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Christianity Etc › Re: Poor But Silly [spirituality, Bane Of The Poor] by Immorttal: 10:07pm On Dec 18, 2016
make i grab seat, Johnydon with another well researched masterpiece
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Immorttal: 11:22am On Dec 18, 2016
TuEase:
Alfa, omega, holy one of isreal, maker, infact the reason for my living.
Otuocha!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Tore The Holy Bible, "What If I Tell You I Use The Bible For Toilet?" (pics) by Immorttal: 7:12am On Dec 17, 2016
am against tearing the book of lies.
Literature › Re: How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op): 5:12pm On Dec 12, 2016
To be continued...
Literature › Re: How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op): 4:04pm On Dec 12, 2016
I glanced at my new watch and the time says 7:45pm, almost fourty five minutes gone but still not successful and I was at that moment aware I wasn’t the only one searching aimlessly for a paying ATM machine.

I captured a clear silhouette of a guy with his girlfriend at the machine and trust me no adjectives can qualify the frustration on the girls expression. “Who goes out trying to withdraw money on a Sunday night?” a calm soothing, inner voice reprimanded me. I got the instruction and balked out even though there are three more banks at the horizon still unverified.

By now, with Mission certified as failed, there is nothing else on my head other than to waft home with the speed of light and embrace my bed in its entirety. I could brilliantly hear some uproars and curses in the distance as I move towards the unruly crowd.

With Some meters away from the jamboree, I paused to decide on my next move and a voice was ceaselessly ringing the basics again in my ears culled from my book of dos and don’ts. given the prolonged altercation between me and the inner voice, its unquestionably glaring some rules might be broken tonight.
Christianity Etc › Re: Akwa Ibom State Tragedy: When God Goes AWOL by Immorttal: 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2016
Plappvillemoi:
Am out to learn.
if indeed you are out to learn, you would have discarded Religion in the trash by now,. its now obvious the Religionist who were exposed to atheistic deductions and logics chooses to shut out simple logic over delusion.
Literature › Re: How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op):
Oh yeah, it’s really time to unplug and dump the headset in my jean pocket as I approach the slightly demolished FCMB bank facade by Governor Okezie Ikpeazu at faulks road Aba.

I brought out my wallet, pull out my card and inserted the slimy thing on the slot but I got “unable to dispense cash temporarily” as a compensation. Tried two more cards in futility before I decided to check out the other banks in the front.

I verified the exact same message on a certain UBA ATM too and it in full swing started proving very clear that my quest is increasingly becoming a fruitless one. My legs was aching and The Metal had to resist the incessant temptation of boarding a keke.

