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RomanceRe: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:34pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
Thank God! This is killing my boredom!!!!!! English?? Shebi you're getting paid speaking and typing good English. Have your masturbated today? E go relief you!!!!! You just need to cum! Your fluids are freezing already!!!!
Thats the only thing u know.. Masturbate, sex and the rest. Thats why useless guys like u can't keep it in your pants..

For your info, I don't need to masturbate to get relief. Unlike you guys that cheat, I'm quite capable of holding myself

Tell your morenike to masturbate, it seems her fluids are freezing old faq
RomanceRe: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:28pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
you for force your useless child if you have one on me nah. Shebi you never still get sense. Cos your moniker is "ImModern" doesn't mean you're modern Na. it's obvious you're a dunce.
Point of correction, why will I force my child on you? You talk like a very retarded pig.
Maybe I should take u back to the drawing board cuz you sound so dumb to comprehend simple English

Useless, insensible twit
RomanceRe: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:19pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
Leemaaaaao, it's just a moniker from a Yoruba movie. See your useless life!!! I got a loving lady. Iclef told you the truth, you come dey boil like hot water. Eeediot!
Ode... That morenike na your pikin.. Don't deny your child because of social media oga.

And which truth did he say, he's saying u guys don't forgive cheating women.. Guys are very stupid sha.. Na Una go cheat pass, come dey do like say na we women dey cheat.
RomanceRe: Coronavirus Or Hiv by ImModern(m): 1:16pm On Mar 30, 2020
Corona virus
RomanceRe: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:14pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
just the way your dad spilled his rotten akamu in your momz rotten cunt and your rotten self came into existence.
That morenike on your monicker is the child who u brought into the world with your rotten, disgusting akamu poured on your wife's ugly looking cunt..

Guys be angry when women tell them the truth.. Does it deflate your rotten ego to learn you're not needed by women grin grin
RomanceRe: What will you do if the guy you intend getting married to next month got another by ImModern(m): 1:05pm On Mar 30, 2020
adajoe555:
Please help me ask them
Please incase you're the one that this happened to, abeg leave that man

A man who can't keep it in his pants during courtship won't do so during marriage
RomanceRe: Any Day My Husband Will Ask Me To Pay Half Of House Rent, I Will Pack My Bags by ImModern(m): 12:54pm On Mar 30, 2020
But as a wife, you're meant to help your husband when he's in need.. He shouldn't be d only one carrying all the weight on his shoulders sad
RomanceRe: What will you do if the guy you intend getting married to next month got another by ImModern(m): 12:50pm On Mar 30, 2020
Why can't guys keep it in their pants huh

Must you guys chase everything on skirts?
RomanceRe: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 12:47pm On Mar 30, 2020
Duru9:
Are you talking about your dad?
I'm talking about you mofo.. Have u spilled your rotten akamu today? cool
RomanceRe: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 12:38pm On Mar 30, 2020
Who men EPP sef huh huh

You guys like forming messiah. Well point of correction, the only thing we women need u guys for is for procreation. Aside that u guys are just useless, prideful, egoistic poachers looking for where to spill your rotten akamu's

Dogs!!
RomanceRe: Nairalanderz I Have Something Serious To Say by ImModern(m): 12:34pm On Mar 30, 2020
How much?
FamilyRe: I Want 4 Kids But My Fiancee Said 2 Is Enough, Should I Give In Or Break Up? by ImModern(m): 12:15pm On Mar 30, 2020
Wizpa:
it's a future decision, besides the funds will be available
People should try and stop giving birth to too much children.. We're already too much in this country and there is no forwardness

Give birth to the one you're very sure u can take care of
FamilyRe: Motherless Twin Girls Need Help by ImModern(m): 12:05pm On Mar 30, 2020
Efechy:
please check my nairaland profile my few topics all u need is dia both d garment factory were we both worked, date,wen she gave birth, her death nd burial. am using a small phone i sold my android cus i wuld ave posted d burial video which i saved on a friends laptop.
Putting your phone number and address won't kill u.. If u want people to help u then do everything they say so u won't look like a scammer

It seems you're not ready for help
RomanceRe: Is It Okay For A Married Man To Have A Lady As His Bestie? by ImModern(m): 12:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
Its not OK at all
If I catch my husband doing that, I'll cut off his dick
FamilyRe: I Want 4 Kids But My Fiancee Said 2 Is Enough, Should I Give In Or Break Up? by ImModern(m): 11:57am On Mar 30, 2020
So with the way Nigeria is, some people still want to have 4 kidshuh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 11:43am On Mar 30, 2020
Well as a girl, immediately u break up with your ex there is meant to be NO communication between you two
RomanceRe: How Has QUARANTINE Affected Your Relationship? by ImModern(m): 11:37am On Mar 30, 2020
I'm always feeling h0rny in this house cry
FamilyRe: Motherless Twin Girls Need Help by ImModern(m): 11:36am On Mar 30, 2020
Put your phone number and address so people that want to help can confirm if this is a scam or not
HealthT by ImModern(op):
U
PoliticsRe: Buhari Urges Precaution, Not Fear Of Coronavirus Cases by ImModern(m): 7:21am On Mar 20, 2020
franchasng:
Nobody voted that man in oh, he, APC mercenaries, military men with guns at polling units, MC Oluomo and his armed agberos, Supreme court and Tinubu voted him in, not Nigerians, get that straight!!!
People still voted him in... See that foolish mannabb rotten meat seller must have voted him.. I pray the virus catches him first
PoliticsRe: Buhari Urges Precaution, Not Fear Of Coronavirus Cases by ImModern(m): 7:18am On Mar 20, 2020
proclinician:
Personally I like the turn out of events in the present Nigeria. Yesterday at work I saw something that gave me the biggest scare of my life. I was consulting and this woman came in I was supposed to clerk her and stuffs. She was coughing and sneezing and she said her body is hot. I ran out immediately to call the head doctor on duty and he came and asked her some questions like her travel history, and others before they bundled her infectious disease ward. This is one issue that has kept the world on stand still and every leader is working overtime to douse the tension on the citizens. Trump for instance is holding broadcasts and also making use the micro blogging platform to pass messages. Buhari is not aware of what's happening. He has no idea of the situation and he lacks the capacity to understand this situation, process it into words and pass across to the citizenry. I can't imagine that instead of buhari to board the jet and fly to Lagos to see the carnage caused by the explosion in Lagos he asked that pictures be delivered to him. This is the heights of it all and Nigeria has never had it this terrible.
Oga you dey sure say you never contact amhuh

Person they sneeze for your front.. You don forget say na airborne disease e be

Go and get yourself tested
PoliticsRe: Buhari Urges Precaution, Not Fear Of Coronavirus Cases by ImModern(m): 7:16am On Mar 20, 2020
The kinda hate I'm seeing on this thread about buhari makes me wonder who voted him in?

Isn't it the same people talking?
RomanceRe: Will These Current Set Of Nairalanders Be Active In The Next 15 To 20 Years? by ImModern(m): 10:59pm On Mar 19, 2020
Erickax:
Den we r all in d trashy forum grin
Yep
Deactivating soon mehn
RomanceRe: Will These Current Set Of Nairalanders Be Active In The Next 15 To 20 Years? by ImModern(m): 10:44pm On Mar 19, 2020
Well NL is a trashy forum cool

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