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Health / Re: How To Naturally Cure Quick Ejaculation by ImpressionsNG: 2:14pm On Apr 09, 2019
Beorn:


For someone that wants to use the normal garlic and not the tablet form you wrote in your website, how many gloves will he take along with vitamin C tablet? And is it be swallowed or eaten?

Four cloves would work wonders. For best results, use your teeth to chop the garlic into bits (to release the all powerful allicin component) before you swallow. Make sure you combine it with at least 1000-2000mg of vitamin c.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman, Joy, Wanted For Human Trafficking And Prostitution (Photos) by ImpressionsNG: 11:32am On Apr 08, 2019
After bleaching away her skin and her conscience, the next thing is human trafficking. Too bad.

If you want to look lighter or brighten your skin, you don't have to use bleaching creams which generally have terrible long term effects. Not to mention the awful odour that comes with bleaching.

A simple carrot soap is enough to make your skin brighter, clearer, and more beautiful without looking like a bleached devil like this human trafficker here. If you doubt me, read about K Brothers Carrot Soap and try it. You will thank me later....

https://www.impressions.ng/k-brothers-carrot-soap-spotless-skin-eliminates-dark-spots-pimples/

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Crime / Re: 3 Rich-Looking Women In Hijab Trying To Steal From A Clothing Shop In Kaduna by ImpressionsNG: 6:35pm On Apr 07, 2019
Indeed. Pictures would have helped us determine how rich they really look.

In any case, you look rich not by the clothes you wear, but by the texture of your skin! If you see a woman with silky smooth and shining skin, there's no doubt that she will look like a million dollars.

The easiest way to get this kind of 'rich' looking skin is to use carrot soaps. It's surprising that many women waste money on expensive creams that do not work, when simple carrot soaps would take away their skin problems and make them look truly rich. Read, learn, and thank me later...

https://www.impressions.ng/amazing-carrot-soap-benefits-for-skin-care-best-carrot-soaps/

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Romance / Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by ImpressionsNG: 8:10am On Apr 06, 2019
Quite shameful. Without prejudice to investigations of the cause of death, if it is true that sex enhancing dangerous drugs like tramadol were involved, then these deaths could have been avoided.

Guys, you don't need tramadol to put up a heavyweight champion performance to impress your partner. That's a suicide mission.

If you're desperate to perform, then you should stick to natural solutions such as the garlic and vitamin c combination, which is surely the most effective and risk-free way to be the Anthony Joshua of the bedroom, without risking your life...

https://www.impressions.ng/amazing-benefits-of-garlic-and-vitamin-c-combination-for-men/

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Health / Re: How To Deal With Bad Breath by ImpressionsNG: 3:04pm On Apr 01, 2019
The solution is the miraculous alfalfa herb, available in raw or supplement form. There's nothing more effective for bad breath and body odour than it. Read more about it and thank me later...

https://www.impressions.ng/cure-bad-breath-body-odor-with-miraculous-alfalfa-plant/

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Health / Re: Healthy Skin Tips: How To Get Beautiful Skin In Just 2weeks by ImpressionsNG: 11:00am On Mar 08, 2019
Adukey:


Please, how can I get it?

Any big supermarket in your neighbourhood should have it. Or you can find it on Jumia.
Health / Re: Healthy Skin Tips: How To Get Beautiful Skin In Just 2weeks by ImpressionsNG: 7:11pm On Mar 07, 2019
If you're looking for smooth, clear blemish-free skin, then you should try carrot soap in general, especially K Brothers Carrot Soap. Beautiful skin would be an understatement. And remember to thank me later....

https://www.impressions.ng/k-brothers-carrot-soap-spotless-skin-eliminates-dark-spots-pimples/

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Celebrities / Re: Live Maggot Removed From Harrysong's Body In Uganda by ImpressionsNG: 5:48pm On Mar 01, 2019
Eww. There are probably lots of them remaining in his body. He needs to take Goko Cleanser ASAP, to detoxify and reset his bloodstream....

https://www.impressions.ng/all-you-need-to-know-about-goko-cleanser-herbal-bitters-uses-benefits-effects

