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eazzzy1:
She’s not willing to escape. The man booking a room for both of them has a level of confidence and certainty that she’s down for same. If she’s on her period, is her mouth bleeding too? She gon Lon.

She just called now that he went outside to make a call, so she used the opportunity to call me.

She has managed to talk him out by brining her boyfriend into the conversation, but 4-5 AM is the time women find it hard to say no to dick.

It's a 50/50 thing for me. Judging by the new her, she'll survive, but the old her, no, she'll spread just to keep her job.

It's about to rain. This girl might succumb if the pastor adds some pressure. Fake pastors everywhere.

If she refuses, she'll lose the job. Mehn, so these are the things women go through to make it?

illicit:
Give me her number...

Her Opay?

The summary is, nothing is free — even the most responsible married pastor wants you to spread legs. I pity these women who think pastors are holy. The more responsible, young and innocent the pastor is, the more he's a womanizer. Fact!

If you're in her shoe, how will you escape this or will you give in?

Do You Think He Is Going To Sleep With Her Tonight?

If you're in her shoe, how will you escape this or will you give in?

I have a female friend I've known since 2019. Yeah, we've crossed the red line a million times.

But since she noticed I wasn't too serious with commitment, I told her to get a boyfriend.

She got one, and today they are happy. They love each other.

He buys her things a lot and all that. They spent last Valentine’s together.

She quit her new teaching job, which she had just started a week ago, because she got a new job through her man again.

At this new, well-paying job, the CEO upgraded her to manager after she passed the interview.

The boss, before Valentine's Day, gave her an envelope with some money.

Someone who hadn't even started working is already getting an envelope from her boss after he took her out to buy some equipment for the company. Maybe he felt she deserved a thank-you for her effort.

When she showed me the money, I laughed and told her he’d ask for sex soon—he has started paying in advance.

She said no, that he’s a responsible-looking pastor, married with two kids, so she doesn’t think in that direction.

He even gave me his ATM card because he, one of our colleagues, and I will be going to Aba to buy plain T-shirts that will be customized for workers and other things. He said I'll handle payments and others.

She seemed so excited as she shared what happened, saying, "If a job is this sweet, everyone would be so happy."

She even started fantasizing about the car she'll buy soon.

A pastor? Hmm. I knew men are no longer stupid. When they spend, they want a payback. Nothing is free. Whoever gives for free is pretending.

So today, since she stays with me at times—my house is close to her brother’s place—her boyfriend always thinks she lives with her brother. No more sex since she came.

We're just friends now. I want her to stay faithful, and she has been trying. She has also taken Church and prayer seriously. No that I don't know what women are capable of, but I wanted her to trying faithfulness and resisting the urge to succumb to a man's advances.

Today, they went to Aba to buy those things, and below is our chat.

1 week, express.

squash47:
Who needs a pickup line for girls that are hungry ? Na pickup line Dem go chop ?

Yeah, in Nigeria, it's no longer needed since most girls are hungry, but it's part of communication skill and humor and they're important to men.

Goodmarlian:
I think this girl will be very manipulative,we just dated for months met her in January, I have not forgiven her yet but I will eventually forgive but if she tries it again I have vowed to end the relationship.

I wanted to be harsh on you, but since you're trying relationship for this first time, I want you to learn it the hard way.

The 10 Seconds Pickup Line

You met her and gave her a compliment, but make sure it's not about her beauty or shape. It can be her cute smile, pointed nose, earring, hair, white teeth, perfume, etc.

Here is an example.

You: Your earrings are cute

She: Thank you

You: You don't need to thank me. I'll steal it before I leave and give it to my sister.

She: Hahahaha. You're funny.

You: Wait a minute, why is your lips looking at me like that? I hope you're not planning to bite me o?

She: Laughs again and hits your shoulder or says you're funny.

You: Anyway, I gotta go attend to something urgent. I'm Joe, and you are?

She: I'm Annabel.

You: Alright, Annabel. Instagram or Tiktok, which consumes your time the most?

She: None, mostly Facebook.

You: Okay, not bad. Gimme your FB name or lemme just get the WhatsApp so I can warn you on voice note to avoid using your cute lips to harass an innocent virgin like me.

She: Hahahahahahahaha. Virgin keh.

You: Then hand her your phone to type her number.

The end.

All it too is 10-50 seconds.

