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the whole of ur family is retarded!!!

you don start again...u people will not allow this matter die down, haters of Mmm. it will be back bigger n better in January just like ultimate cycler and all of you will be put into permanent shame.

As you can see without Mmm, social vices will come up again and on the rise. Mmm has done a lot of good for this country as a nation than damage. Now people have remember there is recession, it has been Mmm that have shifted people's attention all the while. I just hope for a better society and better people.

Splinz:
Tell your friend to simply cope with the situation for as long as it last. Great you said he's a pastor, he'll sure have a truck load of patience, huh?

Child spacing is good. I mean, it gives the family time to adequately cater for the already born children.

But then, conjugal rights must be enjoyed once in a while. Too much sex is not good for spiritual men anyway. So, your friend just have to bear it.

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what kind of mumu advise is this....see, I know the man must have taken most of this measures suggested here, maybe only the last option which is commit with another woman. See, guy tell ur friend to threaten the wife of divorce and having another wife you will see that she will take him serious. what stupid child spacing is that, are their no contraceptives again, condoms or other natural methods to prevent unwanted pregnancy? meanwhile the guy should also pray hard because as a man of God devil may want to get him this way through his wife. May God help him!

I only know the cost by road..

you are the guys they paid to create panic abi? eyin were meji. Seems you people don't have jobs to do on a monday morning...

so because of MMM you have refused to sleep? prophet of doom! go look for something to do this early morning..its this your sleep deprivation that quickly result in hot madness as you are just starting...

story story story...stupid OP, kip shut and be silent forever! go and Bleep your mama if you don't have any meaningful thing to do with your time...

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Oga, how can you compare MMM with one amala wonder bank. Do you know the kind of sophisticated Technology MMM is using for operations ? MMM is advanced and is world wide. As per your question on how they generate their income, please read below:

*HOW DOES MMM GENERATE THEIR OWN MONEY*

One pertinent question people always ask is *“How does MMM make their own money? Since they don’t touch participants’ money, how then do they make money to, at least, maintain their web presence? etc”*

The answer is simple. *GOOGLE PAYS MMM*

But then, the internet-savvy guys amongst us will ask, *“But MMM doesn’t advertise Google products on their website, how then is it possible?”*

MMM leverages on Google products for almost all of its campaigns and awareness, and Google appreciate them handsomely for that. Let me itemize:

✅ MMM exclusively uses Google forms to capture the details of applicants for positions in the community, such as Guiders, consultants, promoters, advertisers etc.

✅ A staggering number of prospective guiders are trained every month across the various countries MMM is in, and they make use of almost only Google products to execute their tasks, such as Google sheets, Google slides, Google docs etc.

They kind of help Google increase the repertoire of information they can present to its users/searchers

✅ This is, perhaps, the most significant source of income for MMM

*YOUTUBE! (owned by Google)*

If you already have an account with MMM, kindly go to the News section of your account. You should notice that MMM recommends, on the average, 4 Community Development Tasks for its participants. And at least one of these tasks requires creating an awareness video. Imagine just one fourth of the over 2million participants in Nigeria alone (not considering other countries oo) executing this task!!??

That’s not all oo..

Participants are financially incentivized when they create nice video testimonials about MMM after Gotten Helped.

Now, what does MMM do with all these videos? They upload it on YouTube. You will definitely agree with me that Youtube is awash with videos about MMM. And what does Youtube do with them? They monetize it!

What does that mean? YouTube knows that MMM, being the rave of the moment will attract lots of viewers to its related videos. So they seize the opportunity to place ads in these videos so people can see them as they watch the video. So, advertisers pay YouTube for showcasing their adverts, and YouTube shares the profits with MMM.

It is these profits that are used to foot the financial implications of running MMM.