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Health / Re: Sexual Benefits Of Garlic And Vitamin C Combination by ImpressionsNG: 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2019
BDLSHer:
I found this post by sheer accident. For the past week I've been on a liquid only detox cleanse that includes lemon juice. I'm using store bought organic lemon juice, and I read that all of the beneficial Vitamin C is depleted unless the juice comes from a freshly squeezed lemon. I started taking 1000mg Ester-C with Bioflavonoids to get my Vitamin C. I found out that garlic could also be beneficial on a cleanse and started to research my combination of cleansing ingredients to see of they would work well together. This post stood out to me because during a cleanse I usually intake much less calories than normal, which has often affected my sex drive and sexual stamina. This time I've noticed that my erections have been weak and don't last very long. I started by blending 2 cloves of fresh garlic in 12 ounces of water. The garlic dissolved completely. I then added all my usual cleansing ingredients, 2 TBsp lemon juice, 1 TBsp organic Maple Syrup, and 1TBsp organic raw honey. I drank the entire cleanse drink with 1 Ester-C tablet (1000mg). After a few hours of sleep I awoke to a raging hard boner that refused to go down until I completely ignored it and focused on other things, but any thoughts of a sexual nature and it came raging back. I will admit that I usually don't have any problems achieving an erection when I'm not cleansing, but for the past 7 days I've been taking the Ester-C and have suffered some pretty weak erections. The only thing I added was 2 cloves of fresh garlic blended in water and my very next erection was throbbing hard. Suffice to say that I'm sold on this combination and will continue using it even when I'm off my cleanse. I'll also let you guys know if I keep experiencing the same results on a consistent basis. Thank you OP for sharing this info!


As a side note for you guys that are afraid of higher doses of Vitamin C, read this article that refutes the (non-scientific) finding that high dose Vitamin C causes kidney stones. It does not! http://orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v09n05.shtml
Even if Vitamin C slightly increases the production of oxalate it doesn't increase oxalate stone formation. Also the amount of people who produce kidney stones is small and no one knows why, but we do know that drinking sufficient amounts of water and fruit/vegetable juices helps to prevent stone formation in the first place. Lastly Ester-C comes in a 24-hour extended release tablet which means only small amounts are released over an entire day, meaning much more (if not all) Vitamin C is used by the body and much much less is excreted in the kidneys. So if you're one of the few humans at risk of developing kidney stones you can minimize your risk by taking the slow release form of Vitamin C.

Thanks a lot for sharing your experience. Your post is very helpful.

There's no doubt that the combination of garlic and vitamin c is quite possibly the most effective natural solution for erectile dysfunction. I've established that it works. For me and for other men who have tried it consistently and correctly.
Travel / Re: Authentication Of Documents In Nigeria From Abroad by ImpressionsNG: 9:25am On Jan 08, 2019
The steps involved in document authentication are explained in the article below. You can also get assistance for authenticating your document if you're outside Nigeria. Get all the details....

https://www.impressions.ng/procedure-to-authenticate-legalize-certificates-documents-apostille-stamp-nigeria/
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Celebrates Dad As He's Appointed Lagos State Perm. Sec (photo) by ImpressionsNG: 5:54pm On Dec 31, 2018
His dad's name must be Babakunle Gold

Big congrats to Baba Kunle... Gold!
Health / Aboniki Balm Secret Benefits - Blasts Belly Fat & Boosts Hair Growth by ImpressionsNG: 9:55am On Dec 31, 2018
Moat people think Aboniki Balm is like the average balm that is only useful for colds, catarrh and perhaps muscle sprains. But here's a little known secret. The powerful formulation of this strong balm makes it super effective for many other things - including reduction of belly fat and stimulation of hair growth! You don't believe it? Then you need to read more about the surprising uses and benefits of Aboniki Balm...

https://www.impressions.ng/all-you-should-know-about-aboniki-balm-uses-power-benefits-effects/

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Health / Re: Goko Cleanser Scam Alert!!! by ImpressionsNG: 9:45am On Dec 31, 2018
I'm not sure the scam alert was necessary. You should get your facts right about Goko Cleanser before you reach any conclusion.

