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Goodmarlian:I wanted to be harsh on you, but since you're trying relationship for this first time, I want you to learn it the hard way. |
The 10 Seconds Pickup Line You met her and gave her a compliment, but make sure it's not about her beauty or shape. It can be her cute smile, pointed nose, earring, hair, white teeth, perfume, etc. Here is an example. You: Your earrings are cute She: Thank you You: You don't need to thank me. I'll steal it before I leave and give it to my sister. She: Hahahaha. You're funny. You: Wait a minute, why is your lips looking at me like that? I hope you're not planning to bite me o? She: Laughs again and hits your shoulder or says you're funny. You: Anyway, I gotta go attend to something urgent. I'm Joe, and you are? She: I'm Annabel. You: Alright, Annabel. Instagram or Tiktok, which consumes your time the most? She: None, mostly Facebook. You: Okay, not bad. Gimme your FB name or lemme just get the WhatsApp so I can warn you on voice note to avoid using your cute lips to harass an innocent virgin like me. She: Hahahahahahahaha. Virgin keh. You: Then hand her your phone to type her number. The end. All it too is 10-50 seconds. When the chat starts, turn this innocent lips talk you had with her in person to funny sexual innuendos. This is to help you start the relationship on a sexual note. It's important. When she's getting so addicted to the chat, you stop replying for 2-3 days even if you come online. Why? You have better things to do. Go and exercise. A man shall not live by women alone. These are the types of conversations that make women attracted to men faster. Her age, beauty, social class or academic qualifications don't matter. Dumb people will say, "This won't work on classy high class girls." Ignore such people, they're dumb SIMPs for a reason. They think dealing with women, be her smart or not involves logic. No, it's emotions, humor and mystery. Bonus: You met a woman and she's frowning or looking sad where she's seated. You walk up to her and say: You: When you frown, you look like the richest woman in the world. She: She'll hesitantly smile or laugh You: But, let's be honest, are you a billionaire? She: No You: Now I see why you were looking sad. Your classmates are all billionaires except you. You: I only talk to women that are billionaires like my mother She: Hahahahaha You: Anyway, I love your smiles. My name is...and you? For more, read read the book ChatDìcted and thank me later. Warning: Pickup line isn't really the way to go, but it's good to have 1 or 2 that always work. Yes, I know there is a group of people that all they know is to scream "Go and make money and you'll get any girl." After you've made money, what do you need girls for? Being good with women doesn't stop you from making money, dumbass. This skill won't help you with just women, but conversation in general and this is a life skill all men need. A SIMP with money is among the idiots destroying the society and morality of our women. Any little thing, they want to prove their love by spending on women, especially ones they're not even married to. |
As someone who has lived these two lifestyles, the one you called lonely is the better option. I don't see it as being lonely. I have only been alone to improve myself. And I'm too picky with who comes around. I have only had 1 male friend all my life—the rest are women. I prefer being alone or with a playful dog more than with people, who'll end up becoming gossips or betrayers. If you're a woman, come, spend some days, give me all the sex and go back, when I'm in the mood, I'll chat you up or someone else to come over. I saw a poll on YouTube yesterday and guess what I chose? Not speaking to humans. I prefer to be called arrogant than ungrateful. So, I'm scared of people being around me and accidentally end up doing me lots of favors and when it's their turn, I couldn't turn up. Which in truth, I hate to turn up — I'd rather be at home practising something or exercising than attending naming ceremony, child dedication, wedding (that'll soon crash), graduation (that a YouTuber will still be richer than you), burial, rallies, etc. So, the reason I hate to mingle is because I don't have time to attend all the silly and stupid invitations, especially birthdays and child dedications. You born Jesus? ![]()
