ojkalito:
No matter d situation or condition Nigerians always find a way to survive...Nigerians una tough I HAIL O

wat is your problem? I didn't see any comment here when I was about typing, but after typing and posting, I found out that u have forst me to comment, asumming this topic hits front page, u have stolen my mandate, are they using u to do me from village?

Hmmmmm
Maga Don wise!!

ojkalito:
I don't comment on thread like this one

People like you deserve this.. .

namfral:
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wat is your problem? I didn't see any comment here when I was about typing, but after typing and posting, I found out that u have forst me to comment, asumming this topic hits front page, u have stolen my mandate, are they using u to do me from village?

Jonathan39:
No 14. Make #1=$1. Please Give me space to faint

Let's faint together bro

nkowalo:
congrats dear. u will reach the final

wat is your problem? I didn't see any comment here when I was about typing, but after typing and posting, I found out that u have forst me to comment, asumming this topic hits front page, u have stolen my mandate, are they using u to do me from village?

Mynd44
Lalasticalala

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The Duplex and Exotic cars you have today that has made you to look down on others would soon be out of vogue, contribute meaningfully to peoples life, Whatever you have today will be history tomorrow.

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Mynd44
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Just saw this photo somewhere and decided to share. It looks hilarious
Where was this conference held ??

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It may interest you to know that #Shisha smoking is quite becoming the fastest trend now in parties, clubs, bars, and even some homes.Also known in some countries as narghile, hookah or goza; #Shisha is a waterpipe wit a bowl, a hose, a smoke chamber & a pipe/mouthpiece.Specially made tobacco is heated & the smoke passes through water, absorbed into a hose connected to a mouthpiece for the smoker, The origin of #Shisha is disputed, some say Turkey or India but it's accepted it came from Middle East/Asia. Shisha is global now though.

Shisha smoking is a way of smoking tobacco, sometimes mixed with fruits or molasses sugar, through a bowl & a hose with a mouthpiece. The hose connects the flavored smoke from substances being burnt in the bowl to the lungs of the smoker through the mouthpiece Shisha pipes use tobacco sweetened wit fruits or molasses sugar which makes shisha smoking a more pleasurable experience than cigarettes
Popular #Shisha flavors include apple, mango, strawberries, coconut & mint. This gives the smoked tobacco a sweet smell & smooth taste.The presence of the fruits & flavor makes the #Shisha damp, so the tobacco is burnt with wood/charcoal to bring out its smoke & aroma. The sweet scent, the pleasurable taste &the awesome feeling is the reason that #Shisha smoking is now a regular habit for many people. For some people, a Friday evening is not complete without at least one hour of #Shisha smoking. For others it's up to 3or4times a week.
Now because of the flavors, the sweet aroma & nice taste, there's a gross misconception that #Shisha is NOT harmful, unlike cigarettes.
Others say since the tobacco smoke has passed through water,all the toxic chemicals in the #Shisha hav been filtered out. This is a lie.I need to be very assertive in stating categorically that #Shisha smoking is a destructive habit regardless of the smoke being flavored. Despite the fact that #Shisha is flavored &passed through water, the carcinogens (cancer-causing agents) &nicotine remains very present.
regular #Shisha smokers should know they are at risk of the same medical problems as cigarette/tobacco smokers. The nicotine present in #Shisha smoke is very addictive & things may degenerate that the smoker may need the #Shisha every day.

According to a W.H.O research, the amount of smoke inhaled in one hour of #Shisha smoking is the same as smoking 100-200 cigarettes.People smoke #Shisha for longer periods than they smoke cigarettes. Just 1 puff of inhaled #Shisha smoke is like smoking a whole cigarette.

It's hard to imagine but its true. Just one hour of #Shisha is same as smoking abt 100-200 cigarettes. Yet ppl smoke #Shisha for hours. The wrong assumption that Shisha smoking is harmless compared to cigarettes is the reason why many engage in reckless #Shisha smoking.Just like cigarettes, #Shisha smoke contains toxic agents like tobacco, nicotine, tar, Carbon monoxide, and heavy metals like Arsenic.The nicotine content of #Shisha is very addictive and may lead to a smoker being dependent. That's why they feel incomplete without it.Shisha smokers are at risk of heart disease, respiratory problems, various cancer types & in women, possible problems in pregnancy.
Is herbal #Shisha safe? NO. It is not. Shisha, whether herbal/not, usually contains tobacco & that is the cause of many medical issues.And even if u find a tobacco-free #Shisha, the smoke u inhale from the wood/charcoal contains Carbon monoxide that destroys the lungs.
Are fruit-based #Shisha safe? NO as well. Whether fruitbased or not, Shisha contains tobacco rich in smoke containing many toxins.

