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obviously, Oga Hope dey fink with e ass. if na Mr. Rochas e go jeje mould statue for am but Oga Hope want rename IMSU. abeg how many University for North Dem don rename after Any Igbo man for 9ja.. Oga Hope no go like respect e shadow...

when will snow fall in Lagos? the heat is not funny.

yeah it's true, I've the same line but not as visible as his(abi hers)

Aunty Kemi investigated 3 death in Aso rock.. 2 gone.... May God save us!

20k was shared among the northerners, now 5k is going to the same group of people but officially lockdown those who won't be collecting 5k... I guess Tinubu gat something to explain..

an hungry man is an angry man

HazardMan:
Done and dusted please do your part

Hazard, na you be strongest man wey dey Bleep person mama without conscience.
You be the nigga wey dey Accra & e pennis dey 9ja.
The Ramsey Noah of our time, Mr. Lover boy. You better build your life for Accra instead to dey fink how to crush person mama for 9ja.

dafeoroyo:
Ask Toto dike, Churchill dem collected their bride money paid back,hope this will help

don't forget that Aunty Tonto claimed she paid her own bride price.

Acmepreneur:
Every tribe and people have thier culture, and any culture that would put women in slavery should be condemned. The reason why women are prosecuted, disrespected and maltreated for years is because of she goats like you, that celebrate fellow female slavery. I repeat, it will never be better for the idiots that wrote that women should return dowry.
In your stupid thinking, its pride for the woman to go through death of child labour, get pregnant and at the end of the day, the child is for both of them. Marriage is division of labour and what women do is quite much more than what men do, and part of making the woman do her own part with joy is the dowry the man gives. Many women are dead together because of pregnancy, and yet you say its the pride of women, and it shouldn't be pride of men to not collect dowry abi? That is how you all attribute the death of husband to their wives and stupid women like you, will be the first to persecute the woman that she killed her husband. And you compelled women to drink the dead body water to the husband. I repeat, all the foolish people that sat down to write those laws, it won't be better for them.
Your stupid type will also be the one to disturb wife and make her life misrable because you are sister inlaw. You will turn her to slave to do different types of works and say she's the wife and thus she should be working like a slave. You will be the first enemy of your brothers wife, before your mother join. You will be the one to see her mistakes and tell your mother before her husband sees it.
I repeat, you all that treats women that way will live to reap the consequences, and your stupid fore fathers that wrote those stupid laws.
And all the women promoting the persecution of their fellow woman, will end up miserable.

did you mention me & call me a she-goat? is it by Force to get marry?. I thought you were trying to make sense until I noticed that Nollywood movie has poison your common thinking.
it's not a must to get marry from a particular tribe, if you don't like their culture you can get marry to another tribe/culture. you better Don't mention me again otherwise Mynd44 will be Force to block both of us. you better direct your anger to the OP.

what we need now is #payviabvn

someone should advise this man to pay the money to the youth using lasrra. abi na Audio food kitchen?

MrDerrick:
Please what is "infection test with semen"

go to
Med lab, tell them that you want to do infection test (culture for men, HVS for women), they will give you container to pour discharge of semen/sperm to detect any infection (like staph, gonorrhea etc) . you can do test with your blood.

HazardMan:
Well the home was broken, i don't know if i contributed in it or not and that's why i'm writing. Sometimes i feel a pang of guilt for no reason, though i'm very sure i'm not the cause. Just be patient and watch as everything unfolds before you start judging

Dear Sweet Hazard, do you think a lady that left her Ex to date you & later left you to marry her ex, then broke her marriage with her Ex to be with you will make a good wife?

just asking....

Acmepreneur:
It will not be better for your culture and the idiots that wrote that stupid culture. And the girl is even stupid thinking of returning one yeye bride price. So the husband no have sex with her abi?or she no born pikin for him? So all the child labour pains and pregnancy should go for free? It will not be better for men who made those stupid laws

how much is the bride price that you were rainy all the abuses on Earth.
Every tribe gat their culture/tradition that guide them.
the labour pains & pregnancy you mentioned are the pride of a mother, it also depends on the mother to give the man privilege to the kids (i.e child support)

Parisian:
Lagos has worse areas than this, do you use ikotun, ajegunle etc to stereotype the whole of Lagos?

This is one if the worst areas of PH that this OP posted.

did you mention ikotun, Which Ajegunle (hope it's not the one close to orile or boundry)? well, let me assume that you are not a lagosian.
don't even compare these area to the So called pH on the pix.

HazardMan:
I wasn't in abroad, i was schooling all those years

you only school without working.
my candid advise before you finish the story is that, do not be a home breaker!

jagaban002:
We did not use light for 14 good months when we trying to get our own transtromer and they sum up the bill so the money is there for every houses .
This bill don’t encourage the stay at home at all

is either you are not telling the truth or your CDA is not active.
when trying to get transformer, the CDA writes a letter to EKO Electricity.
meanwhile, I thought what you use will be calculated & share among the users except those using prepaid meter.

have you done infection test with semen?

oga hazard where are you? come & finish the story with your small button phone after several years in abroad.

All these masquerade self dey find trouble. Dem dey find who Dem go send go early grave.
Dem don forget say juju pass juju.
my advice be say make anybody no flog Dem, make the government just quarantine Dem with once a day feeding until FG say no more quarantine nationwide, make I no whether Dem go disappear from cell.

Actually in Lagos State, the governor made free medication for the pregnant women & those that will put to bed this month.
secondly, the government also made Palliative for the pregnant women just the same for the aged. But, those in charge turned all these to Politics. if the woman do not belong to the ruling party, nothing for her.

even Bible talk am say make we respect those in authority. May Soul rest in peace

first you stated a kid, later children.
Nevertheless, in my tradition if the man do not collect the bride price or the lady family do not return the bride price, it means they are still married. if the lady sleep with another man it's known as abomination.
secondly, if the lady haven't remarry, the man can visit the kid(s) in her new home rather fix a venue.

if truly this is PH, I will say no wonder, PH 1st son bow to OBO.

if truly this is PH, I will say no wonder, PH 1st son bow for OBO.

Acmepreneur:
This disease is gradually coming to the poor masses, the way people go suffer ehn, some people will shed blood tears, shebi you are happy that the virus is affecting rich people and politicians.

because they were the same people that didn't close border when they were meant to.

for this Covid19, abeg help me process my documents for TB Joshua house. I no fit shout!

so nobody arrested the guy but arrested the warri soldier.

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Ximenez:
That doesn't cover the gross incompetence of this administration.

What's your name?
What's your location?
When did you start to experience the symptoms?
How old are you?
Any underlying health conditions before the emergency of the symptoms?
How far is the closest hospital to you?
ETC.

Can't you deduce from the response he got that they are not just interested, no matter what.

All emergency lines get prank calls from time to time, it's childish but it's part of what they have to deal with.


When computing emergency numbers, a lot of things are put into consideration, like the length, ease of memorisation, ease of recalling etc. Especially because of the elderly and people in extreme danger. You can easily dial a three or four digits number but your country has done one better by putting a line that's almost a paragraph as an "emergency line"

From this your comment that i read, you and the Nigerian leaders deserve each other.

obviously I deserve "the Nigerian Leader" Coz no place like home, if things are not going fine on your own side doesn't mean the same for another person.
you stated that it's childish to prank an emergency number, why should a mental stable human being in this century play prank with NCDC this period of Covid 19. pls as civilized human, stop false alarm!
so if you don't deserve the Nigeria government, you can evacuate to WUHAN.