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Crypto: How to Know BTC Market Top and Market Bottom I'll make this post concise and straight to the point. BTC has something called the 4 year cycle. 2.5 to 3 years of bull and 1 to 1.5 year of bear market. I assume you're a newbie. Bull market or bull run is when BTC goes up while bear market is when it goes down. Since it takes 4 years for a cycle to be over, I gave a name to each of those 4 years. Re-Se-Bu-Bum, which stands for Relax year, Sell year, Buy year, and Buy-More year. Relax and Buy year have two things in common. The last 2 digits is divisible by 2. Example: 2012. 12 is the last 2 digits and it's divisible by 2. This means it's either a relax year or a buy year. If it's not divisible by 2, it's either a sell year or a buy-more year like 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2023, 2025, etc. 4 YEAR CYCLE 1. 2012 - 2015 Cycle 1 (2012 = Relax. 2013 = Sell. 2014 = Buy. 2015 = Buy more if necessary crash) 2. 2016 - 2019 Cycle 2 (2016 = Relax. 2017 = Sell. 2018 = Buy. 2019 = Buy more if necessary crash) 3. 2020 - 2023 Cycle 3 (2020 = Relax. 2021 = Sell. 2022 = Buy. 2023 = Buy more if necessary crash) 4. 2024 - 2027 Cycle 4 (2024 = Relax. 2025 = Sell. 2026 = Buy. 2027 = Buy more if necessary crash) 5. 2028 - 2031 Cycle 5 (2028 = Relax. 2029 = Sell. 2030 = Buy. 2031 = Buy more if necessary crash) And so on. I hope you get the point and if yes, let's move on to the main meat of this topic. To know the top, you need TradingView and two important indicators. Indicator 1: 1. DCA: Price + Realized Price Log Regression Curves by Jay_DCA Indicator 2: Tillson T3 Moving Average by ceyhun Bonus alternative to indicator 1: Bitcoin Logarithmic Growth Curves (Gab's Crypto) by Baltristangabriel Indicator Use those two indicators in 1 week timeframe. For the second indicator, go to settings and click on Tillson T3-20 (to activate the blue line). Here is how to use the two to know the top or bottom of market. Typing...
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I trust Nigerians. They'll adapt. It's just a matter of two months later. |
I trust Nigerians. They'll adapt. It's just a matter of two months later. |
EmperorCaesar:The day you realize even if a woman is cheating with a mad man who hasn't showered for 12 months, she does it skin to skin is the day you'll take them seriously with infidelity. If a man ignores, just to prove he doesn't care or he's an alpha, not a SIMP, he should be ready to spend a lot treating infections, curable and incurable ones. Condom isn't 100% safe either. One day, she'll tell you to remove it that she isn't feeling it and you will. So, knowing about her secret moves matter, at least, for the sake of your health. |
FitCorper:Abobby, wedah you? |
The Only Advice I Can Give Men In Relationships About Women Try to be the commotion in the house and always eager to leave and start a new life because you've made money and have it in abundance digitally, physically, and in the bank.If you refuse to cause the commotion, she'll start it first and make your life miserable. Tuface and Ned Woko are prime examples of this post. If you can combine the characteristics of these two people, you've won. |
I didn't read everything, but that 20% should have a duration. |
Revealpanda:I'll be so happy the day I'll finally get to 40. From the bitterness of your speech, you can't even get to 30 or 25 before frustration or depression takes you. It's too obvious, Kid. Even single mothers can raise better kids. When you tell all these men not to dump their bastards in IDP camp, they'll think we hate them. Look at the end product. I won't reply you again. |
Revealpanda:Sensible men or real bad boys go into relationship with their dicks, not heart. You're still a kid. |
UHLmoving:Bill Gate, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, you didn't say anything. Do you know the number of women Elon and Jeff knack? |
pimplucious:Yes, QT at the moment. |
kellybently:Let me pretend as if I understood what you said. |
pimplucious:In Crypto, what is QE and QT in relation to BTC and other coins. Explain in detail as if I'm a 6 year old. Answer: Alright, imagine you have a magic money tap in a big garden where all the kids play. Now, if you turn on this magic tap, money flows out. If you turn it off, the flow stops. This is a lot like what happens with "QE" (Quantitative Easing) and "QT" (Quantitative Tightening) in the world of money. Here’s how it works: QE (Quantitative Easing) – Turning on the Magic Money Tap When there’s QE, it’s like turning on that magic tap and letting a lot of money flow into the garden. In real life, it means the government or central bank (like a big boss of money) is making more money available for everyone to use. They do this to help people