₦airaland Forum

Most loan Apps ehn?
Thieves!
Imagine Alend charging almost 33k interest on a loan of 60k for just a month.

Ladies new Yahoo Format is using their toto to make money while you wear rubber to go into their borehole and you call that s3x.

You never know with women!

A story was reported recently about a pastor in Benin who is said to be the father of three of the four children born in a marriage between the couple he wedded in his church twelve years before.
It was after he was caught having sex with the married woman who was also a member of his church a DNA test was conducted.
This recently happened at Upper Sakponba Area of Benin City.
I have just heard that the woman committed suicide yesterday to hide her shame.

Don't sell your Pi Network coin at giveaway price please. You will regret you did after Mainnet launch.

My clever student,
Clap for yourself!
You have hit the head on the nail....abi na the reverse?

Sonnobax15:

As a Nigerian man, just have money.

Cuz as a man with money,an average Nigerian banny has no class and choice but to say YES to your proposal...

I threw mine away the last time I succeeded in opening it.

That video clip was tutored via AI technology.
The Governor never made such a blunder.

Small girl sense.
Still pricking about with small boys who dress rugged.
By the time they make you a Baby Mama your eyes go clear!

You should have added that all men should put mop on the head when going for a date like some young boys do.

siofra:
There are places you wear that to and there are places you can't wear it to. Wearing it on a date is not it abeg

Love doesn't exist and has never existed.
What we call love is an emotional lapse which could heal would time as reality dawns on the 'contriver'.
Love experience that most people claim, makes them subject to manipulation by the second party in the love game.

Just perform your duties ceremoniously and enjoy an enduring relationship.

That way you will not be a subject of manipulation in your home.

Nigeria!

victorazyvictor:
Which country is this?

Now that hunger is at its peak in Nigeria can drinking peak milk ameliorate it?

Hmm, let's have a try if the price would be affordable.

Crying is cheap these days my people.

No big names?

Hmm.

Na only poor man dey suffer criminal offence.

Chei!

Why you go pour your wahala inside innocent girl toto?

Well, ask her to take PrEP because you fit don give am HIV.

If na to prevent pregnancy, let her use Postnor2. Note the dosage oh.

Your preek needs a knock on the cap sef.

Will they hear?
This Indomie generation is something else.

Has the man a side-chick?

My cousin who was in the House of Assembly in my state, bought his girlfriend a brand new car while his wife is using a fairly used one.

Another baby is coming to see the price of baby food rise!

It's well.
So na sub be your problem now wen people dey beg for food?

A man from my church (RCC) married a Choir Mistress who insisted that they MUST not have sex until they were married.
They got married without first having sex but six months after, the man divorced her.
REASON?
Extra-wide watery toto that smelled like rotten wall-gecko. The man had to discharge her after six months and later married a well-tested and verified toto owner.

Pepper spray go enter your eyes soon!

Control your preek this Yule tide season or you nor go chop rice oh!

This is the reason you are still unmarried. No man takes that sh*it from bannies like you.

MadamVanessa:


Desperate woman stoop so low like this, and the man have no iota of respect for a woman he claims he loves.

What's the point of all these? Can't proposals be intimate and private affairs? Some persons even go to the extent of dressing up, visiting a photo studio, and capturing the moment. So childish to me

As for me, I highly doubt I'll ever consider remarriage, despite having numerous suitors at present but if at all I made a change of mind. To any potential admirers, let this be clear, I will not be proposed to in a public spectacle. You don't have any right to kneel down for me while proposing, you don't have the right to expect me to kneel and accept a ring. Try that silly attitude and see me walk away from you.

It will work and make Edo State an economic giant in Jesus Name!
Amen!

Some bad-belle people are already wishing that it fails but it won't in Jesus Name!
Amen!

I can't allow any child related to me to attend an institution in a community of cannibals.

A POS agent spotted.

gaddafe:
You are thinking like a baby

I pay one of my young girlfriends 30k monthly now she's asking for 50k.

It's not a matter of being a SIMP, just helping out.

Dey play!

Tell the street girls that.

Think Nigerian not English.

Wetin concern us with anoda country wahala?

Check mine too if u want to become part of the world hustle.

haybhi1:
That's a fact. But they're only contributions. Nowadays, you realize money breeds love but it's fake love. However, poverty breeds no love, either fake or original. But to make money when you don't come from money,
you have to be ruthless. And love barely had anything to do with ruthlessness. That's why you see everyone ditching off love. In the case of pablo and hookup, reality is the sailor. Pablo thinks if he didn't have the resources, pablets and hookups won't come, so he has to remain ruthless with the scamming. Hookup babe thinks she could exploit what she has to get what she needs, so she must gravitate towards pablos or the likes, because the non-pablo guys she ordinarily may love initially usually lack the resources she wants.

In addition, love is built on emotions but reality is different and will always have its place. Back in those days, people rely on these emotions to demonstrate love. For these reasons, reality are blinded. Life was cheap and undemanding. You notice a normal lady, but because love, you deceive yourself and her telling her she's the prettiest woman alive. The day economy remove the veil on your eye, you live together, you notice she messes and shit and no way different from you, she becomes normal, and you stop the eulogy. Fight erupts and love lost. Your friend has a family he badly wants to die for, the day he dies, you notice life continues, and economy soon makes them forgot he was even once in their life. Love lost still.

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