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Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by imagrg(m): 9:47pm On Apr 07
Instead of them to pour the juice inside toto and take am born, dem dey throw way am for toilet.
They will meet their Waterloo. lipsrsealed
Health / Re: Please Help With My Medical Illness Am Down by imagrg(m): 6:06am On Apr 07
Down to what?
Go to the hospital please.
Health / Re: What Is This On Her Breast by imagrg(m): 6:02am On Apr 07
I don't know why I'm salivating like a baby seeing this picture. Preek sef nor gree rest.

Well, ask your sister to do proper lab test as would be recommended by a medical doctor.
Business / Re: Breaking: List Of Loan Apps Backlisted By CBN: by imagrg(m): 5:40am On Apr 07
Nigeria dey borrow too.

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Crime / Re: N20,000 Per Beating: Dismissed Naval Officer Arrested (photo) by imagrg(m): 5:25am On Apr 07
Self-employed terrorist. shocked
Health / Re: John Tinniswood: Guinness World Records Names 111-Year-Old As Oldest Living Man by imagrg(m): 5:19am On Apr 07
My grandfather died at 118.
Business / Re: 20 Countries Most In Debt To China by imagrg(m): 5:17am On Apr 07
Nigeria dey owe workers a lot too.
I wish it is a human being, I for wear knickers go im house go draw debt wen e dey owe me. grin
Politics / Re: Increased Tariff: AC Is The Real Elephant, A Rude Shock Awaits Nigerians- Ugodre by imagrg(m): 9:43pm On Apr 06
I shall suspend the use of AC in my house till further notice.
Romance / Re: Nigeria Police Confirm Death Of 14 Year Old Girl In Company Of Lover In Hotel Ro by imagrg(m): 7:22pm On Apr 06
What is interesting in a Minor's toto?
Scanty beards and a small gash in between? angry

I can't do a Minor...even in my dreams! undecided

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Romance / Re: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by imagrg(m): 7:11pm On Apr 06
Your mate they think of how dem go invent car wen dey use water you dey teach how to sleep with girls.
See my people oh! grin grin
Romance / Re: Damn! by imagrg(m): 7:00pm On Apr 06
Craze everywhere you go! grin
Crime / Re: Commercial Motorcyclist Nabbed For Killing Wife’s Friend In Ondo by imagrg(m): 6:30pm On Apr 06
Hmm, the heart of a man.
Romance / Re: When Ever He Used And Dump You by imagrg(m): 5:16am On Apr 06
You made yourself available to a bad boy!
Romance / Re: Should I break up because she is still a minor? by imagrg(m): 4:59am On Apr 06
Be with her...sex free until she's 18, then fvck the he'll out of her and probably marry her. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men by imagrg(m): 4:45am On Apr 06
Your choice of the bad guys is what later breaks your heart!
Romance / Re: The Only Aspect Nigerian Men Beat Caribbean Men At by imagrg(m): 4:41am On Apr 06
Experience is the best teacher. grin
Ilamina:
Is circumcision

Nigerian men circumcize, Caribbean men don't


We Nigerians proudly embrace the Jewish culture of circumcision

I hate uncircumcised dick
Romance / Re: Ladies Which One Will You Go For by imagrg(m): 4:39am On Apr 06
Na bad guys dey capture them Las Las.
The cool and gentle guys be their mugus.
Me, I done tire to play mugu sef; I wan be bad guy.

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Romance / Re: Which Would You Choose by imagrg(m): 4:35am On Apr 06
Naija, anytime, anywhere!

Corruption everywhere you go! grin

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Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by imagrg(m): 4:27am On Apr 06
The goose that lays the golden eggs must be specially treated of course or no golden egg for her.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Massive 4.8 Earthquake Hits New York by imagrg(m): 9:20pm On Apr 05
It is really horrible!

Imagine the earth swallowing humanity!

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Investment / Most People Are Taking Pi For Granted And May Regret Doing So! by imagrg(m): 3:02pm On Apr 04
I'm not promoting anything.
I've gotten enough of it.

I'm just wondering why some people would not want to give something being offered for free a try.

Pi is going to surprise many people and make the patient thank their stars for being part of the huge wealth that everyone envisages soon.

If you still don't understand what I am talking about, spy my siggy below for more clarification and thank me later!

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Politics / Re: What You Must Know About The New Electricity Tariff Hike by imagrg(m): 10:43am On Apr 04
The fact is that many people are either doing 'by-pass'. And some corrupt BEDC workers give light illegally to some stores and houses in the remote parts of Benin City and collect 3k monthly.
Some old meters that are no longer working but gives free light to some houses abound too.
Romance / Re: Please Suggest A STRONG Energy Drink For Me by imagrg(m): 5:12am On Apr 04
Which one good for knacking?
Crime / Re: Man Kills Childhood Friend In Ondo, Steals His Motorcycle, Sells It For ₦130,000 by imagrg(m): 7:20pm On Apr 03
Jenny, nor let me chook my cucumber size preek inside your thing oh! cool
Jennyclay:
Nigerian men can’t go a day without committing crime especially the broke good for nothing poverty stricken men undecided

The court should just sentence this animal to death ASAP!! undecided

Bunch of rapist and murderers!!
Evil men!!
Crime / Re: Man In Agony As Envious Neighbor Poisons Fish Pond With Sniper, Kills Livelihood by imagrg(m): 7:10pm On Apr 03
That was how my neighbour once poisoned my hen and all the chicks mixing rat poison with grains because they passed waste in her compound.
People are indeed wicked.

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Crime / Re: FGN To Arrest And Prosecute Fake Degree Holders by imagrg(m): 7:05pm On Apr 03
shocked
Romance / Re: Canadian Lady With Huge Chest Claps Back At Those Who Asked Her To Wear Bra by imagrg(m): 6:26pm On Apr 03
Disgusting!
Tueh!
Celebrities / Re: "Mummy Of Lagos" Chants Erupt As Bobrisky Makes Grand Entry To Event by imagrg(m): 5:33am On Apr 03
He/she is regretting he cut off his preek on the realisation that he/she can't have a child and enjoy normal life again.

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Romance / Re: 19 Years Old. Should I Stop Supporting Her? by imagrg(m): 5:23am On Apr 03
Since she's not a Christian, stop doing the 'Good Samaritan' thing for her.

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Romance / Re: Brothel Romance: Some Ayes Are After My Life by imagrg(m): 5:13am On Apr 03
Later you will be looking for what will make your preek hard.
Dey play!

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