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Romance / Re: BBQMANNAGRILLS Can You Grill A Complete Crocodile For Me. by ImModern(m): 10:58am On Jun 27, 2020
He can
Romance / Re: Please I'm Scared. Is My Girlfriend Pregnant? by ImModern(m): 9:51pm On May 28, 2020
Oga u sabi english at all
Romance / Re: To All The Singles by ImModern(m): 9:45pm On May 28, 2020
Which kain thread b dis. U no nor say konji de hold pesin
TV/Movies / Re: Aroma Ufodike Of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Who Remembers This Man? by ImModern(m): 3:49pm On May 28, 2020
way better than BBNaija
Romance / Re: Should I Allow My Girlfriend To Come Stay With Me? by ImModern(m): 3:02pm On May 28, 2020
Omo. I need a babe to stay for a week, ill pay any amount mehn
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies' Breasts Sag Fast by ImModern(m): 1:16pm On May 28, 2020
Big, sagged breast are the best. So plumpy and full. I love those with big nipples

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Romance / Re: Parents Raising Kids To Take Care Of Them At Old Age Is A Bad Idea ! by ImModern(m): 1:01pm On May 28, 2020
Why?. My mother gave birth to me at 50 and she was perfectly okay. I prefer older parents to younger parents because they are not really strict
Romance / Re: What’s The Craziest Thing Love Has Ever Made You Do? Nigerians Share Stories by ImModern(m): 8:06pm On May 27, 2020
I bought an iPhone 11 pro for this babe and she left me. Shit hurts cry

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Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by ImModern(m): 3:53pm On May 16, 2020
Dybala11:

No be the girl fault now, or are you suggesting that she date both of them simultaneously??


But he was the first to shoot shot na grin
Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by ImModern(m): 3:00pm On May 16, 2020
Lol. The babe wicked sha grin grin

But why do girls behave like this sef

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Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by ImModern(m): 1:46pm On May 15, 2020
waywardpikin:


Thanks for following. Comments and feedback are always appreciated. Bless!

Your last update was nice. I think why nife wasn't replying you well was because she probably had sensed the red flag that u just wanna sleep with her

Even the message you sent to her was kind of rude and may have given you off as a pervert.. Just my opinion tho.

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Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by ImModern(m): 10:19pm On May 14, 2020
Following

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Romance / Re: I Romanced One Nairaland Girl Today(pics) by ImModern(m): 7:51pm On Apr 07, 2020
Lol. U did all this in your dreams grin grin

Wake up boy

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Romance / Re: I Can't Wait To Get Married by ImModern(m): 7:50pm On Apr 07, 2020
shey u know marriage isn't like this fantasy u portrayed in your write up.

Many emotional and financial issues come with it. Are u ready for that??

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by ImModern(m): 12:57pm On Apr 07, 2020
Semperty:
Na your business na. No be say you fine sef mstcheww


Carry your frustrated life out of my mention boy

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by ImModern(m): 11:16am On Apr 07, 2020
As for me, can't date a guy that smokes
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairalanders Obsessed With Virgins by ImModern(m): 11:15am On Apr 07, 2020
Virgins are the best. This post may try to discourage young girls from keeping their virginity but I put it to u guys that if u do keep it, u won't regret it.

But in doing so, try and explore on the topic called sex. Don't be naive about it. Know all there is to know about it, so when u and your husband finally do it, he will be hooked. Just saying tongue

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Business / Re: Coronavirus: Mike Adenuga Donates N1.5 Billion To Fight COVID-19 by ImModern(m): 9:43pm On Mar 30, 2020
Who are they donating all this money to??

Is it to Nigerian's or the government??
Because since when I've been seeing all this donations, one naira never enter my account and them dey do lockdown

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Romance / Re: How To Build A Stronger Relationship With Your Partner by ImModern(m): 3:03pm On Mar 30, 2020
Ninihola:
Why do relationships fail?