Here is a detailed review and discussion of Goko Cleanser, to help you know more about it....

https://www.impressions.ng/all-you-need-to-know-about-goko-cleanser-herbal-bitters-uses-benefits-effects/

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Fashion / Re: How Do I Undo My Bleached Skin? by ImpressionsNG: 9:09am On Dec 22, 2018
LordFriar:
Hello everyone. I made some wrong choices way back. Naive me was led into believing that the CaroWhite lotion was a non-skin bleacher; the seller assured me what I had to fear was CaroTone. But now, some 2 weeks after, my hands are lighter than my knuckles which are resilient chocolate browns.

So, someone please, what do I do to revive my dark complexion? I have tried suntanning - or more appropriately, sundarkening - & I've noticed no improvements. Is there some cosmetic solution you know of? Or non-cosmetic others?

It's a pity I couldn't respond earlier on the front page so that many people with this problem can easily learn the most effective natural solution for it.

But here it is anyway, read about the amazing power of flaxseed to reverse skin bleaching damage and restore the natural skin tone. Don't forget to thank me later.....

https://www.impressions.ng/flaxseed-reverse-skin-damage-caused-bleaching-creams/

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Nairaland / General / Re: Different Types Of Signatures & What They Can Say About Your Personailty by ImpressionsNG: 9:12pm On Dec 18, 2018
I don't know what your signature says about you, and if you ask me, I'd say it doesn't matter much..

What does matter is what your mouth and body odour says about you. If you have odour problems (mouth odour, body odour or even genital odour), then you'd be glad to learn about the miraculous power of Alfalfa plant. Read about this and thank me later......

https://www.impressions.ng/cure-bad-breath-body-odor-with-miraculous-alfalfa-plant/

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz And Tunde Demerun Welcome Baby Boy by ImpressionsNG: 7:01pm On Dec 15, 2018
Wow. They did a good job of hiding the pregnancy. Big congrats to them.

Meanwhile, did you know it's quite easy to get pink lips? Say goodbye to dark and ugly lips if you follow this advice..... Thank me later.....

https://www.impressions.ng/how-to-get-pink-lips-best-pink-lips-cream-pink-lips-balm/

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Family / Re: Marriage Gone Wrong by ImpressionsNG: 10:19pm On Dec 09, 2018
Hmm

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Politics / Re: Whyyyyy Is Buhari Not Campaigning? by ImpressionsNG: 6:40pm On Dec 09, 2018
Very important question. It's not acceptable that the president is not campaigning, and instead he is sending the vice president. It shows that something is wrong somewhere. Nigerians deserve more respect.

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Education / Re: Steps For Document Authentication In Ministry Of Education And Foreign Affairs by ImpressionsNG: 9:34am On Aug 22, 2018
For a comprehensive and more practical discussion of how to quickly authenticate your certificates and documents in Nigeria (at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Ministry of Education in Abuja), you need to check out the article below....

http://www.impressions.ng/procedure-to-authenticate-legalize-certificates-documents-apostille-stamp-nigeria/
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre, Alex And Kiki Osinbajo Hang Out Together (photos) by ImpressionsNG: 7:56pm On May 04, 2018
So even the Pastor Osibanjo household watched the Big Brother sin-fest.... With all the banging that happened in the house and the other X-Rated stuff? Opium of the masses. Something is stinking to the high heavens, and it's not incense.

Anyways, for those of you struggling with bad breath or body odour problems, we know that toothpastes, mouthwashes, soaps, deodorants, and sprays don't work. The story is frustrating but thankfully there's something that works. No need for long talk. Read more about it....

http://www.impressions.ng/cure-bad-breath-body-odor-with-miraculous-alfalfa-plant/

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Crime / Re: Lawyer Kills Lawyer Husband, Cut His Dick, Now In Hospital After Suicide Attempt by ImpressionsNG: 10:09pm On May 03, 2018
Crime / Re: Lawyer Kills Lawyer Husband, Cut His Dick, Now In Hospital After Suicide Attempt by ImpressionsNG: 10:09pm On May 03, 2018
This is what happens when people cannot control their emotions and impulses, mostly due to anxiety and mental stress. It's a bigger problem than you think. Everyday people see these things happen with others, and yet they go on to do the same shortly after. It's all due to anxiety disorders which causes severe mental dislocation- leading to aggressive and psychopathic tendencies.

