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CrimeRe: Couple Charged For Posting Neighbour’s Nude Video Online [photo] by ImpressionsNG: 9:34am On Nov 07, 2017
I'm not sure why a married woman needs to enter into another man's hotel room for any reason.

They could have transacted their so-called business in the hotel lobby or bar, and thereafter, everyone goes their separate ways. Sounds like there might be more to it. Maybe an illicit encounter gone wrong.

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PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Welcomes Obasanjo To Ebonyi State (Photos) by ImpressionsNG: 5:47pm On Nov 06, 2017
Interesting. Governor Umahi has made giant strides in not only transforming Ebonyi state, but also putting its alluring capital city of Abakaliki on the map. It's becoming a favourite destination for tourists, dignitaries, and all lovers of development. No wonder, Abakaliki has emerged as arguably the most livable city in Nigeria.

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CrimeRe: Young Soldier Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen 2 Years After Joining Army. Graphic by ImpressionsNG: 9:12am On Oct 17, 2017
Well.
CrimeRe: Young Soldier Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen 2 Years After Joining Army. Graphic by ImpressionsNG: 9:09am On Oct 17, 2017
Another one bites the dust.
CrimeRe: Man Loses Car After Sex Romp With Lady by ImpressionsNG: 3:09pm On Oct 16, 2017
Seems like the reporter is gloating about the fate that befell the car owner. The fact that two adults lodged in a hotel for recreational purposes does not diminish the severity of the crime committed (armed robbery).

However... Men, nothing diminishes your pride and stature as a man more than failing to rise to the occasion when 'action time' comes, after paying for a hotel room, and your weapon fails to fire... Terrible. But there's a fantastic and super effective natural solution that most guys don't know about: Combining garlic and vitamin c. It's pure magic, if you do it correctly. Learn more...

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CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe’s Baby All Grown As They Await His Release [PIC] by ImpressionsNG: 5:19pm On Oct 13, 2017
Is he a filmmaker or a career criminal? Titles can be misleading.

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RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Doesn't Spend On You? by ImpressionsNG: 11:09pm On Oct 12, 2017
The scanty response of feminists here is a bit worrisome.

More than a bit worrisome actually.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Olakunle Churchill: "You Scammed Me, Your Fraud In Switzerland.." by ImpressionsNG: 5:33pm On Oct 12, 2017
Men, may you never get entangled with demonic and jezebellic women. Say a big AMEN to that.

And may your 'champion' never fail to rise to the occasion when time for bedroom action comes...it's not by Viagra. A simple and natural solution (garlic + vitamin c taken together) is far more effective and without side effects. Learn more about it....

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PoliticsRe: North Will Accept Restructuring If No State Is Cheated – Governor Tambuwal by ImpressionsNG: 8:25am On Oct 12, 2017
Equality without equity is injustice.

If the states' contributions to the national coffers are unequal, then it will be unjust for their share of national revenues and resources to be equal.

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CelebritiesRe: Video From DJ Olu Abiodun & Chime Amaechina's Last Night With Money In Car Boot by ImpressionsNG: 7:27am On Oct 12, 2017
Murder is the case here. I hope justice is done in this matter, and those behind their sudden and unnatural death are brought to book.

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CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy: "Victor Anichebe And I Broke Up Because Of Distance" by ImpressionsNG: 5:50pm On Oct 11, 2017
I know many guys would be warming up to replace Victor.

However you'd have to be a very good 'performer' to stand any chance with the super hot DJ Cuppy.

What better way to guarantee 100% performance than taking a combination of garlic and vitamin c... It works wonders for men, keeping you 'at attention' whenever and wherever duty calls. Learn more....

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CelebritiesRe: Tagbo Umeike Died From Suffocation, Autopsy Shows. Davido Reinvited By Police by ImpressionsNG: 5:35pm On Oct 11, 2017
Smells like trouble for David.
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SportsRe: We Will Do Our Best In Russia, Mikel Promises Nigerians by ImpressionsNG: 7:03am On Oct 10, 2017
Hope your best would be good enough.

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CareerRe: Check Out Amazing Photos Of A Curvy Nigeria’s Female Firefighter by ImpressionsNG:
All that sexiness in a firefighter... It's ironic how a firefighter is setting men's boxers (and everything inside the boxers) on fire grin

But what if she's all yours, clad only in her birthday suit, ready and willing to quench the fire in your boxers, but yet you're unable to 'rise to the occasion'? That's a problem that is too embarrassing to bear. Forget Viagra. There's a fantastic natural solution...

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EventsRe: Ladies Celebrate Nigeria's Independence In A Sexy Way Inside Night Club (photos) by ImpressionsNG: 11:14pm On Oct 04, 2017
Interesting. Especially the fifth picture; the lady on the left with the healthy looking buns.
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Anyways, as a man, imagine being stuck with such robust buns in a room.. She's willing and you're even more willing... but your instrument is limp and stubbornly refusing to rise to the occasion; 'network failure' at that critical moment, against all odds. You're not alone. Millions of men ignorantly suffer this embarrassing problem that has a very simple natural solution: Garlic + vitamin C.

Information is knowledge, and knowledge is power....