When the chat starts, turn this innocent lips talk you had with her in person to funny sexual innuendos. This is to help you start the relationship on a sexual note. It's important.

When she's getting so addicted to the chat, you stop replying for 2-3 days even if you come online. Why? You have better things to do. Go and exercise. A man shall not live by women alone.

These are the types of conversations that make women attracted to men faster. Her age, beauty, social class or academic qualifications don't matter.

Dumb people will say, "This won't work on classy high class girls." Ignore such people, they're dumb SIMPs for a reason.

They think dealing with women, be her smart or not involves logic. No, it's emotions, humor and mystery.

Bonus:

You met a woman and she's frowning or looking sad where she's seated. You walk up to her and say:

You: When you frown, you look like the richest woman in the world.
She: She'll hesitantly smile or laugh
You: But, let's be honest, are you a billionaire?
She: No
You: Now I see why you were looking sad. Your classmates are all billionaires except you.
You: I only talk to women that are billionaires like my mother
She: Hahahahaha
You: Anyway, I love your smiles. My name is...and you?

For more, read read the book ChatDìcted and thank me later.

Warning: Pickup line isn't really the way to go, but it's good to have 1 or 2 that always work.

Yes, I know there is a group of people that all they know is to scream "Go and make money and you'll get any girl."

After you've made money, what do you need girls for?

Being good with women doesn't stop you from making money, dumbass. This skill won't help you with just women, but conversation in general and this is a life skill all men need.

A SIMP with money is among the idiots destroying the society and morality of our women. Any little thing, they want to prove their love by spending on women, especially ones they're not even married to.

As someone who has lived these two lifestyles, the one you called lonely is the better option.

I don't see it as being lonely. I have only been alone to improve myself. And I'm too picky with who comes around. I have only had 1 male friend all my life—the rest are women. I prefer being alone or with a playful dog more than with people, who'll end up becoming gossips or betrayers.

If you're a woman, come, spend some days, give me all the sex and go back, when I'm in the mood, I'll chat you up or someone else to come over.

I saw a poll on YouTube yesterday and guess what I chose? Not speaking to humans.

I prefer to be called arrogant than ungrateful. So, I'm scared of people being around me and accidentally end up doing me lots of favors and when it's their turn, I couldn't turn up.

Which in truth, I hate to turn up — I'd rather be at home practising something or exercising than attending naming ceremony, child dedication, wedding (that'll soon crash), graduation (that a YouTuber will still be richer than you), burial, rallies, etc.

So, the reason I hate to mingle is because I don't have time to attend all the silly and stupid invitations, especially birthdays and child dedications. You born Jesus?

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Crypto: How to Know BTC Market Top and Market Bottom

I'll make this post concise and straight to the point.

BTC has something called the 4 year cycle. 2.5 to 3 years of bull and 1 to 1.5 year of bear market.

I assume you're a newbie. Bull market or bull run is when BTC goes up while bear market is when it goes down.

Since it takes 4 years for a cycle to be over, I gave a name to each of those 4 years. Re-Se-Bu-Bum, which stands for Relax year, Sell year, Buy year, and Buy-More year.

Relax and Buy year have two things in common. The last 2 digits is divisible by 2. Example: 2012. 12 is the last 2 digits and it's divisible by 2. This means it's either a relax year or a buy year.

If it's not divisible by 2, it's either a sell year or a buy-more year like 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2023, 2025, etc.

4 YEAR CYCLE

1. 2012 - 2015 Cycle 1 (2012 = Relax. 2013 = Sell. 2014 = Buy. 2015 = Buy more if necessary crash)

2. 2016 - 2019 Cycle 2 (2016 = Relax. 2017 = Sell. 2018 = Buy. 2019 = Buy more if necessary crash)

3. 2020 - 2023 Cycle 3 (2020 = Relax. 2021 = Sell. 2022 = Buy. 2023 = Buy more if necessary crash)

4. 2024 - 2027 Cycle 4 (2024 = Relax. 2025 = Sell. 2026 = Buy. 2027 = Buy more if necessary crash)

5. 2028 - 2031 Cycle 5 (2028 = Relax. 2029 = Sell. 2030 = Buy. 2031 = Buy more if necessary crash)

And so on. I hope you get the point and if yes, let's move on to the main meat of this topic.

To know the top, you need TradingView and two important indicators.