*#MMM RULES*

When I say MMM started in 2011 I know what am saying..MMM of now is not the same as the way it was operated In the 80s and its collapse then was caused majorly because of government intrusion. MMM of now has changed its ways of operation to outrightly prevent government disruption; no central account as members pay directly into each others accounts, the ideologies are reformed in such away that it does not disregard any government policy. Like I said Google the new MMM from 2011 and tell me which country it has collapsed. The system even warn people to participate with their spare money just in case of any eventuality.

Come to think of it, even if Mmm should collapse today, the number of people it has made rich will surely out weight that of casualty. When government can't provide jobs for the youth and there are many factions of militant killing people everyday, suicide and armed robbery every where, what other form of system collapse can be worse than that?

Contrary to some school of thought, i have not seen any country where MMM has crashed since it started in 2011, I have searched and found none. Please make Google your friend. As for FG, whalai MMM pass their power, MMM has no server or hosted in Nigeria, its a global thing so how is the FG going to shut it down, FG is just making noise based on their own personal greed, selfishness. May be because MMM director has not come to bribe them! trust Nigeria Govt and as for the CBN and SEC , they realize that people eyes are being opened, no more free money for them as they keep impoverishing Nigerians. Accessing micro facilities in Nigerian bank for start up small business is more difficult than entering paradise yet the money will keep with them shrink daily due to some unexplainable charges. This is all they can do..to create panic, pay people to come to social and electronic platform to give negative news about MMM.Come to think of it, why are they soooo concern about MMM ? CBN has never campaign in this manner against any wonder bank as they call it, why MMM? the answer is simple..because they know Nigerians are being liberated daily from anguish of poverty and slavery.
The Government of south Africa and China later gave nod to the scheme because they realized the drastic turn around in the lives of their citizens and now they have left their people to exercise their fundamental human right, no government dictates to her citizens what to do with their money.MMM is two years already in SA. As for The so called house of representative members, they never liked anyone to be like them, all they want is to keep oppressing other citizens, why are we so selfish in this country.
Now with MMM, cheap labour is reducing as poor citizens now find alternative to their lives. What about cooperate beggars on the streets, that one too is becoming faded. Our young girls that banks and the selfish rich men turn to prostitutes are gradually becoming liberated, it is not even their wish to live that wayward life in the first place. More house owner are springing up to the shame of our so called corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but in summary, the ideology of MMM is not to wreck the society but to help us all become millionaires and be self reliance!

But I Google which country MMM has ever crashed since they started since 2011 and I found none @op, Google is your friend. As for FG, whalai MMM pass their power, MMM has no server or hosted in Nigeria, its a global thing so how is the Mumu FG going to shut it down, FG is just making noise based on their own personal greed, selfishness. May be because MMM director has not come to bribe them! trust Nigeria Govt and for the Bank and SEC , they realize that people eyes are being opened, no more free money for them as they keep impoverishing Nigerians. This is all they can do..to create panic, pay people to come to social and electronic platform to give negative news about MMM. @OP, come to think of it, why are they soooo concern about MMM ? CBN has never campaign in this manner against any wonder bank as they call it, why MMM? the answer is simple..because they know Nigerians are being liberated daily from anguish of poverty and slavery.

The Government of south Africa and China did more than this, but now they have left their people to exercise their fundamental human right, no government can dictate to her citizens what to do with their money.MMM is two years already in SA. As for The so called house of representative members, they never liked anyone to be like them, all they want is to keep oppressing other citizens, why are we so selfish in this country.

Now with MMM, cheap labour is reducing as poor citizens now find alternative to their lives. What about cooperate beggars on the streets, that one too is becoming faded. Our young girls that banks and the selfish rich men turn to prostitutes are gradually becoming liberated, it is not even their wish to live that wayward life in the first place. More house owner are springing up to the shame of our so called corrupt politicians.

@OP ,I can go on and on but in summary, the ideology of MMM is not to wreck the society but to help us all become millionaires and be self dependent.

