₦airaland Forum

MrOkenwa:
I bought one 2 days ago….70k

Someone I asked to help me check said 73-75k including delivery and staging.

I thought twas inflated. Make I go buy na.

Many thanks

Good day guys,

Please, I need idea on the prevailing price of concrete electric pole.

Kindly assist

amstamon:
U leave around Ikotun? I can link u with a good mech

I'm in the east

amstamon:
Dey use am like that

I just put new engine and I never drive up to 50km. U check am nau. Besides, I am on the highway most times.

I need help o

Pls, my toyota camry 2003 can't raise above 4. Fuel pump, exhaust sensor, airflow meter, coil checked but issue persist.

Pls, help

Delivered to Warri

Ifebazz:
Special Thanks to Amdman!

I received my 'very clean' Benz a couple of days ago, and boy, Amdman, you need to get yourself a Samsung S20 or Huawei P30 Pro smartphone with better picture quality cameras, because, your iphone camera didn't do justice to what I picked up!

The car came with virtually all accessories, spare tyre, the main tyres has lots of thread on them, the leather seats looks as if it has never been used, even one SARS man disected my First Aid kit sef, looking for what, I don't know.
Abeg help me hail Canada people, them dey try.

I bumped into the guy (fastest finger) that bought the initial one I wanted to buy. Ol boy, the cars are top notch. I felt a little sense of pride when I noticed most dudes there were 'eyeing' the ride.

Amdman's team down here also are very sensible dudes. I really felt his cool and collected demeanor has been inculcated in them with a courtesy not easily associated with typical Nigerians. That's a very good thing every businessman should try to imbibe.

I loved the honesty with which he carried out his dealings, Amdman, you will go places! Honesty is a scarce commodity in this part of the world.

Surely, my next rides will be coming in through you (if you keep the flag flying) and hopfully its gonna be soon.

For the skeptical dudes in here waiting for 'who go first buy', I don buy oooh. The guy is 100% LEGIT as they come. The only hidden charges is the two bottles of chilled Heineken that I drank while waiting for my goods to be discharged.

The only non positive as I have told him personally is his response time and relay of feedbacks to customers. I understand that the Time Differences of the two time Zones isn't helping matters but, that's an area you can definitely improve on just to allay customers' fears and anxiety.

Peeps, I relied, entirely on Amdman's judgement in procuring my car from him, and when he told me it was a 'fantastic deal', I now understand what he meant.

Once again, thank you for making us happy as I wish you many more businesses your way.

Oya snap show us nau

amdman:
2008 Mercedes Benz B200

No faults reported

174k miles

N1.5m

Still available? I'm interested

10 years old account available. Send me a DM if via mail(check my profile) if interested

Add 08172599226. Thanks

Still available. Owner is traveling abroad hence he's selling

My people, my people. Callers are intimidating me.

I remove 30k.

Let's deal at 1.320.

I try nau?

This Camry is up for sale. Neat body, alloy wheels, chilling ac, clean interior, sound and well maintained engine.

Call 08172599226

Good morn nlders. Pls, my camry makes a disturbing noise from d front leg (driver side) when I drive thru water and the brake pad had been checked severally yet d noise persist. I need a lasting solution pls.

raphaelogun:
Price reduced

How much, pls?

My dear, how long I wan wear am? Na for eternity? Dah wz how my kid Bro met me requesting for 1k to go n buy boxers (thinking he want to renew his wardrobe) and he came back with one thing n said 1k. Come c provocation nau. If I go Iyana ipaja, I go buy 13. Telling me 1boxer is 1k. Nor make me vex o

tolulope855:
Midly used Toyota Corolla 2004 model. For sale in ABUJA.
Sound Engine and automatic gear.
first body. Colour still glows.
Factory fitted AC chilling!
Neat fabric interior
Excellent fuel economy.
And lots more.
Buy and drive!
Price is 1.550m negotiable!
Call for inspection. Call or whatsapp: 07066590600.
Location: ABUJA
Available

Engine pix?

