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Their own understanding of youth empowerment
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Someone awaiting trial already serving jail terms for convict? what a country |
Flashmove:that's true this only happens here condemnation before investigation imagine seeing a loved one on national TV just because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time |
richfriendsng:when we were kid our childish thinking was that our parents were so hard on us, but it's a developmental process that has shaped us into something better |
It's commendable to start there that's where they become very sexually conscious |
I can relate with the baring part kids still do that till now.they just can't get used to the noise they think it's organised torture lol,,, remembered when I used to fall sick as a child.. It will require the services of people near by to hold you to successfully receive injection we used to hate our parents then for deceiving us to the misery or ordeal knowing fully well on a normal ground we won't follow |
Necessity is the mother of invention |
It's well |
No wonder they are shown no mercy when caught |
These guys should be officially labelled as a terrorist group.. So that they could be taken head on because the guise they take as herders is not helping matters |
Small mind discuss people
Average mind discuss event
Great minds discuss ideas |
There couldn't have been a better advice... For would be and active kidnappers
Coming from one that have seen it all |
Rape attempt gone bad.. I think if it continues like this intending rapist would have a re think
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Crime does not pay.. ask evans..,
Just taking a look at the 2nd pic..
Never knew corpse could cross legs...
It's well
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The only senator that makes true common sense |
Metaphorical statement |
And who made the poisoned weed that sometimes makes him nuts? |
That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat looks like Pepsi. |
That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat looks like Pepsi.
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I like this lagos cp his presence and reaction connote seriousness |
Lie-Clock. Stella had an encounter with St. Peter and he showed her lie clocks and the following conversations ensured St Peter :“Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in the Angel's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan, its rotating with high speed: What of Lai Mohammed's?He responded :“His own clock is being upgraded to be used as a Helicopter rotor blades for its incredible speed!!! Q |
In order words she will be test running till she finds
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Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden. After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D-DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country(Kenya). The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya. Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu! Don't laugh |
Thank God.. And social media as well |
delishpot:and considering this is supposed to be a holy period for him it's really a disgrace |
Behind every successful robber...... |
WHEN bad things happen in your
life you have three choices. You can
either let it define you, let it destroy
you or you can let it strengthen you.
An EMPTY pockets teach you a
million things in life than a full pockets |
Generous robbers everywhere it's was evans.. and now..
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Yhemit:alright.. in other words you have decided not to take a decision.. But life is a choice you either choose or not and what you choice can either make or mar a person there is nothing like sitting on top of the fence |
Indecision is a decision on its own |
Very rare display of bravery at short time interval |