Indicator 1: 1. DCA: Price + Realized Price Log Regression Curves by Jay_DCA

Indicator 2: Tillson T3 Moving Average by ceyhun

Bonus alternative to indicator 1: Bitcoin Logarithmic Growth Curves (Gab's Crypto) by Baltristangabriel

Indicator

Use those two indicators in 1 week timeframe.

For the second indicator, go to settings and click on Tillson T3-20 (to activate the blue line).

Here is how to use the two to know the top or bottom of market.

Typing...

I trust Nigerians. They'll adapt. It's just a matter of two months later.

I trust Nigerians. They'll adapt. It's just a matter of two months later.

EmperorCaesar:
Be chaotic like Darwin Nunez

I'm cool with other parts of your write-up except the part where you keep hammering on her 'd1ck adventures and doing things to prevent her from exploring this route"

I honestly will never do a thing to stop anyone from cheating. If the answer to any of our issues is infidelity on your part, then our union is automatically unsalvageable.

The day you realize even if a woman is cheating with a mad man who hasn't showered for 12 months, she does it skin to skin is the day you'll take them seriously with infidelity.

If a man ignores, just to prove he doesn't care or he's an alpha, not a SIMP, he should be ready to spend a lot treating infections, curable and incurable ones.

Condom isn't 100% safe either. One day, she'll tell you to remove it that she isn't feeling it and you will.

So, knowing about her secret moves matter, at least, for the sake of your health.

FitCorper:
Rugged you

Abobby, wedah you?

The Only Advice I Can Give Men In Relationships About Women

Try to be the commotion in the house and always eager to leave and start a new life because you've made money and have it in abundance digitally, physically, and in the bank.

Put her in a position where, every morning and evening, she's praying to God to change you into a better man.

If you become a better man without her struggling for it, fighting, praying, crying, begging, going to church to cry to God, etc., you'll realize you've made her way too comfortable and she'll punish you for it.

If you find yourself in this position, you've won the dating or marriage battle.

Women love to work for whatever they get, but our ego as men, foisted on us by white men, made us assume the provider seat.

In the olden days, an African man's job was to protect, hunt for meat and lead, while a woman's job was to provide food.

All your wives and children would farm and provide what you, the king of the house, would eat. When you arrive home, they would take the bushmeat or fish you brought, cook it well, and add it to the food (which they harvested from their farms).

They would serve you multiple meals that you can't even finish. You didn't give them money to buy garri, rice, yams, tomatoes, etc., they produced them all themselves.

Sadly, the white man came and changed it. They added, "Provide for her, worship her, if she slaps you, don't slap back else you're an abusive man, suck her p*ssy, etc." All these things is to make you a SIMP and make her a lazy housewife. It's manipulation because there is a business aspect to it for them.

The 21st-century African woman loves this ideology because it makes her feel free and empowered and nothing more. She doesn't know whatever the white man promotes has a hidden agenda to either enrich themselves or destroy the world.

Unfortunately, when you offer her this white man's ideology, she eventually gets bored at last after enjoying it for years in the relationship or marriage and starts to notice that the SIMPing doesn't match her innate, natural longing, the one nature gave her at birth.

Whatever she responds to now is programming, not her true female nature. In the end, she goes back hunting for men with the old-school African traits and ends up cheating on you with them despite the fact that you're richer.

Good things you didn't work for are boring because they seem way too easy.

Take Davido, for example. As a kid, he ate three square meals, and most times, he probably didn't even finish his chicken and fried rice. (A whole fried rice o! Damn!!!)

Now, another person, also named David, born on the same day as Davido but into a struggling home, would never dare waste fried rice, let alone chicken. What's the difference? One got it easily and the other David tasted it for the first time in 3 months.

This is exactly how women work. To keep a woman, she must not have everything she wants. If you don't want her to work because she has an 80% chances of cheating at her workplace with her boss or one of her fine or bad-boy colleagues, then own a big compound with large free land for farming and hand it over to her.

Let her know that 80% of the food consumed in the house must be cultivated on that land. That is her office for life.

If she proves stubborn and insists on being a career woman, then let that career be work-from-home type, else, let her go and just be her bestie and get a new woman who obeys your rules. Most besties always f*ck, so you didn't lose anything. Afterall you didn't even invest emotions in the first place.

She'll go back to the streets, thinking the grass is greener on the other side, jumping from one bed to another, searching for a new man. Maybe multiple d*cks adventures is what she's been craving and now she finally got it. She belongs to the streets. She can only lead a SIMP, not you.

