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*enters, yawns, turn right - left, farts then leaves d thread*

Down Barca
Halla Madrid

Shay man u don win title ni abi y Evra dey display him mumuness lyk dis?
Suarez gentle 2 much, I wish it was Balloteli. Dem for hospitalize Evra 2day.
Mtcheeew!

Mehn, those girls are naughty, who said cheatin is bad?
Its creative, its being resourceful, its versatility now show me a millionaire who is not a cheat
mtcheeew

If United plays 11 against 11 they would lose, but when they field 13 or 14 players (courtesy of the FA) liverpool will fall. Its not only Howard Webb, Ferguson has other agents among the referees and linemen.

this is soooooooooooooo dumb! wetin I dey do hia sef?

St. Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles both died for love
& even Jesus Christ died for love,
Wetin
Haba !!!
where are the women?
Una no sabi die? Abi na only gift
Una sabi collect? After Una go talk say boys no dey try. No Gift again unless una give us 10 names of
women wey die for love. Oya!

control + c and control + v with a litle editing, nice job

I tire o, their plots are always about stealing, money rituals and traditional wickedness. They can't exceed ten scenes without shooting or jazzing themselves. The worst is they are consciously or unconsciously marketing the herbalists with their 15 (or more) minutes display of occultic gangs of black, red or white witches and wizards.
Mtcheeeeew!

@op those ones are film tricks,
the key to love is money, get the money first then ladies naturally come. They'll claim to love you, but time tells who really does, But without money, they will break your heart even if they don't want to.

If na me too, I go vex o o o, infact, I go push the person back if I catch am!

I congratulate Great Ife, but more importantly, my colleagues - The Golden FYBs, The Golden Jubilants e no easy, logba yii.
We are the golden graduates the country is waiting for. Others don't take it personal no be me write history. FYBs, its our year, lets celebrate in style!

I said I don't understand, but you guys are not explaining maybe I should ask my pastor

I DONT UNDERSTAND this JOKE but maybe someone can help me figure it out ~ I know there ard talented people here please help!:
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Patience mum was coming from market when she runs to her & says 'Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between Dad's leg. I've finally figured it out on my own, IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH'
The mom laughs & ask her: 'How did you know that?'. , The girl then explains: When I came back from school I saw the maid kneeling in front of Dad brushing her teeth with Dad's toothbrush & I saw plenty toothpaste in her mouth.

A king once had a slave who, in all
circumstances said: "My king, do
not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes, " One day, they went
hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the slave managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty
losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; "if God was good, I would not have been attacked
and lost one finger!" The slave replied: "Despite all these things,I can only tell you that God is good
and everything he does is perfect, He is never wrong!" Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his slave.
Later, he left for another hunt and was
captured by savages who made human sacrifices. In the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place so he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be
offered to the gods, On his return to the palace, he authorized the release of his slave saying; "My dear,God was really
good to me! I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger I was let go! But I have a question: if God is so good, why did He allow me put you in jail?" His reply: "My king, if I had gone with you, I would have been sacrificed
for you because I have no missing finger." Remember, everything God does is perfect, He is never
wrong, Often we complain about life, and the negative things that happen to us, forgetting that
nothing is random, and that everything has a purpose, God
knows why he chose you to receive this message, be grateful

I am a sta sta stammerer and a good mar mar mar marketer too.I se se sell marga maga magazines by threa threatening to to to read them to buyers, so may may maybe I cou could get a post a me messe messenger wi will do me. Tanx

Imperial Michael or leather na you sabi Imperial is the koko

wonderful

@OP, let her know she didn't loved you like she claimed, if she asks why, tell her your GP is part of your life and she is clearly compromising that.
Infact, accuse her of not trying to build your future together. Tell her its high time you guys started helping yourselves academically - you help her, she helps you - and if she doesn't change, threaten to change your mobile line.
But don't break her heart, because you'll loose the little concentration you have left.

Hoping barca crashes out this time. And wishing them a trophyless campaign this season. The team needs a bit of humiliation

****BREAKING NEWS*****
PRESS RELEASE BY THE
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF
NIGERIA BOYFRIENDS (NANB)

Our beloved girlfriends, Due to current challenges faced by our country such as subsidy removal, Boko Haram,
unemployment, non payment of minimum
wage among other economic issues, just to mention a few,
We would not be available for this year's Valentine day
celebration.
It has become obvious and pertinent that our
country needs prayers and fasting, and all
bachelors have agreed to engage in indoor
fasting and prayers through Feb 12th to 16th 2012, it is our prayer that this will result to a positive turn-out of all the challenges mentioned above, we request that you support us with your prayers as
well for the good of us all, We wish you all happy Valentine's day celebration in
advance. We hope to see you after the fast.
God Bless Our Country Nigeria
National President.
Courtesy: Imperial Vandal.

All of you are good liars, but somebody has to say the truth for once!. Anyway, Dagrin just pinged me via whattsapp that the album he realeased yesterday had a collabo with Elvis Presley

Juliet: Hey Susan, I just got my BlackBerry ooh but I'll buy my pin
next week.
Susan: Hmmm? U try o! Me don dash Jane my own!
Juliet: Ah! why na?
Susan: because BlackBerry don tire me, now na BB I dey use!
Juliet: wow! U're rich oh! I envy u! So, is ur BB Samsung or Nokia?
Susan: Noooooooo! How can I use those cheap BB's It's Microsoft nau.
Juliet: Wow! Dat 1 must b very expensive oh! BlackBerry
can ping BB!? Okay Just give me your
pin so dat i can call u wen I buy my own pin!
Susan: Eiyaaa, I'm sorry. I left my
pin at home, u know its Dangerous n its
not safe walking around with your pin,
YOu knw say the PIN fit chOOk YOu

LWKMD4H

Man city should sack Mancini for a trophyless season, because man utd will win the league. Its as sure as 99 precedes 100. Even if the players refuse to score, refs would give penalties. FA could as well decorate them this weekend

A woman just left bathroom for the palour when she heard the door bell so she quikly put on her towel & went to open the door. She met Shina their neighbour.
Shina asked her to remove her towel just for him to see and touch for two secs while she takes N50.000.
She did and Shina instantly gave her N50,000 and he left, Her husband heard a voice & came to the palour.
HUSBAND:Who was that?
WIFE: Its Shina our neighbour.
HUSBAND: Hope he gave you the N50,000 he is owing me since last month.

Hello Mr Pessimist, that's the fault of my browser