buy more things and keep the economy happy. In the crypto world, when there's more money flowing around (like through QE), people often feel richer and buy more Bitcoin (BTC) or other coins. This can make the prices of BTC and other coins go up because lots of people want to buy them with the new money they have. QT (Quantitative Tightening) – Turning off the Magic Money Tap Now, QT is like when the magic money tap gets turned off. This means the government or central bank is making it harder for people to get money. They do this if they think there’s too much money flowing around, which might make things too expensive (like when all toys at the store get way more costly because everyone has so much money to spend). When QT happens, people have less money to spend, and they might sell some of their BTC or other coins to get money back. This can cause the prices of these coins to go down because fewer people are buying them. How QE and QT Affect BTC and Other Coins So, when QE happens (more money flow), people often buy more BTC and other coins, which pushes prices up. But when QT happens (less money flow), people often buy less or sell, which can push prices down. In short: QE = Money flows in, prices might go up. QT = Money flows out, prices might go down. Just like a magic tap! |
pimplucious:Surely, you will, but knowing about the 4 year cycle, BTC dom, QE/QT would've helped you be in profit by now by sticking with BTC and top 10 only till QE starts. |
Fed nears QT crossroads as 'excess liquidity' evaporates A lot of you have lost 50 to 80% of whatever you invested in crypto since 2023, especially coins that are below top 10. Why? You didn't pay attention to BTC dominance and you don't know the difference between BTC dominance Season in a bull run and Altcoin Season in a bull run. Neither do you fully understand the 4 year cycle or even the meaning and effect of quantitative easing and quantitative tightening in crypto. Anyway, today, I just read from a reliable source that QT will stop in June. And what does that mean? It means BTC dominance will also stop in June, 2025 (for altseason to start) and when this happens, a few weeks later, QE (quantitative easing) will start. QT stoping stops BTC dominance. QE starting starts Altseason. See the image below to see their projection of when QT will stop and I believe them, but it might come earlier. Does this mean from now till June, altcoins won't pump? Of course, they will, but whenever BTC sneezes and loses 10-12% in a day, all the alt's profits will be lost, including some percentage of your main capital because it's not yet its season to fully shine. This is why you must take profits whenever your alts pump because by June, you'll lose all the profits (in an unexpected capitulation) before the main altseason starts and by then, you're already frustrated and have given up on crypto while labelling it a scam. https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/fed-nears-qt-crossroads-excess-liquidity-evaporates-mcgeever-2025-02-07/
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zikter:When you do something you're passionate about, you're not working. Even if you don't get money from it, you'll still want to do it. Messi has never worked. Even if he doesn't get paid, he'd still want to play so people can watch him. Work is when you do something you don't like because money is involved. For me, things I do are things I'll still do even when money is no longer involved. So, I don't work — I enjoy my passion and get paid for it from home. A hookup girl isn't working. Take away the money she makes from it and watch how she'll still sleep around with multiple men for free. For that man in that car, if you remove salary, he's going to quit. That, to me is work. |
Benniemannz:As in eh. Sadly, most people prefer it since it makes them feel rich, busy and get called "working class." |
I don't know if he's saying the truth. If yes, do you love this lifestyle? Isn't it better to become a farmer? In the comment section, suggest what people can do to escape this slavery. To me, I suggest farming. What about you? At the end of the day, the people making the money are the owners of refineries, filling stations, mechanics that fix your car, food vendors — if you eat out and the company you work for. You're just a slave revolving in circle with fake smiles and ironed clothes. Please, find a way to escape this if you truly want happiness. Your suggestions on escaping it is needed. For me, I have never worked and never will. This thread is to gather ideas for those in this situation.
