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Crime › Re: Gretta Vedler Killed By Her Boyfriend. Body Found In A Suitcase by illicit(m): 2:10pm On Mar 18, 2022
DrFunmisticGlow:
your sense is as rudimentary as your nipples.

The murderer used her Instagram account after her death for a year to make people think she was alive.

So the recent post calling Putin a psychopath, was also written by the fellow psychopath.
I know doctors have bad handwriting


I don't know some of them like u can't read and comprehend too shocked

Your sense is as basic as ur navel
Travel › Re: There Are Only Two Suspended Lakes In The World, Ado-awaye Suspended Lake Is One by illicit(m): 1:00am On Mar 18, 2022
Suspended lake is not hanging lake
Romance › Re: Ekaterina Lisina, World's Tallest Model Struggles To Find A Lover by illicit(m): 12:46am On Mar 18, 2022
I am 5 ft7
Family › Re: Nursing Mother Escapes Bite From A Big Python by illicit(m): 12:45am On Mar 18, 2022
shocked
Romance › Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by illicit(m): 11:53pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
Good night illi iam trying not to miss getting stoned
Stone huh

Ice is nothing if u are ROCKing with me
Romance › Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by illicit(m): 11:36pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
Jesus iknow.... Please identify ?
I am Jesus Highst
Romance › Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by illicit(m): 11:33pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
Jehovah hireh/jireh wink
I am the son of the most high
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See What A Nairalander Offered Me For A Writing Gig( Photos) by illicit(m): 11:31pm On Mar 17, 2022
Is it chatinent
Romance › Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by illicit(m): 11:30pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
You!!!!!!

You are lucky iam sober ,,,,..
I am always high tho
Romance › Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by illicit(m): 11:24pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
Three major tribes!!!


Hausa(S) is/are still the number one!! Ihave learnt a lot from Mr kabiru


If it were to be that tribe they'd sell the bike, and use the money to chasing under age girls.. No wonder they are called "something" demons (can't remember what comes before the DeMON)


Even heard they collect loans to buy wears for occasions/events
Yes I am a Yoruba demon

See d way I am haunting u tongue
Crime › Re: Caterer Who Unknowingly Accepted A Contract To Cook Human Meat At An Event by illicit(m): 11:10pm On Mar 17, 2022
I have heard this same story like 500 times
Music/Radio › Re: Bars To The Bank X Files Series by illicit(m): 10:55pm On Mar 17, 2022
Ur brain has travelled bro
Crime › Re: 60-year-old Man Allegedly Rapes Physically Challenged Minor In Rivers State by illicit(m): 10:53pm On Mar 17, 2022
Na wa o


The man get mind sha
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Willie Obiano At Lagos Airport by illicit(m): 10:42pm On Mar 17, 2022
shocked
Romance › Re: Why Doesn't My Brother Approve The Way I Treat Men by illicit(m): 7:02pm On Mar 17, 2022
Ilamina:
I don't want to fcck my gateman
Well fvck me undecided
Crime › Re: Gretta Vedler Killed By Her Boyfriend. Body Found In A Suitcase by illicit(m): 6:54pm On Mar 17, 2022
Ikillbrokehoes:
She called Putin a psychopath not knowing that she's living with a psychopath too. undecided
Imagine
Politics › Re: What Country Has A Smaller Population Than Most People Realize? by illicit(m): 6:52pm On Mar 17, 2022
Biafra
Crime › Re: What My Neighbor's 9 Years Old Daughter Did To Me When I Was Taking My Bath. by illicit(m): 6:48pm On Mar 17, 2022
Ifyspecial01:
Ogbe you too senseless jo. Assuming it were to be your daughter that's how you could have defended her that because he was masturbating and that was what now attracted the little spoilt brat to peep on him. People like you will even go further to say he rapped your untrained daughter. So that he can rot in jail. Wonder how people your 3yrs old daughter could have peeped so far
He started it

Why masturbate in a house full with kids on a hot afternoon
Crime › Re: Missing Grandfather In Ibadan by illicit(m): 6:46pm On Mar 17, 2022
Remag666:
That thing when you no wan talk so na probably wetin don do the baba grin
shocked
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Condemns Obiano’s Wife For ‘Unwarranted Attack’ On Bianca Ojukwu by illicit(m): 6:43pm On Mar 17, 2022
All I see is cougars tongue
Crime › Re: Share Your NDLEA Escapades by illicit(op): 6:36pm On Mar 17, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Make I CAPRISUN my OWN MATTERS..


