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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs AC Milan (3 - 0) On March 6th 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:34pm On Mar 06, 2012
Half time!
Arsenal is doing us proud here.
For the first time, I'm impressed with the gunners
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs AC Milan (3 - 0) On March 6th 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:30pm On Mar 06, 2012
Its 3 and still counting!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Bromwich Albion Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On Saturday March 3rd 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:33pm On Mar 04, 2012
As it turns out to be, this is the last match AVB played as a chelsea coach what a pity!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Espanyol (5 - 0) On March 4th 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:29pm On Mar 04, 2012
Hala madrid!
Christianity EtcRe: Rccg Special Holy Ghost Service Live by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:05pm On Mar 03, 2012
[quote author=e-herbal link=topic=884976.msg10323412#msg10323412 date=1330803859]Special Holy Ghost Wetin?So that means that the previous ones were ordinary,abi. tsheeeew! Why are you easily swayed by the scheming of a creation like yourself? Jesus counselled us against the mechanisation of the last days and gave us the very simple lords prayer. Jesus never did any healing in the church,he only went there to share the word of God. Most of his healing were on the streets. How Many Pastors Has Achieved This Feat Anywhere In The World?None! Think! There's Something Wrong! Nigerians It's Time To Put A Stop To This Gullible Trait That We've Programmed Into Our DNA. Nonsense![/quote]Are you insinuating that Jesus rebuked miracles in the church? I'm sure your bible is different from mine.
Mind you, the March holy ghost is special because it is always preceded by a month of fasting (all through February) and a solemn assembly.
Guy do your homeworks before yabbing nonsense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Napoli Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 21st February 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:46pm On Feb 21, 2012
Rumour had it that Italian teams are thinking of fielding 8 men against English oponents on the return legs of the champions league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Napoli Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 21st February 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:46pm On Feb 21, 2012
Rumour had it that Italian teams are thinking of fielding 8 men against English oponents on the return legs of the champions league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Napoli Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 21st February 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:58pm On Feb 21, 2012
Chai!
Guardiola please borrow us Messi o, we promise to return him tommorrow morning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Napoli Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 21st February 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:18pm On Feb 21, 2012
Goooaaaaaal Mata gives Chelsea the lead. Away goal, up blues
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Napoli Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 21st February 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:15pm On Feb 21, 2012
Goooaaaaaal Mata gives Chelsea the lead. Away goal, up blues
LiteratureFault With The Quotes by ImperialMcHael(op): 3:31pm On Feb 21, 2012
Actually I don't know where to start this thread, but I guess this place will do.
Yeah, am a critic okay?
But some quotes are very misleading and one can easily misinterprete it for something worse:
Tough Times Never Last But Tough People Do?
Film trick!
As long as tough times last, tough people will eventually fall!
A guy had been writing JAMB for the past 4 years now (and still counting) and doesn't bother addressing why it is so. When asked he simply quotes tough times never blah blah blah.
As long as you do nothing about that toughness the time will last until you are broken! This guy is simply motivated to fail (and has an excuse at doing so).
This proves that we can get used to failing without knowing it - we simply call it getting tough.
If you are weak, the problem wins, if you're tough, then thats a draw (and we all know that's also losing - mediocrity has no place in the society)
you have to be tougher than the situation by doing something about it.
Don't endure that situation thinking it will naturally ease up. It won't and you're limited! Change it.
Tough Times Ever Last As long As Tough People Sleeps.
Tough Times Never Last Because Tougher People Do Something About It.
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Now where are the critics?[color=#000099][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Is This Impossible ? by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:06pm On Feb 20, 2012
ekeroyal:
I think it's time the moderators start doing what they're paid for. How can they let things that are not worth it remain here in the jokes section? Some threads should be locked and the key thrown away. Urgggh!! angry
I wish the guy misplaces his brain for the remainder of the month!
ComputersRe: Advice Needed: HP 620 @ N70K? Is the price a deal? by ImperialMcHael(op): 9:57pm On Feb 20, 2012
@all Thanks, I just confirmed it was a sham to lure me to his office but thank God I have no regrets whatsoever.
Anyway, I will call when next I'm coming to the village. I think I'm falling for the 630.
Thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News! by ImperialMcHael(op): 9:48pm On Feb 20, 2012
BB Porsche now sells for N100
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Racing Santander (4 - 1) On Saturday February 18th 2012 by ImperialMcHael(m): 3:33am On Feb 18, 2012
May Ronaldo score another hatrick. Amen
Hala madrid!
EducationRe: Maths Tricks, Questions And Brain Teasers by ImperialMcHael(m): 3:15am On Feb 18, 2012
[quote author=Imperial McHæl link=topic=850188.msg10220246#msg10220246 date=1329520293]It was a monday!
Its uncertain if the unicorn can lie on sunday (as it is not a "day of the week"wink
Any better luck?[/quote]Waoh, I can't believe I'm as dumb as that!
Thursday it is
EducationRe: Maths Tricks, Questions And Brain Teasers by ImperialMcHael(m): 12:11am On Feb 18, 2012
moshoodn:
Alice came across a lion and a unicorn in a forest of forgetfulness. Those two are strange beings. The lion lies every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and the other days he speaks the truth.
The unicorn lies on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, however the other days of the week he speaks the truth.
Lion: Yesterday I was lying.
Unicorn: So was I.
On which day did they say that?
It was a monday!
Its uncertain if the unicorn can lie on sunday (as it is not a "day of the week"wink
Any better luck?
