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Nairaland GeneralRe: Our Biggest Fear ? (Pictures) by ImperialMcHael(m): 1:54am On Jun 01, 2013
My biggest fear in life is drowning...
Its probably owing to the fact that I love water so much.
I'm might not be scared of road accidents, gunshots, bombers, illness, but let somebody grab my leg underwater, then I become so afraid of drowning.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Beheading His Father by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:57pm On Mar 04, 2013
BlueMurder: Were it to be a Muslim who beheaded his dad under the influence of his imam, this thread would have hit 5 pages by now, with deranged people using the opportunity hurl profanities at Islam and its adherents.
So you've decided to start the comparisons now ba?
Your excuse for not complaining is to murmur that everybody else got a chance to complain - thereby complaining yourself.
BlueMurder: with DERANGED people using the opportunity hurl PROFANITIES at Islam and its adherents.
P.S: You couldn't have described yourself better, neither could your concerns be made more audible that your choice of words.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:41pm On Mar 04, 2013
[quote author=A2.hakane]Hello guys, pls am an estate mgt student of federal polytechnic bauchi (HND) I have an assignment that is frustrating. Could any one pls hlp me out? Here is the qst: list d various public bodies engaging the services of d estate surveyor n valuer in nigeria and state d functions of d estate surveyor n valuer in any one of these public bodies, highlighting d obstacles limiting against effectiveness. Thank you for ur hlp.[/quote]Guy carry your question comot for here joor... Wetin mods dey do sef...
Back to the thread.
Na madrid dey win jare
Ronaldo nets emotional hattrick at the theatre of dreams, seals vital victory for Jose Mou's Madrid.
EducationRe: Is Cultism Still A Problem In Nigerian Universities by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:28am On Mar 04, 2013
deviduff: Why don't u go to ekpoma and do that?
There's only one Great Ife in the universe
if you try am for any other place...
Shit don rub you be dat.
CrimeRe: Fraudster Steals N3.1m From Redeemed Church. by ImperialMcHael(m): 12:20am On Mar 04, 2013
FXKing2012: You cant steal from the house of God and go scot-free
Says who?
You guys have started your blind dogmatism,
if you are confused, don't deceive others. You can steal from ANYWHERE and escape with it, it's only that you cannot escape retribution. And when God is involved, the consequence can be too catastrophous for the culprit to handle.
You never can tell, being caught by the police might be a lesser punishment compared to him facing the full wrath of God.
CrimeRe: Fraudster Steals N3.1m From Redeemed Church. by ImperialMcHael(m): 12:20am On Mar 04, 2013
FXKing2012: You cant steal from the house of God and go scot-free
PoliticsRe: Fashola Blames Okada For Damoche’s Murder by ImperialMcHael(m): 12:03am On Mar 04, 2013
[quote author=Ejiné]Is this man an idiiot?

I blame Wole Soyinka for Damoche's murder.

And guess what? As crazy as mine sounds, it is actually closer to the truth than Fashola's wink[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Fashola Blames Okada For Damoche’s Murder by ImperialMcHael(m): 12:03am On Mar 04, 2013
[quote author=Ejiné]Is this man an idiiot?

I blame Wole Soyinka for Damoche's murder.

And guess what? As crazy as mine sounds, it is actually closer to the truth than Fashola's wink[/quote]straight on point!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona - El Clasico (2 - 1) On 2nd March 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:21pm On Mar 03, 2013
amilychocs: I am a Man United fan, 100%...and really love Real Madrid
Only one at home like this

My siblings hate these 2 teams and hate CR7 in a scary way...Barca/Messi fans
Well during the draws when RM were drawn against MU, they celebrated like no end, saying that either way, they win, and I lose
I resorted to leaving our house to watch my teams play

But trust football and the sometimes unpredictable nature of it, AC Milan won Barca...
They never in their wildest nightmares expected that to happen, and are now quiet, esp with RM trouncing them in the "classicos"

My point and joy now is that though my heart will break either way on the 5th, though I am way more MU than RM, I may also be happy should Barca go

And my wicked siblings wont have the last laugh
I pray Barca bounce....plssssss
Seconded!
Ronaldo nets hattrick in emotional return to old trafford.
Messi the magician disappears again as Milan beats Barca in camp nou.
Lol
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Holy Ghost Night: Your Experience by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:05pm On Mar 03, 2013
SimonAndal: IT IS ILLUMATI TO BE IN RCCG WHICH IS PASTOR CONTROLLING GULFSTREAM JETTISON. FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CAN'T FATHOM THE LITTLE ONE INSIDE SEX AND CONGRESS. LET US BEWARE LIKE BOOTYLICIOUS SERPANT OF GOD TO AVOID DRAGGING SEXY SEUN INTO AMAZING FIRE OF LOVE ORE.