Na 2013 E happen..


As I de COME back from were I go buy WEED, NaSo police see me.. Dem tell me to stop der, Dem ask me waiting de pocket, I tell Dem nothing.. NaSo Dem search me come see plenty WEED wey Dem don ROLL down for my pocket.. Dem GRAB my belt and carry me de JAZZ in police station.. dat my trouser get pocket 4 d down side and na RAW WEED full der.. NaSo I use style remove d RAW WEED come put d WEED inside my YANNSH.. bcus I no FIT stay a day inside sell without WEED ooo..


Dem put me inside SELL.. in d evening NaSo I CHUK hand inside my YANNSH and bring out plenty RAW WEED.. ALL de senior MEN inside SELL begin de hail ME.. I share RAW WEED 4 all of Dem, EVERYBODY come HIGH INTOTO... Dem Even give me name (WEED father) and Dem come give me rank 4 inside SELL..


D NEXT morning my uncle come bail me...


NaSo d matterz take go ooo!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
WTF
Romance › Re: Commercial Sex Worker Receives Blessings From 'Madam' After Her Freedom (Video) by illicit(m): 6:31pm On Mar 17, 2022
Ehen now
Politics › Re: Why Police Won’t Arrest Bianca Ojukwu, Obiano’s Wife –anambra PPRO by illicit(m): 6:25pm On Mar 17, 2022
If na common ladies now

U go arrest them collect bail and kpekus join
Crime › Re: Share Your NDLEA Escapades by illicit(op):
willbayo:
I no fit talk am
No fear any drugged officer

My guy was in rehab

He said in the evening

The drugged officers smoke behind his cell

Who wan check themhuh
Crime › Re: Missing Grandfather In Ibadan by illicit(m): 5:42pm On Mar 17, 2022
NoFucksToGive:
Should we tell them ? grin
Tell them o
Crime › Re: Share Your NDLEA Escapades by illicit(op):
I had a police friend

Whenever he is on night or guard duty

Me and him smoke hemp behind the station

Maybe the hemp was even exhibit I don't know and don't care
Crime › Share Your NDLEA Escapades by illicit(op):
Buba Marwa is working quite right

Salute

But those drug officers self dey use drugs

One soldier arrested me once when I was smoking bush inside bush all alone University days

I saw him coming and didn't run, I thought he wanted a light until he grab me but sharp guy don swallow the blunt, including the fire cool
So officer no evidence grin

But nigga detained me in his car for almost an hour and drove me around town

I told him to take me to police station, he slapped me backhand.

He took me to my house looking for evidence and he gat to pretend to my neighbors that he was my brother lol

He saw Bible of SK in my room

He was like Ewooo, na Odogwu u be? U dey chop this thing abi wtf

Las las I gave him one thousand naira for his trouble and we never met again, good riddance to bad illegal duty soldier
....

I once saw a police man put weed in a 17 year old boys pocket, I ratted him out and ran away
....

NDLEA arrested me inside a bus, I was found with one rizla and few seeds that were lying around foolishly in my luggage....

He wanted to cuff me I told him how much

He said 5k
I said na 1500 I get, he said oya bring am.

I saw him palm 5h in his shoe and went to give his commander 1k in their van.


I just dey observe

No shaking

cool
Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrests 73 Drug Offenders, Seizes 1,781.85 Kg Of Indian Hemp In Osun by illicit(m): 5:25pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
cheesy

The day they burst you kindly tell me the location of the prison so ican bring you food smiley
tongue

NDLEA wey find rizla and Arizona inside my luggage while travelling

I give am 1500, he still dey thank me


I am not a dealer they can't lock me up only if I wasnt with money at that moment
Crime › Re: Gretta Vedler Killed By Her Boyfriend. Body Found In A Suitcase by illicit(m):
Meanwhile she couldn't analyse her bf

Misplaced priority
Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrests 73 Drug Offenders, Seizes 1,781.85 Kg Of Indian Hemp In Osun by illicit(m): 5:09pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
Illicit your brothers
Make them no arrest Aro and Agogo

Those were my dealers wink cool
Romance › Re: Why Doesn't My Brother Approve The Way I Treat Men by illicit(m): 5:04pm On Mar 17, 2022
Candidlady:
They are disposables!!!! No guilt
lipsrsealed

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