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ChizzyBuna:
You see attractive cashier in a super market. She flirt with you.
How will you collect her number?


How do i stylishly ask for her phone number without sounding like a creep

So, this is the SIMP that regularly attacks me? Zero confidence, zero game and zero conversation skill. Now I know why you're always jealous of me.

This one doesn't even know the difference between flirt and flirts and when to use them appropriately in a sentence.

If it's to chase your father out of the car or sleep with your cousin, you'll know it. Gen-Z b*stards with no respect and no balls.

Let me teach you.

Don't compliment her looks, she already knows she's beautiful. Look for something on her body and start a conversation with and the convo shouldn't last more than 1 minute.

You spotted a pair of beautiful earrings.

You: Are you sure you didn't steal those earrings from my younger sister? They're exactly the same.
She: Laughs and says no oo.
You: I'll confirm when I get home. So, which name do you prefer I call you?
She: Jessica
You: What about the one your mom usually calls you?
She: Chioma
You: Hmmm. People that answer Chioma are usually troublemakers.
She: No, I'm not o.
You: You'll have to prove that. What's your name on Facebook lemme search for it.
She: Chizzybaby J.
You: Okay o. I'll add you and send you a hi.
She: Okay
You: Here is my WhatsApp number. Save it with Buna and send me a hi so I can save yours.

The above is just a template, but you can start the convo with anything that stands out on her body apart from her beauty, ass or breast.

If you want to spend only 20 seconds in the conversation, say...

You: What will I buy in this shop that'll serve as your bride price?
She: Hahahaha

Be fun and playful, women don't bite.

If she's the playful type too, she'll list some items and you'll make fun of her or the items (I have a book on building contagious badass sense of humor), then say...

You: I gotta go, but you seem interesting. Let's continue the conversation some other time. Do you use MTN or Airtel?
She: MTN
You: Those criminals. Anyway, I'll manage till I build my own network.
She: Hahahaha

Hand her your phone to type it. Don't tell her to call her number. Open where she'll type the number and hand the f*cking phone to her. That's how bosses and bad boys with balls do.

As a man, you're the prize and the 🏆. As a Man Thinketh, So Is He.

You need to speak with some level of arrogance like Burna Boy. Any woman who doesn't like it should f*ck off. There are women in Churches praying to have a man, even if he's a cripple. You men just don't know your worth and don't know you're people's prayer points.

If you want to improve, read my book(s) on similar topics.

1. ChatDícted (for chatting) or
2. WooTalks (for approaching) or
3. FemaleSextapes (for keeping a conversation and never EVER lacking what to say with women and anyone).

Also, I know you're a minute man. Highest, 5 minutes, you're done or you abuse drugs just to last long. In my zone, we don't do drugs, we can knack forever and the solution is natural and permanent. I can show you around.

Read Lasticle and thank me for the rest of your jealous life. Use Google and get those books.

The best way to hide knowledge from a black man is to put it in a book. And the best way to get any women is to be an I-don't-care bad boy with balls, options and the ability to walk away with confidence if she misbehaves. No p*ssy worshiping or SIMPing.

StillDtruth:
You saw I said real eyeity but here you cutting it down to see one eyeity.

Then you pretend not to know what it is even after I have said it since?

Man, you love delusions and deceiving yourself, like a woman.

As I said, delusions are still not real eyeity. And that while you are deluding yourself, real eyeity is always there waiting for you to come back and face it. Or usually, while you are still living in delusions, real eyeity would kick you awake in your balls.

Denial is a save now, pay later scheme.” — Quote by Gavin de Becker

Are you sure you're okay? Nothing you post makes sense.

I was trying so hard to be polite, but it seems you dislike such.

The moment I saw rice and beans in your reply, I knew you were battling with hunger and it'll be tough to be articulate and stay on topic. My apologies for whatever you're going through. APC caused it.

It's reality that hunger made you to call real eyeity. You must be a kid.

You sound depressed and I can't relate. Do you need money for rice and beans?

StillDtruth:
That is part of talking and communication.

One talk on one topic can lead to another topic and the point was to point out that though delusions are a sweet way to relieve themselves people should remember that delusions are still not real eyeity.

