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A man checked into
a hotel. There was a computer in his room,so he decided to send a mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address,and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The
widow decided to check her
mail,expecting condolence
messages from relatives and
friends. After reading d first
message she fainted. The son rushed in to the room,found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which reads: "To
My Loving Wife,I know u are
surprised to hear from me,They have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones.I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival 2morow. Expecting u
darling. I can't wait to see u!!
Loooooool!!!!

A man checked into
a hotel. There was a computer in his room,so he decided to send a mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address,and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The
widow decided to check her
mail,expecting condolence
messages from relatives and
friends. After reading d first
message she fainted. The son rushed in to the room,found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which reads: "To
My Loving Wife,I know u are
surprised to hear from me,They have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones.I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival 2morow. Expecting u
darling. I can't wait to see u!!
Loooooool!!!!

Iniesta out and barca draws two straight matches it makes one wonder what would happen if Messi picks an injury.
Or can we say Cesc brought this nemesis along from arsenal?

I can see the future ~ Wenger out, Guardiola in and AVB out, Mourinho in or vice versa

Thats Wonderful logica!, so it all comes to this point - you attacking me. Anyway, its always difficult admiting the truth especially when one is wrong. For the record, I am not a madrid fan and don't be conceited I always do my homework before making my coments. Hold your peace it was a wonderful display from both sides and the better team won even when they don't deserve it, but of course, they were better.

@logica
speaking of facts, Yaya IS NO LONGER A BARCELONA FOOTBALLER so why bring him into the picture. I'm sure you'll also like to bring Ronaldinho into the picture won't you? Stop complaining about Pep's decisions at least he can boast of a favourable result today. Please don't let me call you a cry-babie

@logica
Your logic is faulted.
Its a fallacy to say that if Yaya Toure had stayed in barca, blah, blah blah, Its just like saying that had Madrid signed Neymar they would have won.
They are mere (and of course bad) speculations

Again, Buzor is right for when barcelona field about 12,13 or even 14 players at a time, (including the referee and/or linemen) they stand a better chance of winning even if Jesus strikes for madrid and Mohammed is the goal keeper!

@logica
Your logic is faulted.
Its a fallacy to say that if Yaya Toure had stayed in barca, blah, blah blah, Its just like saying that had Madrid signed Neymar they would have won.
They are mere (and of course bad) speculations

Again, Buzor is right for when barcelona field about 12,13 or even 14 players at a time, (including the referee and/or linemen) they stand a better chance of winning even if Jesus strikes for madrid and Mohammed is the goal keeper!

Al Jazeera will show the match, but we all know what the scoreline will eventually look like. Personally I wont watch it I'ld prefer the FA show down of man city and liverpool

The Minister of Education, Prof.
Ruqquayatu Ahmed Rufa’i has
assured that the Academic Staff
Union of Nigerian Universities
(ASUU) will call off its protracted
strike on Monday, following the
passage of the bill on the
retirement age of professors of
University at 70 years.
Prof. Rufa’I disclosed who stated
this yesterday in Abuja at a
crucial meeting with Vice-
Chancellors of Federal
Universities assured that the bill
which was passed last
Wednesday will soon be singed
into law by President Goodluck
Jonathan.
Noting that ASUU has exhausted
all issues that will disallow the
resolution of the crises, Prof.
Rufa’I said that the Federal
Government will hold another
meeting with the Union on
Monday to finally resolve the
lingering problems with the
Academic Union to allow
students resume their academic
programs.
“The Federal Government is
concerned and I am sure you are
aware that series of meetings
have taken place even with the
President Goodluck Jonathan. We
have been talking and discussing
with members of ASUU. Today
after our meeting with the Vice
Chancellors we are going to hold
a meeting again with ASUU on
Monday and it is our hope that
after that meeting we expect that
ASUU should call off that strike.
Government is working and
definitely we are meeting most
of their demands.” She
stated

Source:
http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news-update/33851-ASUU-will-call-off-strike-on-monday-minister.html

BREAKING NEWS:
Boko Haram has kidnapped the Presidential family along with 50 other leaders!
They are threatening to burn them with petrol unless we pay a 50 billion Naira ransom.
Jonathan needs our help!
Please donate, I have already donated 50 litres~:-P~

Which kind embarass b dis? Y shud our 1st lady a b embarasmenting us lyk dis?
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she is consistent with these her bombshells
LWTMPTF (Laff wan turn my piss to fuel)

Why is everyone talking about marriage?
Haven't you heard?
BREAKING NEWS: Man cancels wedding because of 50 gallons of fuel bride price, LWTMPTF (Laff wan turn my piss to fuel)

Nigerians ar cryin 4 wot originaly isn't deirs. In a manner of speakin all govt fund n revenues mite hav bin ours, but dey've taken or rada we've given dat away a long time ago. And of cuz, we all shud hav known dis day wil come beforehand. For d record, I dont suport dis play of presidential dominance, bt lets become (or pretend to b) intelectuals as d case may b n let us b realistic, instead of cryin ova spilled milk. Ur pesident said he mite b slow in decisional issues, bt we nid a quick response to dis mata so dnt let us waste time murmuring. D question is:
What ar they doin abt it?
Wot is d society doin abt it?
Wot is ur houshold doing abt it n
wot ar u doing abt it?
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