If you find a solution to anxiety disorders, then you're less likely to ever contemplate such horrendous actions. A natural herb extract known as kava is one of the most effective ways to tackle this anxiety problem. It calms the nerves and helps you reason clearly. Learn more about it....

http://www.impressions.ng/power-of-kava-natural-cure-anxiety/

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Family / Re: Woman Divorces Husband Over Weak Erection by ImpressionsNG: 11:43am On May 01, 2018
This "unhealthy joystick" matter is mostly due to lack of information. There are many natural ways to become a super striker in the bedroom and avoid all these stories that touch.

One of the most effective natural solutions is the miraculous combination of garlic and vitamin c... Which can make your joystick a trigger happy serial killer. Even if you don't like garlic odour, there's a way to avoid that awful smell and still use this combination to solve this yeye problem of weak joystick for good. Read more about it and thank me later...

http://www.impressions.ng/amazing-benefits-of-garlic-and-vitamin-c-combination-for-men/

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Celebrities / Re: Cee-C’s Fans Reward Her With N2M, N1M, N500k, IPhone X, 10 Designer Dresses by ImpressionsNG: 8:25am On Apr 24, 2018
Seems lots of Nigerians empathise with her. After all, there's solidarity among people with same tendencies...

Meanwhile, if you have issues with mouth or body odour (or even odours down below) , you already know that topical solutions (creams, deodorants, mouth washes, etc), don't work. Here's something that works by dealing with the problem internally... Something called alfalfa. Read about it and thank me later....

http://www.impressions.ng/cure-bad-breath-body-odor-with-miraculous-alfalfa-plant/

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Romance / Re: Couple Get Married Two Months After Meeting Each Other. See Photos by ImpressionsNG: 10:41pm On Apr 23, 2018
Best of luck to them.

Hope the guy is prepared and capable of navigating all these delightful contours on his wife, without complaining about poor network signal. Otherwise, he should better buy lots of garlic and vitamin c supplements now. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you need to read up about the effect of garlic and vitamin c combination in men. Simply incredible...

http://www.impressions.ng/amazing-benefits-of-garlic-and-vitamin-c-combination-for-men/

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Snubbed A Lady Who Tried To Touch Him At A Party (video) by ImpressionsNG: 6:57pm On Apr 23, 2018
David's blood is too hot. He needs to cool it down.

Meanwhile, if you have the embarrassing problem of sweaty armpits which soaks your clothes and causes bad odours, you know that regular deodorants and antiperspirants don't work. Thank your stars, because you're about to learn the final solutions (that work) to stop armpit sweating for good. Get the details below...

http://www.impressions.ng/how-to-stop-and-prevent-underam-sweating-in-armpits-permanently-with-these-3-powerful-antiperspirants/
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Calls Teddy A’s Dick A 'Tiny Noodle' (BBNaija Photo) by ImpressionsNG: 5:53pm On Mar 08, 2018
There's a solution o.
Health / Re: Bad Mouth Odour And Persistent Headache. Help! by ImpressionsNG: 10:57am On Feb 23, 2018
Alfalfa Leaf supplements is all you need. It is a miraculous natural solution for mouth odour and body odour. It tackles the problem internally, and sets you free for good. Learn more about it and make sure you thank me later....
http://www.impressions.ng/cure-bad-breath-body-odor-with-miraculous-alfalfa-plant/
Celebrities / Re: Malivelihood Gives Car And A Home To Deola Smart For Valentine by ImpressionsNG: 9:39am On Feb 15, 2018
Don't be fooled, it's all 'wash'. It's what he does for a living, so we can't accuse him of deception.

Meanwhile, for you slay queens and hot babes, check out this amazing natural solution for skin blemishes, skin damage, and acute discoloration caused by use of bleaching creams and other cosmetics. Nothing works better than it to restore the glory of your skin and bring out your beauty........
http://www.impressions.ng/flaxseed-reverse-skin-damage-caused-bleaching-creams/

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