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Gift10:
Bleep bitches..Cos he has money u tattoo his name on ur arm,Bleep you..let him go broke tomorrow u insult him.

I guess you knew nothing about her. Visit 'Wiki'. Or Anambra State, then u will know why Flavor respect her.

Pls! My house no. Is 24. But PHCN used to bring no. 7. Pls what would I do?

josielewa:
wizzy fans pls hug this

sorry my baby boo (wizzy baby) won AFRIMA.

Wiz kid & Tiwa Savage absence na really f*ck.

I heard that Npower has stopped. Pls how true is it?

wristbangle:
We live in a part of the world where many guys are attracted to flashy and materialistic ladies forgetting that most of these ladies are no go area for any sane man who wants to live a fulfilled life.

However, flashy and materialistic ladies are usually very lazy and unproductive set of people. They have no other thing they are thinking rather than taxing guys for money simply because they so much believe that life revolves around their butts and bosoms. All they talk about is how they can't settle down with a man that earns nothing less than 200k per month even though they themselves have not paid back the N50 they borrowed from MTN for the past three month.

Many a times, you see them artificially dressed from head to toe, always on designer shoes, bags, heavy make-up, massive bosoms and butts and they begin to walk like when Jesus rode on a donkey.

It has been observed that some guys shamelessly lust after these dumb, greedy yet unproductive ladies who only enjoy the comfort of what their pockets will bring to them.

Of recent, guys are now becoming wiser that they have come to realise that getting entangled with a lady who is lazy yet financially bankrupt is a big disaster to their ministry.

Church girls are not in any way different as some of them are mere pretenders, repackaged olosho who disguise as angels of light to deceive a brother in the church.

It's high time guys opened their eyes and realize that the height they will attain in life largely depends on the kind of ladies they choose as companions. If you find yourself dating a lady who can't do without talking about elaborate wedding, how stunning she wants to look and how she wants the jaw of people to break each time she walk, then you should know that your salary will definitely be responsible for that.

Take for example, when you get married to an unsatisfied and unrepentant slay queen, how long will you constantly cater for her personal needs which ordinarily would gulp up your whole salary?. Using your salary or little earnings to make her happy when your mates are already buying lands and building houses when you're still at one spot?

Let's take a look at it from another angle. Imagine a situation where your monthly income is 80k per month. The cost of accommodation may gulp up to 7k on monthly basis depending on the location. Feeding, electricity bill, transport and miscellaneous may gulp to 30k leaving you with only 47k per month. Imagine your parasitic girlfriend always disturbing every now and then for her hair, monthly data subscription and frivolities, why won't you remain on a spot? And if standards are not met, she would resort to extra marital affairs and rob it on your face.

From the above explanation, can you see why some guys have no savings even if their salaries are overwhelming? Meanwhile a wise guy who earns less but knows his way around these flashy and parasitic ladies would have something tangible to boast of as savings at the end of the month.

It's hightime we give ourselves brain. Don't go for stunning ladies because you want people to cheer you up each walking with her on the street but go for a career driven lady with great potentials.

And lastly, don't go for ladies with feminism ideology. They are nothing but waste of time. They are the worst kind of ladies you can ever date. All they need talking about is how they can't offer financial assistance to a man and how they want to be the boss of the relationship/marriage .


A word is enough for the wise. Happy weekend

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The man on d left hand side tire 4 Evans case.

CakezbyMarie:
Micky mouse clubhouse

how much?

youngstarlit:
It is the dream of every student to
graduate with first class honour , but only few have been able to achieve this. Is it about the pride in saying, "I graduated with first class" or the great demand for first class graduates in the labour market? Is it about making your parent proud or because of other reasons? Whatever your reason might be, you are about to know the secrets of first class students .

first of all, ask yourself if you really want to graduate with first class. If your answer is yes, you are one step ahead. Secondly, ask yourself, Can I graduate with first class? . If your answer is yes, you are two steps ahead. That is the spirit you need. The final and most important question is "How do I graduate with first class?" , which is the question that gave birth to this article. So, let's answer the question, "How to graduate with first class" .


1. DEVELOP A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD
If you make God number one in your agenda, he will make you number one. While you are on campus, you will faced with different crises(physically and sometimes spiritually). The only solution is to pray to God Almighty.


2. SET A SMART GOAL
You have to set a goal before you can achieve it. Your target goal must be Smart, Measurable, Achievable, Realistic and Timely(SMART). At the beginning of each academic session, choose the scores and grades you wish to have in all your courses and write it down. You can't possible make a first class when your target goal is to graduate with a second class. So, get your goals right and make it smart.


3. STAY FOCUSED
Making the decision, "I want to graduate with first class" Is quite easy to say. Keeping the dream alive is the difficult one. When you face crises on campus, don't despair and keep your head straight up. Remain focused and determined towards achieving your goal(To graduate with first class).

