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Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 4:00pm On Sep 09, 2019
anunimus:
I just concluded my foundation in this last may diet and preparing for this new diet of skills but this there new syllabus update has taxation taken back to foundation and I'm not seeing ican putting up any clause for people who fall in my category or people in skills who have taxation as outstanding. What I see in my profile is exam fee for only taxation and when I called their help line the person replied I have to write the taxation like that, pass and wait till next diet before I start with any skills exam. Which is just messed up. This is outright waste of my time and money. I don't want to believe I'm the only one facing this challenge
I'm also facing the same scenario. Are we to pay for the taxation in foundation and other subjects in skills separately?
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 2:37pm On Aug 18, 2019
How can someone who failed taxation and financial reporting pay for the exams because taxation is now in foundation and FR is in skills
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by ImperfectMe(m): 10:51am On Aug 14, 2019
Do we need guarantor's form for this recruitment too?
Career / Re: ICAN May 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 7:06am On Jun 28, 2019
please send skills to cbernnwuche618@gmail.com
Career / Re: ICAN May 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 6:08pm On Jun 27, 2019
pls send skills to cbernnwuche618@gmail.com
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 12:41am On Jun 06, 2019
pls soft copy of professional is needed
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 1:31pm On May 22, 2019
Good Day y'all,
pls I need study packs for professional level
cbernnwuche618@gmail.com
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by ImperfectMe(m): 10:12am On Apr 10, 2018
Can someone serve in the same state he/she schooled?
NYSC / ,,, by ImperfectMe(m): 9:42am On Oct 27, 2017
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NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by ImperfectMe(m): 11:45am On Oct 22, 2017
Dream2:
Well,lemme say you can ask any questions,i will try my best to answer it if times permit.
Hello, please some of my coursemates names came out on the senate list as at yesterday evening, however some of us haven't seen our names. What do you think would be the cause?
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 10:35am On Sep 02, 2017
Good day
I graduated from the department of Economics early this year.
So far we've only colleted statement of result. Is this enough pre-requisite to register for the foundation exam of November?
Is NYSC call up letter or discharge certificate really necessary?
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by ImperfectMe(m): 2:38pm On Aug 16, 2017
Please add me to the foundation whatsapp group 07067723714
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2017 Batch B by ImperfectMe(m): 4:10pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Literature / Re: An Event That Happened Between A Fictional Character And Me by ImperfectMe(m): 11:04am On Mar 02, 2017
The south western wind blew calmly occassionally blowing down drizzles from the soaked canopy of trees so that one may think it is a mini rain. This was after a heavy downpour. The sky, starless and the ground wet and slippery. I held a torchlight on my lefthand to aid in navigating my way through the bush track while a file was in my right hand. The community teachers' conference ended late. I felt a pang of hunger as my stomach grumbled but I trudged on hoping to get home soon. Aha! I recalled, I instinctively felt my left pocket but in it was the three pronged cane made from animal hide. Perhaps to keep naughty children at bay, but that was not what I was looking for. I felt the right pocked and in it was the 18cl unlabeled transparent square bottle. I opened it and took a heavy gulp. I felt a little warm and lighter. I heard the creaking of crikets and the croaking of toads which dominated the entire sound of the forest but there was this odd sound, I'm certain it is not the nocturnal sound of bats or is it the effect of the spirit taking its toll on me? This sound was becoming clearer and I stopped abruptly, then I heard it clearly, few feet behind me, I turned and shone the already dimmed torchlight to the direction. It was the sobbing of a little boy. He sat in a face down position on a rock. I felt my three pronged koboko once again, these mischivious kids must be up to something. "Hey kid, what are you doing here in the middle of the night, run along" I barked "Do you remember me" He stuttered in between sobs "How can I recognize you when I have not seen your face" I replied, anger giving way to uncertainty as I drew closer to him. "Oh, how you forget, so this is your plan, to make me suffer, to live in pain, to be stigmatized" Uncertainty gave way for confusion. "Where, how manage, who did. . .when?" I asked a thousand questions. "Did you remember Kamara, who was raped, how she got pregenant but refused to abort it due to social and religious pressure. Did you remember how she gave birth but lost her life in the process. So you have forgotten that the child she begat was deformed and luckily an international NGO promised to undertake a surgery on him abroad." I stood transfixed, my mouth agape. Of course I remembered "My creator, It's been 9 years, you wrote about moral dilemma, about the law and religion but you cannot complete the novel. Please go and complete the novel, you stopped when I was born, you should continue where I had the surgery on my face and the sequel when I had my revenge by when I was grown" I recalled all what he said, "But you exist only in my imagination, you are not real, what surgery are you talking of, let me see your face" I insisted. He slowly raised his face "He has a single bulging eye on his forehead, his elongated mouth was unable to hide the sharp yellow canine dripping with a mixture of blood and saliva and the other features were just folds of slimy flesh" That was exactly how I described the new born baby in the novel. He stood up and took a step towards me displaying long claws on both hands "Go and complete the novel NOW or face the wrath of your creation." he growled in a muffeled bass voice I felt the hair at the back of my neck rose My head swelled as the torch fell from my hand. I ran blindly through the swampy forest, occassionally falling and rising till I saw a ray of light. I rushed to the direction of the light and alas, it was one of the vigilante. I took a deep breath of relief as he hollared at me "Teacher Dimkpa, what is chasing you, you look lost" "Ah, I, I, saw a monster", I managed to reply panting. "Does it look like this?" He raised the hurricane lamp to his face. He has a single bulging eye on his forehead, his elongated mouth was unable to hide the sharp yellow canine dripping with a mixture of blood and saliva and the other features were just folds of slimy flesh" That was when I had my heart attack
Forum Games / Re: Which Number Will Rightly Fix The Broken Bone? by ImperfectMe(m): 4:20pm On Jan 17, 2017
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Politics / 1,000 Ways To Die by ImperfectMe(m): 6:18am On Dec 29, 2016
.. . . .germs, bacteria, illnesses, accidents, epidemics, natural disasters. . . .the way we survive these remain a miracle. That is why in everyday we live, WE ARE FACED WITH 1000 TO DIE!"