i am no superman and fatigue has been taking its toll on me from the long strength-sapping walk, I was serious polishing the coal tar with my made in Aba Moccasin shoe version that has lasted three years on the trot. The Metal captured an indication of what appeared a random dispersion of crowds in two to three folds but chooses instead to cross the ever busy main road to avoid any unnecessary entanglement as per the urge and benefit of cashing out successfully far outweighs any delightful gist or sightseeing which could potentially transmute to menace before one could say ‘Hi’
Literature › Re: How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op):
By this time my awareness was shifted to my wallet and I was brought to fruition that all I had left is only N700. I reflected on my past spending philanderings and it wasn’t encouraging at all, and I could vividly overheard one tingling voice echoing the basics, telling me to go get a wife ASAP. Its already 7.00pm and the Metal have run out of pet food and the only hope it’s the ATM which is just a 5 minute drive from the neighbourhood. I preferred to trek at least to capture the effervescent occurrences on the side roads. The four angles of the road are boisterous and The Metal needed some sounds to navigate away from the ostensible distractions emanating from the streets and which artist can deliver the goods effortlessly than the talented Atif Aslam. I brought out my old and worn out Huawei ascend mate from its closet, plugged my powerful headset and select the newly released Duet from Atif Aslam, “Toota Jo Kabhi Tara” hit repeat button and vava-voom, The Metal is on cloud nine.
I could barely focused on the zooming automobiles and scores of beautiful people making their way either to their home or their respective destinations as I was carried away by Atif’s voice and ability to hit high notes painlessly. “hediot”, I cursed abruptly as one teenage motorist breezed its way past my personal lane almost hitting me in the process.
Literature › Re: How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op): 11:09am On Dec 12, 2016
The draught game didn’t go as I expected, and before I knew it, I was already 9-0 down courtesy of my opponent’s no-nonsense, brutal finishing. Certainly it has, at that moment dawned on me that I was no match for him but the Metal is not one that gave up so easily. This was a guy I went head to head yesterday beating 2-0, 3-3, before he finally smashed me 6-3. His quality is not to be underrated though and is easily one of the best players one would ever come across as long as Draught is involved. For those of you that were wondering what Draught is all about let me elaborate. the Draught game is very much like a Chess, Players take turns to move a piece of their own colour. Any piece that reaches the far edge of the board is immediately crowned and is thereafter known as a "King". The act of crowning is a physical one - another piece of the same shade is placed on top of the piece in order to distinguish it from an ordinary piece. Until a piece is "crowned", it can only move and capture in a diagonally forwards direction. Kings are allowed to move and capture diagonally forwards and backwards and are consequently more powerful and valuable than ordinary pieces. However, ordinary pieces can capture Kings too.
My confidence grew as I grew in the game, I matched him in every facets of the game but he has an enigmatic monopoly in finishing, I figured that out too and matched him head to head. At length, I was able to recuperate from 9-0 to 9-3, he had to run away with acquittal that his wife needs his attention. I made a loss of N1200 total in yesterdays game.
Literature › Re: How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op): 10:56am On Dec 12, 2016
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Literature › Re: How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op):
After the Man Utd match, had nothing at all on my bucket list. Twilight is fast approaching and the next most interesting thing seems like playing with my pets and doing football manager till the day wanes. As I sets out to free myself from the rowdy and chattering crowd at the viewing centre, I bumped into this man living at the neighbourhood, he had beaten me 6-3 in a Draught game the previous day and was brimming with confidence as he tries to lure me into playing again.
“guy how far na” he asked
“Nnaa udo di” I retorted grumpily as I rented my dissatisfaction by the way he whipped me yesterday.
“lets go kill some time at the stadium na” he replied, ignoring the glaring discontentment on my countenance. “No way man, unless you promise to give me certain conditions, then I will play, after all you chopped me N600 naira yesterday” I answered in a more direct manner.
“what is N600 naira to start with?”
“huh, but its enough to get your newly married wife a fried chicken” I replied in a satirical tone.
“OK then I will give you one winning, one draw”
“we have a deal”
Literature › How I Nearly Witnessed A Jungle Justice by Immorttal(op):
Having spent the majority of the weekend doing things I love; eating out, playing table tennis and watching soccer games, I even played a soccer game otherwise known as “nkwatankwa” in local field which also serves as a mini army barracks.

That was my first football game in two years and I realised I,ve lost a lots of skills and technicality in the game. the Metal (my name) was beaten at ease and my man-marking expertise has sunken into oblivion which was obviously my forte that made me one of the formidable forces in the game. we lost all the three "sets" we played and believe me money (500/set) was involve too. The Metal was already salivating on the prospect of oncoming Chelsea encounter with west Bromwich Albiom.

I had to rush to watch the match at the local viewing center so off I went, mounted okada without bidding the price and in a few minutes, I found myself on the front row of the deafening, raucous game centre with one bottle of Hero gracing my front. Yes our expectation was high as Chelsea has brushed aside with consummate ease eight teams in the EPL scoring around 22 goals and conceding only 2 which is approximately 2 goals or more per game.

So after the game which we scrappily won thanks to Diego Costa 76minute sumptuous roof effort, The Metal needs to go home at least to brush off and set out for the next only-God-knows where. And then Man utd match with Tottenham looms and I had to catch a glimpse of the 89th minute draw specialists. was already feeling pity for my rivals at the other side that my inner self wished they,d win this one.

