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Foreign AffairsRe: Kamala Harris Becomes First Woman V.P In The U.S by Impenetrable: 7:23pm On Nov 07, 2020
Dexterfire:
meaning?
prophecy of the destruction of America
Foreign AffairsRe: Kamala Harris Becomes First Woman V.P In The U.S by Impenetrable: 6:41pm On Nov 07, 2020
The downfall of America be be caused by woman!
This woman is the potential candidate for the downfall of America
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 11:43am On Oct 20, 2020
spiralwedge:
Will you STFU, you paid online tout.
Stop fvcking mention me. I've told you we are not on the same page.

Id!ot
you are very stupid!

Can't you communicate in a civil manner? Must you be behave like an animal before you laid out your statement undecided

I bet your family must be irresponsible hence bringing an bastard as a child.

Piece of shiit
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 11:17am On Oct 20, 2020
spiralwedge:
The free registration starts officially yesterday. We are not on the same page.
I don't think so! I did my own last upper week with CAC certificate sent to my email
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 10:17am On Oct 20, 2020
Nephilim:
by modifying your post, then click on any of the buttons below that says "choose file" just like I've attached here.
it that the CAC stuff ?

The link I sent you!
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 9:50am On Oct 20, 2020
Nephilim:
@inpenetrable
Moreover.. What website is the free CAC registration going on, the one I have here is asking for money oh! And if I may ask does it comes with smedan number or CAC number.. The one I once did came with smedan number, and that's not what I wanted.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UNO9-yonxcvOpQVZb6mdP03iNSrjrmCy/view?usp=drivesdk
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 9:50am On Oct 20, 2020
Nephilim:
@inpenetrable
Moreover.. What website is the free CAC registration going on, the one I have here is asking for money oh! And if I may ask does it comes with smedan number or CAC number.. The one I once did came with smedan number, and that's not what I wanted.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UNO9-yonxcvOpQVZb6mdP03iNSrjrmCy/view?usp=drivesdk
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 9:46am On Oct 20, 2020
Nephilim:
@inpenetrable
Moreover.. What website is the free CAC registration going on, the one I have here is asking for money oh! And if I may ask does it comes with smedan number or CAC number.. The one I once did came with smedan number, and that's not what I wanted.
https://smedanregister.ng/register


This is the link I used! I got the number written in my certificate. Would have shown you the pictures but this my google chrome isn't bringing out the picture after I chose submit
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 9:41am On Oct 20, 2020
Nephilim:
by modifying your post, then click on any of the buttons below that says "choose file" just like I've attached here.
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PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 9:27am On Oct 20, 2020
Openbusiness:
Normal CAC portal www.cac.gov.ng is working and running and doing all the normal registration and certificate issuance for their designated fees. BUT this 250K portal is also doing or supposed to do FREE registration. Both portals are active right now. CAC owns or runs both portals. But paid portal is working, whereas free portal is not working. But they are pretending or claiming it is working so that the money allocated to it by the government can be EMBEZZLED! Cuz even though it is free, the FG is actually going to pay or has paid CAC for it.
how can I put picture on nairaland
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 9:21am On Oct 20, 2020
Dosoq:
Pls,did you do it yourself?

If yes,how much did you pay because I was just charged #17000 when I tried to continue my pending business registration just now after reading this news.


I was charged 17k
yes I did it myself and I didn't pay a dem
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 8:58am On Oct 20, 2020
Openbusiness:
That is a lie or let me say incorrect. The normal CAC portal is different from the 250K Registration portal. The CAC portal has always been available. The 250K portal just became active on the 16th of October. It was never active before and since the 16th when the site came online till today, NOTHING IS WORKING. It is just a decoration page. Before you know it, maybe in another one week they will close the portal and say 250K registration is complete. But nobody was registered, everything na backdoor scam!
which one did they give certificate of registration with your registration number?
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 8:50am On Oct 20, 2020
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 8:45am On Oct 20, 2020
Raskasal:
I've been trying since Saturday mid night, it will only bring the login screen and then won't log me in. I even tried other account that were fine in the normal CAC portal, but it won't work on the sponsored link, meanwhile forget password sef isn't generating any link
them must have stop it!

It was on going for the past 2weeks ago
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 8:23am On Oct 20, 2020
spiralwedge:
.forget it. Its audio.
No link, only phone numbers depending on your state
I did the registration 2weeks ago online. Them registered my business and give me a certificate. I think them stop the process few weeks ago
PoliticsRe: FG offers free business registration for 250,000 MSMEs by Impenetrable: 8:22am On Oct 20, 2020
Raskasal:
The portal is not going
the portal was going about 2weeks ago!

