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FashionRe: World's Oldest Model Carmen , 91, Poses Topless For Risque Magazine Shoot (pics) by ILEMUDA(m): 12:42pm On Oct 06, 2022
All these people with their surgery keep deceiving people all time.
91.....??
How.....??
91 and she looks much younger than Agbado Patron.....??
This story no clear
CareerRe: Please I Urgently Need Advice by ILEMUDA(m): 7:57pm On Oct 04, 2022
MrPaul2:
Programming or data analysis is the new oil well.
How does it work sir, I feel like you should enlighten me please.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Season 7 Finale (Live Eviction Show) by ILEMUDA(m): 7:38pm On Oct 02, 2022
I GO WITH EITHER BRYANN or PHYNA
CrimeRe: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by ILEMUDA(m): 2:15pm On Sep 22, 2022
The story look absurd to me.
How can someone they gave birth to in 2007 got married, divorce and as well in final year.
I think she is supposed to be 15 years now if I'm not wrong.


Please you people should update us properly before we pass our verdict.
PoliticsRe: Bode George: If We Can’t Unify PDP, No Guarantee Atiku Will Unite Nigeria by ILEMUDA(m): 2:00pm On Sep 22, 2022
[color=#000099][/color]Atiku
RomanceRe: Cheating Girlfriend Caught Redhanded While She Was Still Denying It (video) by ILEMUDA(m): 1:54pm On Sep 22, 2022
Rozross:
Men hates cheating ehnnn but na still them cheat pass and worst of it is they’ll expect you to forgive them and accept it as their birthright.
Yes you're right.
As a real niqqa you have to cheat..... that's what keep us Together.
But if I catch my girl cheating it's over.

What else does she have to offer aside sex.....?? I'm the one funding the pussy so why the hell must you share it........??
It's simple, as a real niqqa I have the right to cheat.
Real niqqa don't quit cheating.......we own most of the pussies around.
RomanceRe: Hisbah Nabs Man, Woman Having ‘public Sex’ In Zamfara Motor Park (pic) by ILEMUDA(m): 4:47pm On Sep 19, 2022
With her Hijab......??
Omo islamabad
RomanceRe: Girl Who Married Identical Twins Says She Is Expecting Their First Child - Photo by ILEMUDA(m): 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2022
So when the Child grow up who will now be the real Father.....??
I have not seen anywhere in my entire life that one person having two men as Father.

What Kenyans can't do doesn't exist.


Just hold on for Zimbabwean Version of another weird stuff like this.

CrimeRe: Chinese Man Stabs A Girl To Death In Kano (Photos) by ILEMUDA(m): 12:31pm On Sep 17, 2022
cherishmichael:
One side story, this can not just be the whole story, though he is wrong, but when something happens like this we should learn to know and relate from both sides. At the end , the diseased might be wrong and even be the cause.
You don't have Conscience Bro, imagine if this happen to your Sister will you be asking to know the both story......??
Dead tell no tales
Don't be stupíd Boy.

CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 8:18pm On Sep 16, 2022
Lekison:
is the picture less the 5mb? If yes convert the picture to jpg using (pictures to jpg converter) online. Just did mine and it was accepted.
Message me on WhatsApp please
07067660806
I have tried but not working
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 6:47pm On Sep 16, 2022
NDSMELODY:
if you snap with your phone ,go check the details of the picture if it is lesser than 5mb it okay but if not crop it to smaller size then upload
Have been trying since morning
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 4:57pm On Sep 16, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
What's the size of the passport?
Honestly I don't know.
How do I know the size huh?
Clarify me please
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 3:47pm On Sep 16, 2022
NDSMELODY:
definitely it will happen
What about Passport....??
I can't upload my passport Oh
What can is the solution......??
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 3:46pm On Sep 16, 2022
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=116688943][/quote]Please I can't upload my passport
What is the problem......huh
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 7:55am On Sep 16, 2022
NDSMELODY:
it might be network problem, keep trying.
The site is down since midnight till this morning
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 11:27pm On Sep 15, 2022
Jaybihel25:
BVN keeps saying invalid, it seems like this is general.

