Wetin concern me?

sexybbstar:
He must be a millionaire now..... And e no show for im body.

So??

Hbbbb

wahles:
Naija which way! Bt whr s Buhari?

Are you referring to the "King of London" ?

Lord have mercy ...

Lord have mercy

Chc

When you drink osogbo weed for the first time

NLPsychologist:


I clicked 'like' so you won't say we didn't like your joke o

Thanks so much

A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to London... See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed examination date
3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are expensive
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30 Naira
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small size compared to your own
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the Road because They don't want to die again
If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn just dnt let me talk!!!!!

LAUGH SMALL...

A lady lied to a guy dat she is a graduate. D guy asked "do u ave NYSC certificate? She replied "No seriously I don't like the course. Because all the subject is calculation ...."

THIS HARDSHIP NO BE JOKE O!
See a recent application letter from a friend..
No.3 ekpetu street
P.o.Box 172,
Ijola,Lagos,
Nigeria.
9th may,2017.
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary sticker,his obituary T shirt,his death certificate,his obituary poster and the picture of his coffin as proof of vacancy.
You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB.
Thank you,
Yours faithfully,
Chukwuebuka Ayo Umar

When you drink osogbo weed for the first time...

Hbb

Nigerian Army has been training since I was a kid but Nigeria has never had any war. Why can't they just organise a friendly match with Iran, syria or Afghanistan?

Sirpaul:
Shift... abeg this one na news...
sh*t

Were you forced to read it??

adorablevic:
wow.. see that those big apples

RIP ENGLISH!!!

veekid:
Dog thief

Must you always spew thrash??

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