Also before You start feeling "This #Shisha talk is none of my business", do u frequently visit bars/clubs where there's a lot of Shisha smoking? If u go to bars/clubs with friends where there's lots of #Shisha smoking, u are a secondary smoker, even if the tube isnt in your mouth. Shisha tobacco and smoke are medically known to contain carcinogenic agents that may cause lung cancer, oral cancer & bladder cancer. Babies born to pregnant women who smoke #Shisha weigh less at birth & are at higher risk of respiratory problems, than other babies.
The American Lung Association, the British Heart Foundation and the W.H.O all say that #Shisha smoking is medically harmful to smokers.

So after saying all the harmful consequences of #Shisha smoking, the solution is to STOP smoking. Let me give simple tips that may help.
1. Make up your mind to stop. That's the first step & the most important step. Be determined to stop, even if u fail at first.

2 Try to avoid friends, occasions, bars & parties where u know u wont be able to say no to smoking. Think of ur health & stay determined

3 Always remember smoking, or drinking, is not synonymous to "class" or "being rich". It is ignorant people that reason that way.

4 Cut down on alcohol. It has been found that some types of alcohol eg beer, usually makes smoking taste so good. Just stay away.

5 Identify times u crave #Shisha. Try to distract yourself. Walk away. Dance. Go online. Chew a gum. Make a call. Anything else but smoke.

6 Make friends with non smokers. That way u reduce temptation. Never envy smokers/see smoking as somethin u miss. Only think of ur health.

Credits : Dr Olufunmilayo.
Compiled By : @The_LexNelson
Posted by xertty


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DatLagboi:
Is it just me or does it seem like davido has a big head

durentchigozie:
See as him dey. See head.

You wey no get big head, where are your big achievements?

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Lalasticalala
Mynd44

June 13 N-power second phase: List of Nigerians who are not eligible for Npower Nigeria Job

As unemployed Nigerian youths warm up for the second phase of Npower on-line job application,NpowerNG Solutions takes a look at those who cannot apply on portal.npower.gov.ng when it starts to accept fresh applications come June 13, 2017
It's expected that the second phase will experience larger applications considering the fact that those who doubted the workability of the scheme have now seen the success it has recorded so far.

If you fall in any of the ineligible people below, you need not bother yourself, there are other Social Investment Programme (SIP)  you can favourably benefit from

1. Under 18

If you're still under 18 years old, you need not apply for Npower. 18 and above is considered the age when Nigerian can decisive action.

2. Over 35 years

Related to the above is the person who is considered over age for Npower job. Federal Government says the Npower Programme is designed for young Nigerian youths who are in dire need of job.

If you're 35+ by the time the portal opens for new applications, you need not bother yourself.

3. Successful Applicants (existing beneficiaries) of the first phase

Hello, please don't reapply in the second phase if you're still in the employ of the on-going npower first phase.

If you do, you will not be shortlisted, and you might loose your current status.
Even before that happens, you WILL be caught right on the day of application because your data is already in Npower database. If you changed your name, you can't change your BVN.
IF your changed your e-mail address and phone number, you can't change the name on your academic qualifications. If you forged your certificates you might be caught and presecuted.


4. Federal Government worker

If you're FG worker, I don't see any reason why you should be struggling to get Npower temporary job that pays #30,000 as monthly stipend.5. State Government worker

A measure has been put in place by Npower through the use of BVN to detect those who are already on the payroll on government.
Please leave npower job for those who currently don't have job.
Live and let live!

6. Local Government Worker

Federal Government is aware of the fact that some LG workers might still want to apply for npower so as enjoy double salary.

Just as stated above, you'll be detected. Steer clear


7. Those who are serving jail terms (inmates) 

Inmates write JAMB/UTME. They do on-line courses, some of them are students at National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN)

But they can't apply for Npower job because of their status. They don't have total freedom.

8. Forged certificate

If you know that your certificate is forged, steer clear of npower job. The graduate programme of the scheme is meant for genuine people who went to school and graduated with genuine certificates.
The programme has been designed for all categories of people:graduates and non-graduates,  know the one that's applicable to you before you apply.

9. Certificate requirement 

N-Teach is meant for first degree holders, and NCE

N-Agro is for first degree holder, and those who have qualifications related to Agric, or those who have passion for agric coupled with your degree (even though isn't not an agric degree).

N-Health is for those who have health-related certificates.

If you have OND in Accounting, don't bother yourself applying for N-Health.©NpowerNG Solutions

Lalasticalala
Mynd44

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