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faithfull18:She is the one running away from audit. She wants all her royalties, which she has forcefully taken via EFCC's help. Now, she wants her music catalog, which she hasn't taken. It seems her husband told her the contract is bullshit and she should take everything and stand on her own. She was accused of doing paid shows privately, which is against the contract and she agreed and said she made only $3,000+ and has refunded the money. Now, Eze wants total audit on his side and Mercy's side, but she refused and wants nothing but her catalog. Despite this, you'll still support her because your gender judge based on love and who they're emotionally attached to. |
Bahamas95:😂 But whatever strictness it takes to protect where you call home, I think it's necessary. |
This is disheartening. |
If you see my 3 monikers at the same time, just know I was trying to be helpful to the community as usual. I have never asked for a dime even when my posts are worth charging for and that should the the core of this communication. Sharing for free without boundaries. I have never been in a room where all the men loved me, the women do, but the men? Never! And I don't want such either. It doesn't matter how kind and helpful I am. There is just something they hate about me. Even in my silence, they fight me. This has been my life. Men hate me easily and I know why. The tussle for dominance! I fill that position effortlessly, so most get upset and it's understandable — we are a competitive gender. But the gay ones love approaching me even though they're nervous when they start speaking. One day I go kpai one of them sha. I don't roll like that. I logged in the first account and made a wonderful post, but some keywords I suspected triggered the bot to ban me. Since the post is important, I quickly changed those words, logged in my second account and got banned again. I guess the culprit keyword is still there. I jumped in on JoeClef to post, but this time. Someone saw the 3 monikers and captured them. Yes, they are mine and I always don't hide them. They're there because I was eagerly trying to contribute to the community after being banned consecutively. Was it 2022? Some people said iLegend can't do without Nairaland. I went offline for 1 full year. Guess what? I came back a year later and saw lots of threads created on my name saying appreciative words and even the ones that abused me the most were part of them. Haha. Sometimes, distance is all you need to get your flowers. I need no flowers—I got enough already, I'm just narrating my experience with humans and their psychological makeup. Anyway, I have realized I'm too assertive and domineering, so I need to go on a break and let others breathe and assume the position. Make e no come look like say na only me smart. I'll be on Nairaland reading news and commenting on other topics, if I like them, but I'll only come back here on the 20th of October. There is a moniker called Uptober, it's not mine. It's so sad the owner spells and punctuates so well. I saw where be was attacked because they thought it's me and the guyman start to dey cry. Make una leave am. You go collect name wey go put you for trouble. Better deactivate it and create a new one or face the consequences in peace. So, I'll be off for some months. If I can do 1 year even when Nairaland was the most addictive to me then, what is a few months? I'm not happy I'm leaving because I have a lot to share, trust me, but distance can do miracles and repair bridges. I hand this thread to Alexa58, the great. I urge you to bring unity and peace and please, endeavour to deliver lectures regularly. The aim is to help, not to extort. To Graceglory and every great person here, one love. October 20th is the return. Let me go re-activate my WhatsApp. I pray the first message I read isn't billing. I know it's surely billing. From frying pan to fire. ![]() Even in my absence, my shadow remains. Every moniker that comments will be tagged as my alternate. You mean I have such time? Damn! Oh, yes I do, but I spend it wisely. Currently developing some things with AI as I broaden my horizon with AI and farming. Already finished my volume research and the outcome is a banger. Peace and please, stay focused and you'll reap the fruit at last. Money is a spirit. Don't rush it, else it'll run. When you have it, don't get too excited—it'll lead you to lots of mistakes. "The Market Rewards the Specialist." Lemme go waste 1-2 hours on intellectual Tiktok or YouTube videos and some comedies.
