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Chei!

Why you go pour your wahala inside innocent girl toto?

Well, ask her to take PrEP because you fit don give am HIV.

If na to prevent pregnancy, let her use Postnor2. Note the dosage oh.

Your preek needs a knock on the cap sef.

Will they hear?
This Indomie generation is something else.

Has the man a side-chick?

My cousin who was in the House of Assembly in my state, bought his girlfriend a brand new car while his wife is using a fairly used one.

Another baby is coming to see the price of baby food rise!

It's well.
So na sub be your problem now wen people dey beg for food?

A man from my church (RCC) married a Choir Mistress who insisted that they MUST not have sex until they were married.
They got married without first having sex but six months after, the man divorced her.
REASON?
Extra-wide watery toto that smelled like rotten wall-gecko. The man had to discharge her after six months and later married a well-tested and verified toto owner.

Pepper spray go enter your eyes soon!

Control your preek this Yule tide season or you nor go chop rice oh!

This is the reason you are still unmarried. No man takes that sh*it from bannies like you.

MadamVanessa:


Desperate woman stoop so low like this, and the man have no iota of respect for a woman he claims he loves.

What's the point of all these? Can't proposals be intimate and private affairs? Some persons even go to the extent of dressing up, visiting a photo studio, and capturing the moment. So childish to me

As for me, I highly doubt I'll ever consider remarriage, despite having numerous suitors at present but if at all I made a change of mind. To any potential admirers, let this be clear, I will not be proposed to in a public spectacle. You don't have any right to kneel down for me while proposing, you don't have the right to expect me to kneel and accept a ring. Try that silly attitude and see me walk away from you.

It will work and make Edo State an economic giant in Jesus Name!
Amen!

Some bad-belle people are already wishing that it fails but it won't in Jesus Name!
Amen!

I can't allow any child related to me to attend an institution in a community of cannibals.

A POS agent spotted.

gaddafe:
You are thinking like a baby

I pay one of my young girlfriends 30k monthly now she's asking for 50k.

It's not a matter of being a SIMP, just helping out.

Dey play!

Tell the street girls that.

Think Nigerian not English.

Wetin concern us with anoda country wahala?

Check mine too if u want to become part of the world hustle.

haybhi1:
That's a fact. But they're only contributions. Nowadays, you realize money breeds love but it's fake love. However, poverty breeds no love, either fake or original. But to make money when you don't come from money,
you have to be ruthless. And love barely had anything to do with ruthlessness. That's why you see everyone ditching off love. In the case of pablo and hookup, reality is the sailor. Pablo thinks if he didn't have the resources, pablets and hookups won't come, so he has to remain ruthless with the scamming. Hookup babe thinks she could exploit what she has to get what she needs, so she must gravitate towards pablos or the likes, because the non-pablo guys she ordinarily may love initially usually lack the resources she wants.

In addition, love is built on emotions but reality is different and will always have its place. Back in those days, people rely on these emotions to demonstrate love. For these reasons, reality are blinded. Life was cheap and undemanding. You notice a normal lady, but because love, you deceive yourself and her telling her she's the prettiest woman alive. The day economy remove the veil on your eye, you live together, you notice she messes and shit and no way different from you, she becomes normal, and you stop the eulogy. Fight erupts and love lost. Your friend has a family he badly wants to die for, the day he dies, you notice life continues, and economy soon makes them forgot he was even once in their life. Love lost still.

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Okay.

But keep your sanity in tact.

He has just declared looting of public treasury legal!

That reminds me of the old movie:
Alibaba and the forty thieves!

So long as he can only spell Monday, he is good to go.

Malroux:
Same Monday that can't even spell Tuesday.

The poor need your help.
Show them some love if you can afford it.

Exactly what your son/daughter will do to you soon!

uuzba:
Tolerate what?
When dad was young, was he not speeding?
Did he listen to his own dad to slow down?
Now that OP is speeding, Dad is shouting left and right.
Abeg comot for the car or drive yourself.

Your son would do exactly that to you before you are your father's age.

He will shout at you to shut up or even beat you up in Jesus Name!

You are rude to a protective father and you come here to lie that you were not driving at high speed.

Most of these ladies are no virgins.

Brainless Gen Z.

There are older people in Africa.

You should be proud of your country.

Only a fool would sell his/her Pi Coin when they are about to launch next month.

Don't give away your wealth oh.
It's gonna be more than $500 per Pi