#JediMindMeld
so boring...,
you need a bottle of water!
EducationRe: Is Cultism Still A Problem In Nigerian Universities by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:56pm On Mar 03, 2013
One of the reasons why OAU remains 'Great Ife' - one could almost forget the existence of cultism.
I stand to be corrected, but I believe EVERY caught cultist is alway publicly beaten and disgraced irrespective of the status of their parents in the university. Maximum Shi-shi.
RIP Damino...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:59pm On Feb 26, 2013
Ronaldo is the FIRST EVER player to ever score in six consecutive away Classicos!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m):
[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]Actually Messi is more consistent than Ronaldo in El clasico encounters in recent years.

Ronaldo only started scoring more consistently as of last year.[/quote]interestingly incorrect!
Ronaldo's ten include seven from six consecutive classicos except from the last one in which messi too didn't score
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali (AFCON 2013) - (4 - 1) On 6th February 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m): 5:30pm On Feb 06, 2013
Hawon EAGLES toh SUPPER!!!
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m): 7:54pm On Jan 29, 2013
Angeli to n pin goalu o ma se o
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m): 7:29pm On Jan 29, 2013
Angeli to n pin goalu oju re da?
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:03pm On Jan 21, 2013
Wonderful defending from 'Yoseph Jobo'
SportsRe: Do You Understand That Sports In And Soccer In Particular Are Mind Kontrol? by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:54am On Jan 03, 2013
Dap07: Very soon too, sleeping, breathing and nairaland will be mind control....abeg find job make we hear word..
Mtchew
Don't you think you're manifesting this so-called mind control?
Even if your mind is yours to control 100% your response is quite illogical considering the fact that the OP did some research and had enough backings to his premises.
Learn first...
Think next...
Then talk later.
Nairaland GeneralRe: First Thing You Will Do In 2013 by ImperialMcHael(op): 5:58pm On Dec 31, 2012
spurlge: and NEGOTIATE what i want my new year to be like with God.
God: I expect 100% holiness from you this year.
You: haba! Dat one too much na... Make I make am 80% u know say na 70 we do am last year.
God: okay give me 90% last.
You: okay sha make we do am dat way den...
(since you guys are negotiating.)
Nairaland GeneralFirst Thing You Will Do In 2013 by ImperialMcHael(op): 3:10pm On Dec 31, 2012
I was talking to a friend about what I'd probably wear on the first day of the year(something okay but not very spectacular) but she came up with this voodoo idea that the first day of the year might predict what eventually happens all through it.
Based on this, she said, her first clothing would be extravagant, and her first drink must be expensive.
Another person said that the first thing he would do is give his girlfriend a very long kiss.
As for me, the first thing I'd do next year (I guess) is breathe...
Then praise my God I still can.
So lets here you guys out, what are the first thing(s) you'd do next year.
CareerRe: Motivational Speaker Zig Ziglar Is Dead! by ImperialMcHael(m): 1:26pm On Nov 29, 2012
Fatdon: Na wa o! :-just finished reading one of his books. EAT THAT FROG.
eat dat frog was written by Brian Tracy.
FamilyRe: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:06pm On Nov 20, 2012
Well mine was probably more dangerous - playing Sango.
I would secretly retrieve my mum's insecticide and spray it over naked fire.
Candles, stoves even gas cookers and chase my siblings about with the naked flame.
At times I would hide in the dark with a lighter and insecticide if anybody comes my way I would scare then with my 'dragon breath'.
It was fun, especially at Christmas.
One day, I burnt the curtain and the mosquito net to our window.
All in name of fun I could have burnt the whole house down that day.
Baba God thank you o!
FoodRe: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by ImperialMcHael(m): 7:16pm On Nov 16, 2012
Crayfish...
The smell is bad and it feels like eating cockroach.
Christianity EtcRe: Four-week-old Colombian Baby Can Walk & Breathe Fire by ImperialMcHael(m): 7:12pm On Nov 16, 2012
Please where are the dragon slayers? Eragon, Beowulf show ur face!
LiteratureRe: The burning cold by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2012
MegaMynd...
Please continue the story.
PoliticsRe: Muslims In Jos Protest Film On Prophet Mohammed by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:55pm On Sep 13, 2012
We don't defend Him, He defends us
We don't fight for Him, He fights for us.
We don't die for Him, He died for us.
We love Him because He first loved us.
Thank you Jesus...
For making me worthy to be called "Human" and not merely an animal.
PoliticsRe: Bank Customers Can Reject N5000 Note – CBN by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2012
ballabriggs: This is the most bizarre and stupid argument I have heard on this issue. Now one of the biggest ways of financing crime and money laundering is through international trade, foreign capital flows and international banking. Should we then stop trading with other nations because it "promotes money laundering"? Should we also stop electronic transactions because it also promotes money laundering and thus ignore the benefits of millions in diaspora who use it to support relatives at home? Bottom line is, every innovation in finance is a source of crime but we cannot ignore the benefits because we want to keep living like cave men as the NBA would want.

