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Does Davido have his nose pierced?

First guy I've seen with a pierced nose. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Is he friends with Uti?

I love it when Yoruba men rock that agbada. It's just.......


Olamide for the win

phillipay:
Glass ceiling killing alot potential women leaders in nigeria....Cone back home soon dear

Come back where? choiii

Even me sef wey no get such juicy position won't ever venture into Nigeria for anything but family gathering.

SirShymexx:
What are you doing at an Indian restaurant when there's a loner searching-for-your-love on here, while stalking me everywhere? You wanna Lamar Odom that nyggah like you're the Yoruba Khloe Kardashian, no?

I honestly dunno if there's an Fela thing going on. I'll have to check.

My Indian coworker sha.

Lol what makes you think the guy is not enjoying having YOUR attention?

SirShymexx:
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Lmao. Coming from a flaming phaggot whose handle is searching-for-love. You're fruitier than the bottle of Alize drink and you're extremely lucky this is internet cos I would've clapped you and spit on ya carcass. I don't do that homo shyte, you butt pirate.

Even if I'm a sex hunter, how's that ya fvcking business? And why the fvck do you care, homoerotic bastard? I don't know you and don't want to know you. You're the obsessed stan who keeps stalking me.

You started with Ikeke Idi, the same chic I've known for 3 years, and that I've never even chatted to about anything apart from Yoruba and beauty threads. Then moved to fvcking stalker that keeps stalking me under alternate handle like I don't know who she is. I don't even chat to her on her real fvcking handle...why would I give two fvcks about the sket?

Listen accursed bastard, I don't know ya arse. So stop stalking me. Fvck you, ya life and whoever sired you. Despicable son of wall-less pum having cum bucket. Ya fvcking slag of a mum should've swallowed whatever se.men made you. I curse the day that se.men fertilised the ovum that made you, bastard!

Yo im currently at an indian restaurant and they're playing Yoruba song.

Is there t Felas anniversary or sth? This is so cool.

I'll be back y'all.

Gotta laugh this one out for a few.

Is he a child for a whole igbo king to be flogged for misbehaving in a Yoruba palace?

Na wa. See as dey flog grown imbecilic man like say na pikin

You don't respect the culture of your host, you learn the hard way.

Deji nothing do you jare. Like other igbos have pointed out, you should have killed the vagabond.

What can igbos do about their Quasimodo azz whopping?

SirShymexx:
Victory lap for Yoruba e-warriors!!
Whipped them offline and whooped their arses online. Double whammy!!
adorable29 the melzabull, shout tupacshakur, he has paid for the all night sound. I'm ya love-vendor now!
These mofos banned me - I'm out!!!
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And all they will do about it is

1. Get out their keyboard words

2. Close market for 2 days, after hunger don strike, dem go open up shop again.

3. It will happen in another state.

Yoruba king to Quasimodo 10 minutes prior to azz whooping


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The moment Quasimodo realize he don Bleep up ......

SirShymexx:
The real thing.
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Lol!



Igbo chief on twitter this morning:

Igbo Quasimodo will have a tale to tell his great grand children

Shymm3x:
Akure King to fraudulent Igbotic eze!

This is SPARTA!!!

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Lol that was the real version or the funny version?

Igbos don suffa........ I'd like to know which kind of whip Yoruba boys used.


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Igbos be like "yeeeeee! Dem just flog our Quasimodo anyhow"



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YonkijiSappo:
hAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Igbo land, African Gully erosion capital!


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The Igbos will keep fleeing that accursed enclave!

The gods are really angry.

Chaiiii if this keeps happening, NASA will use the SE to get to the center of earth.

OdenigboAroli:
Wtf did your people do after it was made known Olu Falae was kidnapped by the fulanis?? What did you people do?? What a rretarded piece of cunt! Isn't it shameful that a monarch is threatened by a very small group of Igbo traders. They are outnumbered there ,hence powerless. When we talk about cowardice the Yoruba man should keep quiet.

LOL now they're powerless? Awwnnnnn I thought you lots own all the lands in Yorubaland?
You forgot that Fulanis were powerless when a whole community tried to kill four herdsmen? Cowards.
Igbos are disrespectful.......... know the culture of the land you're visiting before making sacrilegious mistake.

OdenigboAroli:
Wtf did your people do after it was made known Olu Falae was kidnapped by the fulanis?? What did you people do?? What a rretarded piece of cunt! Isn't it shameful that a monarch is threatened by a very small group of Igbo traders. They are outnumbered there ,hence powerless. When we talk about cowardice the Yoruba man should keep quiet.

WTF did your touts DO after your chief was left to die like a common busgrat in his own farm by Fulani hersmen?
Are you going to blame Yorubas for that too?

We didn't make noise on social media. Trust that.

Everyone, irrespective of tribe, thinks igbos are disrespectful and ediotic.

The clown won't ever try this chichi again


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Nigerians react on social media. Flogging the igbo clown was Yoruba king being too nice. They should have tied him to a wagon and driven off at full speed.


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Until these cowards do Sth offline, I bid you all a good day

Shymm3x:
Muthaphuck all these primitive and cannibalistic Igbo rodents quoting me.
I ain't got time for you trolls today.
IlekeHD is the supreme slayer - just line ya arses up for the horsewhip. The same one ya Eze got flogged with.

Thank you my dear

Thawarplay:
After all its only affecting the ibo folks now , they are the only ones that's not opening their shops in the market now while others are selling.


They always start what they can't Finnish.

The show must go on.

They're busy fighting Deji online.

Lazy Igbo cowards, stop expelling your energy to fight Deji online.

Go to his palace and get your own beating

An association of igbo cowards cum touts.

Keyboard warriors, what are you going to do about this flogging?

Shymm3x:
So why is he troubling me on this thread with tears from international politics?

He's a pu.ssy - fvck that nyggah.

Lol attention? I'd ignore him.

Shymm3x:
You're a fvcking cu.nt! Just because a kitten was born in the oven, that doesn't make it biscuit. Who gives a shyte about where you were born? A monkey can be born anywhere but that doesn't make it human.

So what if I support IlekehHD? IlekeHD IS RIGHT and she has a right to post whatever the fvck she posted on this thread. Someone has to call these utterly disrespectful, covetous, primitive, and uncultured Igbo folks out. And I could care less about the approach - the message is the most important thing.

I'm 100% Yoruba and it's Yoruba first. I don't even give two fvcks about ya Nig.ger-area shytehole. So you better get with the programme and fvck out of my face, you despicable piece of shyte and accursed cowardly pleb. GTFOH and fvck ya emotions. Don't tell me what to do, prick.

Thanks Shuga.

But that ngga hates Igbos as much as Igbos hate igboland

As a matter of fact, Deji shouldn't expect any action from the left loudmouth Igbo touts because they haven't done anything to Fulanis that killed their community chief.

They're simply cowards.