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Lust will ALWAYS lead to love - at all times.
The very thing that attracts you to your partner is what we call lust.
You can't love someone without knowing whom they are (at least you think you do), and its something that will draw you to him/her.
Now, I call that selfish desire,
something must make you want to 'check-out' what's in the package - LUST.
Love even in forced marriages starts from Lust - if they eventually get there that is.
Simple!!!
Its a, b and c.

What about the easy cliq 15MB?
I guess they've taken that away - I can't believe I fell for such a dumb trick

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mictennyson: 1. I score 255 in jamb,------226 in post utme. I put in 4 economics..... I chose OAU as my secnd choice... Pls wot are my chances of gainin admision .....?
2.Wen loadin my utme result mistakenly my twin broder result was uploaded in exchange 4 mine-- but my utme registration number is corectly loaded ? He scored 232 nd I score 255-- plls hope dis won't afect me nd is dere any solution 2 dis ? Tnnnxxx

well you had a very good combination of scores: 255 and 226 but that error could mar your chances of getting admitted because OAU might think you are trying to deceive them worse still, you chose the school as your 2nd choice...
You should have corrected that error before writing the post utme exam (a new scratch case would do).
My advice is: do something now!!!

hotandholy: u we be admited jst believe in god and give ur papers to SOMEONE 4 assitance.i can c ur name on 2nd list

give someone like you abi...?
God - YES
someone - NO
don't deceive him o
@mictennyson, beware won fe gba e ni o

Registration form is N15,000 but how much is school or rather tuition fees? (how much did the students paid last year?)
please help...

I'm loving this.
@OP you are on point!!!
But I dare you to identify this king and probably the location of his chambers.
Lol
I love satires

Why shouldn't we blame the govt?
After the whole country mourned for 3 days about a very recent plane crash, we expect the govt to enable ALL measures in forestalling any future mishaps as regarding planes and crashes,
but an incompetent govt gave the job to an incompetent contractor.
Well, thank God there was no need for emergency landing otherwise...
It makes we wonder; can a mother who recently lost a child allow the rest to wander out of her sight?
This govt is too negligent!
If all hands had been on deck, then no stone would have been left unturned.
Remember this is the same aviation sector, can we say we have learned nothing from last Sunday?

I wonder if Alex Fergusen can still afford to chew his gums. Manchester is now officially blue.
Soon the Europe too will be blue. May 19 it is.
Blue is my colour!!!

Wa yii o
egbe agbabolu barcelona sope awon setan lati fi iya je egbe agbabolu chelsea. Nise ni lionel messi sope oun setan lati ku sori papa. Bee gege ni awon chelsea fi ake ko ri pe ko si oun to jo, won ni kaka ki eku ma je sese, yio fi se awada ni...
Hmnn...
Oro na ni agbara lale yii.
Bawo lale yii se ma rii? Eje ki a farabale fun oju lounje.
Sugbon awa ti ati woo tele (lori ero satelite) fi n to yin leti pe chelsea bori barca pelu ayo omi meji si eyo kan(2:1) gbogbo re (aggregate) si je chelsea 3 : 1 barca.
Odigba!

If Barca plays 4-3-3 they will loose, but if they play 4-3-3-3 (with the referee and linemen toping the attack) they MIGHT win.
Ronaldo will score two goals ojoro or no ojoro mark my words.
Barca's season is over shame on ya'll

You barca fans said more than this before the match 'barca doesn't know home from away' bt now its '2nd leg ma badt gann' Make una pack well joor.
You guys can't win without the referee!!!
Barca outplayed chelsea fine, bt we outscored you guys simple! And the last time I checked, thats the point of football - winning the game even if it were to be an own goal.
Don't be suprised if Chelsea beat Barca in the return leg. Its all about keys and locks and we definitely have the key to barca. Arsenal could have done it last season but they were playin against 12 players (if you leave out the linemen) chelsea for final no dulling!!!

