Psychological evaluation is an emergency here oh.

Could This Be a case of substance abuse please?

English Language failed this one!
You are one of the embarrassment you mentioned in your incoherent piece.

Why can't insecurity be curtailed in Nigeria?

It's unbecoming!

Say, "by heart" instead.

Never under-rate the power of toto.

Forget whether it smells or not but it could reduce even a king to a baby! Examples: King David saw Beersheba's toto and committed adultery. Solomon too allowed idolatry because of the queen of Sheba.
Samson also lost his strength because of the manipulation of toto.

See how small girl fit manipulate a whole warlord and turn am to a SIMPle man?

Toto get power sha especially when who get am equally get fine face.

No place like home!

Serious investigation needed.

Oh boy! Take a bottle of Heineken beer!
Your talk is golden!

immortalcrown:
After you have repeatedly asked her out, does she still check on you, hold you in public and sit with you in your Church?

I think she is silently dying for another man who is probably unaware or uninterested. She is trying to use you to arouse jealousy in him while reserving you as her second choice since her first choice is not guaranteed.

That the woman is your foster-mother.

Having a woman to share your life with you is a natural order that is divinely ordained by the Creator and NO MAN can put it asunder.
No matter how logical your argument may tend to be, it's irrational before the Creator!

Women remain our partner in this journey of life.

TRUE!

JOACHINpedro:

Left for me, simps makes great husbands.
Think about it

Holding the tiger by the tail.
He take colo

Chika -go!

Drop the change now...

True...RULE 1: Never take ANY woman for granted

Entitlement mentality!

You were trying to force your thing into a sealed toto.

Another Lazy Youth spotted!
Ebi kpawa mentor.

The Creator made a seal in the woman's private as a proof that it has not been tampered with. It can only be ready for the 'job' it is meant for based on mutual agreement that both partners...the female and the male are ready for a union that would bring forth children. Such agreement could even go further to include the consent of family members from both sides.

A man must essentially first get married to a virgin before breaking her seal because such seal signifies purity and a good moral upbringing.

You can study forkology as a major instead of quitting.

I remember when I was in 100Level studying same course, DoggyStyle101 was my favourite course.

Learn to say "NO" to jobless man's gbola, una nor go hear.

Learn when not to open your legs too wide for preek to enter, una go think say na rumour....see wetin preek do you now!

If na im gbola dey hungry you, you better give him some space. How you expect preek to raise under this circumstance?

Let your toto breathe...I beg!

Go for Pi.
It has huge potentials even if it is priced $100/Pi.