Have you been able to submit?
Same here
I'm having difficulty here concerning BVN as well.
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 11:05pm On Sep 15, 2022
NDSMELODY:
if you are using your phone, I advise you to do it at mid night you will enjoy it
I tried to upload my BVN but they said it's invalid..... meanwhile my BVN is correct.
What could be the reason/problem....??
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 7:51pm On Sep 15, 2022
NDSMELODY:
ok, choose another state just for testing then after that choose your state again, it should load it that way, I encountered thesame thing and that was how I did it.
Alright thanks.
I guess any state you choose now that's where they may likely post you.
CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 7:38pm On Sep 15, 2022
NDSMELODY:
if you are using your phone, I advise you to do it at mid night you will enjoy it
Man I have tried but this is where I'm stuck in right now.

I have selected Kogi as State of residence but to move to "Local Govt Area" now seems impossible.

CareerRe: INEC Portal For The Engagement Of Election Staff Now Open (All You Need to Know) by ILEMUDA(m): 6:41pm On Sep 15, 2022
I'm trying but it seems the portal is slow somehow
Keep saying this " webpage not found"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Be Ntfc Sms O by ILEMUDA(m): 5:16pm On Sep 15, 2022
The thing is everywhere.

When I got the message I was shocked because I don't know how the got my contact.
Maybe we should stop saving our money In the bank........ because I don't really know who is giving them people's contact.

What if they now employe one Yahoo boy and then one day .............boom � all ur money will just disappear.

PoliticsRe: Address By Buhari At APC Governors' Forum Meeting by ILEMUDA(m): 8:43pm On May 31, 2022
It's Clear and bright that the anointed one is Yemi Osibanjo.......For Osibanjo to have the Audacity to declare his ambition knowingly that Tinubu is coming, I can say that Osibanjo is backed by the Federal Might to succeed Buhari.

In my view

Osibanjo (SW)/ Lawal (NE) -APC


The combination they need to withstand Atiku/ Emmanuel Udom -PDP
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Get Past The Worries Of Your Twenties? by ILEMUDA(m): 5:32am On Apr 28, 2022
exclusive7:
Bro you're fresh out from school, but I tell you there are a 101 skills out there you can learn and for free, all you have to do is keep your head down, give your self time and learn a skill bro, few months in you'd could start making some funds, just for starters ooh, as you grow and get better you make more.. You could do graphic design, web development, motion graphics, code... As I said, all you need do is keep your head down.. If you're waiting for the right timing, you will wait a long time and you will suffer.
Thank you so much, but how do I start??
Who's gonna teach me any of those skills you mentioned??
That's my only problem now, I need mentorship.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Get Past The Worries Of Your Twenties? by ILEMUDA(m): 11:19am On Apr 27, 2022
9isguy:
I’m in my mid twenties, no Dad, Sponsored myself all through my university days, currently sponsoring my 2 younger ones to Uni and Poly, you can say I’m the bread winner, provide for the family… infact I became the father of the house at 19yrs….. my mates are buying cars and traveling places, but I just want to take good care of my family first… I pray by this time next year I’m able to build house for my mum and get the fvck out of this country.

As for what I do: I’m a digital marketer
I’ve been into e-commerce for 5yrs now
Nice step.....but the Problem here is that some of us weren't opportune to get this skills at the beginning part of our careers pursuit at the University......now I'm a fresh graduate running from pillar to post looking for what gonna earn me some money before NYSC.
I'm considering taking a Teaching job to enhance my teaching skill and I have interview on Friday (this week) because I have discovered my weak point which is lacking the ability, confidence, the zeal to stand in front of Large number of people, and which is not good for my ambition and I'm determined to turn a new leaf......so I'm trying to face my challenges step by step.
Head up.



But honestly I'm interested in learning more about this Skills of E-commerce.
How do I go about it......??
Please I need more enlightenment.
PoliticsRe: Saharareporters: Picture Of Children Registering In Kano by ILEMUDA(m): 7:48pm On Apr 21, 2022
This is not good at all.
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Won’t Mind Muslim - Muslim Ticket - Bola Tinubu Told Northern Elders by ILEMUDA(m): 7:45pm On Apr 21, 2022
He is gonna Fail if he undermine religion in Nigeria Politics.
PoliticsRe: What Will Be Your Reaction If Osinbanjo Lost The APC Primary to Tinubu ? by ILEMUDA(m): 7:28pm On Apr 21, 2022
Osibanjo is the best aspirant to succeed Buhari.
Sentiment apart, Osibanjo have what it takes to Govern Nigeria, to improve on International level we need someone who understands International Political Arena.
There will be Rule of law,
And most importantly check and balance In all levels of government.
He is an Intelligestia.