I did the registration and them give me my CAC certificate
PoliticsRe: Colonel SB onifade, A Nigerian Army Colonel Kidnapped by Bandits by Impenetrable: 6:19pm On Oct 05, 2020
PoliticsRe: 'Ban El-Rufai' - Reno Omokri Petitions EU, UK As 11,000 Sign Petition by Impenetrable: 6:18pm On Oct 05, 2020
Oritsewhandey:
.....
What is the word and opposite of 'SORRY?'
hardluck
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Linus Appointed National OPS-WASH Ambassador (Photos) by Impenetrable: 3:48pm On Sep 28, 2020
Drinokrane:
Actress and movie producer, Stephanie Linus has announced her appointment as National OPS-WASH ambassador by the Honourable Minister of Water Resources, Igbere TV reports.

She made the announcement on her Instagram page on Monday.

Her role as the OPS-WASH ambassador is to inspire behavioral change among Nigerians to take responsibility for their environment.

In her acceptance speech, Mrs Linus promised to use her role to challenge Nigerians to make good hygiene a culture, as well as inspire citizen participation and responsibility.

Igbere TV reports that the appointment comes as a public sector recognition of the Hygiene First campaign which she launched in May 2020.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CFq6M1hhfWn/?igshid=s1dxgiu03qkw
if no be Omo ambassador na detergent, if no be detergent na maggi undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Impenetrable: 9:03pm On Sep 27, 2020
Collegenews:
I know you guys have put up impenetrable walls for obvious reasons and I am not tying to infringe on your privacies.
But I really will like to meet with you guys, I will be in Awoyaya on Friday next week. No harms, no shits.
Just want to meet two people that I like and admire.
If you don't mind, where in Ajah do you stay?
When will you be free?
you people should stop calling my name up and down embarassed
RomanceRe: As A Woman, Which Of These Men Will You Go For? by Impenetrable: 4:08pm On Sep 27, 2020
KossyKiss97:
Ok ladies, this has been on my mind for a while now. Will you pick a guy who is not doing so well financially but loves, respects and is faithful to you, or a guy with lots of cash but little respect and can cheat at the slightest opportunity.

Let's get our thoughts rolling in.
Is like poverty is running in your families vein undecided

Why can't you get your money financially!
CrimeRe: Man Engage A Lady In Serious Office Fight- Pictures by Impenetrable: 3:57pm On Sep 27, 2020
If a woman hit me! I gently returned that hit back!
But this time with a punch!

I'm a strong advocate of equal right and a believer of feminist! undecided

I don't believe that word "you have no right to hit a woman"

If a woman hit a man she should expect what's coming her way! cool

I'm a serious gentleman
EducationRe: The Horrors Of Bullfighting [Extremely Graphic Photos 18+] by Impenetrable: 2:14am On Sep 26, 2020
And you won't see women participating in this kind of sport!

And one eediot called korade will be speaking out of his an.us that women are more superior than man undecided
PhonesRe: Help! This Gorilla Shows Everywhere On My Phone!!! by Impenetrable: 6:43pm On Sep 25, 2020
chingle5:
Guys I am literally at the point of smashing my phone huh huh I don't where I hav gone wrong... I thought it is only on my opera browser the gorilla is only show but it is showing everywhere on my phone even on my mx player... Me I don't know what to do again.... angry angry
which porn site you go open so grin
CelebritiesRe: "Women Are The Superior Gender" - Korede Bello Declares by Impenetrable: 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2020
Thonee:
A sheep has no horn but can withstand and win a big horned ram in a fight.

The Bible described women as the weaker vessels but mind u, some women are stronger than some men.
"some women are stronger than some men" the ratio are just insignificant compare to men
CelebritiesRe: "Women Are The Superior Gender" - Korede Bello Declares by Impenetrable: 1:00pm On Sep 25, 2020
ifyy07:
You are just spilling rubbish understand my write up and read your Bible very well ogbeni
don't mind him!

Jesus would have come as a woman if going by what that korade idiots is saying!


Ever wonder why the 12 discipline were all men? undecided
CelebritiesRe: "Women Are The Superior Gender" - Korede Bello Declares by Impenetrable: 12:44pm On Sep 25, 2020
jaybenugo:
Korede Bello has taken to his twitter account to declare that women are the superior gender, IgbereTV reports.

The singer wrote:

https://twitter.com/koredebello/status/1309093607505354754?s=19

His statement got varied response from people. While some agreed with him, others called him out.
And this is how this idiot traded his peniis for vagina undecided




Hp probook corei5 for sale. Check my signature
RomanceRe: Woman Flaunts Her 2 Husbands, Says 'Marrying 2 Men Is Greater Than Marrying One' by Impenetrable: 12:15am On Sep 24, 2020
backT:
A lady has taken to popular micro-blogging platform to show off her two husband’s as she gushed over them.

According to the lady identified as Brisbane, in her social media post used the mathematical Greater Than sign (>>>>wink to indicate that marrying two men is greater then marrying one man.

She shared photos of herself and the two men in her life who looked very happy and satisfied with the polyamorous relationship.

Captioning the images, Brisbane wrote ;



https://mobile.twitter.com/brisbanebee/status/1307528853133418496
Chaii! What we will not see in this world.


How probook corei5 for sell at affordable price.

Check my signature

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