PS.not a writer or author. am not going to edit this piece so accept my grammatical errors i,ve obviously not seen the four walls of university before.thanks
Pets › Re: Sold by Immorttal: 8:55am On Dec 12, 2016
Gsd?
Christianity Etc › Re: Reigners Bible Church Collapse In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by Immorttal: 6:25am On Dec 11, 2016
Donsammi:
dided


just kill me instead ....
i laughied grin
Phones › Re: You Can Now Open Up To 20 Tabs Simultaneously On UC Browser by Immorttal: 7:24am On Dec 09, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Operamini has been doing that since forever. [/color]
you are correct but the clear difference is that opera mini crashes at will.
Pets › Re: How To Make Your Dog More Aggressive by Immorttal: 6:56am On Dec 09, 2016
arcbay:
@op... Where on earth did u get this from? Maltreating ur dogs doesn't make them aggressive, it only breaks their spirits.

I'm willing to go on a bet with you. Show me a dog you've trained with this method and I promise you I'll walk right into the compound the dog stays, I'll unchain him and walk out with him without him protesting... Your so called aggressive dog will go harmless at the mere sight of me...

My point is this. Using the extreme means won't change a thing about ur pets personality. You can actually mould ur pet's personality to ur taste using simple techniques...
extreme works 100% of the time,. See an id.iot boerboel of 8months become aggressive and suspicious after inadvertently chaining him under a leaking borehole tank.The dog won't let anyone near him except me. I learned experience that period, the dog is aggressive till now.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why 66 Books Of The Bible? by Immorttal: 11:57am On Dec 08, 2016
OLAADEGBU:
Your church might have canonised 73 but the Holy Spirit only inspired 66 books. The remaining 7 books are not Godbreathed.
Ok. wink keep on lying to yourself.
Pets › Re: How Bobbysaxy Want's To Scam Me Of N120,000 by Immorttal: 8:31am On Dec 08, 2016
CertifiedSamuel:
Having read through this thread from the very beginning to this very stage, I'd like to drop a comment even though it wouldn't count so much. I mean, the dog is already with someone else and case is to an extent, sorta closed.

But in summary, I'd say both parties ain't exactly dog lovers. OP just needs a dog for whatever reason but not because he 'genuinely' love dogs.

If he does, he wouldn't send the dog back so quick simply because the dog was slimmer than he thought and wasn't potty trained like the seller mentioned.

For crying out loud, that's a 7 weeks old dog. Even a much older dog can still mistakenly mess up the house. Consistently is key in this case.

I have a rott (currently 10 months old), and 2 Samoyeds (mother and daughter). They all spend most times indoors and even sleep in my room at night (under my watch of course). So yes, I'd believe a cauc can be potty trained. But not sure a naive owner or someone who isn't a genuine dog lover can handle the stress involved.

Now to the OP, I think he is more of a breeder / marketer than a dog lover. I mean, judging from his response.

Your sold dog was returned and simply because you've been paid, you choose to ignore the dog saying you can't take it back. You cared less about the dog but cared more about the money. If I was in your shoes, I'd have my dog back, speak with the buyer and come to a logical conclusion.

Of course, I may not refund all of the money considering the expenses already incurred. But am sure the buyer would understand. Like they often say, Approach determines response. But you choosing to respond arrogantly even though you were playing the 'Sir' card was totally out of context.

If there's anything I've come to realize based on experience, it's the fact that dog breeders are the worst set of people you can ask for advice relating to which dog to buy. You are better off asking a vet or asking a genuine dog lover.

Anyway, if eventually I get into the breeding business, I certainly won't sell my dog to someone I am not sure will be able to take care of the dog properly. As a dog lover, your dog's well-being should be paramount. And as a business man, customer's satisfaction should be paramount.

#My2cents.
Excellent and Unbiased.
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 9:03pm On Dec 07, 2016
HazzanTazzan:
Na u wan cause heart attack last night grin
Why u go allow ur phone go off like that
my phone was on, he didn't call, and when i wanted to call him to alert him of my impending prolonged absence, what i saw was foreign number. i use wifi on my laptop to browse on my phone, that means if am away from my laptop then there is no internet. we do settle sha.

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