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Although some of these facts are already known....what caught my attention wes number 2
2· In Turkish, the bird we call a Turkey is called
"Hindi" ("from India" . In India, it's called "Peru." In
Arabic, the bird is called "Greek chicken"; in Greek
it's called "French chicken"; and in French it's called
"Indian chicken." The bird is indigenous to none of
these places.
Epic....

pocohantas:
The darkest and hottest places in hell is reserved for pastors like this, who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis.

Hmmm....Inferno

MrsChima:
My husband had a pot belly and I was disappointed because it gets in the way of our sex. He used to drink German lager I forgot the name and it made his stomach bloated. He did sit ups and detox ed for 2 weeks and now he has a 3 pack abs.

3 pack abs? Pics of the abs or I dont believe you

Phyno.....African Rapper Numero Uno......hua!

informative

Kasimaramma2:
There was no moon to guide laide as she walked through thorny paths beside the pavement.No street lights,she had no torchlight.How did she see as she walked ?

it was daytime

hmm

i never believe in this endtime hoax....We're keeping score in terms of Believers
vs. Non-Believers, when the battle is between
Terrible People vs. Good People. If you're willing to fight for a good cause by expending
money or time in a world where we're constantly
strapped in....by making the world a better place in all our endavours....you can worship Amadioha for all I care

valmunich:
OMG!

father forgive them for they know not...


it's quite pitiful how people freely commit and even go ahead to publicly discuss immoral acts these days..


*does the sign of the crucifix and runs outta thread *

He without sin should cast the first stone

there are so many things that affect the average Nigerian child. We are talking about undernourishment, access to safe and clean drinking water, enrollment in primary school, access to treated mosquito net and a host of others before talking about implementing Universal Concept Of Mental Arithmetic System (UCMAS) in Nigeria

This post filled with Urban Legend and Stereotypes that makes you want to believe what you're not

You just said my mind op.....nice one

¤all the street light were switched off¤
¤There was no moon¤
¤the car's headlights were also off¤
Hmm.....

Ans: It was daytime!

well done guys.....*feeling at home*

plateau gubernetorial election is a "DU" or die affair

I cannot say any better but what i know is that no matter who is elected, the
demographic and economic realities of Nigeria will
persist
and sorry to say there is a very limited range of
politically-viable solutions for dealing with them.

i'm addicted to cold water and i just cant help it

Jossites we cannot continue to keep quiet in the face
of oppression. We must not take to the streets to
protest as this might once again be hijacked by
hoodlums, bt we can all decide not to pay this
outrages fee being demanded for by the VC which
amounts to millions; millions of naira. All of us cannot be stopped from writing the exams if we cooperate.
Injustice was protested...a victimization committee
was set up...but they need a final ingredient to
achieve this wicked plan, and that's our cooperation.
Pls pls pls and pls let's not let then have that. Let's call upon the UNIJOS alumni that have been
painfully silent. Some of us have parents in public
offices...let's call upon our parents even if it means
organising a PTA meeting like way back in sec sch.
Now that the school have decided to even exploit us
more despite not meeting the early requests, let's let the world know and speak till this unfounded
money for damages is removed...till the 10,000 naira
dev. levy is removed...till the 10,000 naira late reg.
levy is removed... till our suspended SUG officials(if
true) are recalled. Am sure even lecturers that do not
benefit from this act of greed will buy into this. Let's cry out loud.
NANS come in...
Faculty of law, come in...
Ministry of Education, come in...
NBA, come in...
Civil societies in Nigeria come in... Jossites, stay in... Let's say no to to exploitation! Let's speak with one
voice and victory will be certain. Students should be
treated like humans or the VC should step down for
another who can. Please pass this message around.

2. Leopard Seal
Seals are the cutest, sweetest,
most adorably helpless-looking things ever. There's no way in
hell seals could ever be anything but cuddly tubs of lard. They
just eat fish, right? That assumption goes right out the window when the leopard seal opens its mouth and you find out it's part dinosaur.
Leopard seals will wait in shallow water or under ice ledges where penguins like to hang out. When the little guys jump into the
water, the seal shoots out and grabs it.
After it catches its prey, the seal slaps the penguin across the surface of the water to skin it before eating it. Or, if it's feeling
particularly merciful, just bites off its head.

