₦airaland Forum

Shymm3x:
Please, ain't no nyggah got time to be scorned by a chic, man.
If she's acting up - you just delete her number and move on.

RevDesmondJuju:
Stop being a frigging Fagg0t

kopite:
Turkish fans were observed chanting allahu kubar (islamic slogan for...God is great) during a minute silence for victims of Paris bomb attack in a game involving Turkey and Greece. Its shameful that people don't have regards for the dead regardless of religious sentiment. God help the world o
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3322708/Turkey-supporters-boo-minute-s-silence-victims-Paris-attacks-prior-team-s-friendly-against-Greece-Istanbul.html

Shymm3x:
Bwahahahahahaha

https://i.imgur.com/oCEoWI6.gif

Shymm3x:
You know I don't like coconuts.

Shymm3x:
Kobojunkie and her Chicago...that man/woman/man-woman loves America more than the tea-party.

I'd wager that she's a black tea-bagger.

Aareonakakanfo:
You know in my early days here,I used to get really intimidated by long posts because I came from a forum where everyone kept it brief and precise.I used to find it very difficult to respond to long posts so I'd ignore them

But I later employed the tactic of picking the key points and addressing them

Shymm3x:
Kobomonkey?
I just don't know why I never liked that character.
I don't know if it's cos of his/her poor English proficiency or just cos he/she's a coconut.

laudate:
Babe, some of the most interesting debates we used to have on NL way back in those days flowed from Katsumoto, Terracotta, Kobojunkie,
Physics QED & co's keyboards. I was a newbie, then. They all seemed like 'walking encyclopedia on steroids' to borrow a friend's phrase. I was starstruck, back then. Still am, I think....

Shymm3x:
Shymexx experience and club = twerking and strippers.

Women and instigating shiit - don't start world war Z on this thread lool.

Let's enjoy the debate.

TerraCotta:
Maybe I wasn't clear. I like "batty" as much as any other red-blooded heterosexual man but it's just not my thing on Nairaland. I think Shymexx gives this place a great mix of serious insight, humour (and batty, of course).

jstbeinhonest:
http://thenationonlineng.net/ford-begins-vehicle-assembly-in-nigeria/

Ford begins vehicle assembly in Nigeria
Ford Motor Company yesterday unveiled the first Ranger truck to be assembled in Nigeria. It was built in an existing facility with Ford’s Nigerian partners Coscharis Group, an indigenous automobile dealer.

At the official announcement of the Ford assembly line in Lagos, its President/CEO, sub Saharan African Region, Mr. Jeff Nemeth, said Nigeria remains a significant market in Ford’s sub-Saharan Africa (SSA) region and accounts for a high per cent of the regional sales – the reason the automaker is committed to increasing its market share in the country, and other key African markets in the future.

He added that Ford’s unified growth strategy for the continent, with the formation of the new Middle East and Africa business unit last year, has also enabled the company to consolidate its efforts in Africa. The facility, he said, will accommodate one shift and will produce an initial 10 units per day for the market, creating approximately 180 direct and indirect jobs, adding that over time, there will be expansion.

Mr. Nemeth said the main driver behind Ford in Africa is affordability. “Africa is one of the youngest markets in the world and presents a huge opportunity in terms of consumption,” he said, adding that the purchasing power of consumer in the continent is on the rise as the middle class increases. “Despite infrastructure challenges, Africa has demonstrated impressive returns on Foreign Direct Investment (FDI),” he added.

He said the new assembly operations, even on a small scale, have positive knock-on effects in the local economy and work force. He added that in line with the operating procedures for Ford plants around the world, the firm will send experienced employees to the country to assist with implementing the Global Ford Production System, which focuses on the highest standards for safety, quality and delivery.

Mr. Nemeth also said Ford has taken steps to support its dealers in Africa, including after sales support and ensuring availability of spare parts. “In addition, we are looking at training and skills transfer opportunities to enhance the continent’s skills base. In Nigeria, this includes a training programme co-ordinated by Coscharis Motors and the Lagos State government including hands-on modules for technicians,” he said.

He said as part of Ford’s growth and ability to service its customers, Nigeria is already home to one quick lane facility in Lagos, with two others planned for Calabar and Ekiti next year.

Quick Lane Centres are an initiative of Ford Motor Company, with facilities that offer motorists the option of having professional maintenance performed for minor service items in the shortest time regardless of their vehicle’s brand.

Aareonakakanfo:
Hmmmn you know I suspect this desola character to be IyaIode

Aareonakakanfo:
Haha Awa ma n se yeye dada ni bi bayi

There are some pages on this thread that will give you the impression you're in the jokes section because we treat the thread like a family but you eggheads/historians help balance it

While we learn from you guys,we can keep chipping in the jokes

The emboldened is too true

TerraCotta:
It's true, sha. GIFs and jokes aren't my lane on NL. I keep the jokes fresh for my friends and I know which clubs to go to if I'm looking for the "Shymexx experience". I try to keep it informative here because I'm honestly shocked at how undereducated many Nigerians are about basic history, economics etc.

Shymm3x:
Loool.

I will whoop his arse again and send him on a next hiatus lol.

But this isn't the thread for that. Sagarat is my grandson - we're two generations apart lol.

Aareonakakanfo:
Mo mo.Ta lo so fun yin wi pe mi lo sun

I really like these new guys though,I feel I don't have to post much and I can just chill and watch their debates

If you have these characters here, you don't need to go to the library

I'm also loving Pa Shymm3x's new role.

Shymm3x:
Sagarat is a re.tard. Anyone with an IQ higher than 50 will never take that narcissistic oaf seriously.

TerraCotta's posts are always insightful.

hinohsend:
Una no dey sleep?.