THUNDAR:
He is calling me a young man and am laughing in broken English!

I would love to just strike you now but, let me do press up

Old man, buy from wer it plizes u.

durentsneh:
Chai. The beginning of the cucumbola virus.

it's actually cucumbiasis

THUNDAR:
Oga Jumia who you epp


so jumia do not regulate prices because I have a phone to sell I can just put any price I like Abi

CONTINUE

yung man, it's competition. Buy from werever it plizies u

U r contradicting urself yngman. U don't sound like u rili wnt to cry or is it 'ghen, ghen, ghen' u do wen crying?

franklyn00:
Guys I feel so bad cry cry, cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match grin, so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) undecided, then as the guy, I made the badoo move

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me
As in Why re you showing me this?

Did i do anything wrong?

#palmgossip

ebosie11:
PHOTO OF THE WEEK!

After just 2 days in rehabilitation, our Chibok Schoolgirls are looking wonderful. Thanks to the Almighty God, the Federal Government, and all those who played a role in their release and rehabilitation.

The guy in the middle is Senator Ali Ndume (Borno South).

Photo Credit to: Muhammed Hussain.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/check-out-new-look-of-released-chibok.html?m=1

From what is c, it's like dey hv been meeting before and I perceive dey r only bringing to limelight what dey hv bn doing in secret.

Dey were taken away as girls and return as women. Kabiesi o

cherrycyn90:
s no longer news that Nigeria is in recession now. Things are going from bad to worse e.g Companies closing up, workers losing their jobs, food is also scarce too now our darling GALA has also been affected by the change.


SEE MORE PICTURES >> http://www.enzyhub.com/change-has-finally-affected-gala-see-what-i-found-inside-gala-pics/

CC: lalasticlala

repackage and return (if u hv d warranty in place). I guess na manufacturers fault

Bigajeff:
What do you think about this innovation? Keke Napep or Marwa with full air conditioner option. hit or miss?

Are Nigerians patient enof to use dis one? We prefer d one we can jump in n out wen we get to our destination. No tym to open door.