Following the results of Tuesday night’s election, President Obama has signed Executive Order 13805, which orders a full recount of all votes cast in the election and calls for a special election to be held on December 19th.
According to ABS, Obama signed the order in response to the concerns of thousands of voters across the country who said that they were prevented from casting a ballot on election day, too many absentee ballots have not been found or counted, equipment failures, as well as concerns that some members of the electoral college may have acted unethically.
“People all over the country have been flooding my office with calls, telling my staff of horror stories about being harassed and intimidated by poll workers,” Obama told reporters.
“Many have even said that they were flat out denied entry into the voting booths to cast their ballots if they were wearing a Hillary Clinton shirt or other signs showing support for her as President. This was especially bad in areas of Florida and North Carolina where there are high numbers of Latino and African American voters. We must investigate these claims. The margin of victory is too close to call, and the outcome of this election is too important. There is just too many legal challenges in too many states to just call this a victory for Trump.”
Under the President’s order, the votes cast in all precincts nationwide will be recounted, and all poll workers who took part in Tuesday’s election will be subjected to strict background checks. This process is expected to take 30 days. In precincts where the Department of Justice has cause to believe that voter suppression has occurred, new elections will be held on Dec. 19th, with those results being used to help determine who will represent the individual states in the electoral college.
Not surprisingly, Donald Trump is not happy with the president’s decision.
“Crooked Hillary lost this election fair and square. They tried to rig this election against me, but the American people didn’t allow that to happen. President Obama doesn’t care about what the American people want. I said the system was rigged all along, and this proves I was right,” Trump said.
The president also said that the DOJ will be taking a close look at the members of the electoral college.
“We have received information from a very reliable source that suggests there may have been some collusion between the members of the electoral college and poll workers in certain swing states. We still need to investigate these claims, but if they are true, we will take all the appropriate actions necessary.”
Paul Horner, a professor of political science at UCLA, believes that the issues with the electoral college run much deeper that this election.
“Most people feel that it is their right as citizens to pick the president of the United States, but there is nothing in the constitution that says that. Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by more than 200,000 votes, but because of the electoral college, she still lost. That decision is reserved solely for the 538 electors who meet in their respective states on December 19th. What the people are actually voting for are their states’ electors, not for the President. Though the system is odd and unfair, it has persisted because many insist that it works just fine as it is, with the winner of the popular and electoral vote usually matching. That does not mean, however, that it will continue to work just fine in the future. The way the system is set up could cause it to malfunction in some potentially terrifying ways, this recent election being one of them.”
Political Analyst Matt Daemon told ABC News that he agrees with the President’s Executive Order and said that he would like to see the electoral college done away with altogether.
“[The electoral college] is a f—king joke; we should be using the popular vote instead. It may have made sense in 1788, but so did the three fifths compromise. Everyone should have an equal vote, and that’s just not the case with the electoral college. You know what the electoral college gave us? It gave us George W. Bush. It gave us a war in Iraq, and the worst recession since the great depression. It’s time to bring our system into the 21st century. I hope Obama fixes this, because president Trump is going to be a nightmare.”
Obama finished up the press conference explaining his plans for moving forward.
“We’re going to investigate the FBI into their role in all of this,” Obama said. “Why did FBI director James Comey on Sunday say that the agency is not recommending charges against Clinton after reviewing all of her emails; declaring Hillary Clinton a free women conveniently just one day before the election? Why wasn’t this news released earlier? How many votes were lost because of this?” Obama said. “If all of these questions cannot be answered by our deadline set in December, a recount will be ordered.”