Now, about you, the man, being the commotion in the house, you MUST do it to be able to have the upper hand. If she does it before you, she'll lose attraction for you because you failed to bring the drama that stimulates her feminine craving for tears, conflict, reconciliation, and then animalistic sex when the drama is over.


This is what she wants. And failure to provide it, no matter how rich, tall, muscular, funny, or handsome you are, will make you boring to her.

Where is the drama? You think humor is all she wants? Without drama, even your sense of humor will soon become irritating, annoying and unfunny to her.

In summary: Always be the one causing the trouble and always be the one more than ready to walk away and start a new life with a new woman.

This is why you should never fall in love, only fall "in-like" because if you do, you won't be able to pull it off since you'll be too emotionally attached.

Real men are never attached to women, properties or money — only their peace of mind, respect and food to eat matter.

And to maintain it, you must be the king of commotion with money, fully capable of being alone. When you die, which you surely will, you'll still end up being buried alone.

So, be a man who can survive alone, without love or favors from anyone, especially women.

When you attain this level, you've conquered women and life. This doesn't mean she won't cheat on you (a whóre is a whóre), but at least, you've conquered life and its emotional baggages.

If you refuse to cause the commotion, she'll start it first and make your life miserable.

Tuface and Ned Woko are prime examples of this post. If you can combine the characteristics of these two people, you've won.

I didn't read everything, but that 20% should have a duration.

Revealpanda:
Imagine the rubbish coming out the mouth of an adult

You're a finished man.

Foool at 40

I'll be so happy the day I'll finally get to 40.

From the bitterness of your speech, you can't even get to 30 or 25 before frustration or depression takes you. It's too obvious, Kid.

Even single mothers can raise better kids. When you tell all these men not to dump their bastards in IDP camp, they'll think we hate them. Look at the end product.

I won't reply you again.

Revealpanda:
A very foooolish man

This one go finally pieces him heart

Sensible men or real bad boys go into relationship with their dicks, not heart. You're still a kid.

UHLmoving:
At his age and level, he's still following woman up and down?

Bill Gate, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, you didn't say anything. Do you know the number of women Elon and Jeff knack?

pimplucious:
So basically we are in QT cycle at the moment, I guess?

Yes, QT at the moment.

kellybently:
Goto features and sell 10 diffrent coin with 10% stop lost, no take profit allow it to run till june

Let me pretend as if I understood what you said.

pimplucious:
I’m just hearing about QE/QT for the first time but yes I realized sticking with BTC and other top project would have been better off instead of buy alts too early.

Meanwhile, can you shed more lights on QE QT? I’m going to read more on it.

In Crypto, what is QE and QT in relation to BTC and other coins. Explain in detail as if I'm a 6 year old.

Answer:

Alright, imagine you have a magic money tap in a big garden where all the kids play. Now, if you turn on this magic tap, money flows out. If you turn it off, the flow stops.

This is a lot like what happens with "QE" (Quantitative Easing) and "QT" (Quantitative Tightening) in the world of money. Here’s how it works:

QE (Quantitative Easing) – Turning on the Magic Money Tap

When there’s QE, it’s like turning on that magic tap and letting a lot of money flow into the garden. In real life, it means the government or central bank (like a big boss of money) is making more money available for everyone to use. They do this to help people buy more things and keep the economy happy.

In the crypto world, when there's more money flowing around (like through QE), people often feel richer and buy more Bitcoin (BTC) or other coins. This can make the prices of BTC and other coins go up because lots of people want to buy them with the new money they have.

QT (Quantitative Tightening) – Turning off the Magic Money Tap

Now, QT is like when the magic money tap gets turned off. This means the government or central bank is making it harder for people to get money. They do this if they think there’s too much money flowing around, which might make things too expensive (like when all toys at the store get way more costly because everyone has so much money to spend).

When QT happens, people have less money to spend, and they might sell some of their BTC or other coins to get money back. This can cause the prices of these coins to go down because fewer people are buying them.

How QE and QT Affect BTC and Other Coins

So, when QE happens (more money flow), people often buy more BTC and other coins, which pushes prices up. But when QT happens (less money flow), people often buy less or sell, which can push prices down.

In short:

QE = Money flows in, prices might go up.

QT = Money flows out, prices might go down.