I laugh
I laugh not because of the silly and unavoidable ways folks end up in the show but because there are more than 1000 irrational ways folks die in my country.

In everyday we live in Nigeria. . .

We are faced with 10,000 ways to die when the elasticity of the suffering of the masses is high

We are faced with 100,000 ways to die when we maintain a docile attitude to the state of the nation that we don't question policies made by our leaders

We are faced with 1,000,000 ways to die when our decisions and relationships are based on religion, region, tribe and ethnic groups

We are faced with 10,000,000 ways to die when we lack infrastructure that roads become deathtraps, that our mothers and children die en- mass due to inadequate health facilities, that our educational system is in shambles.

We are faced with 100,000,000 ways to die when someone's take home pay can barely take him home, when a policymaker can only say "Recession is just another word", when the price of goods increase by over 150% within months, when folks are forced to join the already saturated labour market

Finally, we are faced with 1,000,000,000 ways to die when corruption becomes the norm and the norm becomes corruption

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Business / Re: "Defending The Naira" An Opinion by ImperfectMe(m): 6:22pm On Dec 26, 2016
Seun:
We just need to export more stuff. Floating the currency will lead to this outcome. The currency will weaken, making exportation more profitable. Government should make it very easy for anyone who owns an undeveloped piece of land to start a cocoa farm and export easily.
I cannot agree less
Business / "Defending The Naira" An Opinion by ImperfectMe(m): 11:07am On Nov 01, 2016
Never in the history of Nigeria has the masses been more keen on the state of the economy than in the past one year.
The combination of Falling oil prices, depleting foreign reserve, embargo on some imported goods, persistent stagflation, the current 4-month recession, uncertainty and declining hope have formed the entwined Gordian knot leaving policy makers, economic teams, economic analysts and all stakeholders involved confused.

Nevertheless what piqued my interest most is the fall and fall of the naira despite the government's effort to defend via floating exchange rate regime.
Floating
rate is often termed "self-correcting," as any differences in
supply and demand will automatically be corrected in the
market. For example, if demand for the dollar is high, its value will increase, thus making imported
goods more expensive and stimulating demand for local
goods and services. This in turn will generate more jobs,
causing an auto-correction in the market. Hence it will improve the economy and lead to confidence of local manufacturers and investors. it will also lead to transparency and a controlled rate of inflation.