And that while you are deluding yourself, real eyeity is always there waiting to for you.

You're battling something I can't solve. Out of alignment. What is even eyeity?

You don't need to reply, you've tried, but I couldn't comprehend you.

The only threat I take seriously is whoever takes action first then threaten to do more later.

If you must be a slave to the government, at least, it shouldn't be a corrupt government.

This is the life everyone should live, then master when to buy BTC at the bottom of bear market and sell at the top of the bull.

Save your money in cold wallet. Free yourself at least, 80% from the government. Inflation won't affect you.

Watch this short Instagram video.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFvJ2Azi_6R/?igsh=MWMxYW5kcnl5NXdmcA==

F*ck! Lost everything I typed. No undo. This hurts.

StillDtruth:
Indeed but you saw I pointed out that you are raising delusions. And then you tried defending asking me to "Point one thing in this world that isn't delusion"

And I answered laying down all these real eyes examples.

So, you caused us to move to this issue because of the question you asked.

You destroyed the argument by deviating into something that isn't related to the topic.

Since it's about suffering, I'll still prove to you that things are cheaper now or same price.

I'll compare the exchange rate at that time and the exchange rate now. All countries use Dollar's rate against their currency as benchmark, so we'll do that.

Typing...

StillDtruth:
No I did not.

Just say that you cannot deny these real eyeities.

The topic is about if not for this, that wouldn't have happened.

You came and said this is how delulu starts.

I said everything in life that isn't nature is delulu.

And I asked you to drop things about life around "if not for this, that" and I'll tell you how it's delulu.

You deviated from it and started listing the suffering and price hike in Nigeria.

By the way, if you make your money in Dollar, things are actually cheaper now or still the same price based on exchange rate.

StillDtruth:
A bag of rice is N90k.

Fuel is N865 (better than N1087 sha but I miss when full tank was just N7k and so one can run 170kph and when it finishes you buy N3k and you are ready to resume normal driving but now 😭😭😭)

Nepa is still not giving us light for up to 6hrs a day.

Half paint of beans is still N4k plus

1kilo of orobo chicken is still N4k plus.

2012 Sienna is N13m.

Looks like you've deviated from the conversation.

Smithwilliams826:
He has helped more people than you have ever did from childhood.

Ignore him. I have helped him financially more than 2 times and recharged his phone also more than two times. I ignored his recent begging and he has been abusing me for it. He has at least 10 different accounts. Even if you help him, he uses the money for betting. He feels too entitled.

He feels I don't have family problems or relations that need money. Charity begins at home.

StillDtruth:
This is how all delusions and self deceits started.

Point one thing in this world that isn't delusion and self deceit and I'll tell you how it's delusion and deceit. Excluding things that are of nature like plant, water, air, snow, animal and a few other.

PrinceofAgoAre:
But kidnapper do kill

That is when you insult or refused to cooperate during captive or your people refused to pay on time. Or the person who sent them actually wants you unalived, but they needed to extort money first before doing it.

I just have this feeling it's an empty threat as it has always been and will always be. Nigerian army will swing into action in 10 seconds. 80% of those cows are owned my officers and politicians.

This is like DeeWorm giving VDM 48 hours, else he'll do this and that and in a month later, no action.

Next

Another rule: It's better to regret missing a trade that doesn't meet your buying target than to regret entering at the wrong time and losing 50-70%.

So, always wait. Get busy with other things in life and distract yourself from being impatient until the day, month or year your target will be met and the opportunity comes to your doorstep.

Emmex45:
All this knowledge that you are posting is already a 500-page book on crypto-only o.
I wonder why you never launch book

You make more money when you offer almost everything for free and hide only 1%, which you'll sell to those who already love and are addicted to your free stuff.

That is just the simple way of wealth creation. When you're less eager for money, but entrenched in helping for free, you make more money.

PrinceofAgoAre:
Lol they'd make money by selling your body parts ...

I prefer them calling my people...

Then, it's not called kidnapping again, but ritual or organ harvesting.

Kidnappers don't want to kill, they just want money. People that kill are worse than kidnappers.

Simple task.