Jokes EtcBreaking News! by ImperialMcHael(op): 11:49pm On Feb 17, 2012
NAIJA NEWS UPDATE (Add your own NEWS)
1. Wizkid quits music,now a
boxer,
2. D'banj set to feature obama in his next single,
3. 2FACE impregnates Patience Jonathan!
4. 2face donates 6 kids as charity.
5. Foreigner duped into making part payment($30m) for the purchase of Olumorock from Private owner.
6. Nigerian Railway Corporation to build next generation super
electromagnetic trains for the US.
7. Wole Soyinka has signed an agreement with Counter Terrorist Unit to shave beard.
8. NCC bans the importation of Mobile phones without Torch Lights.
9. Origin of the Computer Micro-chip traced to Remote village in Northern Nigeria.
10. Keri Hilson 2 feature Daddy Showkey in soon 2 be released R&B Album.
11. Chris Okotie and Charlie Boy to play Defensive midfield for super eagles come 2014 World cup in Brazil.
12. Terry G set to be ordained as the new general overseer of THE REDEEMED CHURCHES
13. Umar Musa Yardua set to release n launch his 3rd album titled 'BACK WITH A BANG'
14. 2FACE confirmed father of Beyonce's baby BLUE-IVY-CARTER
Michael reporting from oau ife
EducationRe: Maths Tricks, Questions And Brain Teasers by ImperialMcHael(m): 3:34pm On Feb 17, 2012
jedisco:
ANSWER: you ask him 'if I meyour twin brother and asked him the right road to follow, which one would he show me?
Then you simply follow the opposite road of any one he shows you
True! But I'm also right with "If I were here 10mins ago, which way would you say is the right way?"
Jokes EtcRe: Is This Impossible ? by ImperialMcHael(m): 3:26pm On Feb 17, 2012
holatin:
i wish a fool doesnt come in
I wish fools become unable to identify their fellows (like you did).
I wish further fools to keep off
ComputersRe: Advice Needed: HP 620 @ N70K? Is the price a deal? by ImperialMcHael(op): 3:14pm On Feb 17, 2012
The presario is a new model right?
ComputersRe: Advice Needed: HP 620 @ N70K? Is the price a deal? by ImperialMcHael(op): 3:13pm On Feb 17, 2012
Tanks man, bt wot abt d presario?
Jokes EtcRe: That Awkward Moment ( Drop Yours ) by ImperialMcHael(m): 8:14am On Feb 17, 2012
That awkward moment when a girl tell you that 'sir why are tucking your shirt into your boxers'
that awkward moment when your 15yr old caught you masturbating
that awkward moment when after boarding an okada, you realise you forgot your wallet at home
Jokes EtcRe: Is This Impossible ? by ImperialMcHael(m): 8:01am On Feb 17, 2012
I wish boko haram blows nairaland's database
I wish silly jokes like this stop having more comments
I also wish projan gives better jokes than what donkulikuli and bingo-go does and finally,
I wish I can fart into this section
EducationRe: Abu Zaria The Most Corupt Varsity In Nigeria by ImperialMcHael(m): 7:49am On Feb 17, 2012
Still laughing.
Alamanata?
Almanata? Hahaha
Then, I'm sure you are an 'aluminiun' of the school.
A graduate for that matter!
LWKMD4H
SportsRe: Super Eagles Beat Liberia 2 - 0 In A Friendly Match In Monrovia by ImperialMcHael(m): 7:31am On Feb 17, 2012
Hapi betday!
Mtcheeew
We all know what would happen when we need victories the most.
Hahahahahaha *evil cackle*
EducationRe: Maths Tricks, Questions And Brain Teasers by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:36pm On Feb 16, 2012
Raxxye:
I will ask "are u two twins?". From their answers, I'll be able to tell who d liar is
That's not the answer. The answer should be asking " If I was here 10 minutes ago, which way would you tell me to go?"
Now the good one will always tell the truth (+ * + = +)
while the bad man would initially lie then, and would also want to lie again about it ( - * - =+) thereby giving you the truth!
QED
EducationRe: Maths Tricks, Questions And Brain Teasers by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:35pm On Feb 16, 2012
Raxxye:
I will ask "are u two twins?". From their answers, I'll be able to tell who d liar is
That's not the answer. The answer should be asking " If I was here 10 minutes ago, which way would you tell me to go?"
Now the good one will always tell the truth (+ * + = +)
while the bad man would initially lie then, and would also want to lie again about it ( - * - =+) thereby giving you the truth!
QED
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by ImperialMcHael(m): 2:59am On Feb 16, 2012
At last!
This game is getting more interesting
Your thoughts on this thread please cast
And dont let it ever become boring
Come!, unlock that talent
Do not relent
Until you've expressed yourself
Dont hide them on that shelf,
Bring on the lyrics!
And don't fears the critics,
Just make it rhyme
You lose not a single dime
Rhyming is no crime
Just discover yourself in time
ComputersAdvice Needed: HP 620 @ N70K? Is the price a deal? by ImperialMcHael(op): 2:32am On Feb 16, 2012
Nairalanders, I need help!
A man is promising me an HP 620 with the following specs:
intel core 2 duo,
320gb and a 4gb RAM
Wireless, webcam etc.
The problem is can I trust him with that price? I know it should be more expensive but he is quite confident of it.
Personally, I prefer Compaq Presario CQ series and the price - as at today of CQ57-202SA intel is N75000 with memory of 250gb n 2gb (priced in the computer village).
The Hp 620 beats the Presario hands down but is it possible to get it at that range?. Please help!

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