The new currency regime would promote efficiency of transactions, save cost for the system and should be implemented. I have coins with me minted in 1982, now show me any Nigerian currency minted in 2000 or even 2006. It's either been fixed with cello-tapes or it is no more. There is no reason why transactions at the low end where there is a high velocity should be done in cash, it is a waste. For an environmentalist, this is a crime on ecoversity as trees are being cut to make these notes.
with all due respect, the sense in this your write up still eludes me no matter how rigorous is my probe.
This is all but a blabber.
Efficiency of transactions?, cost saving?
You - in your superior knowledge - should help my naivety by supplying examples as appropriate.
And if the new note could actually foster international trade as you claimed, then we should all be clamouring for the N10,000 note as well.
PoliticsRe: N5000 Note: Senate Vows To Stop Sanusi by ImperialMcHael(m): 10:42pm On Sep 10, 2012
crown777: The crux of the matter is the implication that this will have on our individual lives and national economy. One of the indices of a GROWING INFLATION, is the creation of Higher Local Currency Bill, NO matter what CBN or the Managers of our economy say, they know too well in their minds.

The highest bill in the US is $100, Britain is €50, Ghana 50 Cedi, Have ever had a scene where you're forced to spend N100 or above for a service that's worth N50, all because the service provider claims ;"No Change"? This in itself is inflationary.

Ask them in Zimbabwe where the highest currency in circulation is $100 Trillion Bill, but no one spends it. Instead, people use the US dollars and South African rands for their daily transactions!

We will soon be buying things now sold for about N3,000 - N4,500; for N5,000.00!

It is terrible!

Why are we not emulating Ghana where they just redenominated their currency? Why can't we do same to manage our economy?

The answer is clear; if we redenominate THEY will lose the money already stolen and kept abroad. For instance if we redenominate by cutting down two zeros, N1,000 becomes N10 while N100 becomes N1. In a similar way one dollar will exchange for N1.55k. Therefore $100m will be N1.5m. Naira will become stronger against many currencies and stealing money abroad will become unattractive.

Why are we going for higher denomination when CBN is spending billions to promote a cashless economy?

Join to say no to introduction of higher denomination of naira . Let's save our economy. If we have 2 re-occupy Nigeria or CBN (this time), let's do it....even if ₪o† for ourselves then let's do it for d future of our children and their unborn children!! Before they turns us to millionaires that can't buy bread

We elected them we don't need a higher currency.
Best comment for me so far.
When the N1000 note was introduced, we all knew how the FG tacitly removed the 1 and 2 naira coins from the system now you cant buy anything for as low a price as that (except stocks)
If the N50 gets to become as coins, The simple implication is we would always be forced to buy more.
For example we would be buying 10 tom toms when we probably need one or two simply because of no change - this goes for other goods like blades, oranges, biscuits, etc. Ultimately, the prices of these commodities will increase to match the naira level and N100 would not be able to buy more than a toothpick.
Then we are back to square one... Inflation inflation inflation.
This means we have more but can't buy more.
It means paying close to 500k for primary school tuition fee.
It means buying 'perry cole' boxers for N3500
it means cooking a pot of soup with N5000 pepper.
Soon the N5000 would not be able to buy more than a pair of trousers even in yaba market.

The autonomy of the CBN makes me remember one eerie definition of democracy; "Government of the SANUSIs by the SANUSIs and for the SANUSIs"
the Sanusis are not only those going by the name, but as well as the people who wishes to cart away "national treasure" in suitcases filled with 5000 notes across the nearest border.

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