₦airaland Forum

Indeed.

These people are funny.

Your 3G network is comatose (a glorified 2G), you have not perfected your so-called 4g (which is also a super glorified 2G), yet you are introducing a so-called 5G? We don't want, thanks but no thanks. All we ask for is the real 3G. Not once have we experienced real 3G Internet speed in Nigeria. We will be content with that for now.

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Sad.

He needs the 'Cold Turkey' treatment (Google it). Forcefully deprive him of the reinforcements of his addictions. Otherwise, he will become a lost cause.

Meanwhile kava (a natural plant extract available in supplement form) can also help with the recovery process., as it will relax his nerves, ease off the anxiety, and help promote his return to normalcy.... http://www.impressions.ng/power-of-kava-natural-cure-anxiety/

Timaya and heavy duty things are like 5 & 6.

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Sultry indeed. I rebuke every agent of temptation this new year. Amin.

But if you must succumb to this kind of temptation, then it is only fair to do so without mercy, because whatever that is worth doing at all is worth doing well. Don't surrender within a minute, don't lose 'network' during the action, because sultry slay mamas like this deserve to be punished.

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Cool. But make sure you don't send something incriminating. It would have already been screen-grabbed by the recipient before you use the retract feature.

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This high emphasis on getting a job shouldn't be anyone's plan for the new year. What is Seun Osewa's "job"? What is Linda Ikeji's 'job"? What is Ebuka's job

If you don't find someone to employ you, does it mean that you can't find a legitimate way to feed yourself and become a self-sustaining human being? Does it mean that you would be a beggar who can't earn a living? Think about it:: are you so valuable that any organisation you're working for can't survive without you? Of course the answer is no, because if you were that valuable, you would use that skill you possess to make a living for yourself. Come on.

I don't like the fact that most educated Nigerians would be destitutes if they don't have a job in the conventional sense. What exactly does a job mean if not a source of livelihood? Learn a skill. Deliver a service. Find a problem to solve. Learn how to make money one way or the other by yourself if it comes down to it.

This mentality of looking for a safe salary every month is what you need to get rid of this new year.

Sorry if you feel offended. It's just my two cents.

Robo skeske robo skeske, nobody messing with her dough oh. Congrats to Tiwa and her husband. Hard work pays.

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This government shouldn't kill us with high blood pressure with these unreasonably high fuel prices. The problems are unending. Hope they do something about it so that 2018 wouldn't be as bad as 2017.

Talking about high blood pressure, the wahala in Nigeria has given almost everyone high BP. This poses a serious health risk. Make sure to use the natural and powerful combination of garlic and vitamin c to keep your blood pressure under control. It is absolutely powerful and has other additional health benefits. You'd be amazed....

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Well. What can I say? This she-male is quite an interesting character. (S)he provided massive comic relief for Nigerian netizens in the outgoing year.

My only prayer for him/her in the incoming year of 2018 is that his/her excessive bleaching does damage her skin (plus the attendant body odour caused by bleaching cream overuse).

In her own interest (and for everyone else dealing with damaged skin, discoloration, and patches caused by creams and other cosmetic products), it is important to check out the wonder of nature known as flaxseed, which regenerates skin cells and can restore your lost glory.....

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Nothing sweeter than peace and unity. Thumbs up to them. Hopefully, we music lovers would be the beneficiaries of this unlikely rapprochement.

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One would have to die first to know "facts" about heaven. That is if the person would end up in heaven. A very big IF.

I like the hair in particula.

Good development. However, the fact that medical workers were previously required to obtain a "police report" before responding to a life-threatening emergency just shows how primitive we are as a country. We simply don't care enough about human life.

By the way, do you sweat heavily, especially in the armpits? We all know how embarrassing it can be with visible sweat stains on your clothes that make you look awkward. We also know that the regular deodorants don't work. Well, after years of intensive search, trial and error, we have finally found what works. It's a final solution to the problem of sweaty armpits and sweat soaked shirts and tops.... Get the full info and make sure you thank me later....

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sure always works for me. The spray.

Means you're not a heavy sweater. These regular antiperspirants hardly contain the underarm sweating flow for most people. To make matters worse they even stain the cloths with yellowish sweat marks.

Excessive sweating is a source of embarrassment for many people, and the embarrassment gets much worse when it occurs in the armpits, especially because of the ugly and highly visible sweat marks it leaves on your clothes which make you look somewhat unkempt and awkward. Most people use popular brand deodorants and standard roll-on or spray antiperspirants (such as Sure, Nivea, Rexona etc) in the futile attempt to prevent sweaty armpits – only to find out, with utter disappointment, that these products do not work, in spite of the typically false claims of “24 hours protection” or “48 hours protection’ inscribed on the bottles.

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Not quite a 'replica', but adorable all the same.

And as we absolutely love children, I'd have to say the young lad did it better than Ebuka.

Hmm. Acting seems more profitable for women than men, at least in Nigeria. Perhaps there's an explanation for that.

Not again. It seems these guys are oblivious of the IGP's new reforms....carrying on as if it is business as usual.

By the way, do you have problems with bad breath and body odour? We all know that toothpastes, mouthwashes, soaps, deodorants etc. do not work. It's an internal problem, and there's a miraculous plant extract that solves the problem internally for good. Get the full details.....

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Baba na Baba. As it stands in the contemporary Nigerian music industry, Tuface is the kind of guy you love, respect or beef. You can't genuinely ignore him. You can't genuinely hate him. You either love him or respect him.... If it's not love or respect, then it's beef. He has paid his dues.

But meanwhile, no woman would love or respect a man with incessant network failure or inherent weakness in the lower region. Worst of all, no woman would bother to beef any woman in the latter predicament. Thankfully, nature has given us everything we need to overcome every problem. The incredible combination of garlic and vitamin c is probably the best gift of nature in that regard. No need to talk too much. Get all the details you need and consider yourself lucky.....

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Wow. Massive congrats to her. Her serious mien belies her softer side.

And I hope they'll welcome a patter of tiny feet soon. For women looking to conceive and to prevent miscarriage, the amazing Vitex herb is very helpful. Knowledge is power......

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Thank God that Yusuf is recuperating fast. We can't afford to gloat about another person's predicament. It can happen to anyone.

Meanwhile, Zahra seems to be the most social media savvy member of the Buhari clan. Hopefully, she can play her small part in promoting the "human side" of the name Buhari that is fast becoming an albatross. Maybe her little tweets can launder the name better than a 1,000 sycophantic documentaries.

By the way, if you have problems with bad breath and body odour, (including genital odourl, then I have a fantastic piece of information to share. We know toothpastes, mouthwashes, soaps, deodorants, lotions, etc. do not work. Such odours originate from an internal problem, and there's a miraculous plant extract that solves the problem internally for good. Get the full details and usage instructions and make sure you thank me later.......

http://www.impressions.ng/cure-bad-breath-body-odor-with-miraculous-alfalfa-plant/