Because one of the partners fall out of love

Or one of the partners cheats
Romance / Re: You Guys Broke Up, She Slept With Ur Friend, You Guys Came Back by ImModern(m): 3:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
FatherBona:
This is exactly my story shocked
Bitch fvcked my neighbor and messaged me thru his FB acct trying to scorn me, insult to injury Fear woman o grin
Now things are rosy with me , she wants to return, saying she made a mistake and its all her past, that she is sorry and she hates the guy now, that he coerced and tricked her into doing it, yea right lipsrsealed
Common man is confused, this girl has a bomb pussy, but to stoop that low disgusts me to no end and I want nothing to do with her. Well, let me get the best from her honey pot then I will discard her like the piece of rag she is and I'm off.
Sense will not kill me grin
Op, read and learn





My peace I leave you



You sound sick in the head
Romance / Re: You Guys Broke Up, She Slept With Ur Friend, You Guys Came Back by ImModern(m): 3:00pm On Mar 30, 2020
Once I break up with a guy, I cut off all ties with him. I delete both his numbers, numbers of his friends and all that

I feel it hastens the process of forgetting him

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Romance / Re: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 2:33pm On Mar 30, 2020
zexy2030:

we are on earth before u came, we know so many things than u do, besides u were taken from us. That's why a lady cries when she has grown breast if no man told her he loves her. Then as she grows she is having no man to call her own. And after having kids now divorced she can't stay alone for long she must seek a companion that will deliver dicking pleasure.
WOMEN CANT DO without Men.
Ask single mums with all their wealth they still cry for a man. That's when they fall into the hand of sugar boiz or fvck boiz
So upgrade ur orientation.



If a man is still thinking like this in this 21st century then that shows our level of illiteracy in Nigeria
Romance / Re: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 2:19pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
why I dey follow this buzzzu argue since. You can't even pinpoint just a word or a line I swear you're frustrated and I'm sorry for adding to it. Ain't replying you again.


Why are u running. Come back let's argue
Why must I pinpoint a word or line. I summarized what d op said and you're here saying I should pinpoint. Ode like you

You're the he-goat that is frustrated. Rushing into people's comment and insulting them shows you're very frustrated
Romance / Re: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
I can feel the vibe in your replies. Since you wanna go back, kindly pinpoint where the op bashed ladies. Shebi you know how to nosedive like a Hot goat sniffing on rotten ass. See how she came running to the reply section. We could all tell you are frustrated so bad. Some said you're kinda like Kemi okunloyo, that's disrespectful to her. You're just a lowbudget thing of the low budget thing Im confident you are.. .


He bashed ladies because from my own point of view, GUYS cheat more in relationships but we women always forgive. Why must u guys always behave like its women that cheat more and if women cheat u guys won't forgive yen yen yen

Lol.. You're d one nosediving into people's replies like the frustrated human u are. I commented and u nosedived into my comment like a very unproductive person.. Maybe u should learn to waka pass if u see a comment u don't like instead of u looking for who to drag into the unproductive life you're living

And as for the kemi olunloyo thingy.. As far as I'm concerned she's a journalist who writes on what she hears, I'm merely stating my own point of view so how am I behaving like her? That shows you're too slow to understand. You sound like an illiterate
Romance / Re: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:57pm On Mar 30, 2020
BigJoe19:
Keep deceiving yourself.

Mumu. You're d one deceiving yourself because I opened an account and u carried your useless self to my mention to say I'm another person

You sound slow

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Romance / Re: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:54pm On Mar 30, 2020
BigJoe19:
This is obviously MZrapper, guys stop arguing with this woman, she is seriously insane just like kemi olunloyo.


I've never heard of any Mzraper and you're free to make your assumptions

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Romance / Re: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:52pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
Ode! You're just contradicting yourself. Please, let's not go back to the op's post. We are here already. Let's handle our shiiiiits independently. I feel your pain. The only thing that loves you in the whole wide world is your middle finger. I'm guessing the feeling is mutual.

Ah.. U sound pained. Why don't u wanna go back to d op's post? Because u see you've been arguing baselessly shey

Guy thats why u need to go back to school and learn how to comprehend and understand simple English.. I can't believe I've wasted my precious time arguing with a small boy. See me here arguing because of d op's post and this useless human from the anus of a pig is bashing me just because I'm a woman


You're still a kid nigga grin

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Romance / Re: REPLY: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by ImModern(m): 1:41pm On Mar 30, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
anything is allowed just to make you happy. Babe I know you're frustrated with life n Corona virus is adding to your frustration. We are with you! Have you thought of suicide recently?


Lol.. You're the one frustrated oga. Since the op wrote a post bashing girls when himself isn't a saint and I replied, u jumped on my mention. Why

You for carry your frustrated, unproductive life go comment your own.. I swear, I know you're a father but u sound like a kid.. Go to school son

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