balatukur:
The news of President Muhammadu Buhari
seeking emergency powers to reflate the
economy went gaga on the social media,
yesterday.
The emergency powers, according to
President Buhari and his economic team
will only last for one year.
According to the plan, the government is
expected to send an Executive Bill to the
National Assembly for Executive orders to
tackle the economic crisis.
The objectives of the action-plan on the
economy, which is in recession, include
shoring up the value of the naira, creation
of more jobs, boosting of foreign reserves,
reviving the manufacturing sector and
improving power.
Here are 7 things Nigerians need to know
about the president's request for
emergency powers to stimulate the
economy - by seeking to by-pass major
extant laws that may stand in as
bottlenecks.
1. More Funds for State Governments
The bill seeks to amend certain laws, such
as the Universal Basic Education (UBE)
Act 2004.
The UBE Act states in section 11, sub-
section 2, that “for any State to qualify for
the federal government block grant
pursuant to sub-section (1) of this section,
such State shall contribute not less than
50% of the total cost of projects as its
commitment in the execution of the
project”.
With most states cash-strapped, the bill
seeks to overrule this section, and allow
states access about N58 billion “stuck” in
UBEC’s coffers.
If the bill sails through, interested states
would have N58 billion to spend through
this economic crisis.
Analysts believed the proposal to review
the UBEC Laws will surely help to unlock
the liquidity, which the associated
spending will provide.
2. Boosting Foreign Reserves
Nigeria’s foreign exchange reserves fell to
an 11-year low on August 19, 2016,
standing at $25.7billion.
With such depleting reserves, following a
plunge in crude oil prices, the government
is seeking to get emergency powers to sell
and/or lease government property to raise
$50 billion to shove the reserves.
3. End to Forex Crisis – Strengthening of
Nation's Currency
With reserves in good shape, it would
become immediately easier for the Central
Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to defend the naira,
and shore up its value in the face of
dwindling oil prices.
A vote for this bill by the national
assembly, should lead to a stronger naira
against the dollar, an end to forex scarcity,
and some stimulation in the Nigerian
economy.
4. Job Opportunities
According to the Nigerian Bureau of
Statistics report for the past three
quarters, at least 1.5 million Nigerians
have become unemployed.
The president and his team promised
employment, and had not effectively
delivered on that.
However, with the new bill, funds will be
allotted for many capital projects, which
will in turn generate employment.
With states having access to the UBE fund
as stated in the bill, the school feeding
programme of this administration may kick
off and create employment in Nigeria’s
vibrant informal sector.
5. Reducing Bureaucracy
The Nigerian procurement act has been
reported time and again as cumbersome,
stalling the speed of implementation of
government projects.
This bill seeks to also “support stimulus
spending on critical sectors of the
economy; make orders to favour local
contractors/suppliers in contract awards”
6. Flexible Visa Process
Nigeria is desperate for foreign investment;
foreign portfolio investment had declined
by 86 percent in the past year, while
foreign direct investment had plummeted
by over 50 percent.
Osinbajo, who confirmed this at a
presidential policy dialogue in Lagos, said
the government was working on policies
aimed at reducing fiscal and forex
imbalances, boosting dollar liquidity,
lending to the real sector, and increasing
“FDIs and FPI by sustaining enabling
policies”.
The bill, according to reports, seeks “to
embark on radical reforms in visa issuance
at Nigeria’s consular offices and on arrival
in the country”.
This visa process, similar to that of the
United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Ghana’s
newly-adopted system, is to ensure ease
of movement by investors into Nigeria.
7. Ease of Doing Business
Nigeria has lagged many developing
countries on the ease of doing. The
bottlenecks are enormous, the laws are
strenuous, the tax policies are repetitive.
The bill seeks to address some of these
issues and improve the ease of doing
business in Nigeria.
The office of the vice president, when
contacted, neither confirmed nor denied,
the existence of the bil. https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/emergency-power-7-things-every-nigerian-should-know-about-buharis-request.220192/

When oil business was booming, states squandered resources and now, it's UBEB resources dey seek to live on? We say 'NO'.

2. What led to depletion of foreign reserve? Unless d economy is diversified to earn more foreign exchange, we can't help it. Recently, the govt went searching for oil in d north. Preaching agriculture n practising oil? We refuse to be deceived.

3. The proposed end to forex xchange is vague. Convince us more as we don't c any end in ur story.

4. When oil was @ all tym high, capital projects were abandoned. How much do u intend to realise from d lease of govt asset? Diversify the economy and stop dis cook n bull story.

5. Don't tell us abt bureaucracy. If majority of govt officials and law makers are from same party, then there should be no bureaucracy. They shld sit down and communicate more. What I c there is lots of hidden agenda and we say 'NO'.

6. Bravo! What is the level of electricy being generated? No light, no security, politics is unstable, etc. Which investor wan come? Be careful o. We refused to b deceived.

7. According to my pastor friend, e nor easy for Ezekiel if not e for dey for new testament. We acknowledge the good TSA has done but you will testify of the many ills and the multiplier effect on business.

In my own opinion, the govt shld diversify the economy, improve agricultural practises, develop local content. Look inward and change things for the better.

where is the diversification of Nigerian economy we are clamouring for? Change inwords

chie8:
It is official.Exploration of oil has started in North East Nigeria.

Details later

Image credit:Sallau

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/exploration-begins-north-east.html

U dey joke.

Beamborla:
you married her not her boobs...

What if she hid her breast to test your love for her?
After all, guys do all sort of annoying and dehumanizing things all in the name of testing

Moreover, marriage is for better and for worse...


Keep the loving burning