Just like a magic tap!

pimplucious:
I’ve list more than 60% of my total investment in crypto at the moment but I’m not bothered cos I know very well i will regain all losses in multiple folds if and when alt season kicks off. I’m talking more than 10m naira in loss here.

Surely, you will, but knowing about the 4 year cycle, BTC dom, QE/QT would've helped you be in profit by now by sticking with BTC and top 10 only till QE starts.

Fed nears QT crossroads as 'excess liquidity' evaporates

A lot of you have lost 50 to 80% of whatever you invested in crypto since 2023, especially coins that are below top 10.

Why? You didn't pay attention to BTC dominance and you don't know the difference between BTC dominance Season in a bull run and Altcoin Season in a bull run.

Neither do you fully understand the 4 year cycle or even the meaning and effect of quantitative easing and quantitative tightening in crypto.

Anyway, today, I just read from a reliable source that QT will stop in June. And what does that mean? It means BTC dominance will also stop in June, 2025 (for altseason to start) and when this happens, a few weeks later, QE (quantitative easing) will start.

QT stoping stops BTC dominance.
QE starting starts Altseason.

See the image below to see their projection of when QT will stop and I believe them, but it might come earlier.

Does this mean from now till June, altcoins won't pump? Of course, they will, but whenever BTC sneezes and loses 10-12% in a day, all the alt's profits will be lost, including some percentage of your main capital because it's not yet its season to fully shine.

This is why you must take profits whenever your alts pump because by June, you'll lose all the profits (in an unexpected capitulation) before the main altseason starts and by then, you're already frustrated and have given up on crypto while labelling it a scam.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/fed-nears-qt-crossroads-excess-liquidity-evaporates-mcgeever-2025-02-07/

zikter:
Please what do you mean you have never worked and you will never work? I am a bit confused because, that Dangote, Musk, Gates, Otedola etc are rich don't mean they are not working or did not work. They are still working.

To me what I think about the picture here is what nature is. It is as good as saying I work to buy food and eat, then get energy from the food I eat to work again. It doesn't matter if I am a business man, a 9-5 office work, a farmer, work from home or what have you. Even a kidnapper or armed robber must work. In conclusion, man must work either ways to meet his needs. In reality, I don't think there is nothing like I have not worked or will not work in my life. One must work

When you do something you're passionate about, you're not working. Even if you don't get money from it, you'll still want to do it. Messi has never worked. Even if he doesn't get paid, he'd still want to play so people can watch him.

Work is when you do something you don't like because money is involved.

For me, things I do are things I'll still do even when money is no longer involved. So, I don't work — I enjoy my passion and get paid for it from home.

A hookup girl isn't working. Take away the money she makes from it and watch how she'll still sleep around with multiple men for free.

For that man in that car, if you remove salary, he's going to quit. That, to me is work.

Benniemannz:
Slavery cycle

As in eh. Sadly, most people prefer it since it makes them feel rich, busy and get called "working class."

I don't know if he's saying the truth. If yes, do you love this lifestyle? Isn't it better to become a farmer?

In the comment section, suggest what people can do to escape this slavery.

To me, I suggest farming. What about you?

At the end of the day, the people making the money are the owners of refineries, filling stations, mechanics that fix your car, food vendors — if you eat out and the company you work for. You're just a slave revolving in circle with fake smiles and ironed clothes.

Please, find a way to escape this if you truly want happiness.

Your suggestions on escaping it is needed. For me, I have never worked and never will. This thread is to gather ideas for those in this situation.

faithfull18:
Nobody ever wants to be cheated and this has nothing to do with religion. She is within her right to ask for an audit if she feels her former boss was shady in any way, most people don't have integrity esp. in this part of the world.

She is the one running away from audit. She wants all her royalties, which she has forcefully taken via EFCC's help. Now, she wants her music catalog, which she hasn't taken. It seems her husband told her the contract is bullshit and she should take everything and stand on her own.

She was accused of doing paid shows privately, which is against the contract and she agreed and said she made only $3,000+ and has refunded the money.

Now, Eze wants total audit on his side and Mercy's side, but she refused and wants nothing but her catalog.

Despite this, you'll still support her because your gender judge based on love and who they're emotionally attached to.

Bahamas95:
I wonder why some people think say dem be God, thank God for death.




Give some people small power they'll start behaving like demons.

😂

But whatever strictness it takes to protect where you call home, I think it's necessary.