3 Olive Babbons
Olive baboons -- like all monkeys -- are actually opportunistic omnivores. That means they eat whatever they think looks delicious. This is usually just grass and plants and stuff. In fact,
baboons are known to peacefully graze next to gazelles. But every once in a while, like a man forced to subsist on salad for
too long, they decide enough is enough and they want some meat right damn now. And that's when their peaceful co-existence with the rest of the world ends. Those gazelles the olive baboon likes to hang out with? They do
double duty as fluffy animal friends and a snack cabinet. At any
given moment, a baboon may decide he wants him some gazelle. So he nonchalantly walks up to the grazing gazelles, pretending
to be uninterested and doing whatever the baboon equivalent of
whistling is. Then he just suddenly bolts at whatever looks like it
runs away the slowest. Yes, of course this is usually a baby
gazelle. Once the baboon catches the African Bambi, he unceremoniously
kills it by beating and biting it. Then he holds it in his hands like a water melon. YUCK!

4. Long-Tailed Weasel
Oh, come on now. Weasels? They do probably hunt mice or
something, like pretty much every small carnivore. But a long- tailed weasel on a list of ferocious killers? No way. Look at that little fella -- it's just a fluffy hot dog with legs.
The long-tailed weasel likes to kill by wrapping its body around its prey, then crushing the prey's skull by biting it.
Long-tailed weasels are genetically
hardwired to commit mass murder. They kill whenever they can and store the food for later, but rarely visit their corpse stashes
because they prefer their food "alive and quivering." They also lap the blood from the wounds they inflict, and as the icing on the serial killer cake, they make their nests out of the fur of their victims.

5. Giant Otters
Otters are some of the cutest, most innocent-looking animals on
the planet
Giant otters live in South America, where they primarily feed on
perch, large catfish and characins, such as piranhas. They hunt in packs (hence the nickname), corraling fish into shallow water for
easy pickings. When feeding cubs, they beat up the fish within an inch of its life but leave it hanging -- so that the cute otter babies
can have fresh food.
Another delicacy on the giant otter menu is the anaconda, which you may remember as the largest damn snake on Earth.
A small
group of giant otters will swim up to and grab the snake, then start biting and clawing it. They will bash the anaconda against tree trunks and, if they feel particularly badass, employ a
technique described by a biologist as "tug-of-war with an
animated fire hose." Yes, giant otters can reduce the most
powerful snake on the planet to a mere plaything.

Mother Nature's favorite gag is giving vicious predators the bodies of harmless fuzzballs. Here are the six deadliest animals we may keep as pet when approahed
6.
When someone mentions roadrunners, you probably think of a
tall, skinny bird that runs really fast, goes "Meep meep" and
routinely outwits cartoon coyotes. And while Warner Bros. did
get some things right (the birds are capable of flight, but choose
to just run around really fast), cartoons are rarely accurate sources for the aspiring ornithologist.

Roadrunners are almost exclusively carnivorous . The diet they follow is not the wimpy "small furry things" sort, either.
Try rattlesnakes.
The roadrunner just sinks its beak into the snake, promptly lifts it high into
the air and repeatedly smashes it into the ground until it is
tenderized enough to swallow whole. This technique, according to
scientists, "subjects the prey to an outward force away from the
center of rotation, in this case, the center of rotation being the roadrunner's face."
More importantly, it does it like a boss. That there, friends, is a goddamn finishing move. It even has a
name: the Centrifugal Slam. Oh, and the roadrunner also eats other birds. It doesn't even fly after them -- instead, it just jumps in the air and snatches them as they pass. And then: the Centrifugal Slam.

some entrepreneurs are born while some are made

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kai . I love the Law. If only 30% of . Nigerians know the constitution. . . I swear this country will be a better place

of course you can General....within the confines of your "bigoted" dreams
not that . Goodluck is a saint. . . Sir the earlier you accept the fact that nigerians are sentimental, the better for you