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Aareonakakanfo:
Where is Pa Omonnakoda? I really missed him no homo

That man created one of the craziest threads I've seen since I joined nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/2694785/nnamdi-kanu-how-market

Iya Agba I missed you on this particular thread?

https://www.nairaland.com/2606914/real-slaves-nigeria

Olaone1:
Stranger? I wish

TrapLORD:



I think I can smell colours
Blue smells like tuna fish

Dyt:
Omo okunrin mefa wa gidigba
On snore lowo


No mind me jor
Insomnia lo mumi Debi

TrapLORD:
No wonder!


As I puff the thing, naso everywhere come turn yellow for my eye

Dyt:
Modom
Ire *in ekiti accent*

TrapLORD:
Who has the weed? Please pass it to the left would you? Thank you

Tokunboa:
Smh... This is not Doyin13 oh..

Besides doyin13 has 9 packs now.. lol

But It can't be me ure talking about

Tokunboa:
Emi well rounded belle?

Olaone1:
Hope your beauty is still there, Ileke? Stranger once posted your pix - beautiful!

Tokunboa:
Goodnight

Tokunboa:
Are u taller now.. you used to be shorty

Olaone1:
thanks man

Truckpusher:

Not at all , you'll beg for more .

Olaone1:
Haaa. Ileke Idi. Chai. Remember how I followed you up and down Nairaland?

Truckpusher:
She's the one , NL resident tribal bigot. Hehe

Ileke come bite me .

Olaone1:
Answer jare. If you are truly Ileke, then, agba ti ma de now oo. Have you stopped attacking Igbos?

Olaone1:
Is this Ileke?

donphilopus:
Forget those hangouts abeg. At least, I'm also a Senator's nephew and I believe whoever hangs out with me would say he has hung out with a Senator's nephew not knowing that my pocket isn't that stable. No be all Dangote nephews get money is what I'm saying in essence.

Shymm3x:
However, you're not a kid and you should know what it's about. Don't lie, you were madly in love with coogs, no? Just take time to heal - it's life, shyte happens. We have all been victims of one thing or the other at one point or the other in our lives. How we learn from that experience and make sure it never repeats itself is what makes us stronger.

I like the both you. But I dunno - love causes madness from time to time, hence I stay away from it as far as possible.

How much is the whole money that was charged back?

Truckpusher:
How far ? The guy sabi chop ?

Abi na under performance dey worry am so?

Because some chick dey vex if you no perform well come chop their money join.

Na so so curse dem go dey curse you for this life.
Gist me abeg.

Truckpusher:
Him dun chop you too?

Mehn ! This guy just dey ball hard ontop NL puccies

Chai! Smh

Tokunboa:
Lol till then.. if you don't get your school fees tho.. ill tell Dayo to help

Truckpusher:
True talk bro.

Cooger didn't hit her well at all , else him go dun collect her brain box put am for pocket dey control her with better peniss .

Cooger dey fucck up here .....dem no dey win woman for social network for this kain case at all.
Call her, beg her , cry and if possible threaten suicide until she come ya house , then you give am better peniss for two days non-stop - you sef go see say story go change .

chic2pimp:
Oya meet me at the back of the shed lemme show you where those lips has been

Tokunboa:
LoL
Folly is your Ekiti bro... I'm not from Ekiti
I'm on NL to read and laugh ONLY
Good to see youre good..

dopeJemi:
See your mouth, 18k dollz will buy me two 100 by 100, and I will still build a two duplex on them... I will send you sha, but half, I go let you know

Shymm3x:
I have only got Mutombo to give - it is the Mutombo season. Want some? Lool

chic2pimp:
.
Ileke idi mi. Gbe enu wa si bi yii



Can those savings buy me a Penthhouse in Chelsea?

Tokunboa:
LOL

Cos you see Tokunbo? Doyin13 is on twitter as GameofThorns atink

This is tkb417..

You haven't changed one bit tho...

dopeJemi:
So it's really you, be acting as if don't remember me Mtcheww