Digriz: barca doesn't play like hotspur so get that.

So they play worse?
Their last match was like QPR's.
If they played like that against us, then its Chelsea for final.
But of course, its always consoling to know that uefa will provide the usual three more players for Barca in the likes of two linemen and a very dubious referee (e.g Norman Ovrebo)

We are officially invinting everybody to come and watch the champs leag. re-show or rather highlights during the week. Chelsea 3 Barca 1.
I've seen the match personally and I can boldly say it so you gamblers here's a tip for you

Boy: I want to show you something
Girl: What is it honey?
Boy: But can I show u this in your room?
Girl: OkayBoy: Can we close the door?...
Girl: mmmh okay
Boy: Can we close the windows?
Girl: Very well.... (grasping)
Boy: Can we turn off the lights?
Girl: Yesss (ever gasping)
Boy: Grab my hand
Girl: *grabs his hand* What is it honey??
Boy: Look at this..My watch can glow in the dark!!
(what were y'll thinking? Y'all go to church now you need christ)

Can't Stop Laffing

United abeg drop more points nau
Ferguson pls leave the ref alone dis tym
FA pls if u must support anybody, it must not be manchester united
Referee two pk for Villa is not too much o
line man please remenber rooney is always on offside
ehennn
okay
Jones, a couple of assists to agbolahor is not too bad nau, bt dont be selfish, give wiemann and ireland some too
Ferdinand - A hatrick of Own-goals.... yes u can

What of Fernando Scoreless Sorry Torress? Is he fit for the game?
Blues please don't fall our hand o
Let's go on and win this cup even if there no champs league next season, at least we know we have something this season unlike other who would qualify for every competition but everybody knows (even themselves) its just for the attendance.
Some teams even parade the most fearful forwards in the Premiership but they wont get anything this tenure (except if you want to count the goals).
Chelsea is a terrible team yes, but they are the only team (if i'm correct) who are still in contention for two trophies this season. Now that's not luck, its consistence.

Retribution will soon catch up on this team
I see chelsea eliminating Barca, not because Chelsea is better, but because they must reap the fruits of injustice.
Its always consoling for Messi and his cohorts to know they are fielding more than 12 players per match.
They could have drawn the match but the line-man easily raised his flag for that penalty.
If it were to be Real Madrid, the lineman would have snubbed that. I can remember Ronaldo had such seeming chance for a penalty against Valencia, but a nice judgement from the referee - no penalty. Had it been Messi? probably a red card and a PK could have appeased his wrath. Mchteeeew!!!
But one way or the other, they can't escape it
THESE ARE DARK TIMES FOR BARCELONA because they'll get eliminated from the champs league and lose their el-classico next weekend.
Mark my word........................
Up Chelsea, Up Mourinho

This thread is consistently boring.
Even to yab una sef una no sabi.
(farts n leaves d rum)

Another hattrick from Ronaldo ensuring madrid are back to topping with four points....
Please so far, how many hatricks has Ronaldo scored for madrid since his arrival?
I know he has scored 7 this season but what is his grand total?

When she doesnt always have credit to call you,
when she starts keeping her blackberry from you and is too serious while pinging
when she always find a way to quarell with any girl that smiles at or hugs you
when everything she thinks of is herself; I like, I want, I will, My phone, my icecream, my shoes, my hair ......do it for ME now.
And of course when she forgets its your birthday but always remember every Feb 14 is valentine.

Now, mourinho must get at least a point in the next el classico, otherwise, barca will win the league.
Seven more games and messi is still red hot means the title is wide open

Manchester city are really pretenders I'm sure they will drop more points
They need a better coach not strictly money money money

Chelsea reeaaaaliiiieee faaaallll myyy haaaannnndddd toooooodddaaayyyyy o

Pride of Lon...
Pride of England
Blue is my colour!

Where is the Drog of war?
Drogba please one more goal and we can save napoli the trouble of penalties

can someone help me, is this jazz?