However, five months later, this monetary policy led to a reverse effect due to the following reasons among others:

Nigeria still imports refined petrol from countries with functional refineries and its price is denominated in dollars. Since fuel is very important, the government has fixed the price of petrol at
N145 per litre using an exchange rate of about N280 to $1 and
any increase in the exchange rate will not affect the price of
petrol.
So what the CBN has done is to take the biggest supply of
dollars into the Nigerian economy and send it to petrol
importers directly lest the price of petrol would also be increasing with other goods as the value of the naira falls. With this strategy, petrol takes the front seat in the demand for the dollar at the detriment of other products

Moreover, with the dearth of a solid manufacturing
base and the lack of dollars in banks, investors now turn to the saturated black market to look for dollars in order to fund the importation of capital machineries and raw materials.
Also, since we lack industry, we have no other option but to import finished goods even at a very high price.
This then lead to a higher rate of the dollar and the continuous fall of the naira as it elicit a chain reaction in the general rise of goods and services.

To recap, the way out cannot be overemphasized as many analysts have already rendered great solutions like reviving the refineries, diversification of the economy, increase in capital expenditure, cut in unnecessary spendings, among others. However, the cardinal problem facing Nigeria is the inability to implement these objectives by the executive.

BRACE YOURSELVES!
Forum Games / Re: Check Out This Very Simple Brain Exercise by ImperfectMe(m): 2:07pm On Jul 10, 2016
Let the first digit be v
the second w
the third x
the forth y
the fifth z
~
v = w^2
w+x =10
y = w+1
x +z = 14
v+w+x+y+z=30
express all eqn in terms of w
therefore:
v=w^2
x=10-w
y=w+1
z=14-(10-w)
z=4+w and;
w^2 + w + (10-w) + (4+w) = 30...open brackets
w^2 +2w + 15 = 30
w^2 + 2w - 15 = 0...using the almighty formula:
w=3 or -5...ignoring the negative value, subs w=3 in the each eqn to get v,x,y and z
v=3^2=9
x=10-3=7
y=3+1=4
z=4+3=7
9+3+7+4+7=30
the pin is 93747

Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Celebrates 20th Birthday Today #leapyearbaby by ImperfectMe(m): 5:19am On Mar 01, 2016
floragregs:
Eya his next bday na 4years time. Hbd to him ooo. Special baby. Fact: Any year that can be divided by 4 is a leap year. grin
I disprove your fact, for example year 1900 is divisible by 4 (475) but not a leap year
....unless they are divisible by 100, in which case
they also need to be divisible by 400. Using this
system, the years 1900, 2100, and 2200 are not
leap years, but 1600, 2000, and 2400 are.
Forum Games / Re: Mathematicians Kindly Solve This,, by ImperfectMe(m): 10:37am On Jan 12, 2016
tried solving the first question simultaneously but couldn't get the answer....i got 24 as r and 10.67 as w...maybe i made a mistake somewhere or the process is wrong

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Religion / The Ten Commandments Of Rational Debate by ImperfectMe(m): 9:07pm On Dec 26, 2015
Learn the 10 Commandments of Rational Debate and use them against your enemy as you obliterate
their argument point by point (rationally, of course)
. Knowing your logical fallacies and how the brain
can deceive even the brightest of minds is the first
step towards winning an argument. These are 10 of the more popular logical fallacies,
but there are many others you need to learn in order to master the art of debate… The 10 Commandments of Rational Debate



1. Though shall not attack the person’ character, but the argument itself. (“Ad
hominem”) Example: Dave listens to Marilyn Manson, therefore his arguments against certain parts of religion are
worthless. After all, would you trust someone who
listens to that devil worshiper?


2. Though shall not misrepresent or exaggerate
a person’s argument in order to make them
easier to attack. (“Straw Man Fallacy”) Example: After Jimmy said that we should put more money into health and education, Steve
responded by saying that he was surprised that
Jimmy hates our country so much that he wants to
leave it defenceless by cutting military spending.