It is very certain that a lot of things will want to distract and discourage you, but you have to remain focused and determined. That is the spirit you need to graduate with first class.


4. USE YOUR TIME THE RIGHT WAY
If you want to graduate with first class in school, you have to manage your time effectively. Know how to use your time the right way. Do not place anything above your academic works. Studies first, then others follow. Don't waste your time on social activities.


5. ATTEND CLASSES, PRACTICALS AND TUTORIALS
If you are willing to graduate with first class, you must not take this point lightly. Strive to attend all lectures and practicals, join study tutorials and discuss academic works with mates. Don't take any of your academic work with levity. When doing this, ensure you are punctual. There is no class that is not important, you will learn at least one new thing in every lecture.

You will also have the opportunity to ask questions directly from lecturers and get first-class answer. Do you even know that lecturers ask questions that will come out of examination during lectures? Yes, they do. If you are wise, that is an expo for you.


6. BE AHEAD OF OTHERS
Who is a first class graduate? A graduate among other graduates that is ahead of others academically based on his/her report. So, if you want to become a first class graduate, you have to be ahead of others. Read ahead of others, read ahead of your
examination, read ahead of your lecturers, read ahead of your mates. You want to be a first class graduate, so you must be ahead.


7. DISCOVER YOURSELF
What works for Paul might not work for Peter. While some students cram for examination to become first class graduate, cramming for examination might not work you. Know yourself, be yourself. Discover your most effective study time, discover your most effective study method, know your strengths and weaknesses. Work on these discoveries and use them the right way.


8. KNOW YOUR LECTURERS AND YOUR SCHOOL
Each school has its own way of conduct, and also each lecturer has his/her own system. One man's food is another man's poison. While some lecturers like students that write additional information in examination and give them bonus marks, other lecturers don't like it and remove marks. How do you know which lecturer like this and which lecturer hate that? Simple..... Through observation, asking questions in class, answering questions in class and by asking your seniors in school, you'll know each lecturer and what their expectations are.


9. DEVELOP THE RIGHT ATTITUDE
You know what? You can't graduate with first class when you don't behave like one. You will hear your mates and seniors saying "Nobody has ever passed the course of this lecturer", "Nobody can get an A in this course", and so on.
You have to develop the right attitude and say to yourself, "Yes, I can do it". Don't follow what the crowd say, majority can be wrong sometimes. Neglect all negative thoughts and develop a positive attitude.


10. ASSOCIATE WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE
Show me your friends and I'll tell you............... what you'll graduate with. Yes, the type of people you associate with will determine whether you will pass or fail. If you want to graduate with first, work with people of the same thought, mindset and are also hardworking. If you are brilliant, associate with brilliant students. If you are an average students, associate with above average students.
Walk with students that will influence your life positively.


11. SEEK HELP
Nobody has been created perfectly well, you have to understand that. Always seek help with your academic works where needed. If you don't understand a course or assignment, seek the help of your lecturer or seniors to explain to you. Even when you know it, seek help on it. You'll definitely gain another knowledge.


12. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF PAST QUESTIONS
Most lecturers don't have the time to prepare examination questions, they usually have a lot to do. As a result, they bring out majority of their questions from past questions. Go to your seniors, ask them for past questions and solve them. This is another expo you need to pass your examination and graduate with a first class.


13. TAKE DOWN CORRECT AND COMPREHENSIVE NOTES
When you attend lectures, make sure you take down correct notes directly from your lecturers and jot down every point. Don't depend on the note you'll copy from your mates, do you know whether he/she has written down the right note. That is why you need to right down notes by yourself, you are rest assured that you are reading the right note.


14. DEVELOP A PERSONAL INTEREST IN YOUR COURSE
If you don't develop interest in your course, you won't enjoy it while studying for examination. When you don't enjoy your study time, your study becomes ineffective. No matter the nature of your course, you need to develop personal interest in it.


15.BE DISCIPLINED AND DILIGENT
It is impossible to follow all the points mentioned above if you are not disciplined and diligent. If you really want to be a first class student, you must build the act of discipline and diligence. Always control yourself and provide some set of rules you want to follow while you are on your way to graduate with first class.


Source: http://www.hilearners.com/2017/08/how-to-graduate-with-first-class.html

pray make u no jam 'badh' abi 'wicked' lecturer.

Npower still dey corner dey smoke ijebu garri.

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8:34am
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NEWS UPDATE
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Has any Unizik student seen his/her name on the nysc portal.

Lagos state Akinwumi Ambode, 54! #Mbanu

Akious2k2:

So na ur own East dem dey refer 2, abi na Eastern part of Nigeria?
U just made it look like dat guy is right if u're serious about dis comment

Shey Bible tell u d eastern part of d country dey come from. Therefore, East na East. No b me or u write BIBLE..