I'm From Kogi State, instead of me to support Yahoo Yahaya Bello, I rather support Tinubu 100%


Bello is a Total Failure.
Bello is another rebrand version of Buhari.
Forum GamesRe: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by ILEMUDA(m): 10:40am On Apr 05, 2022
Hi, I'm Yahaya Bello Yahoo Governor of Kogi State.
a.ka The Youngest Criminal.

:.I want to Run
Me:. (to hell?.... maybe)
Vote me 2023, I will develop Nigeria just like Kogi State.

I will make 20Million Nigerians a Millionaire, and make the remaining 200Million Nigerians live in abject poverty.
CrimeFacebook Scamming by ILEMUDA(op): 10:43am On Mar 17, 2022
Good morning Everyone.... I'm here to share with you my experience this morning on facebook with a scammer.
I saw a post on a group chat on Facebook concerning Custom Service........I made a comment and asked about their recruitment.......then one dude embody as Custom Officer messages me directly.
Asking me to Pay some amount of money to help me out.
Well I really enjoyed the conversation though....... because i was less busy...........I thought it was necessary to share with you our conversation.

The guy even sent to me his account details to send money.....not minding his chatting someone smarter than him.
As a sharp guy......I searched the real name on Facebook and guess what.....I saw his real Facebook account

I think he's not smart enough...... although I really enjoyed the conversation so I was playing along.... asking him to a point he doesn't know the meaning of Point of Sale......can you imagine....he was confused.
My people we really need be careful.
Good morning to you all.

SportsThe Mystery of this Year UEFA Champions League Round Of 16 by ILEMUDA(op):
I noticed Something Special about this year round of 16 UEFA Champions League.
It was really fantastic and amazing as it all happened.

The Round of 16 of the 2022 UEFA Champions League proved compelling with several of the favorites going through -- Bayern Munich, Manchester City, Real Madrid, Liverpool and defending champions Chelsea -- with a handful of surprise teams also advancing.
There is one major rule change to keep in mind for these knockouts: For the first time since 1965, there is no away goals tiebreaker in the case that the aggregate-goal series are tied after 180 minutes of action. Teams will head straight into a 30-minute extra time session, followed by a penalty-kick shootout if the deadlock persists.

It's worth noting that the group winners got to host the second legs as a perk for finishing as the top team in their group (hosting potential extra time or penalty-kick sessions is deemed an edge). But the home teams went 2W-5L-1D in those second legs. Not much of an advantage.
Surprisingly, some teams that finished second in their own group(Chelsea, Atletico, Benfica, Villarreal) won all their away matches.

Check this out:
Do you know that only 4 out of the 8 group winners qualified to quarter final ?
1. Manchester City
2. Bayern munich
3. Real Madrid
4. Liverpool

Meanwhile the other 4 group winners couldn't
1. Juventus
2. Lille
3. Manchester United
4. Ajax

Instead the 4 runners up that played their away games on Tuesday and Wednesday all qualified.
1. Chelsea FC
2. Atletico Madrid
3. Villarreal
4. Benfica

Wow, this is incredible.
Football is good.
RomanceRe: Juan Carlos Escotet Alviarez Death: Billionaire Son Dies Rescuing His Fiancée by ILEMUDA(m): 12:41pm On Mar 15, 2022
Forming superman on top kpekus that won't stay in one place.

The guy lack O.T

No real nigga will die because of kpekus in such manner ..... never
He's not a real nigga
RomanceRe: Juan Carlos Escotet Alviarez Death: Billionaire Son Dies Rescuing His Fiancée by ILEMUDA(m): 12:37pm On Mar 15, 2022
Forming superman on top kpekus that won't stay in one place.

The guy lack O.T

No real nigga will die because of kpekus...... never
He's not a real nigga

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