@op shut the Bleep up..if you don't want to join, stop campaigning against. The scheme has been in existence for more than ten years in over 108 countries, Nigerian version is almost one year old and no country has ever recorded crash of Mmm, you can go Google it. Tell your other colleagues that want Mmm crash to stop spreading false news. The earlier you join the better for you and if you have chosen to be onlooker where your friends are making it then its up to you.

system maintenance you pessimist!!!

interesting...how can one perform this test, any tools or device for that?

ok, after these sympathetic write up, the OP didn't conclude and that part is where we as Nigerians are always getting it wrong. there are millions of this kind of thought being talked about daily by Nigerians either on social media or other physical platforms but we always fail to design workable strategies in which we can address and arrest the situation once and for all. I believe that majority of us on nairaland are youth, and most of us that have commented or read this topic are youths, we ought to know that this country belong to us the more not those old haggard thieves politicians that have failed to surrender or retired from keeping this country in perpetual hardship,we should be talking about way forward as our future lies in our hands, we need to act NOW this is our country not america, not Europe we must stay here and safe this great country and secure our future and that of our children.

we have seen how some youth challenge their leader and even demand their resignation from public offices in Tunisia, libya, egypt, Europe and western countries. we need to act and not just complaining, enduring and having unrealistic hopes. God bless Nigeria!

After the devil bank job is the next thing I hate most..too much pretence, rat race amongst their staff memebers , suffering and smiling. most of their staff live with high blood pressure and other silent killer diseases but majority of them don't even know. that sector is the second headquarters of corruption after aso rock, banks managements are so corrupt, no fix salaries/allowance for them, yet they plant dundy compliance officers in their branches to prevent their staff from stealing and cause them to being on each others throat...panic,fear everyday for them. The last of the wickedness is to use their staff, squize their energy and better part of their time/ life and later throw them out on the street. Until all the regulatory bodies stand up to their duties to curb this menace this wicked act will not end anytime soon...

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CBN illegally hires Buhari’s nephew – Leaked document shows that CBN hired relatives of top officials of the incumbent government – The bank masked the names of the beneficiaries – The full list of unlawfully hired people The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has reportedly unlawfully hired a daughter of former vice president Atiku Abubakar, a nephew of President Muhammadu Buhari and many others relatives of top officials.
CBN’s job generosity comprise a daughter of former Atiku, a son of Mamman Daura, a nephew of Buhari and one of the closest members of the president’s ‘kitchen cabinet’, a son of the Ibe Kachikwu, oil minister, a daughter of ex-speaker of the house of representatives, Ghali Na’aba, also daughter of the Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase, a since of the Minister of Internal Affairs, Abdurahman Danbazzau and at least 86 others. The leaking of this document has reportedly caused important embarrassment for the administration and the bank. The director of human resources, Chizoba Mojekwu, was reportedly redeployed as the bank’s director of capacity development and IT after CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele, blamed her for being behind the leaking of the list. Meanwhile, a bank insider said that Emefiele had decided the hiring of relatives of top leaders of the ruling party and powerful government officials as a strategy for saving his job. It was learnt that the CBN governor had begun the practice of using job proposals to promote top government officials since Buhari was sworn in on May 29, 2015. Another source disclosed that in September last year Emefiele had hired Claire Arase, a daughter of Nigeria’s Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase. Meanwhile, the CBN is trying to hide the names of beneficiaries. The bank used the first names and their father’s middle names to hide their real individualities. For example, the bank listed Maryam Atiku as “Maryam Abubakar,” the name of the son of Minister of Interior, Abdulrahman Dambazau, is written as “Nagode Abdulrahman.” In other examples, the bank used the first names of hired people instead of their married names. The employments are considered to be irregular because the CBN failed to promote the vacancies in order to allow opportunities to all qualified Nigerians to apply for the jobs. “Jobs were just handed to the children of ministers in the incumbent administration,” another top source in bank said. Below is the full list of 91 people unlawfully recruited by the CBN: 1. Biola Ologburo Adeniran 2. Abba Mustapha Shettima 3. Abdul-Hakeem Mohammed Ali 4. Abdullahi Mohammed Nuradeen 5. Abdulmalik Atta 6. Abdulnasir Haruna 7. Abubakar Mohammed Yahaya 8. Adefela h. Adejuwon 9. Aduwak Laraba 10. Ahmad Aminu

pls I beg you...I don't really have money, can I pay 1.5 million?