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Yikes. The list is not exhaustive though.

Na wa. I don't know whether to envy him or pity him.

The only thing I know is that he needs 100KVA of electricity within his boxers in order to satisfy both of them. He simply can't afford power failure down there. After all, nobody send am to marry two wives.

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Interesting. We trust the Inspector General of Police, Idris, to do the needful. If the IGP could declare IBB's spokesman wanted because of his harmless statement, then of course we expect the same IGP to issue a shoot at sight order on this Fulani fellow for his apparent treasonable felony and for inciting violence.

At least you have the job. The coveted "federal job" . Millions of unemployed Nigerian graduates would wish they had the 'privilege' of complaining about the working conditions of a Federal Government job.

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Lol.

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Over to you ladies, food is ready.

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The government's lies stink to high heavens. Shows just how much contempt they have for the teeming unemployed masses.

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abouzaid:
she's likely lying against the man of assaulting and stealing her money, she's also likely sleeping with a policeman or someone with police connection to have pushed the case to court. unfortunately, Nigeria's warped judicial system is only interested in collections a 100k in total bail money from the man for a court case that wouldn't ever end.

Exactly, and it is really sad. Men need to beware of jezebels. They seem to be so many out there now.

BlackAfrican:
And what if she was your sister??

That's beside the point. What if she is lying against the man?

There's no evidence of assault as it is, so I think prosecuting and remanding him, and slamming a bail of N50k is very very harsh indeed. That's what you get for accommodating a jezebel.

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Oyinbo don buy market. Congratulations to her and good luck to him.

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Be careful Wizzy. lWe dot want to hear another Yusuf story.

The penalty of misadventure is always not funny.

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Sad.

This doesn't detract from the substance of the letter. Buhari's spin doctors should have tried to negate the message at least, not assign motives to the messenger.

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I saw this coming. She better be ready.

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Hmm

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Story

Davido and controversy are inseparable. At this rate he might get into career-ending trouble pretty soon.

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Nice. Children can be so so adorable. I imagine how proud their parents must be.

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God is kind indeed, and as the Holy Book says, we should give thanks in good or bad - regardless of whatever happens to us. After all, we shouldn't only acknowledge God's mercies only when good things happen to us. We are not better than those that were less fortunate. So, in everything, we must give thanks. We thank God for his mercies on you, and pray that he keeps us safe and nourished throughout this year and beyond.

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Ajoboss:
Hmmm na wa o..dis is serious

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TheAnimatorsHub:
Stop watching porn permanently. Stop masturbating completely. Eat unripe plantain, vegetables and cut sugary meals. With time, hopefully, you should have your rock solid erection again

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