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saphiere:
Men all over the world are rapists. I was asking yesterday in this forum why men sleep with their house helps. Felt disgusted by the responses I got but sha I didn't expect less from a gender who can't control their sexual urge.
I pity any woman who drops her daughter under the care of these animals.

Your brothers and old man too included.
Rubbish.

Congrats

Atolu01:
Go and be useful at life, and quit looking for who to abuse and diminish to boost your useless ego. Scum.

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Atolu01:
Scum will jam and pulverize you. Scum.

Okay kid, u win.
Pls, go and help your parents in the kitchen.

Moderators, I think this topic should be moved to the entertainment section.

marcopollo:
"You've tried everything you know ooo/
Would you stop all these drinking now?/
He's the medicine that will cure you today/
I tell you this..
He's the medicine that will cure you/
The Lord is the medicine that will cure you today/
Jesus is that medicine you need/
The Lord is that medicine that will cure you today/
Jesus is that medicine you need/.. "

By Loraine Okotie.
Old School! 😍

Pls, do you have the audio (mp3) for her songs. Her songs were remarkable.

illicit:
Lol

Actually, it was in middle of their sleep, one woke up before he woke the other to observe....

I stand corrected. Thanks

Silentgroper:
you get some females number and it's like they've been waiting for you for ages to ask ...


The eagerness though....

Hmm..are u Denzel Washington?

Silentgroper:
where is you state??

Akwa Ibom.

Skyview01:
Una get mind o, I nor fit ask number from a random lady wey I nor know.

I can introduce myself and give my number if interested to give me a call.

If she doesn't call, i would take it as a non interest and move on. That was a long time though.

If I have to ask for a number, I would be 100% sure she was into me with zero chances of a rejection.

Bro, sometimes its just for the fun of it.

Moreover, the current economic hardship in the country doesn't create room for such benevolence socialization, where most ladies are looking for someone who will catapult them out of poverty and indebtedness.

Imagine collecting number and the first time you call them, they tell you they have not eaten since yesterday.

Second time you call them, they tell you their birthday is next week.

Skyview01:
Maybe if the lady is aware that you are a prayer warrior. She will be happy to give her number for powerful prayer points.

But another thing is how and where you ask them for the number.

Ladies rarely give out their names and number when they are around and moving with their female friends.

Maybe they don't want to look cheap.

Myke0000:
Do you know this is the best time to buy your Air Conditioner? Come get value for your money. Grab the opportunity. Call or watsapp 08101091803

We are praying and hoping that all is well with a fellow brother, meanwhile you dey advertise Air conditioner. Wetin deg worry u? Igbo man, take ur time oh.

Skyview01:
Ok. I now understand.

For prayer points and church invitation. Lol

You and prayer points....

DavidTech23:
God forbid.

Wetin be God forbid.

Guy, some olosho(s) are cleaner, more cultured, STD free, fun to hang out with, than all those pretentious girls who come out from their Houses, braless and pantless, strolling around as if they have somewhere urgent to go while selling their market.

thesilentman:
Forget about names and numbers.I do prey on women when they are most emotionally vulnerable-that moment,women loseguard a lot.Just move closer to her with sweet talks and touches and the rest is always history...
A Couple of years ago,one woman in my neigbourhood came to report her husband to me late in the night-how he bruised her that day and threw her things out...she told me she got no place to pass the night...

Bro, that's adultery. Go and read the curses in the Bible heaped upon an adulterous man. Guy, u get mind o.

Atolu01:
Because men are scum.

Scum jam u there...

DavidTech23:
She no like you. Women will even insult you for that, if they don't like you. If they like you, they'll happily give you.
But I don't ask for number and name. No time.

You no dey ask for name and number? Na olosho u dey patronize?

Skyview01:
Why you wan collect her phone number and name.

You wan send am prayer points.

Prayer point? Very very funny...