Verbtips:
please if the market reach the 10% pump,is there still potential that it will maintain the trend before dumping or we should trade against the Market whenever it reach the pre determine percentage,i.e 10% pump trade short, vice versa

Yes, it'll maintain it if it's a strong uptrend powered by great news at the right time. If it's a great news at the wrong time, it'll pump, then reverses, just like the one that happened after Trump made the crypto reserve announcement. Great news, but wrong time.

No, don't trade against the market, but if you notice signs of reversal and weakness after 10%, then cautiously trade against it while having backups in other exchanges or your sub-accounts should things go further than 10 or 15% to 24% in a day.

I bought Ethereum at 2.1k. I'll only buy it again when the first digit, 2, changes to 1. Therefore, I'll buy it again if it dumps to 1.5k or lower, which I doubt it will, but nothing is impossible.

shiffynaani:
sir if btc dump 10 percent, can we quickly buy altcoins like that?

Thanks

No o! Though, alts will pump after that, but few weeks or months later, they'll still dump lower than where you bought because the market isn't in alt season yet.

Alt season starts when Quantitative Tightening
(QT) stops and Quantitative Easing (QE) starts and that hasn't happened yet.

Whatever 30 to 200% pump you see alts do from now, it's temporary, so you better take profit and stay out for some weeks until another dump happens or until QE starts.

For those of us that trade both ways, we'll still make profit be it in a pump or dump.

The plan is to hit something I call The Wall of China, the yellow fence, which is at 72k (plus or minus). It might not happen today or even in few weeks of months' time, but surely there is 90% chance it'll happen before the real parabolic October to December pump will happen.

Look at the indicator below, the yellow arrow. Did you see the green line coming down, I used blue V shape to connect it. Yes, when that green line curves back up and starts going up, that is when to go all IN!!! in BTC. We'll not go below it this year except there is black swan.

iLegend 10 Over 10 BTC Trading Rule

If BTC hasn't pumped or dumped a minimum of 10% in SINGLE day, don't take any action.

Also, your action is dependent on the year we're in, in the 4 year cycle and the month / market sentiment at hand + fear and greed index.

If you can obey this rule, swing trading becomes a relief and you wouldn't trade as much as day traders, but you'll make more money than them.

In a year, only 30 days give us 80% of the profit (pumps or dumps). The rest is consolidation and ranging. These 30 days is from those 12 months. Each month contributes a day or two and a special month(s) contribute(s) a week or two.

Those days are the days you enter a trade or sell some or all of your holding as you await another 10% pump or dump.

If e no reach 10%, no put bodi, else you go regret am, guaranteed!

Don't forget, have backup money into at least 8 buys should black swan happens.

Chizillar1:
Does this rule applies to only btc. What of other crypto currencies?

BTC is the best indicator. I use it to know when it's right to buy alts. So, yes, it's only for BTC, but it oversees every coins.

Today, we saw a 10% dump in a day. I sold all my 100x short positions which I entered yesterday when we saw 10% dump today. What I'll do is, I'll enter a long position, but this doesn't mean the dump will end at 85k. The dump could head to 15% dump, then 24% in a day.

So, it's in 3 stages. 10%, 15% and the worst in a day, 24%, which will send it to 70 something thousands or worse, 69k.

cappucino925:
For some crazy reasons,I detest number 3

3. Hoarding wealth without giving back.

Who do you think is an example of this in Nigeria?

Dundalk:
Omo out of this 50 I hate almost 30+



Don't even know where to start sef..

:oj

As for non vanity I choose number 17.

Donating food to the hungry.

Not a bad choice, if you ask me. What would be your second and third?

From These 50 Non-Vanities, Which Would You Dedicate Your Life For?