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BusinessRe: Farmers To Crash Price Of Rice To N6,000 Per Bag by ImpressionsNG: 6:02pm On Oct 04, 2017
Remove the first "To" in the headline, and it would have been a fantastic piece of news! smiley

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CrimeRe: Lagos Hoodlums Clash Over Girlfriend, Vandalise 150 Vehicles by ImpressionsNG: 10:50am On Oct 04, 2017
There are simply too many savages and brutes in Nigeria. It's quite alarming.
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Slams Patience Jonathan: "EFCC Only Attracted To Thieves" by ImpressionsNG: 10:40am On Oct 04, 2017
Funny, but uncharitable. Lauretta shouldn't ruffle the colourful feathers of our beloved Mama Peace
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Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by ImpressionsNG: 8:40am On Oct 01, 2017
Not sure about that, but I know you are your own best prophet. Do right and work hard and your future would be a self-fulfilling prophesy.
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FamilyRe: Marriage List Of Items In Imo Presented To Prospective Groom From Anambra by ImpressionsNG: 9:02pm On Sep 29, 2017
After all this, it would be a tragedy if he is unable to deal mercilessly with her in the bedroom. That's his own payback.

But how would he deal with her if he has network failure issues? Imagine when time for action comes, and yet the 'Junior' isn't in a murderous mood. He would remember the colossal amount he spent to marry her and shed cold tears of bitterness.

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CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Receives His Gratuity From Obiano (Photos) by ImpressionsNG: 9:28pm On Sep 13, 2017
"If a woman decides to make the soup watery, the husband will learn to dent the Garri before dipping it into the soup" - Pete Edochie.

But, men, to avoid the watery soup treatment by your woman, try to avoid working with limp instruments when it's time for action. Learn the most effective and all natural solution here...

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TravelRe: Some Pictures Of Abakaliki At Night by ImpressionsNG: 10:42pm On Sep 07, 2017
The night brings out the best in stars, lights, women..... And Abakaliki!

It's a rapidly growing city. Arguably Nigeria's most livable city...

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HealthRe: 5 Nurses Caught Viewing Size Of Dead Patient's Manhood In US by ImpressionsNG:
Let's not blame the ladies too much. It's called sheer curiosity. We are all guilty of that one way or the other.

Fellow men, what you shouldn't be guilty of is erectile dysfunction at that all-important hour when duty calls. Of what use is a long schlung, when it fails to rise to the occasion when necessary? Learn how a combination of good old garlic and vitamin c can solve this problem completely and make your sleeping giant stand to full attention like a true warrior. It is nature's miraculous secret to the fee men who know it... Read on..

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CrimeRe: Robbers Hijack Bullion Van On Asaba-Benin Road, Kill Police Escort, Steal N25m by ImpressionsNG: 11:44am On Sep 07, 2017
How could six armed robbers overpower seven policemen? That's not a good thing.

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CareerRe: Olanike Disu Dies 24 Hours After Celebrating Her Birthday by ImpressionsNG: 6:28pm On Sep 05, 2017
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RomanceRe: Noxolo Mampa, The South African Lady Who Bashed Nigerian men Finally Apologized by ImpressionsNG: 10:38am On Sep 03, 2017
I think her point earlier wasn't entirely baseless. But then, trust Nigerians to defend their own at all costs.

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PoliticsRe: U.S. Investigates Sinopec For Bribing Nigerians With $100 Million by ImpressionsNG: 5:59pm On Aug 31, 2017
Too many backdoor deals going on in Nigeria; make those who work hard for crumbs look like idiots.

Imagine someone gifting your annual income to a random girl for satisfying his sexual appetite for just a few minutes... That's what those who benefit from these kinds of deals do on a regular basis! Sad isn't it? Well, that's what happens!

But you know what? Many of them just waste money on women without corresponding satisfaction,, because they are often weighed down by erectile dysfunction.

I guess they don't know about the incredible benefits of combining garlic and vitamin c for any man's bedroom performance. Money is not always equal to knowledge....

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RomanceRe: 3 Categories Of Ladies You Should Never Assume Are Into You by ImpressionsNG: 8:16pm On Aug 28, 2017
A Nigerian girl would be a "nudist" for every random visitor of the opposite sex, except the elderly? Are you kidding me? Which part of Nigeria are you talking about?
I'm sure most guys here would readily relocate to THAT part of Nigeria.

Meanwhile, guys, make sure to take garlic and vitamin c supplements with you when relocating. I'm certain you'll need it to avoid 'network failure' if those strange nudist girls succumb to your seduction, as I'm very sure they will....

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CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji's Cross Dressing Associate Threatens To Sue Tunde Ednut by ImpressionsNG: 7:57pm On Aug 28, 2017
It is almost impossible to look at the Risky Bob's picture and not chuckle or sneer, at least secretly.

It is said that those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

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PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari & Her Husband, Ahmed Indimi At Hanan Buhari's Photo Exhibition by ImpressionsNG: 6:50pm On Aug 26, 2017
Rich kids with no worries. It is only when you conquer economic needs that you develop the pseudo appetite and taste for the arts....

Meanwhile, for men struggling to conquer 'network failure' and poor performance in the bedroom. You've lucky to have clicked on this thread. Learn about the little- known powerful combination of garlic and vitamin c, and how it can transform you to a super reliable, no-nonsense beast whenever and wherever' duty' calls.

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RomanceRe: Ladies! Would You Marry A Man With Erectile Dysfunction? by ImpressionsNG: 10:28pm On Aug 23, 2017
Unless the erectile dysfunction is a conditionality for his wealth - due to membership of an occult group or participation in ritual activities (Nigerian home video style), then it is certainly reversible, following the right tips.

For instance, a combination of garlic and vitamin c, taken correctly, can work wonders and eliminate erectile dysfunction. Read on to learn more...

http://www.impressions.ng/amazing-benefits-of-garlic-and-vitamin-c-combination-for-men/

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