass on the toilet paper so she wipes hers as well
No big deal