3. Though shall not use small numbers to
represent the whole. (“Hasty Generalization”) Example: Climate Change Deniers take a small sample set of data to demonstrate that the Earth is
cooling, not warming. They do this by zooming in
on 10 years of data, ignoring the trend that is
present in the entire data set which spans a
century.


4. Though shall not argue thy position by
assuming one of its premises is true. (“Begging
the Question”) Example: Sheldon: “God must exist.”
Wilbert: “How do you know?”
Sheldon: “Because the Bible says so.”
Wilbert: “Why should I believe the Bible?”
Sheldon: “Because the Bible was written by God.”
Wilbert: “WTF?” Here, Sheldon is making the assumption that the
Bible is true, therefore his premise – that God exists
– is also true.


5. Though shall not claim that because
something occurred before, but must be the
cause. (“Post Hoc/False Cause”). This can also be read as “correlation does not imply
causation”. Example: There were 3 murders in Dallas this week and on each day, it was raining. Therefore,
murders occur on rainy days.


6. Though shall not reduce the argument down
to only two possibilities when there is a clear
middle ground. (“False Dichotomy”) Example: You’re either with me, or against me. Being neutral is not an option.


7. Though shall not argue that because of our
ignorance, the claim must be true or false. (“Ad
Ignorantiam”). Example: 95% of unidentified flying objects have been explained. 5% have not. Therefore, the 5%
that are unexplained prove that aliens exist.


8. Though shall not lay the burn of proof onto
him that is questioning the claim. (“Burden of
Proof Reversal”). Example: Marcy claims she sees the ghosts of dead people, then challenges you to prove her wrong.
The burden of proof is on Marcy, not you, since
Marcy made the extraordinary claim. 9. Though shall not assume that “this” follows
“that”, when “it” has no logical connection.
(“Non Sequitur”). Similar, but the difference between the post hoc
and non sequitur fallacies is that, whereas the post
hoc fallacy is due to lack of a causal connection, in
the non sequitur fallacy, the error is due to lack of a
logical connection. Example: If you do not buy this Vitamin X supplements for your infant, you are neglecting
your her.


10. Though shall not claim that because a
premise is popular, therefore, it must be true.
(“Bandwagon Fallacy”). Example: Just because a celebrity like Dr. Oz endorses a product, it doesn’t make it any more
legitimate.

Source: www.relativelyinteresting.com/10-commandments-rational-debate-logical-fallacies-explained/

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Politics / Re: The Secret Story Behind Ur Date Of Birth.........a Guide To Plan Your Future. by ImperfectMe(m): 10:56am On Dec 24, 2015
greatiyk4u:

This is more of science dan superstition
I cannot see any aota of science in this post...or is it just me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Illustrations That Will Change Your Perspective About Life by ImperfectMe(m): 11:00am On Dec 21, 2015
i've learnt a lot from this tread...thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: Some Interesting Facts To Know About The Year 2016 by ImperfectMe(m): 3:18pm On Dec 12, 2015
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Jokes Etc / Re: Puns And Groaners by ImperfectMe(m): 10:02am On Dec 01, 2015
great puns man...permit me to use some as my whatsapp status...infact I love number 8, 12, 5, 2, and 14....I also like number 7, 6, 3, 15, 18, 1, 4, 9, 11, 10, 21,22,23,24,25,19,20,17,16 and number 19....
Education / Re: Nigerian Don Solves 156-year-old Mathematics Problem by ImperfectMe(m): 3:56pm On Nov 15, 2015
Mathematics...the bedrock of science
NYSC / Re: Life After The NYSC: The Grim Reality! by ImperfectMe(m): 1:12pm On Oct 28, 2015
op I agree with you....reality bites

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Forum Games / Re: Help Me Solve This Guys by ImperfectMe(m): 3:20am On Sep 23, 2015
can you show how you arrived at 30 and 25
Forum Games / Re: Help Me Solve This Guys by ImperfectMe(m): 4:55pm On Sep 22, 2015
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Forum Games / Help Me Solve This Guys by ImperfectMe(m): 4:46pm On Sep 22, 2015
help me solve this guys

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