Ahmedhussain3463:
the wise men are not from east,is a short sighted assumption to think so.the criminal are from es should have been the slogan,ranging from coupist,drug peddlers,kidnapers eg evans,back stabber,those who killed the the first republic and the 1963 constitual are all from that region.

ANINI na 4rm where?

madgoat:
Where is Nnamdi Kanu?

E dey do 'hide & seek '

Uteghe:
Attention seeker. Taking over from Kanu in providing drama. Illiteracy lives in Igboland.

No b ur fault. Haven't heard that the wise men came from the East.. #Otuleh

ALOWONLE419:
TONTO DIKE IS AN INFIDEL

U DON CATCH HER?

megareal:
The daughter he denied ?
Wetin be my own sef.

because u b fan. No b ceiling fan o

Category1:
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

biko! this is not ambulance case.

Make una pity d senator, d curse too much.

Pls do I upload my marriage certificate or submit it during mobilization?

Darkchocolate:
Congratulations to the incoming NYSC otondos ... You should all be proud of yourselves. I just finished my service year in July and I am here to answer any NYsC related questions you might have (to the best of my ability).

Camp confusions
How much you need
How to conduct or not conduct yourself
Activities to take up that might be beneficial in determining where you are posted to
Best CDS groups
Etc etc

Are you also a foreign student? Wondering how you will survive those 3 ghastly weeks? You are in the right place then!!!

Ask and it shall be answered!

Disclaimer: I speak from Lagos Camp experiences...other camps in other states and how they function may be different but any answer I provide should give you a general guide. I encourage you to conduct your own research and get a varied source for whatever information you seek.

P.s. Yokiti, how have you been? I've missed you like a fat kid misses cake

***New rule
If you want me to respond to your question, it might be advisable to NOT type in shorthand! ;DD

And guys...I have no idea how to access the email links. Im not ignoring you. Just post your message here and i ll try to answer it.

***added 07/02/16 - I am so happy that this thread has actually helped out thousands of people...people commenting, answering and helping each other and those viewing in ghost mode We have literally gone from just NYSC camp related experiences to JAMB to all sorts..lol... Gives me goosebumps (Err...maybe not...but..) Thanks to everyone that has helped me out. Couldn't have done it without y'all. Remember, if you need me to address any questions just say my NAME and I'll come running (well...not literally)...and hopefully I'll know or help you find out the answer. Cant answer any questions on JAMB though

Update 24/04/17

Wow...we are still here guys. Congratulations to the folks that just finished and those about to enter...Please let us know the experiences you have had...the good, the bad and the ugly. I heard so much has changed since I finished in 2015. Seems like only yesterday though!!!

pls my name is d Senate list & am set to wed by January ending.. Can I be deploy to my husband domicile without marriage certificate?

ped007:
Please find attached the official NYSC mobilization time table for Batch B 2017.
The wait is indeed over.
@lalasticlala people don dey wait since for this...

pls my name is in d Senate list & i'm set to wed by January ending.. Can I be deploy to my husband domicile without marriage certificate?

morley411:
NYSC 2017 Batch B Stream I Mobilization Timetable Is Out..See Here
2017/10/11 00:17:54nigeriatoday.ng
The NYSC 2017 Batch B Stream I Mobilization Timetable has been Released thus:

1 Display of list of all approved programs for institutions on NYSC portal for cross checking and feedback14th – 21st September 2017

2. Collation of Prospective Corps Members’ Data by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs 12th – 30th September 2017

3. Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Results for Full/Part-Time Graduates and Revalidation Lists by CPIs3rd – 8th October 2017

4. Uploading of Corrected Lists by Corps Producing Institutions8th – 14th October 2017

5. On-line Registration by Foreign and locally Trained Nigerian Graduates 17th October – 12th November 2017

6. Entertainment of complaints from Prospective Corps Members by the state Deployment and Relocation officers and NYSC Help Lines/Desks officers. 17th October – 12th November, 2017

7. Forwarding of Complaints to Mobilisation Dept by State Deployment and Relocation officers17th October – 12th November, 2017.

8. Deployment and Printing of Call-upLetters by ICT Department14th – 19th November, 2017

9. Notification/On-line Printing of Call-up Letters/Delivery of Call-up letters to Institutions21st – 25th November, 2017

10. On-line Printing of Deployment Disposition by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs21st – 25th November, 2017

11. Orientation course will commence on Tuesday, 28th November, 2017 for stream

pls my name is d Senate list & am set to wed by January ending.. Can I be deploy to my husband domicile without marriage certificate?

Sheun001:
Pls nairalanders i feel like my dad is under some kind of charm from a lady is there a way to undo that charm

pls u should help suggest what i can do to help him as my family is on a verge of collapsing

Mods pls help push to FP

try send 2 me ur dad phone number let me confirm if it's true