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Master the game, suck their blood. Be a specialist at whatever you choose and build strategies that'll defend you when there is disaster. I learned a lot during a cult crisis in my place. Rich men were being killed, kidnapped, etc. Most of them sold their houses and ran. The cult boys were killing one another and lots of innocent people too. Later, I realized politicians were the ones sponsoring these things so that people will sell their properties cheaply and run. And it worked. Today, I always save for all manners of crisis because because everything is always under discount. I'm patient enough. Ever since I started crypto, half a decade+ I have never gone 3 days without research. There are things I know and if I try to teach you, it'll be too much Cho Cho Cho, but they're things that'll wow you. I have received way too much insult here just because I want to help, so I need to learn to pipe low and be a little selfish. Is the dump over? I don't care — I have multiple exchanges loaded and waiting for the worst. A man should learn to plan and should never attach emotions to both money and women. If you can do this, you've already made it. This is one account out of many. I diversify like a mad man and truly, I'm mad. I trust myself with money — but not exchanges, hence I put my eggs in trillions of baskets and some in cold baskets. I'm a BTC specialist and sometimes top 10 coins like ETH, Sol, etc. (GLE-BOSS) and other times, memes and controversial coins (only when QE has started). Always wanting me to show my screen, right? If I do, you'll still be the one to call me arrogant and a show off or you'll say, "Mtchew, this small thing, so so and so does bigger numbers." I know and that's why I don't like to show. Broke people like us need to be humble. I'm not rich. I'm just an ordinary person like everyone else. My destination is wealth, not riches and wealth are not meant to be flaunted, but for peace to reign, I'll show my today's trade without blurring even though I owe no one such. I haven't slept for days and my brain is doing me somehow, so it's time to go to bed. If I die in my sleep, you guys should know I love you all and the banters are just for fun. You're all amazing and please, control your emotions and you'll surely make it in this industry —whatever you lose today, you shall make them back in due time. 💕 Bye Joe Clef, AKA iLegend.
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I'm more prepared for disaster than good days. Do the same and thank me later. I love watching this kind of video after a crash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAWSS6VBnTE?si=_aC6l5y55kx44g3H Stay strong everyone — loss is the school fees you pay to get better and emotionally stronger. |
Why did I buy at 93k? 4, out of my 6 rigid bull market rules were a yes today. 1. Only take the market seriously when BTC dumps or pumps at least 10% in a single day. We hit 9.8%, which is approximately 10%. 2. Buy only when there is 5 green day or extended 5 green day. And it happened today. 3. Buy only when the weekly candle touches or goes through The Wall of Jericho and it did today. 4. Buy only when your 10 indicator in 1 channel prints at least a purple and buy more when the two middle ones print red. And the purple one printed, but not the red ones, hence, it's still valid. So, these are the reasons I bought. Will it go down further to The Wall of China? It's 50/50. Let's experience some pumps first for some weeks. When will I sell? I have rules for those too, but one step at a time. Remember, fear no dump except it happens after the 20th of October in sell year. |
Talking about The Wall of Jericho, it's just me using two Heikin Ashi walls and each serves a purpose and helps you buy at the right time while factoring in disasters, including black swan. If you look at those yellow 🟡 dots on both walls, you'll know those are the right places to enter long positions. Whoever buys there will have zero regrets. It even works better in bear market. With this, you trade less, panic less and make more money. The reason you no longer see most of the gurus post are 1. They have built systems that make them trade less 2. They no longer have time to be abused by newbies or unsuccessful people 3. They don't intend to sell any course or make you join any group For me, I intend to publish the best book series in crypto, hence I'm still here. When I'm done with it, you know the rest. My next post will be the difference between both walls and how I use them differently and their effectiveness.
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I have a feeling people don't know how POWERFUL this info is. They just don't know and I won't force them to. This practically erased desperation and gave me confidence and patience, in exchange. Adding The Wall of China or better, The Wall of Jericho to it, you'll become a stoic and dumps or pumps won't move you because it's either your target or nothing and 90% of the time, your target will definitely come. iLegendd: |
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