1. To establish familiarity with her.

2. Incase in my absense, I have to send my younger sibling to get the same medicatn from someone who knows my regular.

3. To invite her to my Church for praise & worship. Lol

4. She's gorgeous.

5. Go n sleep.

dkidd:
Lol then u don't need her.. let her die in pretence. Had a similar experience one time in uni days. I switched to her very "friendly" friend quickly and all hell broke loose but I didn't even bother anymore. She even went as far as accusing her friend of snatching her boyfriend (me) from her 🤣😂 some girls no well. Just follow the one when send u na the Koko be that

"Follow the one that sends you".... Bro, true words of wisdom.

dkidd:
Some of our girls love to pretend. Even if they need u like oxygen they will rather loose consciousness that open up. But she gave u the number naa.. u supposed know say some girls like to demor first. Generally u win some and loose some.

Yeah, but the first girl ONLY GAVE OR TOLD ME HER NAME, R-E-LUNC-TANTLY.... that was why I didn't dare ask for her mobile digit.

Kriss216:
Women are naturally dramatic.

Bro, black. opportunistic and unexposed women.

DonBenny77:
For a typical Nigerian girl mentality asking for that is like saying "I want to knack you" that's the reaction you get. The now weigh you if you can "afford" them or not before giving out the number. They will deny being in a relationship if you get weight then them fit give you nack that same hour if you really get weight.....

I agree with you. In Africa or maybe in my State, if u smile to a lady, they think say you wan knack.

dkidd:
They don't like u... But they all can't dislike u so I will like to believe the problem is with u

Well, I thought the same till recently. I asked a pharmacy attendant for her name and she acted funny but still gave me though.

Few days later, another of her colleague who had helped me out with some prescription (My Father's prescription before u go think say I dey chew medication like groundnut), told me her name and we exchanged mobile lines.

I was shocked when the recent lady informed me that the first lady that told me her name was angry with both of us for exchanging contact nums.

My question then is; If she had interest or partial interest why the attitude.

I have gone to offices and shops and relate with the ladies on a very warm and polite atmosphere but once you ask the lady for her name and maybe with phone number, she begins to act proud.

Ladies, pls what comes to your mind when a guy whom you have known for a while request for your name and contact?

2 Guys lying on their backs in their tent in a desert camp talking with each other before they sleep.
The first asked the second: Hey man, what can you see?
The second replied: Well, I can see a lot of starts.
The first said: And what does this indicate in your opinion?
The second replied: It means that this universe is really really big, having billions of other planets and stars out there.
The first rose up, gave his partner a deep look and said: Idiot, if you can see the stars, it means that the roof of our tent has been stolen.

A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: "Hey! That's "Jurassic Park's director Steven Spielberg over there!"
"God, I wish he'll come over to say hi.?" Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose. "Hey! What's that for?"

"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbor!" he said.

"I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same! "Spielberg walks back.

The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch in the face. "What the... !?" "YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

"Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"

izonborn098:
As man..
If u can control your dick 70% of ur problems are solved..
2. If u avoid women 101% of ur problem are solved..

I swear. So true.

Burns too much fuel. I guess this should be most German vehicles.

pandoragirigory:
Of course first president of Biafra

Chai! This got me really cracking with laughter...

burp18:
For Obedients.

https://www.nigerianmentalhealth.org/helplines
https://nigeriasuicideprevention.com/

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Mechanics and vectors..

iammo:



Toyin Aihmaku has a good heart, she's been like that since her days at Poly Ibadan

Tywse really never meant any harm with his interview, Toyin reached out on social media and was not in the country to reach out in person

One funny weird major cause of depression is music (your play list)

Many people fall into depression and sadness because of the playlist they have, which affect them silently and psychologically

Kindly check your playlist today and download happy , dance , fast rythm music


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Very true, but not just playlist...the movies you watch, the books you read, the crab some Pastors tell you about prosperity and destiny.....even the kind of friends you keep.

All are dynamics that builds little perp talks in your head.