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We are all sinners

I will feel like going home alone immediately

Do u want a leflendum or what's dis about

Talk about it

If ur spouse can do that it means a lot of trust because two things are involved, it's either u kill the snake or the snake kills u out of fear/panic

So u guys have to talk about it and u have to know why they do that

The last real Ooni

elated177:
Illicit, English teacher, did you do figures of speech at all?

Post the Scriptures here let us analyze them. What are you afraid of?

Post them

Analyse them

I have told u about them

BloomingDale:
You better use that balance to fvck your mum instead. Bastard son of a whoree and a thief.

Oh sorry
Incest and necrophilia are not my thing....
Everyone can't be like u nah

And u got to have a boy and then lost him before u married her

Why not marry her and then have a son

U make no sense

E no go better for him, e no go rest well....

He was a Christian o

elated177:
illicit, get what? What is there to get? It is your perverted and corrupt mind that is extrapolating MouthAction from those straight forward verses. Why not post them here.

U do that

I guess u never did Literature in English

That is an erotic poem

Or u think it was about fruits?

Common

mariahAngel:
We don't all like swallows, please! 🙄😷

Swallow that u were raised with

Samantha124:
But pap and samp are solid food... You can't tell me that rice is solid food but pap and samp aren't.

Most Nigerians come with their own food, or buy from other fellow Nigerians here in SA.

Rice ain't solid

I just meant that we have preference for solid food and Rice too
Well I don't know about samp, wats it made of?

And maybe ur pap is different to ours
Or at least prepared differently

Samantha124:
No, we don't... I first heard about it here on nairaland.

Oh really
U are used to ur diet, it's normal and natural

Nigerian men and women can not live on bread alone u know

How do our people survive there? Probably they have Nigerian restaurants where the serve our cuisine

I think I see white soup

But I/we like swallows, solid foods and Rice

And a National passport home delivery public holiday will be declared right?

Samantha124:
No, we don't.

Wow

Cassava nko?

At 14 dis one done murder

elated177:
illicit, I have read the chapters and verses between, above, beneath and beside the lines. Where was MouthAction implied, even remotely?

I know u won't get it

Do u know what simile and metaphor is?

I will bring Tiwa and Asake
I will use the balance to fvck Tiwa at the after-party

elated177:
Chapters and verses, then, illicit. Since they litter all over the book, putting down some chapters and verses shouldn't be difficult.

Read between the lines

Chapter 2 vs 3

Chapter 4 vs 16

Let's see if u can comprehend that....

Samantha124:
We have pap and samp.

If I will come to the South

I will come with my Fufu

Do u have yam?

elated177:
illicit, you are the one who shouldn't be a sadist.

Is MouthAction in the songs of Solomon? If it is, put down the chapter and verse(s).

There is nothing normal about fellati.o and cunnilingu.s.

It's written all over the songs of Solomon

If you have ever read the book, you would have encountered it

It's like u guys just eat beans, bread and varieties of meat

No solid food ni?

It's very normal

Read the songs of Solomon

Apart from procreation, sex is meant to be enjoyed too

Don't be a sadist

I've read about them sometime ago

U haven't read the old testament, have u

They are probably tired

Wait o

U arrested a palm wine tapper with the victims phone and he led u to where she is decaying

What has herdsmen got to do with that

What's there to celebrate with someone joining the Army

Person wey wan go ....