50 Non-Vanities (Benefiting At Least 50 People)

1. Donating to charity.
2. Building a school in a poor area.
3. Funding scholarships for students.
4. Teaching valuable skills for free.
5. Volunteering at shelters.
6. Creating job opportunities.
7. Organizing community cleanups.
8. Offering free medical services.
9. Mentoring young entrepreneurs.
10. Building affordable housing.
11. Providing free financial education.
12. Supporting small businesses.
13. Sponsoring orphans.
14. Creating open-source software.
15. Writing educational books.
16. Investing in community projects.
17. Donating food to the hungry.
18. Providing clean water access.
19. Advocating for better healthcare.
20. Supporting mental health awareness.
21. Funding scientific research.
22. Sharing knowledge on social media.
23. Volunteering for disaster relief.
24. Donating blood.
25. Training underprivileged youths.
26. Creating free learning platforms.
27. Supporting renewable energy projects.
28. Hosting free workshops.
29. Advocating for human rights.
30. Promoting sustainable agriculture.
31. Speaking against social injustice.
32. Sponsoring free healthcare drives.
33. Encouraging ethical business practices.
34. Supporting local farmers.
35. Contributing to open-source projects.
36. Coaching sports teams for kids.
37. Organizing free mental health seminars.
38. Providing employment for ex-convicts.
39. Teaching financial literacy in poor areas.
40. Supporting climate change solutions.
41. Advocating for free speech.
42. Protecting endangered animals.
43. Promoting fair trade.
44. Writing free blogs to educate.
45. Supporting women’s empowerment.
46. Hosting free medical checkups.
47. Running a free library.
48. Supporting disabled individuals.
49. Creating awareness about cybersecurity.
50. Teaching conflict resolution.

From These 50 Vanities, Which Do You Hate The Most?

Using your analogy—that vanity is anything that benefits only oneself and not at least 50 people—here’s a categorized list:

50 Vanities (Self-Benefiting Only)

1. Buying an expensive sports car just to show off.
2. Spending hours in front of the mirror admiring yourself.
3. Hoarding wealth without giving back.
4. Building a mansion far bigger than necessary.
5. Wearing luxury brands just for status.
6. Taking selfies just for attention.
7. Collecting rare watches but never sharing their history.
8. Pursuing fame with no intent to help others.
9. Keeping all your knowledge to yourself.
10. Having plastic surgery just to boost personal ego.
11. Throwing an extravagant party only for yourself.
12. Buying excessive designer clothes you don’t wear.
13. Spending money on elite clubs just to be exclusive.
14. Posting flashy social media updates for validation.
15. Investing in personal aesthetics with no social impact.
16. Hoarding information others could benefit from.
17. Getting a PhD only for prestige, not to educate.
18. Overdecorating your house with gold and jewels.
19. Buying excessive land and leaving it undeveloped.
20. Building a private island no one else can visit.
21. Creating art but never sharing it.
22. Writing a book just to see your name in print.
23. Spending millions on a wedding just to outdo others.
24. Traveling solely for status, not experience.
25. Collecting exotic pets just for show.
26. Owning multiple luxury cars you barely use.
27. Investing in assets but never donating to charity.
28. Ignoring social issues because they don’t affect you.
29. Using exclusive VIP services to feel superior.
30. Being obsessed with personal fitness but never teaching others.
31. Buying private jets purely for status.
32. Purchasing art just to lock it away.
33. Spending thousands on a haircut no one else notices.
34. Owning expensive jewelry but never gifting any.
35. Going to expensive restaurants just to boast.
36. Flaunting wealth but never uplifting others.
37. Buying unnecessary technology upgrades to feel superior.
38. Taking luxury vacations without cultural engagement.
39. Having a collection of rare wines you don’t share.
40. Hiring a personal chef but never feeding the hungry.
41. Refusing to teach your skills to others.
42. Keeping generational wealth a secret from family.
43. Bragging about personal success but not mentoring.
44. Owning a yacht just for show, not experiences.
45. Spending more on appearance than personal growth.
46. Hoarding knowledge instead of spreading wisdom.
47. Avoiding social causes because they don’t benefit you.
48. Ignoring mentorship opportunities.
49. Living in excess while others suffer.
50. Seeking awards just for self-promotion.

I opened ChatGPT and asked.

"I feel vanity is anything you do that does not benefit others, at least 50 people in the end, but it's just for your own benefit. Using this analogy list 50 vanities. And 50 non-vanities."

So, it hit 10% plus pump in a day and I took action.

I would advise you to also read this post below and thank me later.

https://www.nairaland.com/8355786/3-buys-btc-bear-market