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ahnie:
Yes

I go relocate come ur side

Yes o

After all Davido has SACRIFICED

It must not be in vain

This girl no just get any iota of sense at all

Fresh catfish for 150?

ahnie:
Shishibiri,you nor chop come from house?

Oshimiri

Na u I wan chop

Oh sorry, na ur food I wan chop

Nigerian Embassy no dey involved?

You are obviously the type to be betrayed because you don't learn lessons and you can't keep quiet when necessary


You gave him trade information by yourself.

Mai come chop?

VinnyBaba:
No be for the One, when him Wife get BIG Restaurant!

Dat one no be lazy man nah

E go dey wash plate or supervise

Rubyjade:
Who is a Linguist?

I

Rubyjade:
We're urgently hiring for the following roles for our client a retail enterprise located at Jakande first gate.

I) Store Supervisor - Male/Female 80k
II) Store Keeper - male 50k
III) Sale's Rep 60k Female/Male

REQUIREMENTS
- Minimum of an OND for all the roles
- At least the candidate must have a year or more Proven experience in same field.
- The ideal candidate must reside on the Island within close proximity to Jakande (this is a determinant l)
- Excellent Communication and work ethic.

Work schedule: Mon - Sat 9am - 6pm.
Pension
13th Month
Leave allowance
Productivity allowance
Data/Call cards

Qualified candidates should send their CV to 09125175747 or positiviaconsult@gmail.com with the job role as subject of application.

Babe u get Abuja job for a Linguist?

My own be say

No food for lazy man

BUHARI

As a Baboon nah

Tribal maris would have looked good on him like d late Alaafin

Namigotalktru:
Two of those things were against his religion the last one was not just an unfortunate personal choice. Which one you or your papa fit claim?

May God rest his soul.



This his wife sha I remember her bartering her children to governors like ram during sallah

What's ur deal, young man?

Na wa o

ahnie:
Asake is the yoruba version of snoopdog,erigga is cute,but na too much weeds reconstruct his face like vampire.mayorkun is not fugly,he's only teethly.davido is cute,zlatan is ,tiwa salvage is pretty,riri is pretty,portable should have bn donated to the zoo,burnaboy,he's too thick n shares light resemblance with orangutan,naira Marley looks like someone that has series of convulsion when he was a teen.

Portable is a baboon

He lives in d zoo already

Davido is Rich, not cute

Pimine:
That's thingamajig

I actually wrote a song years ago called Thingamajig - whatchamacallit

Gotcha

ahnie:
Do you think corrective surgery on his olden face could atleast make him a lil bit handsome?

Wetin he do u

Free am abeg cos of God, he get nice voice

Most of them are ugly, Asake, Erigga, Davido, Lil Wayne, Lady Gaga, Tiwa Savage, Rihanna, Zlatan, Burna boy, Kenny saint brown, Portable, DJ chicken, Naira Marley, Mayorkun, them plenty

ahnie:
You asked me same question last night.
Anyways I would tell you the meaning of the question you asked,only if you can give me reasons why seyi vibes is xo fugly.

Lol

How am I suppose to know

Maybe malnutrition cos he was poor and suffered a lot

EyenIbibio1:
Weyrey lawon eleyi o, dey neva commot pesin wey hang for rope, dey don dey dig grave

They can't touch him that's why

They will just cut the rope to allow him fall into the grave live n direct

ahnie:
I just wonder how a reasonable human being with functioning switchbox would coin lies just to tanish someone's reputation just because you don't like that person.

Is that not witch craft?

Abeg wetin be shishibiri?

Balderdash

So did he tell you who won the Russo Ukrainian war